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newsanchor
04-19-2010, 04:10 PM
Philip Rivers is the quarterback for the San Diego Chargers, which is one of the Broncos' classic rivals

and Wolf Blitzer is a longtime fixture at CNN

So here is where the funny comes in

What do Philip Rivers and Wolf Blitzer both have in common?

Dagmar
04-19-2010, 04:15 PM
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h288/ilmb23/make-it-stop.jpg

BroncoBuff
04-19-2010, 04:16 PM
They're both insanely boring?

Oleg Gordievsky
04-19-2010, 04:17 PM
Philip Rivers is the quarterback for the San Diego Chargers, which is one of the Broncos' classic rivals

and Wolf Blitzer is a longtime fixture at CNN

So here is where the funny comes in

What do Philip Rivers and Wolf Blitzer both have in common?

They are both claiming make scrogging with your mother?

Stupid feral rat. You can be kissing Oleg ass.

Los Broncos
04-19-2010, 04:19 PM
Go **** yourself and go back to where you came from!

Shoemaker
04-19-2010, 04:19 PM
You know, I was about to complain about this newsanchor guy posting two worthless threads in the space of an hour.

But he caused Oleg to resurface. So his terrible posting has done the Mane a tremendous service.
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newsanchor
04-19-2010, 04:21 PM
Give up?

Both Blitzer (CNN) and Rivers (Chargers) don't have any balls between their legs

But they got tiny ding-dongs though

BroncoBuff
04-19-2010, 04:22 PM
they are both claiming make scrogging with your mother?

Stupid feral rat. You can be kissing oleg ass.

oleg!!!

BroncoBuff
04-19-2010, 04:24 PM
Give up?

Both Blitzer (CNN) and Rivers (Chargers) don't have any balls between their legs

But they got tiny ding-dongs though

That would have been my second guess.

Dagmar
04-19-2010, 04:27 PM
This has to be hotrod.

brncs_fan
04-19-2010, 04:28 PM
I just seared my tongue with a red hot poker to burn the taste of this thread out of my mouth.

newsanchor
04-19-2010, 04:29 PM
No its just me - newsanchor - making fun of old fart from CNN and the quarterback from the Chargers (one of the Broncos' classic rivals), and how they don't have any balls.

baja
04-19-2010, 04:32 PM
How can a guy called Wolf Blitzer not have balls

Chris
04-19-2010, 04:33 PM
You must be over the age of 11 and a half to post on the mane.

newsanchor
04-19-2010, 04:34 PM
I'm 29 years old, born in 1981

BroncoBuff
04-19-2010, 04:45 PM
And what outlet do you anchor for? What's a VO-Sot? What's a wire-and-fire? What's an IFB?

If you take longer than three minutes to reply, we'll know you Googled the terms, and the jig will be up.


You're on the clock .....

BroncoBuff
04-19-2010, 04:47 PM
Tick tock .... one minute gone ...

newsanchor
04-19-2010, 04:48 PM
I took a broadcasting class:

IFB means Interrupted feedback - where a director in the control room talks into your ear, and tells you what to do next.

VO-SOT means voice-over sound on tape - where you read off your copy, and you match the voice-over with the video footage.

Chris
04-19-2010, 04:49 PM
Unless this is you

http://lh4.google.com/fisherwy/RwuaN1KtcjI/AAAAAAAAJxc/WcWvVGgK13Y/MelissaTheuriauhottestTVnewsanchorfr%5B1%5D.jpg

Go away.

Edit: is this doggcow?

newsanchor
04-19-2010, 04:50 PM
wire and fire means hot off the wire machine, big breaking story.

DenverBrit
04-19-2010, 04:50 PM
Give up?

Both Blitzer (CNN) and Rivers (Chargers) don't have any balls between their legs

But they got tiny ding-dongs though

And you know this how??

Don't tell us, we're keen to guess.

Rohirrim
04-19-2010, 04:57 PM
When do we in America start breathing the volcanic dust? I'm guessing the prevalent winds carry it East. So it has to go around the entire planet. When can I expect to inhale my first particle?

newsanchor
04-19-2010, 05:00 PM
Dick Cheney lashed out at Blitzer in an interview, and that is where CNN fart who is NO DAN RATHER lost his balls.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGFPLWj-0pI

At Least one anchor in this world had balls, but he got forced out by CBS.

I'd like to gouge out that eyeball

gtown
04-19-2010, 05:06 PM
Isn't Wolf Blitzer formerly a Mossad operative? He would Krav Maga your ass if he saw this thread.

broncosteven
04-19-2010, 05:06 PM
They are both claiming make scrogging with your mother?

Stupid feral rat. You can be kissing Oleg ass.

I wonder how many times Oleg scrogged a feral rat in the gulag for an extra Turnip?

newsanchor
04-19-2010, 05:13 PM
here, here, broncosteven.

you're getting the joke

newsanchor
04-19-2010, 05:15 PM
Isn't Wolf Blitzer formerly a Mossad operative? He would Krav Maga your ass if he saw this thread.

If Blitzer wants to Krav Magna my ass, then bring it on.

I'm not afraid of the CNN fart who has a tiny cock, but no balls.

USA, USA, USA, USA!!!!!!

Blueflame
04-19-2010, 05:26 PM
Give up?

Both Blitzer (CNN) and Rivers (Chargers) don't have any balls between their legs

But they got tiny ding-dongs though


http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii73/dmajorfifth/128344536516093750alrightwhof.jpg

Oleg Gordievsky
04-19-2010, 05:45 PM
Oleg is hating asking query as this. What is part two, simple dumbsky?

Dimwitted fetid kobold.

Popps
04-19-2010, 06:09 PM
here, here, broncosteven.

you're getting the joke

Great minds...

baja
04-19-2010, 06:23 PM
Great minds...


In this case you mean like minds.;D

Chris
04-19-2010, 06:51 PM
Like minds think they're great.

SoCalBronco
04-19-2010, 11:03 PM
Philip Rivers is the quarterback for the San Diego Chargers, which is one of the Broncos' classic rivals

and Wolf Blitzer is a longtime fixture at CNN

So here is where the funny comes in

What do Philip Rivers and Wolf Blitzer both have in common?

http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/vb/images/smilies/facepalm.gif

TailgateNut
04-20-2010, 08:05 AM
Go **** yourself and go back to where you came from!

No doubt. I cringe when I see another thread by this clown who thinks he has a future in broadcasting.:spit:

TheReverend
04-20-2010, 08:08 AM
No doubt. I cringe when I see another thread by this clown who thinks he has a future in broadcasting.:spit:

It's clearly a dual poster troll account.

baja
04-20-2010, 08:21 AM
It's clearly a dual poster troll account.

I don't think so

vancejohnson82
04-20-2010, 01:59 PM
this is god awful