THE SHORTEST BOOK THREAD: It's back...

[Popps]

A long forgotten forum classic... let's revive it.

Concept pretty much explains itself. Examples:


"Eating Light, Eating Right"
-Jamarcus Russel

"Family Matters"
-Travis Henry

"The Decision Making Method"
-Jay Cutler





Football related or not.....




GO!!

[extralife]

<i>"Dur Dur Dur: The Popps Story"</i>

oh snaaaaaaap

[BroncoBuff]

<i>"Dur Dur Dur: The Popps Story"</i>

oh snaaaaaaap

Good read.

[sirhcyennek81]

"My Life: A Paint By Numbers"

A. Rastaman.

:Broncos:

[spdirty]

"How patience in the draft pays off."
-Josh McDaniels.

[Popps]

<i>"Dur Dur Dur: The Popps Story"</i>

oh snaaaaaaap

The sequel is coming out in the fall. (Dur Dur Dur Deux.)

Gonna be sweet.

[Popps]

"How patience in the draft pays off."
-Josh McDaniels.

:rofl:


"Fitting In: Easy Does it"
-Josh McDaniels

[Pseudofool]

"Me, Josh, and the Juice"
-Jay Cutler

"How to live in Colorado long term"
-Brandon Marshall

"And The Clue is..."
-Wink Martindale

"Meaningful relationships"
-Ben Roethlisberger

"Going in the First Round"
-Jimmy Clausen

[sirhcyennek81]

"The Art of Penis Flashing"

B. roethlisberger.

:Broncos:

[Bronco Boy]

"Safe Sex the Cowboy Way" by Perrish Cox

[extralife]

<i>"Concrete Cyanide: A Beginner's Guide to...wait, where the **** am I?"</i>
-Jon Gruden

[Shoemaker]

"Coherent Journalism: Writing Articles That Make Sense"
-Woody Paige
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[sirhcyennek81]

"**** You, San Diego"

-Drew Brees

:Broncos:

[Pseudofool]

"Slipping on a McDonald's Bag: A Playa's Guide to Lying"
-Brandon Marshall

[CBF1]

PB&J

by Mock

[Popps]

Closing the Deal
-Marty Schottenheimer

[sirhcyennek81]

"Her Name was Amber Lamps"

-Vietnam Vet

:Broncos:

[Paladin]

"Who's buried in Gtrrant's grave? A primer for the Wonderlic."

J. Russle

[sirhcyennek81]

"How to Win Friends and Influence People"

-Al Davis

:Broncos:

[scorpio]

"Journalistic Integrity"

-Josina Anderson

[gunns]

Are You Really a Fan?

-Tsiguy

[sirhcyennek81]

"Michael Vick: The Story of a Persecuted Superstar"

-Jamie Dukes


:Broncos:

[loborugger]

Marital Fidelity

Eldrick Woods

[BigPlayShay]

"Slurp, slurp, slurp. Gargle, gargle, gargle: git dem 2 speek bout wat dey feelin"

Josina Anderson

[sirhcyennek81]

"Boogie Nights: The Night I Spent with Peyton Hillis"

-Jenna Jamison

"The Art of the Three Way"

-J. Cutler & G. Olsen

"My Life as a Playboy Man Baby"

-Tom Brady

[rbackfactory80]

My first big play: The story of the 2015 season.
-Tony Scheffler

[rbackfactory80]

Eating while writing.
Peter King/ Burger Bill

[Mr. Elway]

Day 3 of the Draft
Mike Mayock

[loborugger]

Message board integrity - how to earn respect by honoring your word

Bob's your Information Minister

[loborugger]

Respecting others while disagreeing with them

Co-authored by WAGS and LABF

[Mr. Elway]

Understanding a Thread Topic
- About Half of the Mane

[sirhcyennek81]

"Are you there, Tebow? Its me, Jesus"

-Jesus


:Broncos:

[loborugger]

