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baja
04-15-2010, 12:24 PM
There is a thread like this on Junkman & BM's site by this name and it is a great thread idea so I thought I would steal it and bring the idea here.

Have fun with this one....

baja
04-15-2010, 12:26 PM
It also serves as a quick reference for great or exceptionally funny posts.

Popps
04-15-2010, 12:26 PM
Dom's ebonics translation is far and away the best of 2010, thus far.

baja
04-15-2010, 12:27 PM
Dom's ebonics translation is far and away the best of 2010, thus far.

Post it Bro

Tombstone RJ
04-15-2010, 12:27 PM
Is this where I post links to all my posts on the OM?

baja
04-15-2010, 12:28 PM
Popps you are very close to the 25,00 milestone...

gunns
04-15-2010, 12:36 PM
I think it's kind of hard to quantify many posts as the post of the century. But there are some very good ones. Do those count, and how about those posts that make you scratch your head in amazement.

Killericon
04-15-2010, 12:39 PM
Dom's ebonics translation is far and away the best of 2010, thus far.

No kidding.

Also, that thread is pretty solid.

bfoflcommish
04-15-2010, 12:40 PM
04-13-2010, 02:35 PM #39
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Originally Posted by SoDak Bronco
Can someone with an ebonic dictionary translate what the hell any of this means.

Quote:
Originally Posted by BigPlayShay
This is a lame thread, but what the hell:

@ShaunPhillips95 I'm A Say Dis 1 Time & 1 Time Only Cuz Dis Da 2nd Time Dis Done Happened. Keep My Name Outta Ya Mouth Son.

Reid: I only intend on saying this once. This seems to be a frequent occurrence. Please refrain from talking about me.


Quote:
Originally Posted by BigPlayShay
@Footz95 your a joke son.

Phillips: You are foolish, sir!


Quote:
Originally Posted by BigPlayShay
@Footz95 I don't twitter beef I'm not making u famous you know where I'm at.

Phillips: I refuse to get involved with this discussion. I also refuse to enhance your notoriety by engaging in said discussion. If you would like to discuss this further - or perhaps take part in a contest of fisticuffs - you have my place of residence.


Quote:
Originally Posted by BigPlayShay
@ShaunPhillips95 Don't Get Football & Real Life Confused Son. I Wuz Dat Dude At Birth. Ask Ya Family Dey Know Me...

Reid: You are making a mistake by comparing a football contest to life off the field, sir. I was born to a position of prominence. Ask members of your family, as I believe they are familiar with me.


Quote:
Originally Posted by BigPlayShay
@Footz95 again son I don't twitter beef. I like you but I protect my team and you know me and what I stand for.

Phillips: Sir, I will reiterate that I will not engage you in a discussion using this social medium. I enjoy our relationship, but I feel a sense of loyalty to my Chargers teammates. You are familiar with my natural sense of loyalty.


Quote:
Originally Posted by BigPlayShay
@ShaunPhillips95 Don't Start BackPeddlin Now Son & Dis Ain't Got Nuttin 2 Do Wit Ya Team. Dis Is U Havin A Problem Wit Me & Flappin Ya Gums

Reid: Your retort seems to contradict your previous sentiment, and this concerns me. This discussion is not related to your Charger comrades. This is an issue between you and me; and the way you've chosen to articulate your sentiments.


Quote:
Originally Posted by BigPlayShay
@Footz95 no back peddling I just don't beef to fly for that. Well in that case so much for being nice u know where I'm at.

Phillips: I have not contradicted anything. I just don't intend to engage you in this manner. If you intend to follow this line of attack, I will no longer do it good-naturedly. I will just reiterate what I said earlier. You are aware of my place of residence.


Quote:
Originally Posted by BigPlayShay
@ShaunPhillips95 & Dis Ain't No Beef Twitter Beef None Of Dat. Dis Me Addressin What I Been Hearin. Point Blank Period

Reid: This is not a discussion over social mediums. That is not accurate. This is my way of responding to rumors I have been hearing. I am being direct with you.


Quote:
Originally Posted by BigPlayShay
@Footz95 I got the same number if u wanna know u can call son. That's what addressing it is.

