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baja
04-16-2010, 04:45 PM
For me it's now at age 61 (50 year old Turkish GF)

second was a Japanese GF who was 40 when I was 20

Hey it's still off season

baja
04-16-2010, 04:46 PM
No Poll comming

baja
04-16-2010, 04:51 PM
Just curious about age and labedo.

Archer81
04-16-2010, 04:51 PM
I started having sex at 17. Its been all uphill since.

:Broncos:

baja
04-16-2010, 04:52 PM
I started having sex at 17. Its been all uphill since.

:Broncos:

Now I understand your avatar line ;D

DomCasual
04-16-2010, 04:53 PM
If baja and Spider had sex, would they name their progeny Watermock?

Discuss.

Requiem
04-16-2010, 04:54 PM
Hey Bob, we want your opinion on this. Oh wait.

baja
04-16-2010, 04:54 PM
If baja and Spider had sex, would they name their progeny Watermock?

Discuss.

Not getting any huh Dom.

Archer81
04-16-2010, 04:54 PM
Now I understand your avatar line ;D


:) Thenk ye.

Isnt the point of sex is to enjoy it? Every experience should be better than the one before it. So...all uphill.

I also tend to be a manwhore (good manwhore, not paid manwhore) and get bored easily with the same things...so variety or permissive partners are a plus for me.

:Broncos:

DomCasual
04-16-2010, 04:55 PM
Not getting any huh Dom.

:)

baja
04-16-2010, 04:57 PM
Hey Bob, we want your opinion on this. Oh wait.

He should change hands once and a while;


http://www.shortarmguy.com/masturbationdangers.jpg

StugotsIII
04-16-2010, 04:59 PM
No Poll comming

At least you aren't at all creepy.

Bob's your Information Minister
04-16-2010, 04:59 PM
Hey Bob, we want your opinion on this. Oh wait.

Contrary to popular belief, I am not a virgin.

However, I've never had really "good" sex, so I don't have a clue.

Houshyamama
04-16-2010, 05:00 PM
Contrary to popular belief, I am not a virgin.

However, I've never had really "good" sex, so I don't have a clue.

Sorry buddy, your sister will get better I'm sure of it.

Archer81
04-16-2010, 05:01 PM
Contrary to popular belief, I am not a virgin.

However, I've never had really "good" sex, so I don't have a clue.


Well...fully inflate the doll next time.

Geeze bob...


:Broncos:

baja
04-16-2010, 05:03 PM
Contrary to popular belief, I am not a virgin.

However, I've never had really "good" sex, so I don't have a clue.

Farm animals don't count Bob

Houshyamama
04-16-2010, 05:05 PM
Farm animals don't count Bob

That's where you're wrong. You can marry your goat in Kansas.

Requiem
04-16-2010, 05:05 PM
Bob has actually squeaked some decent snatch. He is an honest man.

Bob's your Information Minister
04-16-2010, 05:07 PM
Bob has actually squeaked some decent snatch. He is an honest man.

Thanks for letting me bang your wife, bro.

FADERPROOF
04-16-2010, 05:07 PM
I peaked around 24....and dropped off quicker than shaun alexander's career

Houshyamama
04-16-2010, 05:09 PM
Thanks for letting me bang your wife, bro.

I have a pretty young calf if you're interested. Of pure stock, doesn't talk a lot. LOVES the Chiefs. Dowry would be modest.

Requiem
04-16-2010, 05:11 PM
Thanks for letting me bang your wife, bro.

Always like giving friends their first amputee! Cheers. ^5 :yayaya:

rmsanger
04-16-2010, 05:16 PM
hmm... let's see how old am I now??? I can poast and sexor at the same time, multitasking is FTW, YES!

Bob's your Information Minister
04-16-2010, 05:23 PM
I have a pretty young calf if you're interested. Of pure stock, doesn't talk a lot. LOVES the Chiefs. Dowry would be modest.

Does she have nice teats?

extralife
04-16-2010, 05:23 PM
no one wants to hear **** about 61 year old's boning, sorry baja

Requiem
04-16-2010, 05:27 PM
Tell us more Baja.

Baba Booey
04-16-2010, 05:29 PM
I'm guessing (but hoping to the contrary) that I'm currently in my prime in college.

I'm sure it will drop off when I graduate which is really going to suck.

OABB
04-16-2010, 05:31 PM
I'm 31 and I still fck like I'm 16. And what I mean by that is it takes about 30 seconds and alot of apologizing.

uplink
04-16-2010, 05:31 PM
Best was that night when I slept on my arm and it went numb. Seemed like another person when I played with myself. (Family Guy)

Boobs McGee
04-16-2010, 05:35 PM
Hilarious!^5I'm 31 and I still fck like I'm 16. And what I mean by that is it takes about 30 seconds and alot of apologizing.

Boobs McGee
04-16-2010, 05:40 PM
My sex life has definitely gotten better the older I've gotten. Haven't lost the labido (sp?) at all, but just seem to be more aware of my and my partner's body, less selfish with the sexin down. Just broke up with a really fun almost 40 year old, now it's drought season for a bit. My man whorin days have been over for a while, so now I've been looking for something solid. Sex, imo, is much better when you have a partner you can get comfortable with...relationship sex I guess is what I'm trying to say.

OABB
04-16-2010, 05:42 PM
My sex life has definitely gotten better the older I've gotten. Haven't lost the labido (sp?) at all, but just seem to be more aware of my and my partner's body, less selfish with the sexin down. Just broke up with a really fun almost 40 year old, now it's drought season for a bit. My man whorin days have been over for a while, so now I've been looking for something solid. Sex, imo, is much better when you have a partner you can get comfortable with...relationship sex I guess is what I'm trying to say.

It is brother. It is so much better when she has to keep your secrets and cares enough about you to fake an orgasm or two.

Carmelo15
04-16-2010, 05:42 PM
I don't know if I can say when my peak is. Being 23 years old, I'm likely at it right now but who knows what I'll be like 10 years from now. I consider sex to be a new adventure every time. I've had many highs and few lows, in no particular order. I think a lot of it has to do with chemistry with the woman you're with as well.

Having said that, one of my lifetime goals is to have sex with a woman of every ethnicity. Considering my age, I am well on my to achieving this goal of mine. I have learned the positives and negatives, likes and dislikes of many ethnicities. I'd be happy to share this wisdom with those who are curious. When I go out, I'm just like a little chunky boy looking through the window at Baskin Robbins. I just wanna try all 31 flavors at least once.

baja
04-16-2010, 05:45 PM
no one wants to hear **** about 61 year old's boning, sorry baja

I thought it might be something to look forward to for you young bucks and bucketts

Los Broncos
04-16-2010, 05:50 PM
In my twenties I'd say, but even now it's pretty good.

Sometimes I think back on some of what I missed, or what I could of had.

Houshyamama
04-16-2010, 05:53 PM
Does she have nice teats?

Yes, but what was I thinking? Surely you're more interested in this guy:

http://www.forkfulofnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/ox.jpg

Boobs McGee
04-16-2010, 05:56 PM
It is brother. It is so much better when she has to keep your secrets and cares enough about you to fake an orgasm or two.

what is this "fake an orgasm or two" thing you speak of? ;D You're seriously right though...any girl that can keep my secrets AND fake an O face or two (not to mention surviving some morning flatulence), definitely deserves some long term consideration.

I HAD that girl, but youth and stupidity intervened :( Obviously, it wasn't meant to be, but I know the girl of my dreams is still out there somewhere

baja
04-16-2010, 06:02 PM
Contrary to popular belief at 60 sex for can goon for hours as my youth when I'd be lucky to go 30 or 40 minutes a session course three of four sessions a day was doable back then.

Something to look forward to for you young guys. ;D

ColoradoDarin
04-16-2010, 06:03 PM
No Poll comming

I thought you said you were getting some, then you contradict it with the next post?

As for me? Now, with the wife. As long as the kid's asleep, "hurry, he's starting to stir, he's going to cry in a few minutes."

Los Broncos
04-16-2010, 06:06 PM
Contrary to popular belief at 60 sex for can goon for hours as my youth when I'd be lucky to go 30 or 40 minutes a session course three of four sessions a day was doable back then.