How to gracefully deal with your team undergoing changes

The Punisher; special intro by Atlas

[Br0nc0Buster]

you play to win the game: an autobiography of a coach with a career losing record
-Herm Edwards

who says no talent douchebags cant get on tv: the Mel Kiper Story
-Todd McShay

[loborugger]

Rated R movies acceptable for toddlers

Rugbythug

[loborugger]

How to mask your man crush

BroncoSteven

[randomtask]

The Guide to Sobriety
-Kyle Orton (Intro by Pat Bowlen)

[loborugger]

Balancing a budget & spending within your means

The US Congress

[broncosteven]

Teach yourself the iPad in 21 days
- Sam's publishing

iPad for Dummies - A reference for those that should not be allowed to reproduce
- Wiley publishing, Crayon edition

iPad Opensource progamming
- Linus Torvalds

Look Ma I am on the IntErneTs
- Steve Jobs, Forward by Al Gore

How to steal from Xerox PARC labs
- Steve Jobs, Bill Gates

[Popps]

Message board integrity - how to earn respect by honoring your word

Bob's your Information Minister

:rofl:

[broncosteven]

I forgot this one:

iPad uses
-David Letterman with Stephen Colbert

[sirhcyennek81]

"Healthcare is like a Refrigerator"

-Nancy Pelosi


:Broncos:

[broncosteven]

San Diego Superbowl Moments
- Dan Foutes, Craig Wheelihan, Sean Salisbury, Phillip Rivers.

[loborugger]

How to create a great and lasting marriage

Larry King, with Liz Taylor

[sirhcyennek81]

"Have You Seen My Nose?"

-Michael Jackson

[Mr. Elway]

The Right Way: Starting the New Millenium with Success
- The GOP

[extralife]

<i>The Longest Yard</i>
-Knowshon Moreno

(I didn't want to do it)

[loborugger]

Great moves: how to be a winning coach away from a college football factory

Steve Spurrier and Lou Holtz

[sirhcyennek81]

"The Dangers of Fillipino Bisexual Midgets"

-Shawne Merriman


:Broncos:

[sirhcyennek81]

"The Power of Butt Rock and the Art of Self Editing"

-BroncoWarrior


:Broncos:

[broncosteven]

Lose weight and keep it off
- Jarmacus Russell

[OABB]

The holy bible.
- Tim tebow

[broncosteven]

The holy bible.
- Tim tebow

SHORTEST book, not LONGEST

[broncosteven]

What I knew about the bible before drafting Tim Tebow
- Josh mCdaniels

[extralife]

<i>Crime and Punishment</i>
-Roger Goodell

<i>Paradise Lost</i>
-Ben Roethlisberger

<i>For Whom The Bell Tolls</i>
-Kyle Orton

<i>Pride and Prejudice</i>
-Josh McDaniels

<i>War and Peace</i>
-Brandon Marshall

<i>The Sound and the Fury</i>
-Joey Porter

<i>The Waste Land</i>
-Al Davis and the Oakland Raiders organization

[broncosteven]

Greek Mythology
-Paris Hilton

[bowtown]

Getting Back to Even
-The KC Chiefs

[bowtown]

Smart Choices: A Practical Guide to Making Better Decisions
-Jerry D'Angelo and Lovie Smith

[broncosteven]

Server uptime and load management
-Taco John


Sorry Taco, I couldn't pass it up.

[chickennob2]

"I'm Amphibious"
- Charles Shackleford, foreword by Jake Plummer

[bowtown]

I just figured out how this is supposed to work.

[bowtown]

I'm an idiot.

[rbackfactory80]

Everyone Makes Mistakes.

- Mike Vick's Mother

[Eldorado]

"**** You, San Diego"

-Drew Brees

:Broncos:

That'll do, donkey. That'll do.

[ghwk]

Barryr, JJJ, and McSkillet finally get it right!

-anyone else on the mane

[scorpio]

The 4-Hour Workweek

-Jake Plummer

[Popps]

Server uptime and load management
-Taco John


Sorry Taco, I couldn't pass it up.


Oh man.