Phillips: You have my telephone number. Feel free to reach out to me directly, sir. That is the manner through which I would prefer to carry out future discussions on this matter.


Quote:
Originally Posted by BigPlayShay
@ShaunPhillips95 Ain't Got Dat But Imma Call Our Mutual Friend Dat U Got Mad At In Miami Cuz She Only Knew Ya Jersey # Cuz Its Da Same As Me

Reid: I think you are mistaken - I don't have a current telephone number for you. I will ask a common friend we have in Miami, Florida for clarification on this matter. She claims you became angry with her. She identified you by the number on your jersey. She remembered it, as we share the same number.


Quote:
Originally Posted by BigPlayShay
@Footz95 lol when u get a starting job call me.

Phillips: I am laughing right now. When you become more adept and successful at your profession, please give me a telephone call.

baja
04-15-2010, 12:41 PM
I think it's kind of hard to quantify many posts as the post of the century. But there are some very good ones. Do those count, and how about those posts that make you scratch your head in amazement.

Any post you feel is worthy to be included on this thread qualifies.

baja
04-15-2010, 12:42 PM
This would be a good thread to sticky - what say you mods? ;D

Dagmar
04-15-2010, 12:43 PM
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Dagmar
04-15-2010, 12:46 PM
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Dagmar
04-15-2010, 12:50 PM
broncosteven posted this a few years back.

http://img461.imageshack.us/img461/9110/orangesunset123106ho2.jpg

Dagmar
04-15-2010, 12:54 PM
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Dagmar
04-15-2010, 12:55 PM
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Dagmar
04-15-2010, 12:55 PM
And who can forget...

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showpost.php?p=1199002&postcount=1

baja
04-15-2010, 12:56 PM
I would like to post TJ's OP on the gutless thread but I can't find it, help someone?

Also TJ's OP as to why Shanahan would not be going anywhere days before he was fired.

baja
04-15-2010, 12:57 PM
great choice Dag...

Official Countdown of the Worst Posters on the Orange Mane:

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Loser Number 10: WaffleBoy

Why he sucks: Front runner. Troll. Shows up talking when his latest bandwagon team wins, but rarely seen when they lose

Defining moment: Feigning offense when people accused him of craving Big Ben's love juice.

Good points: Okay, this was a tough pick right off the bat. Personally, I don't mind Waffle, but the nearly universal contempt he generates cannot be ignored.

Potential for redemption: He would have to want to change and that's not going to happen.

The bubble picks were Smelvin and Errand. I disqualified Smelvin because he's more of a personal groupie of mine rather than an overall board nuisance. Errand just sucks the life out of any thread quicker than anybody I've ever seen.
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Loser Number 9: yavoon

Why he sucks: Drama King in Shorthand. Almost unbelievably argumentative. Seems to get along with virtually no other posters. Most of his discussions degenerate into name calling.

Defining moment: Rolling into Dodge and declaring some crap WR for Cleveland (forget who offhand) is better than Rod Smith.

Good points: Sometimes raises solid points. Not afraid to argue the unpopular side of an argument.

Potential for redemption: Too miserable as a human being to ever be likable.
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Loser Number 8: W*GS

Why he sucks: Non-Bronco fan/right wing ideologue. Whined about the goddamn stadium issue non-stop for five straight years. Jealous of Bowlen's money and making us suffer as a result.

Defining moment: N/A. Fortunately, I don't see him enough to pick one lowlight.

Good points: He mainly posts on threads I have no interest in opening.

Potential for redemption: None.
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Loser Number 7: GonzoLays -

Why he sucks: Fancies himself a provocative iconoclast, but he's really just a race baiting attention whore. Besmirches the memory of the great Richard Pryor by attaching his avatar image to one crappy take after another.

Defining moment: Trolls too consistently to narrow down one particular thread or post.

Good points: Shows flashes of rudimentary sports knowledge when he forgets his schtick is to be an annoying asshat 24/7.

Potential for redemption: Unlikely. Too fascinated by his own immaturity.
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Losers Number 6 and 5: Iowanian and crazyhorse

Why they suck: They're Chief fans. Unduly impressed by their own repartee. Nothing is worse than the dullard who believes he's witty and that sums up both of these guys.