Something to look forward to for you young guys. ;D

How much Viagra does it take?

Archer81
04-16-2010, 06:06 PM
At 17 I had a GF and a BF. Oh, those crazy 1990s...


:Broncos:

Carmelo15
04-16-2010, 06:08 PM
At 17 I had a GF and a BF. Oh, those crazy 1990s...


:Broncos:

TMI man, TMI.

broncolife
04-16-2010, 06:10 PM
Since I started getting arthritis in my left wrist I had to stop my wild threesome:)

Archer81
04-16-2010, 06:10 PM
TMI man, TMI.


Psh. TMI is going into detail about the longest night of my life. You ever nut dust? I have.

See. Thats TMI.

:Broncos:

baja
04-16-2010, 06:12 PM
How much Viagra does it take?

I was waiting for that question. I have never taken that stuff and never will No Celias (sp) either.

Houshyamama
04-16-2010, 06:13 PM
Psh. TMI is going into detail about the longest night of my life. You ever nut dust? I have.

See. Thats TMI.

:Broncos:

Dude, yeah.. TMI.

iDENVER
04-16-2010, 06:13 PM
At 17 I had a GF and a BF. Oh, those crazy 1990s...


:Broncos:

WTF? hope your joking

baja
04-16-2010, 06:14 PM
WTF? hope your joking

He's not but he dumped the girl.

Los Broncos
04-16-2010, 06:15 PM
I was waiting for that question. I have never taken that stuff and never will No Celias (sp) either.

Your a real stud.

Bob's your Information Minister
04-16-2010, 06:17 PM
WTF? hope your joking

Why?

Are you homophobic?

Can't handle the thought of bisexuals?

It's 2010...deal with it.

baja
04-16-2010, 06:19 PM
Your a real stud.

I don't think of it that way. I don't understand why it is working out the way it is but I'm being dead honest here. Really surprises me too. It's a great pleasure I never expected to have at this age.

ColoradoDarin
04-16-2010, 06:20 PM
Your a real stud.

Take care of your arteries. Better blood flow = better E rex shuns. Eat right and exercise.

Punisher
04-16-2010, 06:21 PM
Right now me and this girl or getting it on :)

baja
04-16-2010, 06:21 PM
Why?

Are you homophobic?

Can't handle the thought of bisexuals?

It's 2010...deal with it.

Why do you think sex wasn't enjoyable for you Bob?

Bronco_Beerslug
04-16-2010, 06:21 PM
He's not but he dumped the girl.
Ha!

5th decade and still able to last hours at a time (of course, just can't do that every night now) :) Women only get better with age (to a certain point I'm sure).

baja
04-16-2010, 06:25 PM
Take care of your arteries. Better blood flow = better E rex shuns. Eat right and exercise.

That I believe has a lot to do with it. Last summer I was eating mainly fresh made juices (mostly veggie) and the arousal time was in the hours. Still is but I am mostly a raw food person meaning I eat uncooked veggies salads fruits seeds and nuts.

Archer81
04-16-2010, 06:26 PM
Right now me and this girl or getting it on :)


So...are you balancing a laptop on top of her head or what?


:Broncos:

baja
04-16-2010, 06:27 PM
Ha!

5th decade and still able to last hours at a time (of course, just can't do that every night now) :) Women only get better with age (to a certain point I'm sure).

So true, I wonder if these young guys believe us?

OABB
04-16-2010, 06:27 PM
what is this "fake an orgasm or two" thing you speak of? ;D You're seriously right though...any girl that can keep my secrets AND fake an O face or two (not to mention surviving some morning flatulence), definitely deserves some long term consideration.

I HAD that girl, but youth and stupidity intervened :( Obviously, it wasn't meant to be, but I know the girl of my dreams is still out there somewhere

Two? You mean they can do that?

Bronco_Beerslug
04-16-2010, 06:28 PM
So true, I wonder if these young guys believe us?You can tell kids nothing......ROFL!

Bob's your Information Minister
04-16-2010, 06:28 PM
Why do you think sex wasn't enjoyable for you Bob?

You're real funny.

baja
04-16-2010, 06:32 PM
You're real funny.

I wasn't being funny I thought that is what you said. I think for a lot of people because of the mental side and other reasons do not enjoy sex all that much.

Ratboy
04-16-2010, 06:33 PM
I am 24..

Sex? eh, hard to judge on that one.

Oral Sex? The Japanese girl I am with now, NO QUESTIONS ASKED.

Archer81
04-16-2010, 06:34 PM
Odd...

Bob coming to my defense...I dont know what to make of that.

:Broncos:

Bob's your Information Minister
04-16-2010, 06:38 PM
I wasn't being funny I thought that is what you said. I think for a lot of people because of the mental side and other reasons do not enjoy sex all that much.

It wasn't bad, it was just mediocre, and that was the first time. Since then it has improved.

I REGRET NOTHING!

baja
04-16-2010, 06:38 PM
Odd...

Bob coming to my defense...I dont know what to make of that.

:Broncos:

He's got your back I don't know if you would consider that a good thing or not. ;D

Jason in LA
04-16-2010, 06:41 PM
Sex, imo, is much better when you have a partner you can get comfortable with...relationship sex I guess is what I'm trying to say.

That's pretty much true. The best sex I've ever had was with a girl that I was in love with. It was awesome. It's funny how that works.

Archer81
04-16-2010, 06:42 PM
He's got your back I don't know if you would consider that a good thing or not. ;D



...disturbing imagery Baja. Thanks so much.


:Broncos:

Jason in LA
04-16-2010, 06:43 PM
For me sex has been the same since I started. It's been really good throughout.

baja
04-16-2010, 06:47 PM
It wasn't bad, it was just mediocre, and that was the first time. Since then it has improved.

I REGRET NOTHING!

Actually the first time I has sex I got Gonorrhea. I was 15.

baja
04-16-2010, 06:51 PM
That's pretty much true. The best sex I've ever had was with a girl that I was in love with. It was awesome. It's funny how that works.


Being "In love" takes things to a whole different level.

I stopped having casual sex when I quit drinking over 17 years ago.

Today I chose my partners very carefully.

Bob's your Information Minister
04-16-2010, 06:51 PM
He's got your back I don't know if you would consider that a good thing or not. ;D

I've got his brokeback?

Archer81
04-16-2010, 06:53 PM
I've got his brokeback?



You can't quit me, Bob.


:Broncos:

baja
04-16-2010, 06:56 PM
You can't quit me, Bob.


:Broncos:

How did you know you were gay if you don't mind me asking.

ChSuperStar
04-16-2010, 07:01 PM
I am 24..

Sex? eh, hard to judge on that one.

Oral Sex? The Japanese girl I am with now, NO QUESTIONS ASKED.

I think those japanese girls are trained somewhere, the best oral is always by japanese girls in my world. Wow.. i dont have that person now, but those days were golden.

Archer81
04-16-2010, 07:06 PM
How did you know you were gay if you don't mind me asking.


Just kind of knew. That kicked in when puberty started. I dated girls through HS. I didnt sexualize them. I did not look at a chick and wonder about sex with her.

If I saw a dude though, I did wonder. That clued me in.


:Broncos:

baja
04-16-2010, 07:13 PM
Just kind of knew. That kicked in when puberty started. I dated girls through HS. I didnt sexualize them. I did not look at a chick and wonder about sex with her.

If I saw a dude though, I did wonder. That clued me in.


:Broncos:

I see. Thanks for answering.

loborugger
04-16-2010, 07:14 PM
For me it's now at age 61 (50 year old Turkish GF)

second was a Japanese GF who was 40 when I was 20

Hey it's still off season

? ? ?

http://idynamo.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/yoko_ono2.jpg

Carmelo15
04-16-2010, 07:27 PM
Psh. TMI is going into detail about the longest night of my life. You ever nut dust? I have.

See. Thats TMI.

:Broncos:

Dude WTF is nut dusting?????

Archer81
04-16-2010, 07:29 PM
Dude WTF is nut dusting?????


...Seriously?


when men orgasm, they ejaculate. The more a man copulates in a short amount of time, the lesser amount of ejaculate he produces.

So when I said "nut dust", I meant my pumps ran dry.

