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elsid13
04-22-2010, 02:00 PM
OK with the draft about 2 and half hours away, it time for the annual thread about which poster loses it first when draft choice is selected. Winner gets to spend a month on Miss I couch in England.

bfoflcommish
04-22-2010, 02:01 PM
blueflame

TheDave
04-22-2010, 02:04 PM
If it's tebow... it's going to be me.

Garcia Bronco
04-22-2010, 02:04 PM
Broncofan7

DBroncos4life
04-22-2010, 02:05 PM
OK with the draft about 2 and half hours away, it time for the annual thread about which poster loses it first when draft choice is selected. Winner gets to spend a month on Miss I couch in England.

It's me I win I win

Br0nc0Buster
04-22-2010, 02:05 PM
Im gonna **** sh** up if they take Tebow

elsid13
04-22-2010, 02:07 PM
If it's tebow... it's going to be me.

I expect something that tops both Socal and 04L threads.

Archer81
04-22-2010, 02:08 PM
It depends.

I suspect it will be Mock.

:Broncos:

Dagmar
04-22-2010, 02:09 PM
Taco has been doing some cleaning so most of the trolls wont be here.

I hope this happens to someone though.

http://i40.tinypic.com/xap8ra.png

elsid13
04-22-2010, 02:10 PM
Right now my money is on either BPC or Socal. Dark horses are TJ and TSIGuy

epicSocialism4tw
04-22-2010, 02:11 PM
When the Broncos pick Tebow, all of the Jesus haters here are going to throw hissy fits. They might even give up on the Broncos.

Dagmar
04-22-2010, 02:11 PM
i expect something that tops socal bot 04l threads.

^5

fdf
04-22-2010, 02:11 PM
OK with the draft about 2 and half hours away, it time for the annual thread about which poster loses it first when draft choice is selected. Winner gets to spend a month on Miss I couch in England.

What if they pick Willie Middlebrooks or Jarvis Moss?

Dagmar
04-22-2010, 02:12 PM
When the Broncos pick Tebow, all of the Jesus haters here are going to throw hissy fits. They might even give up on the Broncos.

http://myspaceantics.com/images/myspace-graphics/funny-pictures/the-drama-llama.jpg

God you are pathetic.

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u32/Rockyuk_photos/lol-jesus-brb.jpg

elsid13
04-22-2010, 02:13 PM
What if they pick Willie Middlebrooks or Jarvis Moss?

Four words - HOT TUB TIME MACHINE

Hogan11
04-22-2010, 02:13 PM
When the Broncos pick Tebow, all of the Jesus haters here are going to throw hissy fits. They might even give up on the Broncos.

I won't give up on the Broncos, but it'll prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that there is no God.

listopencil
04-22-2010, 02:15 PM
When the Broncos pick Tebow, all of the Jesus haters here are going to throw hissy fits. They might even give up on the Broncos.



It has nothing to do with Jesus, but if they pick Tebow at #11 I swear to ****ing Thor I will kill every living soul on my block, drink their blood and smear their brains all over my naked body, then run screaming down our main street randomly choking dogs and fisting old ladies. I will rip this ****ing cow town apart with my bare fingers.

Requiem
04-22-2010, 02:16 PM
Seriously,

I will probably go off. If it is Tebow anywhere in round one, I am going to be a serious threat to myself and others. I already am buying a **** ton of booze around 9 PM, which will be probably around the time we are selecting. Only time will tell. All I know is that I am going to a party shortly after that to get messed up and skateboard all night.

The last time that went down I pissed all over a bar and got kicked out. Believe me, if we draft Tebow I'll do more than piss on bars. It will probably be people and cops. You think Philadelphia has bad fans, I'm gonna go ape**** if we draft that pro-life basket case.

listopencil
04-22-2010, 02:16 PM
I mean it. I will just go ape-**** crazy.

Florida_Bronco
04-22-2010, 02:16 PM
SoCal - Love the guy, but he's usually good for a draft day meltdown, especially if we move up.

BPC - Because he's a drama queen.

elsid13
04-22-2010, 02:16 PM
It has nothing to do with Jesus, but if they pick Tebow at #11 I swear to ****ing Thor I will kill every living soul on my block, drink their blood and smear their brains all over my naked body, then run screaming down our main street randomly choking dogs and fisting old ladies. I will rip this ****ing cow town apart with my bare fingers.

Just clean up before you go to England to sleep on Miss I couch. She seem like a tidy kinda of woman.

epicSocialism4tw
04-22-2010, 02:16 PM
I won't give up on the Broncos, but it'll prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that there is no God.

It will certainly make me wonder whether or not McD believes that he himself is a god.

Requiem
04-22-2010, 02:17 PM
It has nothing to do with Jesus, but if they pick Tebow at #11 I swear to ****ing Thor I will kill every living soul on my block, drink their blood and smear their brains all over my naked body, then run screaming down our main street randomly choking dogs and fisting old ladies. I will rip this ****ing cow town apart with my bare fingers.

One of my friends came up here to party this weekend and he is in a motorcycle gang. He isn't a Broncos fan but he has an all 80's old school Broncos outfit and we are already down to do tagging on trains and mischief to property if Tebow is the pick.

Ambiguous
04-22-2010, 02:17 PM
I won't give up on the Broncos, but it'll prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that there is no God.

Look at the bright side... It could prove there is a god, he just hates us all.

Popps
04-22-2010, 02:18 PM
Taco has been doing some cleaning so most of the trolls wont be here.

I hope this happens to someone though.

http://i40.tinypic.com/xap8ra.png

Jake was a better poster/fan than 95% of what we have here now. But, that was an epic meltdown.

That said, the day we picked Cutler was the beginning of the end of Shanahan's tenure in Denver. So, people can laugh at O4L for the post... but with historical perspective, it's not so off base.

DBroncos4life
04-22-2010, 02:18 PM
It has nothing to do with Jesus, but if they pick Tebow at #11 I swear to ****ing Thor I will kill every living soul on my block, drink their blood and smear their brains all over my naked body, then run screaming down our main street randomly choking dogs and fisting old ladies. I will rip this ****ing cow town apart with my bare fingers.

If you do that I suggest you find away to smuggle peanut butter in jail. That way when the judge asks you do you have anything to say you can answer yes and grab a huge chunk of the peanut butter that you have hidden in your butt crack and eat it.

Archer81
04-22-2010, 02:19 PM
I have gone to the future...and this is what I have seen...this board in 8 hours...

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:Broncos:

listopencil
04-22-2010, 02:20 PM
If you do that I suggest you find away to smuggle peanut butter in jail. That way when the judge asks you do you have anything to say you can answer yes and grab a huge chunk of the peanut butter that you have hidden in your butt crack and eat it.

I will absolutely **** a peanut butter sandwich.

epicSocialism4tw
04-22-2010, 02:21 PM
Seriously,

I will probably go off. If it is Tebow anywhere in round one, I am going to be a serious threat to myself and others. I already am buying a **** ton of booze around 9 PM, which will be probably around the time we are selecting. Only time will tell. All I know is that I am going to a party shortly after that to get messed up and skateboard all night.

The last time that went down I pissed all over a bar and got kicked out. Believe me, if we draft Tebow I'll do more than piss on bars. It will probably be people and cops. You think Philadelphia has bad fans, I'm gonna go ape**** if we draft that pro-life basket case.

Is your mom buying the booze and taking you hardcore skaters to the party in the suburban?

baja
04-22-2010, 02:22 PM
OK with the draft about 2 and half hours away, it time for the annual thread about which poster loses it first when draft choice is selected. <B> Winner gets to spend a month on Miss I in England.

Have you talked to her about that?

listopencil
04-22-2010, 02:23 PM
Just clean up before you go to England to sleep on Miss I couch. She seem like a tidy kinda of woman.

Hmm, I suppose her and I could work off our frustrations together...

baja
04-22-2010, 02:23 PM
It depends.

I suspect it will be Mock.

:Broncos:

Assuming he's not passd out I agree.

DBroncos4life
04-22-2010, 02:23 PM
I will absolutely **** a peanut butter sandwich.

You need to make it look like you are eating poo, that way you will go to a mental ward. Just in case they don't believe that you are with all that other stuff that you did. ;D It worked on street kings.

Dagmar
04-22-2010, 02:24 PM
Seriously,

I will probably go off. If it is Tebow anywhere in round one, I am going to be a serious threat to myself and others. I already am buying a **** ton of booze around 9 PM, which will be probably around the time we are selecting. Only time will tell. All I know is that I am going to a party shortly after that to get messed up and skateboard all night.

The last time that went down I pissed all over a bar and got kicked out. Believe me, if we draft Tebow I'll do more than piss on bars. It will probably be people and cops. You think Philadelphia has bad fans, I'm gonna go ape**** if we draft that pro-life basket case.