Newsflash, goofballs. A person's sense of humor is unique to that particular individual. Obviously, that means we all think our own jokes are funny. Most people aren't funny. Both of you combined don't equal one clever poster. Perhaps you should pool IQs and begin posting as one moron.

Defining moments: Crazyhorse sending me rep that "complimented" me by saying my post sounded like something he would say.

Good points: They don't suck as badly as Eye Patch.

Potential for redemption: They're Chief fans. Not bloody likely.
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Loser Number 4: Watermock

Why he sucks: There are 57,000 reasons.

Defining moment: Pick a banning, any banning.

Good points: Somewhat humbled by the recent game of WhackaMock that breaks out whenever he posts something off topic these days.

Potential for redemption: Truthfully, the thrice-banned former board bad boy has cleaned up his act a little bit already. He still sucks, though.
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Loser Number 3: Bob's Your Information Minister

Why he sucks: Craves abuse and demands ritual beatdowns on a daily basis.

Defining moment: Banned for disrespecting the Son of God.

Good point: People find a cathartic release in treating him like a bloated virgin punching bag.

Potential for redemption: Minimal. Obviously, Knob's a closet Bronco fan, but he knows he would incur even more wrath if he officially switched allegiances.
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Loser Number 2: MajikMan7

Why he sucks: Generation Why slacker. Has never posted anything worthwhile and its likely he never will. His parents must feel dead inside when they look at him.

Defining moment: The amazing gayness of his collection of hair care products.

Good point: Favorite player is a Polish/American.

Potential for redemption: He might grow up some day.
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And the Number 1 Forum Loser for the Summer of 2006: Angry Llama

Why he sucks: Biggest drama king on the Mane. Biggest poser on the Mane. Bizarre compulsion to immerse himself in mindless hype over this week's favorite athlete. Author of spectacular hissy fit meltdowns when his teams inevitably choke. No sense of perspective or slightest inkling of how he's perceived on this board.

Defining moment: Predicting a sweep for the Mavs in The Finals and then disappearing for several days after they inevitably choked.

Good points: His transparent and pretentious affectations, and inability to handle defeat like an adult, make him ripe for parody.

Potential for redemption: I hope he never changes.

bronco militia
04-15-2010, 01:00 PM
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showpost.php?p=2804759&postcount=398

04-14-2010, 12:47 PM #398
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Josh better make good use of all these draft picks, or the team will be screwed.

Giving all these draft picks the last 2 years to Josh McDaniels is like giving a retarded man a giant pile of coke, $100,000, and some strippers to have a good time with for the night.

Someone will be doing some coke, someone will be having sex, and the $100,000 will be gone at the end of night, but the retarded man will just run around making noise and jacking off all over the place.

Dagmar
04-15-2010, 01:18 PM
Lol baja.

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=86055

Dagmar
04-15-2010, 01:22 PM
These two combined = GENIUS.


http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=75466
http://i40.tinypic.com/10gcifq.png


http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=75568
http://i39.tinypic.com/16l0da1.png

You are welcome baja. Please don't ban me Taco...

baja
04-15-2010, 01:24 PM
thanks dag

tsiguy96
04-15-2010, 01:32 PM
he got the "offensive core is bailing on us" part right...

Pick Six
04-15-2010, 02:21 PM
http://i43.tinypic.com/2djayvo.png

That doesn't really count, IMO. It was a lame April Fool's joke. The other ones you posted are classic, especially Jake's meltdown...Ha!

Dagmar
04-15-2010, 02:31 PM
That doesn't really count, IMO. It was a lame April Fool's joke. The other ones you posted are classic, especially Jake's meltdown...Ha!

lol, I'm so stupid, I should have checked the date!

To make up for it, the START of an EPIC thread.

http://i43.tinypic.com/2lvn0bk.png
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=35929

baja
04-15-2010, 02:34 PM
Come on guys and gals this is a sure fire fun thread ( a place to acknowledge and vent and tease without malice) IF you will participate.

Great job Dag Rep!

Popps
04-15-2010, 02:38 PM
Popps you are very close to the 25,00 milestone...

http://www.culch.ie/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/yay.jpg

Dagmar
04-15-2010, 02:46 PM
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It was very big of SoCal I think.

baja
04-15-2010, 02:47 PM
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It was very big of SoCal I think.