This educational tidbit brought to you by nutsandbolts, Inc.

:Broncos:

hookemhess
04-16-2010, 07:35 PM
The more insane the woman is, the better the sex is.

I've experienced this phenomenon.

Carmelo15
04-16-2010, 07:54 PM
...Seriously?


when men orgasm, they ejaculate. The more a man copulates in a short amount of time, the lesser amount of ejaculate he produces.

So when I said "nut dust", I meant my pumps ran dry.

This educational tidbit brought to you by nutsandbolts, Inc.

:Broncos:

Oh okay, I think I have experienced this. Lets just say I was 13, my parents were out of town, & I was exploring the internet.

Archer81
04-16-2010, 07:59 PM
Oh okay, I think I have experienced this. Lets just say I was 13, my parents were out of town, & I was exploring the internet.


Right on. Good work. When I was 14 we got a computer and the internet...pc was in my room...always had to remember to turn the volume off or AOL's YOU'VE GOT MAIL would sound and wake my dad up. Or the dialup modem connecting...blazing fast 14.4 kbps...


:Broncos:

FADERPROOF
04-16-2010, 08:03 PM
At 17 I had a GF and a BF. Oh, those crazy 1990s...


:Broncos:

There is no such thing as a bi-sexual male

Archer81
04-16-2010, 08:06 PM
There is no such thing as a bi-sexual male


I was never bi. I had the GF because that is what people "do". I did have se with her. At the same time, I also had a BF. WHo I was actually in to...the GF was a friend...who I boned to keep around and throw off confusion. A beard. Camoflauge.

Also at 17 sex was sex.

:Broncos:

Arkie
04-16-2010, 08:20 PM
19

FADERPROOF
04-16-2010, 08:23 PM
I was never bi. I had the GF because that is what people "do". I did have se with her. At the same time, I also had a BF. WHo I was actually in to...the GF was a friend...who I boned to keep around and throw off confusion. A beard. Camoflauge.

Also at 17 sex was sex.

:Broncos:

A good buddy of mine did the same when we were in high school, he kept playing it off like it was a bi-sexual threesome type situation for awhile but once we graduated and he didnt have immature high schoolers to deal with, he came out.

We're still pretty close friends and its good to see him a lot happier and free than he used to be.

Archer81
04-16-2010, 08:32 PM
A good buddy of mine did the same when we were in high school, he kept playing it off like it was a bi-sexual threesome type situation for awhile but once we graduated and he didnt have immature high schoolers to deal with, he came out.

We're still pretty close friends and its good to see him a lot happier and free than he used to be.


I hated using the GF the way I did. It was not fair to her to do that. But at 17 I did not see it that way. I had my "HS persona" and my "home persona" and my "gay persona", and keeping up with all three absorbed most of my attention. By the time HS ended I was done with the balancing act and just told myself if anyone asked me about me, I'd be honest and just say what I am. Much easier and better way to live.

My friends dont care. My brothers and parents dont care, and for me thats huge.

:Broncos:

Steve Sewell
04-16-2010, 08:53 PM
Contrary to popular belief, I am not a virgin.


Yeah I believe you

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d61/Dagmarx/loser.jpg

Bob's your Information Minister
04-16-2010, 08:54 PM
Steve, that photo is five years and 100 pounds old. Please get over it.

Steve Sewell
04-16-2010, 08:54 PM
I'm guessing (but hoping to the contrary) that I'm currently in my prime in college.

I'm sure it will drop off when I graduate which is really going to suck.

Wait until you start getting to the ladies in their 30's.

Los Broncos
04-16-2010, 08:54 PM
...Seriously?


when men orgasm, they ejaculate. The more a man copulates in a short amount of time, the lesser amount of ejaculate he produces.

So when I said "nut dust", I meant my pumps ran dry.

This educational tidbit brought to you by nutsandbolts, Inc.

:Broncos:

You must of slept for a week after that.

Archer81
04-16-2010, 08:55 PM
You must of slept for a week after that.


I did in fact. Even at 17 that much boning in a 14 hour period was rough.


:Broncos:

Steve Sewell
04-16-2010, 08:59 PM
Actually the first time I has sex I got Gonorrhea. I was 15.

Was that before they had all those fancy birth control methods, like pulling out?

Los Broncos
04-16-2010, 08:59 PM
I did in fact. Even at 17 that much boning in a 14 hour period was rough.


:Broncos:

I wonder what it would be like to be celibate.

What would you do with all that energy.

It's kind of interesting...

baja
04-16-2010, 08:59 PM
? ? ?

http://idynamo.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/yoko_ono2.jpg

No, no she was much prettier. She was actually part of the Royal family of Japan and it was better for after the war to come to the states so she married a SOB of a GI who treated this special angle of a women very badly. We fell madly in love and had a great romance for three years. I moved to Colorado in 72. We saw each other for a while than the age difference and my drunken life style we drifted apart. I tried to find her about 10 years ago. Went to El Paso were we had out romance but I could not find her. To this day she remains a true love. Our love making was most exquisite. I wish I could see her so I could tell her how much she meant to me...

Steve Sewell
04-16-2010, 09:00 PM
Steve, that photo is five years and 100 pounds old. Please get over it.

Doesn't change the fact that you're a complete tool.

baja
04-16-2010, 09:00 PM
The more insane the woman is, the better the sex is.

That won't always be true.

Archer81
04-16-2010, 09:03 PM
I wonder what it would be like to be celibate.

What would you do with all that energy.

It's kind of interesting...


I would think it gets focused into other things. Hopefully. Or you might go crazy and end up humping an ottoman.


:Broncos:

Bob's your Information Minister
04-16-2010, 09:08 PM
Doesn't change the fact that you're a complete tool.

No argument here, but women like assholes, not that that really factored into getting laid.

baja
04-16-2010, 09:09 PM
Was that before they had all those fancy birth control methods, like pulling out?

The thing is I was too embarrassed to do anything about so I suffered with it for weeks until finally I could not stand the pain when I took a piss anymore and went to a clinic. The amazing thing that was the only time I had a sexually transmitted disease through all my crazy years and they were truly crazy.

Steve Sewell
04-16-2010, 09:11 PM
No argument here, but women like a-holes, not that that really factored into getting laid.

I assume that there was some exchange of currency in your case.

Bob's your Information Minister
04-16-2010, 09:17 PM
I assume that there was some exchange of currency in your case.

**** off.

baja
04-16-2010, 09:20 PM
I wonder what it would be like to be celibate.

What would you do with all that energy.

It's kind of interesting...

There is an ancient practice (which now do practice myself) called Tranta Yoga

http://www.sanatansociety.org/yoga_and_meditation/tantra_yoga.htm

Part of the practice is making love without ejaculation this allows the sexual energy to travel up the spine and quicken all the chakras,, it is used as a path to enlightenment. You get to pleasure one another for hours. It is a most beautiful way to make love with a partner. When the male climaxes it causes a break in the love connection that does not happen in Tantra.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tantra

Los Broncos
04-16-2010, 09:29 PM
There is an ancient practice (which now do practice myself) called Tranta Yoga

http://www.sanatansociety.org/yoga_and_meditation/tantra_yoga.htm

Part of the practice is making love without ejaculation this allows the sexual energy to travel up the spine and quicken all the chakras,, it is used as a path to enlightenment. You get to pleasure one another for hours. It is a most beautiful way to make love with a partner. When the male climaxes it causes a break in the love connection that does not happen in Tantra.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tantra

Pretty interesting, does it have any health risks?

broncocalijohn
04-16-2010, 09:31 PM
This message is hidden because Bob's your Information Minister is on your ignore list (http://www.orangemane.com/BB/profile.php?do=ignorelist).

Of course I cant see what it says but why would Boob be in this thread? Whatever the age, I am sure he is past it but if it ever happens, that will be his best and only time.

For me, it would have to be between 22-25 when I was a single and horny rabbit.

broncocalijohn
04-16-2010, 09:32 PM
Pretty interesting, does it have any health risks?

yeah! You want to punch everything in the house and beat up people walking on the sidewalk because you just wasted an hour of a lot of cooking and no dessert. The longer you wait to release, the less time you get to watch sportscenter. People from India dont have tvs so what else would they want to do?

