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montrose
04-22-2010, 11:58 PM
The dawning of a new era, SoCal and I are founding WWTTD - What Would Tim Tebow do?

If SoCal were Tim Tebow he would attend every TC practice, he'd be the first to get there and the last to leave. He would still attend his cruise with his family at the same time - all the while being the top attorney at his firm and leading his colleagues.

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Rohirrim
04-22-2010, 11:59 PM
I feel blessed.

montrose
04-23-2010, 12:01 AM
If Peyton Hillis were Tim Tebow, not only would he have known where to lineup against the Patriots, he would have instructed his opponent where to lineup as well - before crushing that opponent in the spirit of competition.

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SoDak Bronco
04-23-2010, 12:01 AM
GodBless

SoCalBronco
04-23-2010, 12:01 AM
http://open.salon.com/files/woman-holding-baby-in-air-0011248119275.jpg

"Tim Tebow delivered my twin babies via c-section and I didn't even think I was pregnant...thanks Tim Tebow"

montrose
04-23-2010, 12:04 AM
The Broncos are trailing in the 4th quarter - What Would Tim Tebow do? This scenerio is impossible as the Broncos will never be trailing with Tim Tebow.

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Bob's your Information Minister
04-23-2010, 12:06 AM
If Josh McDaniels were Tim Tebow, he would not have drafted Tim Tebow.

Archer81
04-23-2010, 12:06 AM
The Broncos are trailing in the 4th quarter - What Would Tim Tebow do? This scenerio is impossible as the Broncos will never be trailing with Tim Tebow.

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Just so you know, thats not turf on Tebow's jersey. Thats the blood of the infidels.

:Broncos:

Rohirrim
04-23-2010, 12:07 AM
I but watched him throw a pass, and I was healed.

yerner
04-23-2010, 12:07 AM
Tim Tebow sexually assualted me in a nightclub bathroom.

Archer81
04-23-2010, 12:08 AM
Tim Tebow is so awesome Jesus has a WWTTD tat on His wrist.


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Doggcow
04-23-2010, 12:09 AM
If Big Ben were Tim Tebow, he would have been raped by high profile women...?

MrPeepers
04-23-2010, 12:09 AM
how long before we see tim tebow and Jesus Christ together as superfriends on south park!

hookemhess
04-23-2010, 12:12 AM
Tim Tebow can slam a revolving door.

SoCalBronco
04-23-2010, 12:12 AM
If Josh McDaniels were Tim Tebow, he would not have drafted Tim Tebow.

If Bob were Tim Tebow, he'd actually get within 30 feet of a woman. Go Tim Tebow!

http://www.thesportsmeister.com/Top_25_Most_Dominant_Athletes_files/tim_tebow_girlfriend.jpg

Rohirrim
04-23-2010, 12:12 AM
Tim Tebow smiled and even Tedi Bruschi was calmed.

shaunroach
04-23-2010, 12:13 AM
What Tim Tebow would do according to Google:

http://imgur.com/HabgA.jpg

Kid A
04-23-2010, 12:13 AM
Look for Tebow after practices at training camp. He will be signing autographs AND performing circumcisions. At the same time.

Rohirrim
04-23-2010, 12:13 AM
http://www.thesportsmeister.com/Top_25_Most_Dominant_Athletes_files/tim_tebow_girlfriend.jpg

Just looking at a girl like that can give you religion.

Archer81
04-23-2010, 12:14 AM
In the Bible Moses parted the Red Sea with a staff.

Tim Tebow would have just carried the Israelites on his back and swum across.

:Broncos:

montrose
04-23-2010, 12:16 AM
Tim Tebow is so awesome Jesus has a WWTTD tat on His wrist.


:Broncos:

This!

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BroncosinDC
04-23-2010, 12:18 AM
I think Tebow would do McDaniels having watched him talk about the Broncos on ESPN.

Archer81
04-23-2010, 12:19 AM
Tim Tebow once stopped a diabolical man from nuking California and killing Lois Lane. To accomplish this, Tebow flew around the earth, reversing its rotation and went back in time.

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/49821/tebowrain3.jpg

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That One Guy
04-23-2010, 12:20 AM
What Tim Tebow would do according to Google:

http://imgur.com/HabgA.jpg

If he can be with that AND still be a virgin... he has my respect. He is more man than has ever walked the planet before him.

SoCalBronco
04-23-2010, 12:21 AM
The waitress sent me the wrong breakfast. Instead of sending it back, Tim Tebow unscrambled the eggs. Thanks Tim Tebow.

Archer81
04-23-2010, 12:22 AM
Tim Tebow once arm wrestled Chuck Norris and won.

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/49821/tebowrain3.jpg

:Broncos:

shaunroach
04-23-2010, 12:26 AM
If he can be with that AND still be a virgin... he has my respect. He is more man than has ever walked the planet before him.

Oh man is he? After being the starting quarterback at FLORIDA????

