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UberBroncoMan
04-25-2010, 12:37 PM
God knew we were lost without Peyton Hillis, so he sent us another 250 pound southern steed that can run like a bulldozer.
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Watch 1:27 in particular (yes I know this video is in another thread, but I just want to show that one part).

Think about it too.

What's #22 - #15?

#7... John Elway

Or you could look at it this way... what's #7 + #15... #22.

The evidence is in front of everyone. Time we just accept that God created a hybrid of the two greatest NFL players to ever live and told McDaniels to draft him.

randomtask
04-25-2010, 01:04 PM
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Bronco Boy
04-25-2010, 01:14 PM
22 + 15 = Cecil Sapp. Think about that.

UberBroncoMan
04-25-2010, 01:17 PM
22 + 15 = Cecil Sapp. Think about that.

Cecil rhymes with diesel and Sapp could mean sap...

So this means the thrust of a diesel with the power to sap the energy of the opposing team.

Rabb
04-25-2010, 01:35 PM
how anyone can question the arm strength is beyond me

he throws a nice deep ball

enjolras
04-25-2010, 01:57 PM
One neat wrinkle with Tebow: He might be the first NFL QB in a LONG time capable of running a successful option. Not with speed, but being nearly impossible for a cornerback to tackle.

Rohirrim
04-25-2010, 02:06 PM
One neat wrinkle with Tebow: He might be the first NFL QB in a LONG time capable of running a successful option. Not with speed, but being nearly impossible for a cornerback to tackle.

Except Champ. :wiggle:

Bronco Yoda
04-25-2010, 02:28 PM
So now we finally know why McD threw away Hillis. It's not that he was retarded like Popps was telling us but rather he simply couldn't throw the ball.

I now have a small sense of closure.

oubronco
04-25-2010, 02:32 PM
Yea Yea Yea he can run but can he throw in the NFL is the question

Bronco Yoda
04-25-2010, 02:44 PM
If not... we have a FB :)

Mogulseeker
04-25-2010, 02:50 PM
Tim Tebow = Peyton Hillis + John Elway

You have to include the entire formula, otherwise the math is wrong.

Tim Tebow = Peyton Hillis + (John Elway - [Mechanics + Arm Strength])

Mogulseeker
04-25-2010, 02:53 PM
How about Tebow at RB?

That would drive D-Coordinators crazy. It would limit the amount of deep zone coverage we would face, and the containment alone would open up holes and create mis-matches in the D.

Circle Orange
04-25-2010, 02:56 PM
The new revolution in nfl quarterbacking is finally here!

NO MORE THROWING AND READING DEFENSES!

5 + 5 = 55
316 -6 = 31

Who needs 'em? Saddle yerself up a corn fed running back and have him line up under center! Shoot, it'll save teams a lot of money and even the field across the league. You want parity? Ain't seen nothing yet! http://scosoft.com/s/o/637f8f82.gif

hades
04-25-2010, 03:25 PM
You have to include the entire formula, otherwise the math is wrong.

Tim Tebow = Peyton Hillis + (John Elway - [Mechanics + Arm Strength])

I heard he has a stronger arm than Cutler too, which menas it is also stronger than Elway's. :strong:

DeuceOfClub
04-25-2010, 03:35 PM
Shouldn't it be:
John Elway + Tim Tebow = Peyton Hillis?

chickennob2
04-25-2010, 03:48 PM
Tim Tebow = (John Elway + Peyton Hillis) / 2