Tombstone RJ
04-16-2010, 09:34 PM
I'm 31 and I still fck like I'm 16. And what I mean by that is it takes about 30 seconds and alot of apologizing.

:rofl:

broncocalijohn
04-16-2010, 09:35 PM
:) Thenk ye.

Isnt the point of sex is to enjoy it? Every experience should be better than the one before it. So...all uphill.

I also tend to be a manwhore (good manwhore, not paid manwhore) and get bored easily with the same things...so variety or permissive partners are a plus for me.

:Broncos:

This is where we dont really want to get into too much detail with your type of man whoring. BTW, you have it so easy.

baja
04-16-2010, 09:36 PM
Pretty interesting, does it have any health risks?

Only from the unprotected sex angle but to be involved with someone on this level you will have come to know them very well and this would have been discussed before hand.

Tombstone RJ
04-16-2010, 09:36 PM
I wish I could remember the best sex I've ever had. I wish I could remember a lot of things I did in my past by that just ain't gonna happen...

Los Broncos
04-16-2010, 09:36 PM
yeah! You want to punch everything in the house and beat up people walking on the sidewalk because you just wasted an hour of a lot of cooking and no dessert. The longer you wait to release, the less time you get to watch sportscenter. People from India dont have tvs so what else would they want to do?

Haha, men just want to get it over with.

baja
04-16-2010, 09:37 PM
yeah! You want to punch everything in the house and beat up people walking on the sidewalk because you just wasted an hour of a lot of cooking and no dessert. The longer you wait to release, the less time you get to watch sportscenter. People from India dont have tvs so what else would they want to do?

You are speaking from a position of ignorance on this john.

baja
04-16-2010, 09:39 PM
I wish I could remember the best sex I've ever had. I wish I could remember a lot of things I did in my past by that just ain't gonna happen...

Why is that Tombstone?

FADERPROOF
04-16-2010, 09:40 PM
At 24 I was quite the stallion, then years of abusive drinking and letting myself go I turned into an overweight out of shape guy who couldnt last longer than 5 minutes on purpose cause I was out of breathe.

Sober for over 2 months now and doing some workouts, figure as a single guy that I need to getback to form.

Tombstone RJ
04-16-2010, 09:41 PM
Why is that Tombstone?

Well, Dr. Phil, lettme tell yahll about it...

Los Broncos
04-16-2010, 09:42 PM
At 24 I was quite the stallion, then years of abusive drinking and letting myself go I turned into an overweight out of shape guy who couldnt last longer than 5 minutes on purpose cause I was out of breathe.

Sober for over 2 months now and doing some workouts, figure as a single guy that I need to getback to form.

That's good to hear, I wish a friend of mine would get sober.

baja
04-16-2010, 09:43 PM
I assume that there was some exchange of currency in your case.

This might be a good thread to not beat up on Bob, seems like he's like to join the conversation. hey could happen.;D

Rohirrim
04-16-2010, 09:44 PM
Sex?

I remember something about that...

Oh yeah, that's what we do on my birthday.

Every year...

Or is it every other year?

baja
04-16-2010, 09:45 PM
Well, Dr. Phil, lettme tell yahll about it...


:D I'm listening...

broncocalijohn
04-16-2010, 09:46 PM
At 24 I was quite the stallion, then years of abusive drinking and letting myself go I turned into an overweight out of shape guy who couldnt last longer than 5 minutes on purpose cause I was out of breathe.

Sober for over 2 months now and doing some workouts, figure as a single guy that I need to getback to form.

now you will see what these chicks that you have been picking up late night really look like when you havent put a 12 pack away. The next morning, when she leaves, you will then drink that 12 pack to forget what the hell you just slept with.

Tombstone RJ
04-16-2010, 09:47 PM
:D I'm listening...

But that's the problem. I can't remember. Now, I'll make some wild crap up if that'll make you happy. What are you, my priest?

baja
04-16-2010, 09:52 PM
But that's the problem. I can't remember. Now, I'll make some wild crap up if that'll make you happy. What are you, my priest?

No but I am a guy that you will never meet so feel free to tell me why you can't remember your sexual experiences. I was a 'piss in your pants' alcoholic for 20 years but I still remember the highlights.

Tombstone RJ
04-16-2010, 10:00 PM
No but I am a guy that you will never meet so feel free to tell me why you can't remember your sexual experiences. I was a 'piss in your pants' alcoholic for 20 years but I still remember the highlights.

Fair enough. I remember, but I choose to forget?

baja
04-16-2010, 10:03 PM
Fair enough. I remember, but I choose to forget?

I hope that is not because of guilt.

The only thing you can ever change is how you perceive the present moment.

Tombstone RJ
04-16-2010, 10:05 PM
I hope that is not because of guilt.

The only thing you can ever change is how you perceive the present moment.

Ha!

Your a peach.

azbroncfan
04-16-2010, 11:04 PM
Baja is just excited as he should be that he is still getting it up at 61.

baja
04-17-2010, 12:58 AM
Steve, that photo is five years and 100 pounds old. Please get over it.

Did you really lose 100 pounds Bob

I got really heavy when I quit smoking and drinking shot up over 300 now I am about 230 I could be in better shape but not that bad either.

baja
04-17-2010, 01:04 AM
Wait until you start getting to the ladies in their 30's.

I find women between 40 and 60 to be way way hotter than most younger women. For sure there are those exceptions.

Truth be told women at any age are a marvel and a gift of sharing when they are in their heart, when they are in their head well that's another matter.

Course you can say the very same about men, the heart thing I mean

.

Houshyamama
04-17-2010, 01:07 AM
No argument here, but women like a-holes, not that that really factored into getting laid.

No, women like confident men. It's all about the confidence. NOT fake confidence, but the ability to be yourself in every situation. You can be shy and confident. Just pull out your balls and be a man, they love that ****.

Bob's your Information Minister
04-17-2010, 01:14 AM
Did you really lose 100 pounds Bob

I got really heavy when I quit smoking and drinking shot up over 300 now I am about 230 I could be in better shape but not that bad either.

Yeah, how do you think I got laid?

baja
04-17-2010, 01:21 AM
Yeah, how do you think I got laid?

Getting laid is like thinking religion is God when it really is only a doorway

baja
04-17-2010, 01:25 AM
No, women like confident men. It's all about the confidence. NOT fake confidence, but the ability to be yourself in every situation. You can be shy and confident. Just pull out your balls and be a man, they love that ****.

It's been my experience that what women love most is a man that can surrender to a heart connection, not an easy thing to do for most men i think. Scary!

Houshyamama
04-17-2010, 01:34 AM
It's been my experience that what women love most is a man that can surrender to a heart connection, not an easy thing to do for most men i think. Scary!

I'm just talkin' about getting laid ;D

But yeah, not easy.

baja
04-17-2010, 01:43 AM
I'm just talkin' about getting laid ;D

But yeah, not easy.

Oh ya that, true than.

FADERPROOF
04-17-2010, 04:59 AM
now you will see what these chicks that you have been picking up late night really look like when you havent put a 12 pack away. The next morning, when she leaves, you will then drink that 12 pack to forget what the hell you just slept with.

haha my issue now is I dont know how to pick up a woman without A. being drunk and B. not being at a bar

watermock
04-17-2010, 05:10 AM
All pretty ordinary for me.

watermock
04-17-2010, 05:35 AM
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Almost\\\\\\\

The MVPlaya
04-17-2010, 05:38 AM
I haven't read the thread - but I'd expect some people to say when they were on E... it's said to be pretty much unfair after that.

Kaylore
04-17-2010, 06:52 AM
It keeps getting better. My wife is pretty hot and we've only been married a bit more than a year. We go "all out" and like to try new things. I'm still a noob at marriage, but for the past year with almost daily intimacy, I think I can say I know some things. You want hot sex than have hot pre-sex. Go out, let her get dolled up, a little bit slutty, and build the passion up. Lots of foreplay is critical.

