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theAPAOps5
04-21-2010, 08:49 PM
So TJ always does his night before the season thread and I wanted to do one for the draft just for fun. But I just don't have enough time to write one out. So I thought I would start off and others can add a verse. So here we go:

Twas the night before draftmas and all through the Mane rumors were flying that the Broncos 1st pick was moving which wouldn't be lame.

DenverBound
04-21-2010, 08:54 PM
So TJ always does his night before the season thread and I wanted to do one for the draft just for fun. But I just don't have enough time to write one out. So I thought I would start off and others can add a verse. So here we go:

Twas the night before draftmas and all through the Mane rumors were flying that the Broncos 1st pick was moving which wouldn't be lame.

They will swap with the Eagles and draft some kid, I think Tebow's the name.

gunns
04-21-2010, 09:00 PM
The fans wishes were clung to with dramatic flair

In hopes that McDaniel would draft with care.

theAPAOps5
04-21-2010, 09:03 PM
Then arose such a chatter the pick was near. There was fear that St. Tebow would soon appear.

Cito Pelon
04-21-2010, 09:14 PM
But hark! Along came a 'Spoon!

Kaylore
04-21-2010, 09:18 PM
There once was back from Nantucket...

Carmelo15
04-21-2010, 09:24 PM
But hark! Along came a 'Spoon!

He runs like a deer, and hits like a goon

BigPlayShay
04-21-2010, 09:30 PM
Bowlen was hammered at the edge of his bed,
While double visions of past busts danced in his head.
And Annabelle in her thigh highs, and he in just a cap,
Had started to pass out for a long springtime nap.

When in the bowles of Dove Valley arose such a clatter,
Bowlen stumbled with his bottle to see what was the matter.
Away to the war room he flew like a flash,
Tore open the double doors and counted his cash.

chickennob2
04-21-2010, 09:30 PM
Will work on it some more later, but so far I have:

Twas the night before Draftmas, and all on the Hall
of Radio City our eyes soon would fall.
The mugs were frosting in the freezer with care
in hopes that our draft pick soon would be there.

The wife was nestled all snug in her bed,
while for the draft I'm kicked to the couch, instead.
And me in my jersey and brand new draft cap,
head rumors of trade downs; Three 2nds? fap fap fap

And the next day there arose such a clatter,
the wife sprinted in to see what was the matter.
Up from the couch I jumped like a flash,
The bowl of chips in my lap hit the floor with a crash.

Zoobie
04-21-2010, 11:43 PM
lol at fapp fapp fapp

Taco John
04-21-2010, 11:48 PM
And up from his armchair Mock flew in a rage,
ready to knock heads on the Mane like he was Johnny Cage...

strafen
04-21-2010, 11:50 PM
Then arose such a chatter the pick was near. There was fear that St. Tebow would soon appear.LOL!!! That's awesome! :thumbsup:

montrose
04-21-2010, 11:55 PM
And up from his armchair Mock flew in a rage,
ready to knock heads on the Mane like he was Johnny Cage...

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/object3/1074/57/n31421179498_6922.jpg

strafen
04-22-2010, 12:02 AM
And Tebow was indeed the pick
So many people will soon freak
The whole mane is in rage
and they're ready to kill Woody Paige

Killericon
04-22-2010, 12:06 AM
And Tebow was indeed the pick
So many people will soon freak
The whole mane is in rage
and they're ready to kill Woody Paige

And Brady Quinn went home and cried,
for he knew his NFL career had just died.

Taco John
04-22-2010, 12:31 AM
And who from his hot tub soon did appear?
An enraged Kyle Orton with some hoes and some beer!
"Tim Tebow" he cried with a shriek of disbelief,
"That coochtard can suck my nuts! Loser queef!"

ZONA
04-22-2010, 12:55 AM
Twas the night before draftmas, McD lying awake,
Thoughts of which players he soon is to take.
The draftboard is set and the big day is near,
Hoping to add players that other teams will fear.

The coaches were ready, scouts and Bowlen too,
Sticking to their plan, not giving a clue.
Smokescreens galore, who will it be,
Nobody knows but we're for sure soon to see.

There goes the bell, the draft is now underway,
So many fans, all waiting for this day.
They're nervous, excited and hyper,
Now sad as soon as they hear Mel Kiper.

The picks now going, 1 2 and 3,
The top 3 teams, all cheering with glee.
Now 4 5 6 7 and 8,
Oh My, Al Davis does it again, reaching for Tate

The Mane is going crazy, this place is a zoo,
Kahn, Mac, JCMElway, just to name a few.
All riping on Mock and McD hating clan,
They're all sad, the pick is in, it's BIG DAN!

The draft goes on, we continue to pick smart,
McD learning fast, perfecting his art.
We addressed our big needs and got some good guys,
McD showed he was ready, tricky and wise.

Bronco Yoda
04-22-2010, 12:56 AM
The slobbering QB on the breast of the nearest-fallen Ho
gave a stiff middle salute for all the draft picks still to go,
when, what to my wondering bloodshot eyes should appear,
but a crocked Broncos owner and and eight Cheerleaders in full gear.

....

Doggcow
04-22-2010, 12:57 AM
I can't ****ing sleep. Too pumped... I have a giant final presentation tomorrow too...

DBroncos4life
04-22-2010, 01:00 AM
Mel Kiper's hairpiece was hung by the nightstand with such care,
In hopes that draft day would soon be there.

watermock
04-22-2010, 02:13 AM
And up from his armchair Mock flew in a rage,
ready to knock heads on the Mane like he was Johnny Cage...

Naw, Beavis will try to trade down like every other GM.

I expect somethin like Tebow or some TE.

Day 2 is where it's going to not happen.

watermock
04-22-2010, 02:41 AM
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Killericon
04-22-2010, 03:41 AM
Naw, Beavis will try to trade down like every other GM.

I expect somethin like Tebow or some TE.

Day 2 is where it's going to not happen.

Mock didn't get the joke,
that guy is a real silly bloke.
He refused to rhyme,
instead, he rips on McDaniels all the time.

gunns
04-22-2010, 04:46 AM
Naw, Beavis will try to trade down like every other GM.

I expect somethin like Tebow or some TE.

Day 2 is where it's going to not happen.


Try again Mock, that wasn't even a good rap.

Broncoman13
04-22-2010, 05:02 AM
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If you're pimping Spiller, I'm staying away,
You were high on Fargas too, back in the day.

DBroncos4life
04-22-2010, 05:12 AM
If you're pimping Spiller, I'm staying away,
You were high on Fargas too, back in the day.

You have a lot of nerve saying that after someone bumped a thread with you pimping Brodie Croyle in it. ;D

Broncoman13
04-22-2010, 06:28 AM
You have a lot of nerve saying that after someone bumped a thread with you pimping Brodie Croyle in it. ;D

:thanku:

Brodie Croyle could have been great,
He got stuck with the Queefs, and
that was his fate.
If Herm had any clue,
He would have left Brodie...
...for the great Orange n Blue.

;D

Brodie in the right system... any system other than inept Herm Edwards led team, would have been a good QB.

strafen
04-22-2010, 08:28 AM
Great job, guys.
Keep 'em coming!

Pony Boy
04-22-2010, 09:28 AM
The little Bronco's were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of super-bowls danced in their heads.
And mamma in her jersey, and I in my hoodie
Had just noticed, I was getting a woodie

55CrushEm
04-22-2010, 09:33 AM
and who from his hot tub soon did appear?
An enraged kyle orton with some hoes and some beer!
"tim tebow" he cried with a shriek of disbelief,
"that coochtard can suck my nuts! Loser queef!"

lol