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Rohirrim
04-07-2010, 08:56 AM
I've never heard of anything so bizarre.

There are so many scopolamine cases that they usually don't make the news unless particularly bizarre. One such incident involved three young Bogota women who preyed on men by smearing the drug on their breasts and luring their victims to take a lick.

Losing all willpower, the men readily gave up their bank access codes. The breast-temptress thieves then held them hostage for days while draining their accounts.

http://www.biopsychiatry.com/scopolamine/borrachero.html

PRBronco
04-07-2010, 09:00 AM
/sigh of relief

Dude I thought they made a drug that reanimates the dead, scared me for a second there.

Taco John
04-07-2010, 09:05 AM
/sigh of relief

Dude I thought they made a drug that reanimates the dead, scared me for a second there.

I was envisioning something a little different, more akin to that Will Smith movie where the living turned into super zombies.

bfoflcommish
04-07-2010, 09:16 AM
boooooooooooo i was hoping for real zombies! that way I dont have to get in make up and costume al lthe time, I could just stay that way forever.

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_-FkBr2JkVeg/S7JIdNPgV_I/AAAAAAAAAPY/JKqXgmlQpjs/s912/DSC02407.JPG

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_-FkBr2JkVeg/S7JIaYgK05I/AAAAAAAAAPI/7JAs_0Kckgo/s912/DSC02401.JPG

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_-FkBr2JkVeg/S7JIXjj02zI/AAAAAAAAAOw/0TSoXrVF6Pw/s912/DSC02391.JPG

Rohirrim
04-07-2010, 09:28 AM
I think this is some scary ****. Imagine if this stuff made it to the U.S.? Bank robbers could slip it into bank coffee machines and then just walk around with bags, collecting money. Think of the sex crimes that would be perpetrated? It's already been used to get people to empty their bank accounts. How about government agencies using this stuff in interrogations? Very weird.

Mogulseeker
04-07-2010, 09:34 AM
Zombie drug: indica

Tombstone RJ
04-07-2010, 10:53 AM
Bogota woman: "Lick my boobs!"
Me: "Ok, can I nibble on the nips or just lick?"
Bogota woman: "Just lick, no nibble for you!"
Me: "Uh, I don't get it."
Bogota woman: "Shut up and lick!"
Me: "Uh, where?"
Bogota woman: "All over, just get on with it!"
Me: "Do I get hand job or something?"
Bogota woman: "No, just lick my boobs!"
Me: "Uh, this is kind of wierd. How about I tap that azz?"
Bogota woman: "Forget it, get out of here!"
Me: "I just don't understand women...."

gyldenlove
04-07-2010, 11:02 AM
That is some sinister ****, who can say no to boobs

crowebomber
04-07-2010, 11:05 AM
If the girl has a nice rack, guys will drain their bank accounts anyway. So, I won't be convinced this stuff actually works until I see pictures or actually do some licking myself.

Tombstone RJ
04-07-2010, 11:17 AM
Bogota woman: "Lick my boobs!"
Me: "What, no 'Hello, my name is...'
Bogota woman: "Shut up and lick!"
Me: "Can I have a beer first?"
Bogota woman: "You don't need a beer, just lick!"
Me: "Ok, but before I start-a-lick'n, will you pet my chicken?"
Bogota woman: "GET OUT!"

Popps
04-07-2010, 11:19 AM
If the girl has a nice rack, guys will drain their bank accounts anyway.

/thread.

bowtown
04-07-2010, 11:21 AM
Bogota woman: "Lick my boobs!"
Me: "What, no 'Hello, my name is...'
Bogota woman: "Shut up and lick!"
Me: "Can I have a beer first?"
Bogota woman: "You don't need a beer, just lick!"
Me: "Ok, but before I start-a-lick'n, will you pet my chicken?"
Bogota woman: "GET OUT!"

You really need to learn to lick first and ask questions later.

Requiem
04-07-2010, 11:23 AM
Blowin' on that Sativa, name of da reefa.

Tombstone RJ
04-07-2010, 11:23 AM
You really need to learn to lick first and ask questions later.

Translation: Tombstone RJ, not good with the ladies...

Tombstone RJ
04-07-2010, 11:42 AM
Bogota woman: "Lick my boobs!"
Me: "Ok, but they smell funny"
Bogota woman: "Don't worry about that, it's all good."
Me, under severe peer pressure: "Ok, slurp, slurp, sluurp, oh yah, you sexy thing, slurp, slurp, how's that? yah, you love it, slurp, slurp...."
Bogota woman a few minutes later: "How do you feel?"
Me: "Huh, what?"
Bogota woman: "How do you feel?"
Me: "Oh baby, I love you. I love everything about you, you know that!"
Bogota woman: "Tell me your bank card number."
Me: "Uh, I can't remember it, but I still love you."
Bogota woman: "TELL ME YOUR BANK CARD NUMBER!"
Me: "Your powers are enchanting, I am your slave"
Bogota woman: "Then tell me the number."
Me: "Three, is the magic number, three is the magic number, three is the magic number."
Bogota woman: "Shut up! Now, tell me your bank card number."
Me: "Yes, I will tell you now, you complete me."
Bogota woman: "What is the number?!?"
Me: "Its around here somewhere, hold on while I call my mom."
Bogota woman: "GET OUT!"

lookin' glass
04-07-2010, 12:27 PM
If the girl has a nice rack, guys will drain their bank accounts anyway. So, I won't be convinced this stuff actually works until I see pictures or actually do some licking myself.

No kidding. I'm pretty sure it works. It's been twenty years, when is it supposed to wear off?

Archer81
04-07-2010, 12:39 PM
Bogota woman: "Lick my boobs!"
Me: Ok, but I'm not into that.
Bogota woman: "Don't worry about that, it's all good."
Me: I dont think you understand...
Bogota woman: Are you looking at this rack?
Me: Uhh...what?
Bogota woman: Seriously. These are perfect.
Me: Umm...they are lovely...but i dont think you under...
Bogota woman: Lick!
Me: I...I dont want to.
Bogota woman: LICK THEM NOW!
Me: Fine...geeze...I'll lick your tits. Chill the f out.
Bogota woman: Nevermind. This is not worth it.
Me: What? You ask me to nibble your bits and you change your mind when I agree?
Bogota woman: Yes.
Me: This is why I dont sleep with women.
Bogota woman: This toxin is making my nipples go numb.
Me: What in the who now?
Bogota woman: Uhh...Que?

:Broncos:

HILife
04-07-2010, 12:40 PM
sign me up for the boob licking thing.