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Archer81
03-24-2010, 09:51 AM
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/03/24/terrorists-use-explosives-breast-implants-crash-planes-experts-warn/

Terrorists Could Use Explosives in Breast Implants to Crash Planes, Experts Warn

The Sun

Plastic surgeons using explosive-laden breast implants in homicide bombers could be a new terror tactic that current airport scanning methods may miss.


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File photo shows a silicone gel breast implant.
Female homicide bombers are being fitted with exploding breast implants which are almost impossible to detect, British spies have reportedly discovered.

The shocking new Al Qaeda tactic involves radical doctors inserting the explosives in women's breasts during plastic surgery making them "virtually impossible to detect by the usual airport scanning machines."

It is believed the doctors have been trained at some of Britain's leading teaching hospitals before returning to their own countries to perform the surgical procedures.

MI5 has also discovered that extremists are inserting the explosives into the buttocks of some male bombers.

"Women suicide bombers recruited by Al Qaeda are known to have had the explosives inserted in their breasts under techniques similar to breast enhancing surgery," Terrorist expert Joseph Farah claims.

The lethal explosives called PETN are inserted inside plastic shapes during the operation, before the breast is then sewn up.

The discovery of these methods was made after London-educated Nigerian Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab came close to blowing up an airliner in the U.S. on Christmas Day.

He had stuffed explosives inside his underpants.

Hours after he had failed, Britain's intelligence services began to pick up "chatter" emanating from Pakistan and Yemen that alerted MI5 to the creation of the lethal implants.

A hand-picked team investigated the threat which was described as "one that can circumvent our defense."

Top surgeons have confirmed the feasibility of the explosive implants.

Explosive experts allegedly told MI5 that a sachet containing as little as five ounces of PETN could blow "a considerable hole" in an airline's skin, causing it to crash.


:Broncos:

Los Broncos
03-24-2010, 09:54 AM
That's pretty scary.

oubronco
03-24-2010, 10:06 AM
It's a boobie trap

Beantown Bronco
03-24-2010, 10:10 AM
Great, now all chicks with big boobs are going to be turned away at the gates.......as if I needed one more reason to stop flying.

edgemyster
03-24-2010, 10:35 AM
Oh, hey, how about that... source = The Sun.

http://www.circlemakers.org/Img/sun_1_05.jpg

Pony Boy
03-24-2010, 10:38 AM
Great, don't have to explain to the wife why I'm staring at other women’s boobs....

Requiem
03-24-2010, 10:41 AM
Sir, stop furthering your agenda to hate on women! ;)

Garcia Bronco
03-24-2010, 10:44 AM
If Alley Ackbar starts ****ing with the Titty Supply then they will be defeated.

missingnumber7
03-24-2010, 10:50 AM
If Alley Ackbar starts ****ing with the Titty Supply then they will be defeated.

Must have something to do with the lack of virgins and the upswing of infidels.

DomCasual
03-24-2010, 11:09 AM
:worthless

Dagmar
03-24-2010, 11:12 AM
:worthless

You asked for it.

From this
http://www.prettyboring.com/files/images/tara-reid-fhm-shoot3.preview.jpg

to this
http://www.topnews.in/light/files/tara_reid.jpg

In less than 7 years.

Beantown Bronco
03-24-2010, 11:18 AM
:worthless

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oubronco
03-24-2010, 11:28 AM
http://upload.moldova.org/movie/actors/t/tara_reid/tara-reid-anorexic.jpg (http://upload.moldova.org/movie/actors/t/tara_reid/tara-reid-anorexic.jpg)

oubronco
03-24-2010, 11:28 AM
http://imstars.aufeminin.com/stars/fan/tara-reid/tara-reid-20061111-178024.jpg

Taco John
03-24-2010, 11:28 AM
What a BS story. They must think that we're all idiots to believe such fairy tales.

Dagmar
03-24-2010, 11:32 AM
http://upload.moldova.org/movie/actors/t/tara_reid/tara-reid-anorexic.jpg (http://upload.moldova.org/movie/actors/t/tara_reid/tara-reid-anorexic.jpg)

http://blog.internetnews.com/apatrizio/do-not-want-dog.jpg

Fedaykin
03-24-2010, 11:49 AM
Like I say all the time. No amount of security will protect you from a dedicated group of terrorists.

The only way to win the 'war or terror' is to stop creating terrorists.

Cool Breeze
03-24-2010, 11:58 AM
That could be a lot of plastique

http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/10/08-15/pam_anderson_jugs.jpg

Miss I.
03-24-2010, 12:03 PM
Ahhh crap, that means I am going to have to take off more than my shoes at the airport when I got through security. Damn...;D

But you know, one person has dealt with a similar threat...it's time to contact...

Austin Powers.

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oubronco
03-24-2010, 12:05 PM
just let us know when your flyin

Cool Breeze
03-24-2010, 12:20 PM
Yes do let us know.
We can be quite supportive...

Pony Boy
03-24-2010, 12:35 PM
26280

gyldenlove
03-24-2010, 01:16 PM
Why not just take a fattie and replace the stomach fat with c4? you could fit a lot more into a 500 lb fattie than you could in triple Es.

Beantown Bronco
03-24-2010, 01:20 PM
Why not just take a fattie and replace the stomach fat with c4? you could fit a lot more into a 500 lb fattie than you could in triple Es.

Airlines are starting to lay the hammer on the more robust individuals. Good luck even trying to get on a flight if you're over 300 lbs.....unless you bought out the row in advance.

Bronco Yoda
03-24-2010, 01:39 PM
I'm still waiting for the adjustable implants to come out. That's one remote control I'm springing for all the options.

Hold on to something babe...I'm in the mood for Double E's today with a #3 lift. Let's try that new twirling propeller motion for fun. what does this red button do again?

:)

El Guapo
03-24-2010, 02:46 PM
it's a boobie trap

Hilarious!

Houshyamama
03-24-2010, 03:20 PM
Great, now all chicks with big boobs are going to be turned away at the gates.......as if I needed one more reason to stop flying.

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