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DomCasual
04-12-2010, 06:46 PM
We're pretty much BFF.

Her birthday is Wednesday. I haven't decided what I should get her yet.

This would probably be a good reason for you stalkers to post Renee Herlocker pictures.

bronco militia
04-12-2010, 06:49 PM
fag

orinjkrush
04-12-2010, 06:49 PM
yeah, so....

its not like she's gorgeous or nuthin...

she's the second best lookin girl in the world, she could be a part time hooker!
(flight of the concords)

http://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/image/article/104/1040291/renee-herlocker-20091028084017494-000.jpg

DomCasual
04-12-2010, 06:51 PM
fag

Jealousy will get you nowhere. What can you expect when you're on top? You know? It's like Napoleon. When he was the king, you know, people were just constantly trying to conquer him, you know, in the Roman Empire. So, it's history repeating itself all over again.

Chris
04-12-2010, 07:17 PM
She will defriend you for creating a thread about it.

Houshyamama
04-12-2010, 07:46 PM
yeah, so....

its not like she's gorgeous or nuthin...

she's the second best lookin girl in the world, she could be a part time hooker!
(flight of the concords)

http://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/image/article/104/1040291/renee-herlocker-20091028084017494-000.jpg

and when she's out on the street, she'd definitely be in the top 3 (depending on the street).

bronco militia
04-12-2010, 08:05 PM
Jealousy will get you nowhere. What can you expect when you're on top? You know? It's like Napoleon. When he was the king, you know, people were just constantly trying to conquer him, you know, in the Roman Empire. So, it's history repeating itself all over again.

Ha!

broncosteven
04-12-2010, 08:29 PM
Is she in a Coffee Multilevel Marketing scheme with Rod Smith or is she just lonely like the rest of us who are on the IntErnEtS?

BowlenBall
04-12-2010, 08:32 PM
and when she's out on the street, she'd definitely be in the top 3 (depending on the street).

She could be an air hostess... in the 60s!

Wes Mantooth
04-12-2010, 08:52 PM
and when she's out on the street, she'd definitely be in the top 3 (depending on the street).

Probably have to keep her regular job.

misturanderson
04-12-2010, 08:53 PM
yeah, so....

its not like she's gorgeous or nuthin...

she's the second best lookin girl in the world, she could be a part time hooker!
(flight of the concords)

http://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/image/article/104/1040291/renee-herlocker-20091028084017494-000.jpg

You're so beautiful. Like a tree...or a high class prostitute.

Los Broncos
04-13-2010, 12:07 AM
She has sharp knees.

Bronco Boy
04-13-2010, 12:08 AM
Her thumbs are all f'd up.

Los Broncos
04-13-2010, 12:10 AM
Her thumbs are all f'd up.

See Megan Fox.

Bronco Yoda
04-13-2010, 12:13 AM
A little known fact... If you look closely, her tramp stamp says 'Bronco Yoda'. just saying...

Los Broncos
04-13-2010, 12:18 AM
A little known fact... If you look closely, her tramp stamp says 'Bronco Yoda'. just saying...

Yeah. I thought it said that.

Dr. Broncenstein
04-13-2010, 02:39 AM
You're so beautiful.... you could be a waitress.

dbfan21
04-13-2010, 06:59 AM
yeah, so....

its not like she's gorgeous or nuthin...

she's the second best lookin girl in the world, she could be a part time hooker!
(flight of the concords)

http://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/image/article/104/1040291/renee-herlocker-20091028084017494-000.jpg

Tattoo on the lower back...might as well be a bullseye.

Houshyamama
04-14-2010, 11:22 AM
A little known fact... If you look closely, her tramp stamp says 'Bronco Yoda'. just saying...

that's funny, I thought it said: "Prepare to go where many, MANY men have gone before."

DomCasual
04-14-2010, 11:27 AM
You guys are all being really hurtful in this thread. This is one of my best friends you're talking about, you insensitive bastards.

I still remember the day I got that Facebook friend request from her. It's like it was yesterday.

elsid13
04-14-2010, 11:28 AM
You guys are all being really hurtful in this thread. This is one of my best friends you're talking about, you insensitive bastards.