Classy especially for a Nixon fan. :twokisses:welcome::peace:

Dagmar
04-15-2010, 03:49 PM
I was expecting epic, but I tried man!

KevinJames
04-15-2010, 03:58 PM
04-13-2010, 02:35 PM #39
DomCasual
The Dude abides.





Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: SLC, UT
Posts: 10,117

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Quote:
Originally Posted by SoDak Bronco
Can someone with an ebonic dictionary translate what the hell any of this means.

Quote:
Originally Posted by BigPlayShay
This is a lame thread, but what the hell:

@ShaunPhillips95 I'm A Say Dis 1 Time & 1 Time Only Cuz Dis Da 2nd Time Dis Done Happened. Keep My Name Outta Ya Mouth Son.

Reid: I only intend on saying this once. This seems to be a frequent occurrence. Please refrain from talking about me.


Quote:
Originally Posted by BigPlayShay
@Footz95 your a joke son.

Phillips: You are foolish, sir!


Quote:
Originally Posted by BigPlayShay
@Footz95 I don't twitter beef I'm not making u famous you know where I'm at.

Phillips: I refuse to get involved with this discussion. I also refuse to enhance your notoriety by engaging in said discussion. If you would like to discuss this further - or perhaps take part in a contest of fisticuffs - you have my place of residence.


Quote:
Originally Posted by BigPlayShay
@ShaunPhillips95 Don't Get Football & Real Life Confused Son. I Wuz Dat Dude At Birth. Ask Ya Family Dey Know Me...

Reid: You are making a mistake by comparing a football contest to life off the field, sir. I was born to a position of prominence. Ask members of your family, as I believe they are familiar with me.


Quote:
Originally Posted by BigPlayShay
@Footz95 again son I don't twitter beef. I like you but I protect my team and you know me and what I stand for.

Phillips: Sir, I will reiterate that I will not engage you in a discussion using this social medium. I enjoy our relationship, but I feel a sense of loyalty to my Chargers teammates. You are familiar with my natural sense of loyalty.


Quote:
Originally Posted by BigPlayShay
@ShaunPhillips95 Don't Start BackPeddlin Now Son & Dis Ain't Got Nuttin 2 Do Wit Ya Team. Dis Is U Havin A Problem Wit Me & Flappin Ya Gums

Reid: Your retort seems to contradict your previous sentiment, and this concerns me. This discussion is not related to your Charger comrades. This is an issue between you and me; and the way you've chosen to articulate your sentiments.


Quote:
Originally Posted by BigPlayShay
@Footz95 no back peddling I just don't beef to fly for that. Well in that case so much for being nice u know where I'm at.

Phillips: I have not contradicted anything. I just don't intend to engage you in this manner. If you intend to follow this line of attack, I will no longer do it good-naturedly. I will just reiterate what I said earlier. You are aware of my place of residence.


Quote:
Originally Posted by BigPlayShay
@ShaunPhillips95 & Dis Ain't No Beef Twitter Beef None Of Dat. Dis Me Addressin What I Been Hearin. Point Blank Period

Reid: This is not a discussion over social mediums. That is not accurate. This is my way of responding to rumors I have been hearing. I am being direct with you.


Quote:
Originally Posted by BigPlayShay
@Footz95 I got the same number if u wanna know u can call son. That's what addressing it is.

Phillips: You have my telephone number. Feel free to reach out to me directly, sir. That is the manner through which I would prefer to carry out future discussions on this matter.


Quote:
Originally Posted by BigPlayShay
@ShaunPhillips95 Ain't Got Dat But Imma Call Our Mutual Friend Dat U Got Mad At In Miami Cuz She Only Knew Ya Jersey # Cuz Its Da Same As Me

Reid: I think you are mistaken - I don't have a current telephone number for you. I will ask a common friend we have in Miami, Florida for clarification on this matter. She claims you became angry with her. She identified you by the number on your jersey. She remembered it, as we share the same number.


Quote:
Originally Posted by BigPlayShay
@Footz95 lol when u get a starting job call me.

Phillips: I am laughing right now. When you become more adept and successful at your profession, please give me a telephone call.

now thats hilarious :thumbs: