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Dagmar
04-22-2010, 11:01 AM
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/100420

His take on Bradford is pretty funny.

11. Denver
Rolando McClain, ILB

Thought it was funny that so many mocks had troubled receiver Dez Bryant pegged in this spot just one week after the Broncos traded Brandon Marshall. Come on. When Sandra Bullock dates again -- and Lord knows if she ever will -- I guarantee she won't end up with another tattooed TV star who owns a bike shop and used to be married to a porn star. That's right, I just mocked the mocks that have Bryant going here.

ColoradoBuff
04-22-2010, 11:45 AM
that.....i can live with!

That One Guy
04-22-2010, 11:52 AM
In much less entertaining terms, that's my thoughts as well. Why would Denver trade away a proven WR with questions marks for an unproven WR with question marks at a higher spot than was received from the first one? There's too many out there that could provide impact to waste the pick on Bryant.

Play2win
04-22-2010, 11:56 AM
If Bryant slides, don't try drafting him later-- say in the 20's, because contract-time, he's going to want to demand top-10 money, because thats where he should have been drafted.

broncosteven
04-22-2010, 11:57 AM
Any chance Sandra would be interested in making a sequel called "All about BroncoSteven"? Because I would be good with that.

WolfpackGuy
04-22-2010, 12:01 PM
Sandra would be a perfect tight end.

She might also be worth a look at DB because I bet she has good ball skills.

Rohirrim
04-22-2010, 12:02 PM
That's pretty funny. I especially like the Jets write up. ;D