Also I've found cooking and cleaning makes her panties fly off. Its like doing chores and getting paid in poon-tang.

baja
04-17-2010, 07:03 AM
It keeps getting better. My wife is pretty hot and we've only been married a bit more than a year. We go "all out" and like to try new things. I'm still a noob at marriage, but for the past year with almost daily intimacy, I think I can say I know some things. You want hot sex than have hot pre-sex. Go out, let her get dolled up, a little bit slutty, and build the passion up. Lots of foreplay is critical.

Also I've found cooking and cleaning makes her panties fly off. Its like doing chores and getting paid in poon-tang.

Couldn't agree more, in fact it is misleading to call it foreplay because it is indispensable for great sex for both parties. I find it interesting there is even many examples of foreplay throughout the animal kingdom.

watermock
04-17-2010, 07:10 AM
I've found cooking and cleaning makes her panties fly off. Its like doing chores and getting paid in poon-tang.

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/image.php?u=2681&dateline=1267510239

OABB
04-17-2010, 07:20 AM
Women want a man with confidence. And by that I mean money.

watermock
04-17-2010, 07:21 AM
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baja
04-17-2010, 07:22 AM
Women want a man with confidence. And by that I mean money.

No shortage of that going on.

OABB
04-17-2010, 07:24 AM
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/image.php?u=2681&dateline=1267510239

I'm sorry. Mock makes me crazier than anyone, but this is he funniest post I've seen in a long time.

Tombstone RJ
04-17-2010, 07:27 AM
Women want a man with confidence. And by that I mean money.

Women are shallow. They like to think they're not, but women are much more worldly than men.

Hogan11
04-17-2010, 07:41 AM
...Seriously?


when men orgasm, they ejaculate. The more a man copulates in a short amount of time, the lesser amount of ejaculate he produces.

So when I said "nut dust", I meant my pumps ran dry.

This educational tidbit brought to you by nutsandbolts, Inc.

:Broncos:

Whoa, hold the phone here...I thought "nut dust" was what an old person shot after they hadn't had it in years.

I guess I'd better check the urban dictionary, I must be behind in my slang

baja
04-17-2010, 07:43 AM
Whoa, hold the phone here...I thought "nut dust" was what an old person shot after they hadn't had it in years.

I guess I'd better check the urban dictionary, I must be behind in my slang

Your close it's nut soot. ;D

Hogan11
04-17-2010, 07:46 AM
Your close it's nut soot. ;D

Told ya I was behind in my hardcore lingo...it's been a few years since I had that part time counter job in the adult bookstore ya know, cut me some slack! Ha!

watermock
04-17-2010, 08:03 AM
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gunns
04-17-2010, 08:12 AM
I find women between 40 and 60 to be way way hotter than most younger women. For sure there are those exceptions.

Truth be told women at any age are a marvel and a gift of sharing when they are in their heart, when they are in their head well that's another matter.

Course you can say the very same about men, the heart thing I mean

.

Damn straight. I've enjoyed it since I started but women who have kids can be too damn tired to want it or enjoy it. As the kids get older we make up for lost time and find that older men take the time to make sure their partners are enjoying it just as much as opposed to younger guys who are in the "conquering" stage. I enjoy it so much more now, it's more of an "event", since the kids are gone and you can really let loose.

Archer81
04-17-2010, 08:22 AM
This is where we dont really want to get into too much detail with your type of man whoring. BTW, you have it so easy.


This is true. When I am done getting my associates I am moving to Ft Collins or Boulder. I expect the opportunities to increase.


:Broncos:

Requiem
04-17-2010, 08:23 AM
Whoever said birds fly South for the winter is a damn lie, I got 'em right here, and if I don't like you the grams high.

baja
04-17-2010, 08:25 AM
Whoever said birds fly South for the winter is a damn lie, I got 'em right here, and if I don't like you the grams high.

Are you drinking the Mock juice?

Requiem
04-17-2010, 08:26 AM
Are you drinking the Mock juice?

No, stoned off some red hair skunk. Super stoned. Picked this up the other day and smoked a bong and one spoon bowl, and I was retarded. It wasn't even the highlight of my day.

A "homeless man" was standing outside a Taco John's with a sign that said, "Disabled Veteran and Homeless" -- and a lady rolled up and gave him a 20. Know what he did after that? Threw his sign away in the Taco John's garbage can and walked to the bar down the block. Literally in front of the woman. It was awesome.

:pimp:

Tombstone RJ
04-17-2010, 08:44 AM
This is true. When I am done getting my associates I am moving to Ft Collins or Boulder. I expect the opportunities to increase.


:Broncos:

Ft. Fun has a big lesbian population (conservative for the most part, not marching in the streets types). The people's republic is liberal paradise.

Archer81
04-17-2010, 08:48 AM
Ft. Fun has a big lesbian population (conservative for the most part, not marching in the streets types). The people's republic is liberal paradise.


Hmm...Florence already has alot of lesbians...kinda want to get away from that. Boulder might make my head explode...maybe I should look at out of state schools.


:Broncos:

Requiem
04-17-2010, 08:51 AM
Minneapolis, Minnesota. You wanna play with some serious gay boys, go there. Trendy as ****. One of the biggest trend setting cities in America. Huge gay population. Might be right up your alley.

baja
04-17-2010, 08:53 AM
Minneapolis, Minnesota. You wanna play with some serious gay boys, go there. Trendy as ****. One of the biggest trend setting cities in America. Huge gay population <b> Might be right up your alley.

No pun intended, right? ;D

Archer81
04-17-2010, 08:56 AM
Ive heard SD has a big gay pop, so does Pittsburgh...oddly enough. Never heard of Minneapolis being a trend setting gay city.


:Broncos:

Tombstone RJ
04-17-2010, 08:57 AM
It's funny how many conservative gays there are. It's like they are all politically conservative, hate big government, don't care about gay marriage, really don't like the flag flying rainbow warriors. You'll find conservative gays hidden in places that don't cater to liberals.

Archer81
04-17-2010, 09:01 AM
It's funny how many conservative gays there are. It's like they are all politically conservative, hate big government, don't care about gay marriage, really don't like the flag flying rainbow warriors. You'll find conservative gays hidden in places that don't cater to liberals.


Crazy, isnt it.

The rainbow flag pisses me off. Yay, gay symbol, whatever. annoying as ****. It ranks right up there with gay parades.


:Broncos:

Requiem
04-17-2010, 09:04 AM
Ive heard SD has a big gay pop, so does Pittsburgh...oddly enough. Never heard of Minneapolis being a trend setting gay city.


:Broncos:

That's cause you haven't been listening. My brother is a homosexual and lives in the area and has been across America to a lot of cities and says that Minneapolis is one of the best places to be for a homosexual man.

Archer81
04-17-2010, 09:06 AM
That's cause you haven't been listening. My brother is a homosexual and lives in the area and has been across America to a lot of cities and says that Minneapolis is one of the best places to be for a homosexual man.


Sounds like my kind of party.


:Broncos:

loborugger
04-17-2010, 09:09 AM
Damn straight. I've enjoyed it since I started but women who have kids can be too damn tired to want it or enjoy it. As the kids get older we make up for lost time and find that older men take the time to make sure their partners are enjoying it just as much as opposed to younger guys who are in the "conquering" stage. I enjoy it so much more now, it's more of an "event", since the kids are gone and you can really let loose.

Are we sure about this, folks? I am gonna be 40 this fall, and I cant imagine that its going to get better. Without getting graphic, the body just doesnt perform as well as it did when I was 20. And, I am in good shape - have a resting heart rate in the 50s. I am wondering how much of this is truth and how much of this is just older folks trying to convince themselves they still got it. And I get what you and some of the others are saying... its not just the physical response, its the technique, the knowledge of your lover, etc, etc, but I dont know that I am buying it.

I would say the best period in my life was my mid 30s. The wife and I hit a good stride and we are in a place where we had the time and inclination to do a lot of stuff a lot of the time.

Requiem
04-17-2010, 09:10 AM
You should really try and go out there sometime. Twin Cities is a great place. Minnesota is a fun state. If you do ever go out there and would like some information on places to visit, let me know. A lot of great schools in the area too -- and I know furthering your education is a high priority. Much selection for you out there.

Archer81
04-17-2010, 09:12 AM
You should really try and go out there sometime. Twin Cities is a great place. Minnesota is a fun state. If you do ever go out there and would like some information on places to visit, let me know. A lot of great schools in the area too -- and I know furthering your education is a high priority. Much selection for you out there.