Taco John
04-23-2010, 12:27 AM
"What the piss! I get home from an awesome night of Ball Hooters at La Rumba (look it up bromies - ****ing awesome! BOOSH!) to find out Coach McDouchenozzle has totally butt trumpeted me again!"

/Kingneckbeard

Rohirrim
04-23-2010, 12:27 AM
"What the piss! I get home from an awesome night of Ball Hooters at La Rumba (look it up bromies - ****ing awesome! BOOSH!) to find out Coach McDouchenozzle has totally butt trumpeted me again!"

/Kingneckbeard

Hilarious!

Taco John
04-23-2010, 12:29 AM
Whoever owns Kingneckbeard needs to hook me in. I think I've got the stuff. :)

Archer81
04-23-2010, 12:30 AM
God and Tim Tebow once had a staring contest. We are not sure who blinked first, but it is said whoever did caused the big bang.

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/49821/tebowrain3.jpg

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Kid A
04-23-2010, 12:31 AM
Whoever owns Kingneckbeard needs to hook me in. I think I've got the stuff. :)

I went to the actual twitter and saw what you posted wasn't actually on there. Yours was totally better. ROFL!

Taco John
04-23-2010, 12:34 AM
I went to the actual twitter and saw what you posted wasn't actually on there. Yours was totally better. ROFL!

I love that schtick. Cracks me up.

That One Guy
04-23-2010, 12:36 AM
Oh man is he? After being the starting quarterback at FLORIDA????

Well I haven't asked him, just jumping to assumptions.

But if priests can have some alter boy and be OK, I'm sure any diety would take a peek at her and understand.

montrose
04-23-2010, 12:36 AM
Whoever owns Kingneckbeard needs to hook me in. I think I've got the stuff. :)

If Tim Tebow were King Neckbeard, he would tweet telepathtically.

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strafen
04-23-2010, 12:39 AM
I'm the head coach of the Denver Broncos, and Tim Tebow came to save my coaching career.
Thanks touchdown Jesus!

eddie mac
04-23-2010, 02:32 AM
What Tim Tebow would do according to Google:

http://imgur.com/HabgA.jpg

With the 45th pick in the 2010 NFL Draft, Tim Tebow selects the left tit

With the 80th pick in the 2010 NFL Draft, Tim Tebow selects the right one.

chrisp
04-23-2010, 02:51 AM
What Tim Tebow would do according to Google:

http://imgur.com/HabgA.jpg

Sorry to bust up the party but that photo is of Lucy Pinder who is a relatively famous british topless model.....apparently, so I hear.... :angel:

So I'm pretty sure shes' NOT his girlfriend but the young lady he's with in the other photo someone posted does look equally hot....only difference is Lucy's jubblies are 100% real.....

chrisp
04-23-2010, 02:55 AM
If Bob were Tim Tebow, he'd actually get within 30 feet of a woman. Go Tim Tebow!

http://www.thesportsmeister.com/Top_25_Most_Dominant_Athletes_files/tim_tebow_girlfriend.jpg

can someone of a religious inclination give us the church's view on fake breasts? harmless fun or satanic peversion?

...just need to know if tebow's going to be in trouble with his boss for that one....and i ain't talking Josh Mcdaniels.......

Bronco CB40
04-23-2010, 02:58 AM
Last year Percy Harvin was asked, "If you could be anybody in the world, who would you be?"

He responded Tim Tebow.

Why?

Celebrities throw themselves at him and he turns them down!!!

Bronco CB40
04-23-2010, 03:01 AM
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hambone13
04-23-2010, 03:02 AM
With the 45th pick in the 2010 NFL Draft, Tim Tebow selects the left tit

With the 80th pick in the 2010 NFL Draft, Tim Tebow selects the right one.

Hilarious!Hilarious!

The problem with the pick was that McDaniels didn't know how to help them get along

hambone13
04-23-2010, 03:08 AM
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:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

He's really a scientologist! Classic song.... absolutely too much.

montrose
04-23-2010, 08:59 AM
Did anyone else wake up very smoothly this morning with the smell of heaven? You can thank Tim Tebow.

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Ambiguous
04-23-2010, 09:14 AM
If he can be with that AND still be a virgin... he has my respect. He is more man than has ever walked the planet before him.

Or gay. Just sayin.

zdoor
04-23-2010, 09:21 AM
the waitress sent me the wrong breakfast. Instead of sending it back, tim tebow unscrambled the eggs. Thanks tim tebow.

lmao

prodigalson139
04-23-2010, 10:02 AM
Impressively shallow posts...

Let's mock someone with conviction, work ethic, and loyalty

Yet celebrate those (who will remain nameless) that are motivated by selfishness, only practice when it is convenient/or need to reach $ incentives, and will leave for the next big contract...

It is funny that we can make a mockery of Tim's convictions (even though he has never wavered from them-has held them consistently), but are all up in arms if our opinion/convictions are attacked...

sad...