I still remember the day I got that Facebook friend request from her. It's like it was yesterday.

i am sure Spider will be willing to hug you and make all the pain go away.

DomCasual
04-14-2010, 11:33 AM
i am sure Spider will be willing to hug you and make all the pain go away.

If he came near me, I would drop him with a throat punch so fast, it would make his head spin.

elsid13
04-14-2010, 11:36 AM
If he came near me, I would drop him with a throat punch so fast, it would make his head spin.

Such violent thoughts, might get you de-friended by Renee. We all know girls like gay hairy truckers.

DomCasual
04-14-2010, 12:35 PM
Such violent thoughts, might get you de-friended by Renee. We all know girls like gay hairy truckers.

Damn you.

elsid13
04-14-2010, 12:38 PM
Damn you.

Does this mean we can not be BFF on facebook??? Renee I have an opening.

DomCasual
04-14-2010, 12:40 PM
Does this mean we can not be BFF on facebook??? Renee I have an opening.

Don't you talk about her like that, you damn guy.

elsid13
04-14-2010, 12:44 PM
Don't you talk about her like that, you damn guy.

it too late. My BFF Facebook friendship is only offered once. :welcome:

HILife
04-14-2010, 12:47 PM
that's funny, I thought it said: "Prepare to go where many, MANY men have gone before."

Ok, I"m not from Denver so I'm missing the joke. Is she like a prositute by day and hooker by night?

worm
04-14-2010, 12:49 PM
Ok, I"m not from Denver so I'm missing the joke. Is she like a prositute by day and hooker by night?

Naw. Just some good ole Mormon humor.

7\16ths of the Worlds comedians are Mormon.

DomCasual
04-14-2010, 12:55 PM
it too late. My BFF Facebook friendship is only offered once. :welcome:

WAIT! Okay. Let's be BFF! We can conquer the world together.

DomCasual
04-14-2010, 12:56 PM
Naw. Just some good ole Mormon humor.

7\16ths of the Worlds comedians are Mormon.

HAHAHAHA Bastards.

I might not even be Mormon, for all you know. I might just say that to get chicks.

HILife
04-14-2010, 12:57 PM
WAIT! Okay. Let's be BFF! We can conquer the world together.

Can I get in on that? I don't have a Facebook account, but I'm down for the whole, you know, world domination thing.

Beantown Bronco
04-14-2010, 12:58 PM
Ok, I"m not from Denver so I'm missing the joke. Is she like a prositute by day and hooker by night?

If that were the case, I would've moved to Denver years ago.

DomCasual
04-14-2010, 12:59 PM
Can I get in on that. I don't have a Facebook account, but I'm down for the whole, you know, world domination thing.

You could maybe run Africa. There are some growth opportunities there, I think.

HILife
04-14-2010, 01:02 PM
You could maybe run Africa. There are some growth opportunities there, I think.

Can I have Japan too? I hear they sale underwear in vending machinces.

elsid13
04-14-2010, 01:08 PM
WAIT! Okay. Let's be BFF! We can conquer the world together.

To late. The wolf pack (Spider, Hotrod, theDave, Pez and Miss I) has been assembled and we are about to raid the country raping sheep and burning virgins, while drinking wine coolers and taking pics of puppy dogs. We had a place for you but we now decide to give it to Renee.

Dr. Broncenstein
04-14-2010, 01:22 PM
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Traveler
04-14-2010, 01:28 PM
She has an appearance in the upcoming Iron Man 2 movie. Nothing significant. One of the dancers. Congrats to her anyway.

broncocalijohn
04-14-2010, 01:28 PM
Her thumbs are all f'd up.

oh, not that again :giggle:

DomCasual
04-14-2010, 01:33 PM
To late. The wolf pack (Spider, Hotrod, theDave, Pez and Miss I) has been assembled and we are about to raid the country raping sheep and burning virgins, while drinking wine coolers and taking pics of puppy dogs. We had a place for you but we now decide to give it to Renee.

Miss I and Renee will never get along. And Pez is a ra-tard.