Thanks man.


I can honestly say I never considered Minnesota.

:Broncos:

Tombstone RJ
04-17-2010, 09:12 AM
Crazy, isnt it.

The rainbow flag pisses me off. Yay, gay symbol, whatever. annoying as ****. It ranks right up there with gay parades.


:Broncos:

Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying there are a lot of gays out there, I'm just saying there's an undercurrent group of gays who for all intents and purposes, are GOP supporters. However, since they are gay, they can't really come out of the closet so to speak. With these gays (men, not women) their friends are all straight and conservative types (and accept that you are gay, don't really condone it, but respect your space).

Yah, the gay/lesbo community has real issues. Many underground conservative gays out there that clash politically with the ultra liberal goofball gays who want to force everyone else to accept idiotic things like gay marriage.

Requiem
04-17-2010, 09:17 AM
Thanks man.


I can honestly say I never considered Minnesota.

:Broncos:

No problem. Both my brother and sister (who are gay) reside in Minnesota and absolutely love it there. Some areas are more friendly than the others, but in the Minneapolis/St. Paul area -- there are a wealth of opportunities and places hospitable to the growing LGBTQA population. Especially for the social and night life!

I actually live a spit away from Minnesota, approximately like 3.1 miles from Moorhead, MN. Right now, I've been helping plan and create materials for a LGBTQA Graduation that occurs before my universities (and two others in the area's) official graduations. The immediacy in change of views, especially towards homosexuals, within a 5 mile radius is extremely intense.

There is a lot to like about here. If you're in Colorado, you'd like Minnesota. They don't have the mountains, but they have wonderful lakes and a ton of places to enjoy nature. Even places to hike, but surely not as intense as what you are probably used to. Just a beautiful state and it has a good aura about it.

Like I said, if you need any information on anything regarding the aforementioned (and even higher ed. possibilities) -- let me know. I'm familiar. :peace:

Archer81
04-17-2010, 09:20 AM
Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying there are a lot of gays out there, I'm just saying there's an undercurrent group of gays who for all intents and purposes, are GOP supporters. However, since they are gay, they can't really come out of the closet so to speak. With these gays (men, not women) their friends are all straight and conservative types (and accept that you are gay, don't really condone it, but respect your space).

Yah, the gay/lesbo community has real issues. Many underground conservative gays out there that clash politically with the ultra liberal goofball gays who want to force everyone else to accept idiotic things like gay marriage.


Dont get me wrong, I want gays to have the right to mess up their lives like straight people do, but I am not going to push it onto people who clearly and continually vote against it...even in California. It makes little sense to me for gays to scream about equal rights, but you have things like the Folsom Street Fair in SF, people ****ing in the streets or beating off or just doing things better left in a bedroom. You cannot claim being gay is a normal lifestyle and purposely go out and do things that are abnormal, like graphic sex outdoors.

You also can't claim people are homophobic if they are not accepting of the lifestyle. You can't make them be ok with you. That is what pisses people off more than anything, being made to like something they clearly dont.

:Broncos:

Requiem
04-17-2010, 09:27 AM
Oh, and Baja -- I'm only 23 so I'd have to say things are pretty cool right now. I guess things were a little more interesting in my teens, because it was new and you were exploring. It was a new and refreshing thing. Still is. I've had some pretty fun stories. I'll never, ever forget the girl who called me one night just "wanting to watch a movie" -- so we put in Kingdom of Heaven and proceeded to give me some nasty ass head, and when I made the moves to go down on her, she said she was on her period and would rather just please me instead of putting me through the whole zone. About 10 minutes into the head giving, she started crying all over my wango-tango. I asked why, "Size and I lied, me and my boyfriend didn't break up! I just thought that is what you wanted to know so you'd let me be with you."

Crazy times being 20.

gunns
04-17-2010, 09:40 AM
Are we sure about this, folks? I am gonna be 40 this fall, and I cant imagine that its going to get better. Without getting graphic, the body just doesnt perform as well as it did when I was 20. And, I am in good shape - have a resting heart rate in the 50s. I am wondering how much of this is truth and how much of this is just older folks trying to convince themselves they still got it. And I get what you and some of the others are saying... its not just the physical response, its the technique, the knowledge of your lover, etc, etc, but I dont know that I am buying it.

I would say the best period in my life was my mid 30s. The wife and I hit a good stride and we are in a place where we had the time and inclination to do a lot of stuff a lot of the time.

I'm a woman so I can't quantify what you are feeling. It's just that I've been with younger men, at my age, and older men, plus remembering my younger years and sex is a great time with older men because they care about my experience. With younger men you often feel like you are at the races, in some kind of competition, they're more into you doing for them, instead of it being a two party participation. Maybe you're concerned about slowing down. That slowing down can mean more time to enjoy a multitude of things.

Tombstone RJ
04-17-2010, 09:52 AM
Dont get me wrong, I want gays to have the right to mess up their lives like straight people do, but I am not going to push it onto people who clearly and continually vote against it...even in California. It makes little sense to me for gays to scream about equal rights, but you have things like the Folsom Street Fair in SF, people ****ing in the streets or beating off or just doing things better left in a bedroom. You cannot claim being gay is a normal lifestyle and purposely go out and do things that are abnormal, like graphic sex outdoors.

You also can't claim people are homophobic if they are not accepting of the lifestyle. You can't make them be ok with you. That is what pisses people off more than anything, being made to like something they clearly dont.

:Broncos:

I think we've had this discussion before. I think it's a state issue whether to recognize gay marriage or not. The conservative states won't, some liberal states will. My big thing is the fed gov needs to stay the heck away from the issue.

Archer81
04-17-2010, 09:53 AM
I think we've had this discussion before. I'm think it's a state issue whether to recognize gay marriage or not. The conservative states won't, some liberal states will. My big thing is the fed gov needs to stay the heck away from the issue.


Agreed.


:Broncos:

bombquixote
04-17-2010, 10:02 AM
For me it's now at age 61 (50 year old Turkish GF)

second was a Japanese GF who was 40 when I was 20

Hey it's still off season


Seven.

loborugger
04-17-2010, 10:03 AM
I'm a woman so I can't quantify what you are feeling. It's just that I've been with younger men, at my age, and older men, plus remembering my younger years and sex is a great time with older men because they care about my experience. With younger men you often feel like you are at the races, in some kind of competition, they're more into you doing for them, instead of it being a two party participation. Maybe you're concerned about slowing down. That slowing down can mean more time to enjoy a multitude of things.

I figured out at a pretty young age that if you dont make it all about yourself, the ladies come back for more a lot more often. Either way, we will see...

s0phr0syne
04-17-2010, 10:08 AM
My big thing is the fed gov needs to stay the heck away from the issue.

Why?

I'm not all that well versed on the issue, just curious why the Federal government should stay away from a civil rights issue like this.

Archer81
04-17-2010, 10:12 AM
Why?

I'm not all that well versed on the issue, just curious why the Federal government should stay away from a civil rights issue like this.


Because that is how our system is set up. Actions by the federal government should always come last, after local and state actions 1. fail or 2. dont happen at all.


:Broncos:

cutthemdown
04-17-2010, 10:32 AM
40

azbroncfan
04-17-2010, 10:38 AM
Baja created a great erectile dysfunction ad thread and has been turned into a turd burglarizing thread.

broncobum6162
04-17-2010, 10:44 AM
For me it's now at age 61 (50 year old Turkish GF)

second was a Japanese GF who was 40 when I was 20!

Hey it's still off season

Uhhhhhhhh... I'll have to get back w/ you on that one. Recently separated, soon to be divorced and headed to Cabo San Lucas for a week. Hope I have a great update for ya! ^5

cutthemdown
04-17-2010, 10:50 AM
Uhhhhhhhh... I'll have to get back w/ you on that one. Recently separated, soon to be divorced and headed to Cabo San Lucas for a week. Hope I have a great update for ya! ^5

Go get em!!!! We wish you luck on your expedition of pussy and ass. But even if you don't score it's still good to be on vacation, just remember that!!!