Hilarious!

[Popps]

Grammer: Getting it right.
-Watermock

[Kaylore]

Reverse Economics
Why raising your spending really means you're broke.
-BPC

[TheReverend]

"Deep Balls"

-Kyle Orton

[sirhcyennek81]

"Im Allergic to Popcorn and Other Modern Myths"

-TerrelLOwens

[That One Guy]

Understanding a Thread Topic
- About Half of the Mane

Bump since some missed it the first time.

[That One Guy]

To fuel my annoyance from the other thread...

Get off that corner and be a journalist
-Josina

[sirhcyennek81]

"Ricky Martin: It Was Obvious to Me, Too"


:Broncos:

[That One Guy]

How to change websites without announcing your leaving forever
-Again, half the Omane

[sirhcyennek81]

"The OrangeMane: A Case Study"

-Me.


:Broncos:

[That One Guy]

Successful cosmetic surgery
Michael Jackson.. Finished by Jerry Jones

[sirhcyennek81]

"My Pretty Smile"

-Joan Rivers, forward by Mickey Rourke

:Broncos:

[Dogsweat]

"Getting a Degree in Boy Scout Instructor"

-- Chester the Molester

[sirhcyennek81]

"How to Make Your Brain Bleed Like A Rockstar"

=Bret Michaels


:Broncos:

[Dogsweat]

"Taking What Doesn't Belong To You"

--Illegal Alien

[sirhcyennek81]

"The Day Shannon Sharpe Did Not Speak"

-Sterling Sharpe


:Broncos:

[Dogsweat]

"How To Deceive Man"

--Lucifer

[extralife]

"How To Deceive Man"

--Lucifer

Yeah, they already called this <i>Paradise Lost</i>

[BroncoInferno]

How to Talk About the Playoffs

by Jim Mora Sr.

[sirhcyennek81]

"The Denver Broncos Quarterback Position: Sysiphusian Principles in a Mad City"

-Brian Griese, Forwards by Jake Plummer, Steve Buerline, Jay Cutler and Kyle Orton

:Broncos:

[That One Guy]

Sys... what?

[gunns]

To Tell the Truth

-George W. Bush (Forward by Dick Cheney)

[sirhcyennek81]

Sys... what?


Sisyphus. Damned forever to push a rock up hill, and right when he gets to the summit, it slips from his hands to the bottom of the hill.

Greek mythology.

:Broncos:

[BroncoInferno]

The Bush Doctrine

by Sarah Palin

[sirhcyennek81]

"How to Look Good on the Job"

-Janet Reno


:Broncos:

[gunns]

How to Develop a Defense

-Bob Slowik

[sirhcyennek81]

"The Art of Bowing"

-Barack Obama

:Broncos:

[Dogsweat]

"The Art of Bowing"

-Barack Obama



lol

[BroncoInferno]

How to Beat the Jam

by Ashley Lelie

[BroncoInferno]

Fatherhood: A Memoir

by Travis Henry

[Dogsweat]

"English 101"

--George Bush Jr.

[BroncoInferno]

Prophylactics for Dummies

by Travis Henry (Forward by Shawn Kemp)

[sirhcyennek81]

"Misunderestimating the Strategery"

-George W. Bush

:Broncos:

[Dogsweat]

Why I love Texas

---Huck Finn

[Popps]

How to Beat the Jam

by Ashley Lelie

:rofl:

[BroncoInferno]

Running Between the Tackles

by Reggie Bush

[Dogsweat]

California Love

--The Crips

[BroncoInferno]

My Secret Love Affair with Mike Shanahan

by Patrick Hape

[sirhcyennek81]

"Why Vaginas are Mean"

-Elton John, forward by Liberace, Versace, and Barney Frank

:Broncos:

[Dogsweat]

San Quentin For Dummies

--Raiders Fan

[BroncoInferno]

Going Over the Middle

by Randy Moss

[BroncoInferno]

The Joys of Practice

by Allen Iverson

[sirhcyennek81]

"Pickup Lines"

-Ben Roethlisberger

:Broncos:

[BroncoInferno]

I Hoped It Would Never End: The Story of the 2009 Season

by Tony Scheffler

[Dogsweat]

The Joys of Practice

by Allen Iverson


lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frsId3goYYE

[That One Guy]

A Hall of Famers Journey
-Wesley Duke

[Dogsweat]

Wearing The Proper Bike Helmet

--Mormon

[sirhcyennek81]

"How to Find Your Zen"

-Bob Knight


:Broncos:

[Dogsweat]

Playing to Win

--Herman Edwards

[That One Guy]

Wearing The Proper Bike Helmet

--Mormon

How to Jump over a Chrystler on your motorcycle
-Ben Roethlesburger

[That One Guy]

A guide to safe, fun games you can play with your pets
-Mike Vick

[BroncoInferno]

How to Avoid Quitting on Your Teammates

by Eddie Kennison

[Dogsweat]

Private Parts

-Big Ben

[Dogsweat]

Chairs

--Bob Knight

[BroncoInferno]

A Level-Headed, Secular Crime Novel

by Jason Elam

[Dogsweat]

Self Control

--Woody Hayes

[That One Guy]

Clear articulation and broadcasting : Don't just circle guys with your pen

-John Madden

[That One Guy]

How to make a decision and stick with it
-Brett Favre

[OABB]

How to get inside information from athletes without sucking their balls.

- josina Anderson

[cwdogg]

1.The Art of Self Promotion
-- Broncos Offensive Line

2.Modern Defensive strategies
-- Bob slowick

3. Returning you're boss's phonecalls
--- Jay Cutler

4. Finding Peace at Pancake Houses
-- Daryl Gardner

5.Breaking tackles
-- Tatum Bell

[Popps]

Exceeding Expectations
-Marcus Nash

[SureShot]

All the Right Moves

-Matt Millen

[That One Guy]

Exceeding Expectations
-Marcus Nash

Hahaha... I actually had one typed out called exactly that with Hillis and I was gonna add that WR from a few years ago but I can't remember his name and didn't feel like looking it up so I deleted it. All the OM legends collaborating on a book, it'd be truly moving...

[DomCasual]

LEAVE JOSINA ALONE!

-Taco John

[Popps]

Hahaha... I actually had one typed out called exactly that with Hillis and I was gonna add that WR from a few years ago but I can't remember his name and didn't feel like looking it up so I deleted it. All the OM legends collaborating on a book, it'd be truly moving...




"They'll never forget me"
-Butler By'not'e

[bowtown]

Job Stability
-Chad Mustard

How to Win Friends and Influence People
-Jay Cutler

Living with the Love of Shanahan
-Mike Bell

I Don't Need That Inhaler
-Jerome Bettis

Living in Zen
-Bill Romanowski

My Football Career
-Maurice Clarette

[Dogsweat]

Greatest Voices

-Sarah Palin

[bowtown]

No Seconds for Me, Thanks
-Bob

[bowtown]

January Pride
-The San Diego Chargers

[bowtown]

Things I'm Good At Besides Running Fast
-Darrius Heyward-Bey

[OABB]

The things I understand.
- Jhns

[OABB]

My sexual exploits
- bob

I just figured out the thread!

[sirhcyennek81]

"Oh the Places I Will Go"

-Rae Carruth

:Broncos:

[SureShot]

How to Stay Off the Peaks and Out of the Valleys

-Josh McDaniels

[OABB]

Data supporting trickle down economics.
- anon

[bowtown]

Thinking Things Through
-Ben Roethlisberger

[GoHAM]

"Getting along with difficult people"

-Josh McDaniels

[bowtown]

The Positive Power of Hoodies
-Blueflame

[ghwk]

How not to fall after a 2 yard pickup

-Gerald Wilhite

[That One Guy]

Things I just refuse to eat
-Lendale White

[ghwk]

The Party of YES, a Study of Republican Integrity

- Newt Gingrich

[bowtown]

Working Hard for the Money
(Champagne is Too Expensive to Waste)
-Javon Walker

[That One Guy]

Opinions I have about politics that I came up with myself
-3 quarters of the Mane

[bowtown]

Sheets are for Sleeping
-BF7

[OABB]

Why Chris simms will beat out orton.