Drunk Monkey
04-23-2010, 10:33 AM
Impressively shallow posts...

Let's mock someone with conviction, work ethic, and loyalty

Yet celebrate those (who will remain nameless) that are motivated by selfishness, only practice when it is convenient/or need to reach $ incentives, and will leave for the next big contract...

It is funny that we can make a mockery of Tim's convictions (even though he has never wavered from them-has held them consistently), but are all up in arms if our opinion/convictions are attacked...

sad...

Oh holy ****.... Is this how it is going to be with the new Bronco fans Tebow brings over.

broncosteven
04-23-2010, 11:22 AM
I hear Tebow's tears cure cancer that is why he was crying after the Alabama loss. it was to help cure sick kids.

Archer81
04-23-2010, 11:25 AM
Impressively shallow posts...

Let's mock someone with conviction, work ethic, and loyalty

Yet celebrate those (who will remain nameless) that are motivated by selfishness, only practice when it is convenient/or need to reach $ incentives, and will leave for the next big contract...

It is funny that we can make a mockery of Tim's convictions (even though he has never wavered from them-has held them consistently), but are all up in arms if our opinion/convictions are attacked...

sad...


Tim Tebow once threw a half dollar across the Potomac river. Because he is such a nice guy, he let George Washington claim he did.

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/49821/tebowrain3.jpg

:Broncos:

broncosteven
04-23-2010, 11:25 AM
If he can be with that AND still be a virgin... he has my respect. He is more man than has ever walked the planet before him.

I remember a few years ago there was talk that at a bunch of big Chrisitan colleges the girls and guys thought they were still virgins as long as they didn't do vaginal sex. So instead they were doing Anal and thinking they were still virgins.

Archer81
04-23-2010, 11:26 AM
I remember a few years ago there was talk that at a bunch of big Chrisitan colleges the girls and guys thought they were still virgins as long as they didn't do vaginal sex. So instead they were doing Anal and thinking they were still virgins.


It all depends on what an individual's meaning of IS, is.


:Broncos:

broncosteven
04-23-2010, 11:29 AM
It all depends on what an individual's meaning of IS, is.


:Broncos:

Is you is or is you aint my baby.

Quoting Scatchmo not a come on.

Paniero
04-23-2010, 12:29 PM
Tim Tebow kept a straight face during his interview about being a first round draft pick.

Godly.

ColoradoDarin
04-23-2010, 12:36 PM
The girl in the water is Lucy Pinder (as stated above). The girl who is in the picture with Tebow was just a fan who asked if he would pose for the picture with her. Neither is/was his girlfriend.

as for prodigalson139?
Lighten up Francis. God has a sense of humor, so should you.

theAPAOps5
04-23-2010, 12:37 PM
2 chicks at the same time.... After finding a loophole making the marriage to 2 hot women acceptable in both Law and Religion.

Br0nc0Buster
04-23-2010, 12:48 PM
this place is gonna be ****ing retarded if these early Tebow threads are any indication of what is to come

ColoradoDarin
04-23-2010, 12:58 PM
this place is gonna be ****ing retarded if these early Tebow threads are any indication of what is to come

Have you missed the last 15 months??

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broncosteven
04-23-2010, 01:02 PM
this place is gonna be ****ing retarded if these early Tebow threads are any indication of what is to come

This is nothing compared to the Culter saga.

gunns
04-23-2010, 01:11 PM
Impressively shallow posts...

Let's mock someone with conviction, work ethic, and loyalty

Yet celebrate those (who will remain nameless) that are motivated by selfishness, only practice when it is convenient/or need to reach $ incentives, and will leave for the next big contract...

It is funny that we can make a mockery of Tim's convictions (even though he has never wavered from them-has held them consistently), but are all up in arms if our opinion/convictions are attacked...

sad...

Go to Tim, he will remove that stick from your ass.

God Bless us one and all.

montrose
04-23-2010, 01:13 PM
Go to Tim, he will remove that stick from your ass.

God Bless us one and all.

That's pretty good. Hilarious!

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gunns
04-23-2010, 01:17 PM
2 chicks at the same time.... After finding a loophole making the marriage to 2 hot women acceptable in both Law and Religion.

He can move to Utah, problem fixed!

Dagmar
04-23-2010, 01:18 PM
Prodigalson = How to ruin a good thread.

Archer81
04-23-2010, 01:23 PM
Tim Tebow can divide by zero.


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:Broncos:

gyldenlove
04-23-2010, 02:04 PM
Someone needs to remix the Brian Boitano song from South Park with Tim Tebow so we can rid of that rednick psalm of praise on the front page.

SureShot
04-23-2010, 02:11 PM
Tim Tebow uses the Shroud of Turin as a hand towel.



26401

Archer81
04-23-2010, 02:12 PM
It has been said that whenever Tim Tebow exhales, he reduces global warming.

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/49821/tebowrain3.jpg

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