It has nothing to do with Jesus, but if they pick Tebow at #11 I swear to ****ing Thor I will kill every living soul on my block, drink their blood and smear their brains all over my naked body, then run screaming down our main street randomly choking dogs and fisting old ladies. I will rip this ****ing cow town apart with my bare fingers.

I kinda want us to draft Tebow now...

epicSocialism4tw
04-22-2010, 02:25 PM
One of my friends came up here to party this weekend and he is in a motorcycle gang. He isn't a Broncos fan but he has an all 80's old school Broncos outfit and we are already down to do tagging on trains and mischief to property if Tebow is the pick.

Yeah, that's productive.

Typical commie leftist "Hey, I dont have to pay for that!" mindset.

Requiem
04-22-2010, 02:25 PM
Is your mom buying the booze and taking you hardcore skaters to the party in the suburban?

No, I'm buying it for myself and friends. I'm of age. However, we are looking for objects to skate though. If you're down for letting us do BS 5-0's on your face, let us know Emmitt Till. We probably will be burning Bibles and shooting them with guns too. All in the name of Allah.

listopencil
04-22-2010, 02:25 PM
You need to make it look like you are eating poo, that way you will go to a mental ward. Just in case they don't believe that you are with all that other stuff that you did. ;D It worked on street kings.

Oh they'll be coming for me anyway. The hard part will be getting out of the psych ward when I eventually calm down.

Kid A
04-22-2010, 02:26 PM
It depends.

I suspect it will be Mock.

:Broncos:

How exactly would we be able to differentiate between a normal Mock thread and a Mock "losing it" thread?

elsid13
04-22-2010, 02:27 PM
Have you talked to her about that?

Why would I???

epicSocialism4tw
04-22-2010, 02:27 PM
No, I'm buying it for myself and friends. I'm of age. However, we are looking for objects to skate though. If you're down for letting us do BS 5-0's on your face, let us know Emmitt Till. We probably will be burning Bibles and shooting them with guns too. All in the name of Allah.

If by "BS 5-0's" you mean "sitting in my friends moms basement playing xbox and having an all-night dungeons and dragons extravaganza so we can interact with imaginary women", then I'm sure you guys will have a blast.

Requiem
04-22-2010, 02:28 PM
Why would I???

Cause you'd be doing your OM brethren a service in order not to set us up with a mediocre looking lady. I don't even know who Miss I., is or what she looks like, but if she is white it is a no deal for me. I don't like white women.

elsid13
04-22-2010, 02:30 PM
Cause you'd be doing your OM brethren a service in order not to set us up with a mediocre looking lady. I don't even know who Miss I., is or what she looks like, but if she is white it is a no deal for me. I don't like white women.

I very sure her couch is very comfortable, and you and your plastic boyfriend will not have a problem sleeping on it.

Dagmar
04-22-2010, 02:33 PM
If by "BS 5-0's" you mean "sitting in my friends moms basement playing xbox and having an all-night dungeons and dragons extravaganza so we can interact with imaginary women", then I'm sure you guys will have a blast.

God you are a stuck up twat.

Requiem
04-22-2010, 02:33 PM
I very sure her couch is very comfortable, and you and your plastic boyfriend will not have a problem sleeping on it.

Ralph and I broke up three weeks ago. I've upgraded to vacuum cleaners for pleasure. :thumbs:

Mr.Meanie
04-22-2010, 02:33 PM
It has nothing to do with Jesus, but if they pick Tebow at #11 I swear to ****ing Thor I will kill every living soul on my block, drink their blood and smear their brains all over my naked body, then run screaming down our main street randomly choking dogs and fisting old ladies. I will rip this ****ing cow town apart with my bare fingers.

hahaha

Requiem
04-22-2010, 02:42 PM
Yeah, that's productive.

Typical commie leftist "Hey, I dont have to pay for that!" mindset.

Bombing spots and being creative with train yards and abandoned environments is just a part of the culture people I grew up around got immersed in. I like paint and I like art. Sue me.

If by "BS 5-0's" you mean "sitting in my friends moms basement playing xbox and having an all-night dungeons and dragons extravaganza so we can interact with imaginary women", then I'm sure you guys will have a blast.

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Nah, like this. But, BS 50-50 style.

Furthermore, I don't own an XBOX.

None of my friends here live with their parents.

And I've never played Dungeon's and Dragon's.

NFLBRONCO
04-22-2010, 02:43 PM
If we take Tebow or a C in round 1 yuck. Please Josh don't trade up packaging picks to do so either.

Requiem
04-22-2010, 02:43 PM
God you are a stuck up twat.

You should not talk about God that way. McSkillet might be offensive and call the Westboro Baptist Church on you.

WABronco
04-22-2010, 03:00 PM
You douches would freak out over a single draft pick. YOU ARE ALL SHEEP...SHEEP MATING WITH HEADLESS CHICKENS.

Of course everyone has their limits, but I don't think I would flip **** if we found a way to move back, get more picks, and pulled off a bold move (could be Tebow, could be something else). I just don't want **** to be boring. "At 11, the Broncos select McClain." woohoo awesome that was fkin boring. GIMME SOME EXCITEMENT BOYS!

epicSocialism4tw
04-22-2010, 03:03 PM
Bombing spots and being creative with train yards and abandoned environments is just a part of the culture people I grew up around got immersed in. I like paint and I like art. Sue me.

If you like paint, quit huffing it and buy some oil based paints and some canvas.

If you defaced my property I would make sure I let your parents know what kind of kid they have while they cut me a check out of your college fund to pay to get it cleaned off.

Dagmar
04-22-2010, 03:05 PM
If you like paint, quit huffing it and buy some oil based paints and some canvas.

If you defaced my property I would make sure I let your parents know what kind of kid they have while they cut me a check out of your college fund to pay to get it cleaned off.

Oh dear lord he's gonna call your mom!

Requiem
04-22-2010, 03:07 PM
If you like paint, quit huffing it and buy some oil based paints and some canvas.

I use all sorts of paints and will paints on all sorts of structures. It doesn't matter to me. What is wrong with going to an abandoned building that hasn't seen the light of day and the life of a person in years and making art out of it?

If you defaced my property I would make sure I let your parents know what kind of kid they have while they cut me a check out of your college fund to pay to get it cleaned off.

My parents wouldn't give a piss job like you the time of day nor take you seriously. I'd be glad to "deface" your property though. Just let me know when and where.

BTW, they never set up a college fund for me. Well, my Dad did -- and then my parents got divorced, and he lost everything so he stopped putting into it when I was 4. So, he saved about 3,000 bucks and that was already spent on my first year. Other than that, I financed my own way through my higher education. Thanks though.

If you had any problems, take it up with me -- and pray to Christ when you are at church that I don't **** in your cheerios.

epicSocialism4tw
04-22-2010, 03:10 PM
I use all sorts of paints and will paints on all sorts of structures. It doesn't matter to me. What is wrong with going to an abandoned building that hasn't seen the light of day and the life of a person in years and making art out of it?

My parents wouldn't give a piss job like you the time of day nor take you seriously. I'd be glad to "deface" your property though. Just let me know when and where.

Whats wrong with spraypainting someone else's property? Seriously?

Requiem
04-22-2010, 03:12 PM
Whats wrong with spraypainting someone else's property? Seriously?

No, I said an abandoned building that hadn't been used, like the old cement factory outside my hometown that has been shut down for over three decades and is pretty much decomposing. Care to tell me why tagging that is wrongful or something to be ashamed of?

Play2win
04-22-2010, 03:13 PM
It has nothing to do with Jesus, but if they pick Tebow at #11 I swear to ****ing Thor I will kill every living soul on my block, drink their blood and smear their brains all over my naked body, then run screaming down our main street randomly choking dogs and fisting old ladies. I will rip this ****ing cow town apart with my bare fingers.

Hilarious! :rofl: :rofl:

I fcking tearing from laughter. That was some funny shlt

Popcorn Sutton
04-22-2010, 03:15 PM
jhns will find plenty of reasons to bitch.

epicSocialism4tw
04-22-2010, 03:20 PM
No, I said an abandoned building that hadn't been used, like the old cement factory outside my hometown that has been shut down for over three decades and is pretty much decomposing. Care to tell me why tagging that is wrongful or something to be ashamed of?

Here's a little help breaking free from sociopathy and malignant narcissism.

You seem proud of your statement about paying for some of your education. Now imagine some anonymous pranksters broke into your account and managed to steal some of your savings before you register for classes. They thought it was a fun exercise in civil disobedience...an anarchists art project. Now you cant pay for classes. You'll have to put in more work to get back to where you were before the pranksters violated you and what you earned.