-Broncobuff

[Rohirrim]

"Democrats and Republicans Join Together to Rid Washington of Special Interests"

-Any citizen

[OABB]

Things the forefathers loved about George w. Bush's presidency
-a historian

[loborugger]

Striking Gold: How to attract top notch coaches in the modern NFL and keep them

Al Davis

[loborugger]

The Joy of Sex

Bob's your Information Minister

[Dogsweat]

Silver Spoon

-George Bush Jr.

[bowtown]

The Evils of Nepotism
-Josh McDaniels

[GoHAM]

Catching on in the NFL

-Marcus Nash

[GoHAM]

A Slacker's Guide to Taking a Day Off

-Rod Smith

[Swedish Extrovert]

"How to Win Friends and Influence People"

-Al Davis

:Broncos:

:rofl:

We have a winner.

[Popps]

"Seizing Opportunity"
-Pacman Jones

[GreatBronco16]

5 easy steps to a good practice.

Allen Iverson

[ScottXray]

" The art of the one handed catch"
Darrius (the Claw) Watts

[sirhcyennek81]

"How to make it on a budget"

-Peyton Manning

:Broncos:

[OABB]

the heart of a champion
-phillip rivers

[broncosteven]

Structural Functions of Harmony
-P Didy forward by Arnold Schoenberg

[Rohirrim]

The Varied Rythms and Melodies of Hip Hop

-N E Rapper

[broncogary]

The Joy of Sex

Bob's your Information Minister

I tried to read that, but the page was stuck together.

[JCsuperstar]

"Sportsmanship"

-Philip Rivers

[bowtown]

Embracing Sobriety
-Pat Bowlen

[bowtown]

Hetero-Posing
-Brady Quin

[bowtown]

Real Men Don't Get Fupas
-Bill Parcells

[Popps]

"Tolerance and Acceptance"
-Broncofan7

[Dogsweat]

Tokens Are A Myth

-Condoleeza Rice

[Dogsweat]

Having Your Cake and Eating It Too

-Steve McNair

[Dogsweat]

I Am Perfect And You Are Not

--Peyton Manning

[broncocalijohn]

"How to Bull**** People and Influence the Masses"

-Bronco Warrior

"Hey! Look at me!"
-The Reverend

"How to Deliver That Timely Thread"
-Mock

"Bank on these predictions (and go opposite)"
-Taco John

"Driving a b****ing car with a 10 inch dong (My adventures to Nazi Summer Camp)"
-Broncofan7

"Chargers Glory SuperBowl Years, Boob's First Time and Other Items that Wont Happen In Your Life Time"

Time Life Books

[Killericon]

How to run a stable, undramatic and cohesive message board.

- Taco John

[That One Guy]

Haha... some are awesome, some still don't get it, but everyone gets an A+ for effort.

[Dogsweat]

Damned If I do And Damned If I don't

-Tim Tebow

[Miss I.]

"How Having a Stronger Arm than Elway Helped me Succeed in Denver"
By Jay Cutler

[bowtown]

Trying to Lose a Mother ****ing Game
-Josh McDaniels

[bowtown]

Everyone Knows What I'm Capable Of
-David Kircus

[sirhcyennek81]

"How to leave a 6 for a 9"

-Jay Cutler

:Broncos:

[BroncoInferno]

My Journey Through Satanism

by Tim Tebow

[GoHAM]

Fidelity: My Lifelong Commitment

-Tiger Woods

[Marshall Dumervil]

Making the Pro Bowl
-Roc Alexander

Forward by Peyton Manning

Caring for your new puppy
-Michael Vick

[GreatBronco16]

"I love everyone but myself"

Terrell Owens

[DenverBrit]

"What I like about the Broncos"

--Jamie Dukes.

[DenverBrit]

"Making sense"

--Mock

[DenverBrit]

"Super Bowl winning strategies"

--San Diego coaching staff

[Dogsweat]

Smiling

Dick Cheney

[DenverBrit]

"Mother***** words that won't make Tebow cry"

--Josh McDaniels

[Dogsweat]

Walking

-Gerald Ford

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlz0he9rtKw

[Dogsweat]

Winning Isn't Everything

-New Jersey Nets

[Broncosfreak_56]

"Sex"

- Tim Tebow

[Dogsweat]

Pest Control

Arizona Immigration Control

[7 4ever]

"Champions never quit"

--Eddie Kennison

[sirhcyennek81]

Me and Peyton: Tale of friendship and struggle

Mike Vanderjact

:Broncos:

[colonelbeef]

"Striking out: How to succeed as a Head Coach"

-former Belichick assistants

[colonelbeef]

"Fistpump: The rewarding journey from 6-0 to my first playoff appearance"

-Josh McDaniels

[Dogsweat]

Man Hands and Red Wine

--Nancy Pelosi

[bowtown]

Getting Over Things
-colonelbeef

[sirhcyennek81]

Me, A Razor and a Cell Phone Cam-Adventures of a single stud NFL Kicker...

-Jeff Reid

:Broncos:

[Br0nc0Buster]

the secrets to professional journalism
-Nick Athan(aka "THE DEAL IS DONE" guy)

No means NO: the womens guide to rape prevention
-Ben Rothlisberger

why family is the key to a happy life
-Tiki Barber

[Dogsweat]

Anger Management

-LeGarrette Blount

[bowtown]

Still Waters Run Deep
-Chad Ochocinco

[That One Guy]

Back Flips: The key ingredient to every SB winning team
-Annual draft guru (pick any)

[SureShot]

Flava Clown

-Tim Tebow

[Broncosfreak_56]

"How to lose weight and keep it off."

-Jamarcus Russell

[Killericon]

"Rekindling the magic: Igniting the flame once again."
-Mike Shanahan

[colonelbeef]

"Rekindling the magic: Igniting the flame once again."
-Mike Shanahan

Oooooooooooh. Little premature for that book, wouldn't you say

[Popps]

"What I like about the Broncos"

--Jamie Dukes.



"My Worth"
-Jamie Dukes

[bowtown]

Takin' it to the Rim
-Ryan Clady

[OABB]

How to be a man
- mcfoneco

[Lomax]

The Secret of My Success
-JaMarcus Russell

Great Expectations
-Kyle Orton

[Killericon]

Oooooooooooh. Little premature for that book, wouldn't you say

I was just referring to his time here.

http://thm-a03.yimg.com/nimage/045805eb9ce7fa6c

/thread

[hookemhess]

A Tale of Two Kiddies: Jay Cutler and Peyton Hillis by Josh Mcdaniels

And Then There Were None: Denver Broncos 2006 Draft Class by Josh McDaniels

The Audacity of Nope: Thoughts on Changing Her Mind by Ben Roethlisberger

Tebow Shrugged

[cabronco]

How to just say, No !


- Paris Hilton

[Popps]

"A Second Chance: Best Foot Forward"
-Santonio Holmes

[broncocalijohn]

"A Second Chace: Best Foot Forward"
-Santonio Holmes

I dont think Mock is the proofwriter on books. BTW, where is the drunk?

[Paladin]

Stroking his...........cat?

[SouthStndJunkie]

I dont think Mock is the proofwriter on books. BTW, where is the drunk?

I think he got a vacation....his user name does not show up on the members list.

[Popps]

I dont think Mock is the proofwriter on books. BTW, where is the drunk?

Less typo smack and more funny book titles, please. !Booya!

[Rocket 7]

Preparation before the Super Bowl

-Eugene Robinson

[Rocket 7]

Betting that slant

-Eugene Robinson

[Rocket 7]

This team is not even good

-Same john above ^