Swedish Extrovert
04-17-2010, 11:34 AM
I'm a virgin

baja
04-17-2010, 11:42 AM
If you read the posts here they reveal what Gunns is is pointing out. If you make it about a mutual sharing and not about scoring you will have much better experiences a lot more often. If younger men understood this they would find one of life's greatest pleasures. If all you want to do is get laid a hooker is your best option and cheeper in the long run.

Swedish Extrovert
04-17-2010, 11:51 AM
If you read the posts here they reveal what Gunns is is pointing out. If you make it about a mutual sharing and not about scoring you will have much better experiences a lot more often. If younger men understood this they would find one of life's greatest pleasures. If all you want to do is get laid a hooker is your best option and cheeper in the long run.

I agree and disagree. While ****ing a hooker definitely has no connection whatsoever, that doesn't mean that if you meet a girl in a bar and have a one night stand, that there isn't any really connection either.

Another thing you have to take into account are **** buddies, although hanging around them in a non-sexual way is so incredibly awkward.

But rough sex is usually better, and you usually don't get that in a relationship.

I think when you're really really into someone, it's all psychological, but that doesn't necessarily mean it isn't amazing. I've never felt that before though.

Houshyamama
04-17-2010, 11:52 AM
It keeps getting better. My wife is pretty hot and we've only been married a bit more than a year. We go "all out" and like to try new things. I'm still a noob at marriage, but for the past year with almost daily intimacy, I think I can say I know some things. You want hot sex than have hot pre-sex. Go out, let her get dolled up, a little bit slutty, and build the passion up. Lots of foreplay is critical.

Also I've found cooking and cleaning makes her panties fly off. Its like doing chores and getting paid in poon-tang.

:thumbs: Amazing isn't it?

Houshyamama
04-17-2010, 11:54 AM
Ive heard SD has a big gay pop, so does Pittsburgh...oddly enough. Never heard of Minneapolis being a trend setting gay city.


:Broncos:

It's called Hillcrest.

Archer81
04-17-2010, 11:59 AM
Another thing you have to take into account are **** buddies, although hanging around them in a non-sexual way is so incredibly awkward.


The fact straight people engage in this cracks me up, especially concerning women. A girl who is cool to hang out with and DTF all night will eventually start to think its more than what it is. **** buddies among the "straights" usually leads to akward situations and a brick through car windshields.


:Broncos:

Swedish Extrovert
04-17-2010, 12:01 PM
It's called Hillcrest.

By the looks of this map, looks like the least gay part of the country is the upper midwest: North Dakota, South Dakota, Minnesota, Iowa, Kansas, Oklahoma...

Swedish Extrovert
04-17-2010, 12:07 PM
The fact straight people engage in this cracks me up, especially concerning women. A girl who is cool to hang out with and DTF all night will eventually start to think its more than what it is. **** buddies among the "straights" usually leads to akward situations and a brick through car windshields.


:Broncos:

Actually, I'm usually the one who thinks its more than what it is. Must be a failsafe in my own mind to prevent me from getting a brick smashed into my car.

That actually happened with this Delta Gamma chick I hooked up with in Florida. She kept telling me to go harder until I was literally going as hard as I could possibly go. She came about 7 minutes into it, then after I did about 5 minutes later, she's like "this is wrong, I just broke up with my boyfriend today" and she walked out of my room. I texted her the next day, and after not getting a response, I called her like 4 days later. She was literally angry at me for calling her. She's like "why the **** do you think you have the right to call me, I have a boyfriend."

baja
04-17-2010, 12:08 PM
It's called Hillcrest.

I love the Hillcrest district in SD. They have a great movie theater there that shows great movies not the Hollywood main stream garbage, they have a great Whole Foods there and many great restaurants, A super farmer's market on Sunday and even though it a heavy gay area there are gorgeous women everywhere. Balboa Park is near by and you can get to any other part of the city in 20 minutes not counting rush hour. Only bad part is there are a lot of Charger fans. ;D It is one of my favorite areas of SD.

Bob's your Information Minister
04-17-2010, 12:08 PM
I had no idea there were so many queers in the west Texas desert.

Archer81
04-17-2010, 12:11 PM
Actually, I'm usually the one who thinks its more than what it is. Must be a failsafe in my own mind to prevent me from getting a brick smashed into my car.

That actually happened with this Delta Gamma chick I hooked up with in Florida. She kept telling me to go harder until I was literally going as hard as I could possibly go. She came about 7 minutes into it, then after I did about 5 minutes later, she's like "this is wrong, I just broke up with my boyfriend today" and she walked out of my room. I texted her the next day, and after not getting a response, I called her like 4 days later. She was literally angry at me for calling her. She's like "why the **** do you think you have the right to call me, I have a boyfriend."


LOL. Response to that is to ask her..."well why did you allow me to insert my penis inside of you if you have a boyfriend?"

Sex ellicits such odd friggin behavior.

:Broncos:

Archer81
04-17-2010, 12:11 PM
I had no idea there were so many queers in the west Texas desert.


Or in Wyoming or Alaska...that is totally crazy.


:Broncos:

Swedish Extrovert
04-17-2010, 12:12 PM
BTW... I transfered to DU from Southern New Hampshire University - a much smaller school.

I'd like to point out that it is much easier to get laid in a smaller school. When it's a big school with a lot of girls, the pickings are a lot larger, and the result is that you don't get as intimate with girls as quickly.

Bob's your Information Minister
04-17-2010, 12:12 PM
Wyoming is obvious. Gay cowboys.

baja
04-17-2010, 12:13 PM
What were we talking about again???

Archer81
04-17-2010, 12:14 PM
What were we talking about again???


****buddies.


:Broncos:

Swedish Extrovert
04-17-2010, 12:21 PM
LOL. Response to that is to ask her..."well why did you allow me to insert my penis inside of you if you have a boyfriend?"

Sex ellicits such odd friggin behavior.

:Broncos:

I don't know if I should share this with anyone... so I wont

watermock
04-17-2010, 12:23 PM
I just woke up with wood for the first time in months....oops, I forgot to take my 5 BP pills....

plus, I had to pee...that's a sexual plus!

DenverBrit
04-17-2010, 12:25 PM
Or in Wyoming or Alaska...that is totally crazy.


:Broncos:

Alaska has a major female shortage, they keep trying to 'bus' them in, but it hasn't helped the ratio.

Wyoming? Sheep country.

West Texas desert? Steers and Bob when he get there.

Swedish Extrovert
04-17-2010, 12:25 PM
I just woke up with wood for the first time in months....oops, I forgot to take my 5 BP pills....

What are you on? Beta blockers? Lisinopril? Hydrochlorothiazide?

I was on Lisinopril, but for the last couple of weeks it's been 112/70 without medication so I stopped.

watermock
04-17-2010, 12:27 PM
Damn, I was pledged at the Lambda house and turned it down.

watermock
04-17-2010, 12:31 PM
Once the pumped full of ehedrine, then the night nurse gave me a sedative, they pumped me up so bad. My BP was 220/140.

That nurse should of been shot.

watermock
04-17-2010, 12:34 PM
I take 16 pills a day to keep it at 140/80.

Borrowed time.

Swedish Extrovert
04-17-2010, 12:38 PM
I take 16 pills a day to keep it at 140/80.

Borrowed time.

140/80 is not that bad.

You know what lowers your blood pressure?

Sex... and jackin off.

bombquixote
04-17-2010, 12:44 PM
By the looks of this map, looks like the least gay part of the country is the upper midwest: North Dakota, South Dakota, Minnesota, Iowa, Kansas, Oklahoma...

Looks like Denver parties...

baja
04-17-2010, 01:02 PM
Alcohol rises blood pressure.

baja
04-17-2010, 01:09 PM
and destroys libido

Swedish Extrovert
04-17-2010, 01:45 PM
From personal experience, I disagree. The only times I've felt that feeling you get when you just HAVE to have sex with a girl that you just start physically and aggressively start coming on to her was when I was drunk.

baja
04-17-2010, 01:49 PM
what?? are you drunk now?

Swedish Extrovert
04-17-2010, 01:51 PM
what?? are you drunk now?

Nope still recovering from last night.

I told my Doctor in pretty good detail the other day about my escapades in college. He told me to enjoy it now because my lifestyle would kill someone over 40 pretty quickly.

baja
04-17-2010, 01:59 PM
Nope still recovering from last night.

<b>I told my Doctor in pretty good detail the other day about my escapades in college. </b>He told me to enjoy it now because my lifestyle would kill someone over 40 pretty quickly.

Did you notice if he had both hands above his desk? :D

Houshyamama
04-17-2010, 02:28 PM
I love the Hillcrest district in SD. They have a great movie theater there that shows great movies not the Hollywood main stream garbage, they have a great Whole Foods there and many great restaurants, A super farmer's market on Sunday and even though it a heavy gay area there are gorgeous women everywhere. Balboa Park is near by and you can get to any other part of the city in 20 minutes not counting rush hour. Only bad part is there are a lot of Charger fans. ;D It is one of my favorite areas of SD.

Place called Crazie Burger in Hillcrest makes GREAT gourmet burgers.

baja
04-17-2010, 02:29 PM
Place called Crazie Burger in Hillcrest makes GREAT gourmet burgers.

Don't know that place where is it

Houshyamama
04-17-2010, 02:36 PM
Don't know that place where is it

http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&safe=off&ie=UTF8&q=4201+30th+Street,+San+Diego,+CA+92104&fb=1&gl=us&hnear=&cid=0,0,12728672406046995460&ei=SSnKS__3MoL6sgOzybmvAw&ved=0CAcQnwIwAA&hq=4201+30th+Street,+San+Diego,+CA+92104&ll=32.746785,-117.135115&spn=0.053709,0.132093&z=14

baja
04-17-2010, 02:49 PM
That's in North Park

Houshyamama
04-17-2010, 02:50 PM
That's in North Park

yeah, close enough.

StugotsIII
04-17-2010, 02:51 PM
I made sex to Peyton Hillis.


It was iffy at best.

baja
04-17-2010, 02:52 PM
yeah, close enough.

here's my fav for cooked meat in SD;

http://www.reidogado.net/

Houshyamama
04-17-2010, 03:01 PM
here's my fav for cooked meat in SD;

http://www.reidogado.net/

Ah man, I gotta try that. I ****ing love Brazillian BBQ

gunns
04-17-2010, 03:07 PM
and destroys libido

Nothing worse than having sex with a drunk. Sloppy, sloppy.....where the term "are you done yet" comes from.

baja
04-17-2010, 03:10 PM
Ah man, I gotta try that. I ****ing love Brazillian BBQ

They got the best salad bar in SD too.

Let me know what you think

baja
04-17-2010, 03:12 PM
Nothing worse than having sex with a drunk. Sloppy, sloppy.....where the term "are you done yet" comes from.

The good part of it is it only last 2 minutes.

baja
04-17-2010, 03:14 PM
Have any of you ever used coconut oil to to liberally massage each other everywhere as a prelude to sex. Off the charts erotic.

Warning throw an old sheet on the bed first.

Dr. Broncenstein
04-17-2010, 03:19 PM
Have any of you ever used coconut oil to to massage each other everywhere as a prelude to sex. Off the charts erotic.

Warning throw an old sheet on the bed first.

I'm getting a smellavisual, and it's grossing me out.

baja
04-17-2010, 03:19 PM
Let's hear some of your favorite fore play enjoyments.

Please keep it clean don't want to lose this great thread.

I think it is special that we have men & women participating in this thread let's not spoil that with vulgar responses

So keep it clean ladies. ;D

baja
04-17-2010, 03:21 PM
I'm getting a smellavisual, and it's grossing me out.

First you poo poo the nettie pot now this....

Have you actually ever smelled coconut oil. It's is one of my favorite smells. Mildly nutty. Wonderful!

baja
04-17-2010, 03:22 PM
I have great fun with a long feather.

baja
04-17-2010, 03:23 PM
Creative use of an ice cube is very sensual.

baja
04-17-2010, 03:24 PM
I like to burn Coppal incense

Dr. Broncenstein
04-17-2010, 03:26 PM
First you poo poo the nettie pot now this....

Have you actually ever smelled coconut oil. It's is one of my favorite smells. Mildly nutty. Wonderful!

So is my dookie.

I'm not a fan of anything oily on my skin... or food-ish things involved with sexytime. Thigh-highs and pigtails.... now we're talking.

Archer81
04-17-2010, 03:29 PM
As a man, who sleeps with other men the idea of foreplay is how long it takes to get my pants off.

:Broncos:

baja
04-17-2010, 03:31 PM
So is my dookie.

I'm not a fan of anything oily on my skin... or food-ish things involved with sexytime. Thigh-highs and pigtails.... now we're talking.

Coconut oil is not "oily" on the skin more like slippery and quickly gets absorbed and is wonder full for your skin to boot.

About twice a week after my shower I apply coconut oil from the bottom of my feet to the top of my head wait 5 minutes and get dressed and go about my business.

I am surprised a smart guy like you is so quick to pre judge

baja
04-17-2010, 03:33 PM
As a man, who sleeps with other men the idea of foreplay is how long it takes to get my pants off.

:Broncos:

Hum... well now I know I'll never be gay. ;D

Archer81
04-17-2010, 03:36 PM
Hum... well now I know I'll never be gay. ;D


Full body massage happens from time to time...but yeah. Pretty much we get right to it. Its not like a dude has to prime another dude to find the mythical G spot. Its pretty straight forward.


:Broncos:

Houshyamama
04-17-2010, 03:36 PM
Hum... well now I know I'll never be gay. ;D

Just figured that out now? Hilarious!

Archer81
04-17-2010, 03:43 PM
I committed to remaining pure until marriage when I was 17, but then I went to college and learned me a few things, but my Catholic roommate told me that oral sex doesn't count as sex, so....;D


Butt sex doesnt count either.

Not to be vulgar...oh hell...who am I kidding.


:Broncos:

baja
04-17-2010, 03:45 PM
I committed to remaining pure until marriage when I was 17, but then I went to college and learned me a few things, but my Catholic roommate told me that oral sex doesn't count as sex, so....;D

funny that's exactly what the priests tell the alter boys. ;D

gunns
04-17-2010, 03:46 PM
Let's hear some of your favorite fore play enjoyments.

Please keep it clean don't want to lose this great thread.

I think it is special that we have men & women participating in this thread let's not spoil that with vulgar responses

So keep it clean ladies. ;D

The tongue.

baja
04-17-2010, 03:47 PM
Butt sex doesnt count either.

Not to be vulgar...oh hell...who am I kidding.


:Broncos:

...and the butt is where this thread will go with those type of comments.

we don't want that do we?

baja
04-17-2010, 03:48 PM
The tongue.

Ain't that the truth.

baja
04-17-2010, 03:50 PM
actually, all smart aleck, vulgarity aside. It's better with someone you care about and everything Gunns said about the younger guys and older guys is pretty much spot on. Dated them both and I prefer the ones with more experience and who are fun and creative, and both enjoy giving and receiving.

Hey I'm old... ;D

baja
04-17-2010, 03:51 PM
Older men have less gas too.

orinjkrush
04-17-2010, 03:54 PM
its always the current moment. when i'm having sex i'm totally in love. at the moment.

its a serious problem.

baja
04-17-2010, 04:00 PM
its always the current moment. when i'm having sex i'm totally in love. at the moment.

its a serious problem.

I don't see that as a problem more like a blessing.

I think that is the way it's meant to be.

Loving the Divine in one another

Swedish Extrovert
04-17-2010, 04:50 PM
Did you notice if he had both hands above his desk? :D

I don't think I understand your question. There was no desk, we were sitting in chairs across from eachother.

He asked me about my sleeping patterns, stress levels, diet, and what kind of substances I was putting in my body, and I was honest with him.

DenverBrit
04-17-2010, 05:02 PM
I committed to remaining pure until marriage when I was 17, but then I went to college and learned me a few things, but my Catholic roommate told me that oral sex doesn't count as sex, so....;D

Presidents get impeached for that kind of talk.

But your roommate was correct! ;D

DenverBrit
04-17-2010, 05:04 PM
Older men have less gas too.

......and your check is in the mail, etc. Ha!