Now, is it worth it to damage someone elses property when you could be just as productive in a way that is congiscient of the rights of others?

broncocalijohn
04-22-2010, 03:20 PM
From what I heard from TGN, he will be exploding if Tebow is choosen as our first pick. Maybe any pick.

milehighJC
04-22-2010, 03:20 PM
On 3, 2 ...

Let the drinking begin!

HAT
04-22-2010, 03:24 PM
jhns will find plenty of reasons to b****.

As will the rest of the McD can do no right crowd....
BF7, drag, rasta, lostknight, kip, blue, etc, etc.

I'm going out to the bar...Wish they had wifi so I could witness the meltdowns here live.

Requiem
04-22-2010, 03:25 PM
You seem proud of your statement about paying for some of your education. Now imagine some anonymous pranksters broke into your account and managed to steal some of your savings before you register for classes. They thought it was a fun exercise in civil disobedience...an anarchists art project. Now you cant pay for classes. You'll have to put in more work to get back to where you were before the pranksters violated you and what you earned.

Not a comparable situation at all, especially considering the laws that were broken and the punishments that would be given.

Now, is it worth it to damage someone elses property when you could be just as productive in a way that is congiscient of the rights of others?

An abandoned cement factory. Hasn't been used in over 30 years. Nobody goes there. The grounds aren't even taken care of.

Tell me how your situation and what I have done are somehow comparable. Really, they are not.

Cognizant, btw.

listopencil
04-22-2010, 03:25 PM
When the Broncos pick Tebow, all of the Jesus haters here are going to throw hissy fits. They might even give up on the Broncos.

Hey, Skillet. Before I forget or get too drunk to use the computer-

Requiem
04-22-2010, 03:26 PM
Nice, Listo.

epicSocialism4tw
04-22-2010, 03:27 PM
An abandoned cement factory. Hasn't been used in over 30 years. Nobody goes there. The grounds aren't even taken care of.

Tell me how your situation and what I have done are somehow comparable. Really, they are not.


Did you ask the property owner if you could paint on his property?

Requiem
04-22-2010, 03:29 PM
Did you ask the property owner if you could paint on his property?

What part of abandoned did you happen to miss? I take it you aren't too familiar with common law practices, especially regarding those dealing with property.

Hogan11
04-22-2010, 03:38 PM
Whats wrong with spraypainting someone else's property? Seriously?

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epicSocialism4tw
04-22-2010, 03:39 PM
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I never liked Black Flag. :D

Kaylore
04-22-2010, 03:43 PM
Hey, Skillet. Before I forget or get too drunk to use the computer-

Odin was nailed to a magical tree for several days and then rose again to become a god. Just sayin...

Requiem
04-22-2010, 03:45 PM
Odin was nailed to a magical tree for several days and then rose again to become a god. Just sayin...

Odin was not nailed, he hung from it. He had his spear jammed into him for 9 days and 9 nights in order to acquire the knowledge of the 9 worlds.

Steve Sewell
04-22-2010, 05:14 PM
I love how people are making cases for themselves. Here goes mine:

If they pick ____________ at #11, I'll find the nearest person, dip my dick in lemon juice and kosher salt, and skull **** them!

Steve Sewell
04-22-2010, 05:19 PM
if by "bs 5-0's" you mean "sitting in my friends moms basement playing xbox and having an all-night dungeons and dragons extravaganza so we can interact with imaginary women", then i'm sure you guys will have a blast.

rofl

Steve Sewell
04-22-2010, 05:24 PM
jhns will find plenty of reasons to b****.

I was unaware that Jay Cutler had entered this years draft.

HAT
04-22-2010, 10:33 PM
Sooooo....Who won?

Archer81
04-22-2010, 10:40 PM
Did anyone pick nearly everybody?


:Broncos:

2KBack
04-22-2010, 10:48 PM
I'm actually impressed with how well people have handled this. No real great meltdowns.

gunns
04-22-2010, 10:56 PM
My meltdown came here at the house. Wasn't pretty. Also in the chatroom, TSI got my last nerve. So if that counts, make some tea Miss I. We'll share the couch, each end.

broncocalijohn
04-22-2010, 11:52 PM
has there been a TGN sighting? First post since early today. When I was playing softball and a guy following the draft for me said we traded down (you mean after trading back 3 times?) and took Tebow before Clausen or McCoy, I thought TGN might have already turned in his season tickets. Maybe it was with the first pick but very high pick regardless.

Rausch 2.0
04-22-2010, 11:58 PM
I'm actually impressed with how well people have handled this. No real great meltdowns.

They haven't played yet...:afro: