View Full Version : Where were you when the broncos drafted Hillis

03-16-2010, 06:44 PM
I had just cooked a couple of grilled cheese sandwiches and was in the den of my house watching a documentary about Ben Franklin on tv. I had my laptop next to me and saw the broncos pick on ESPNs draft site.

03-16-2010, 06:57 PM
Strangely enough, at that exact time, I was being chased by a tiger. As I was being chased I fell and slipped off a cliff. Luckily there was a tree growing several feet below the lip and I grabbed a branch that saved me. But when I looked down I saw another hungry tiger waiting for me at the base of the cliff. I felt in my heart that I would soon die. Just then I noticed a portable TV next to me on the branch. Somehow it was running and playing coverage of the draft. At that exact moment we drafted Hillis. I knew then that he would be the greatest back of the millennium.

03-16-2010, 06:59 PM
I was in the speaking of butts thread drooling.

03-16-2010, 09:44 PM
I was Worshiping the Devil at the time

03-16-2010, 09:45 PM
Butt seks. Was a good weekend.


03-16-2010, 09:55 PM
Chewing my fingernails off hoping we would draft Hillis.

03-16-2010, 10:02 PM
Praying we would sign Jamey Richard.

03-16-2010, 10:50 PM
I remember being glued to the television, eating a double cheeseburger and fries from In & Out. I then heard Peyton's name called, and yelled hell yes out my door , we just drafted one of Peyton Mannings little brothers !

03-16-2010, 11:25 PM
Butt seks. Was a good weekend.



03-16-2010, 11:41 PM
Trying to rub one out when all of a sudden I received a mobile alert that Hillis was drafted. At that very moment....I finished.

Los Broncos
03-16-2010, 11:52 PM
I was swimming with sharks and all of sudden the earth shook.

Come to find out it was the drafting of Hillis.

Huge mistake trading him, the curse is on.

03-17-2010, 12:00 AM
I was in NYC and right after the announcement of us drafting Hillis there was a huge rally in the streets of NYC by Broncos fans. Cars being tipped, fires started, looting and robbing going on everywhere, people rejoicing and babies crying at the thought of the greatest gift the Denver Broncos could have ever hoped for: Peyton Hillis.

The MVPlaya
03-17-2010, 12:04 AM
Looking at the naked pictures of Megan Fox when she was younger.


03-17-2010, 12:07 AM
Some say Hillis was born of a virgin, under a star only seen every 2000 years. Three wise men are said to have left his family gifts and warned of a short and sinister man who would attempt to minimalize and limit Hillis' impact on the world...they say this sinister figure is clothed in a hoodie, and comes from a line of Kings hailing from the kingdom of Ohio...They also warned this man is but the servant of the dark one, who bears the mark of a "crown" with three "rings"...surely we are in for dark times if this has come to pass...


Bronco Yoda
03-17-2010, 01:43 AM
I was in the desert... riding a camel... carring a gift of myrr for the newborn legend...

03-17-2010, 01:57 PM
I was rereading Failure is not an Option.

03-17-2010, 02:03 PM
Looking at the naked pictures of Megan Fox when she was younger.


LOL!!! Good one.....

03-17-2010, 02:18 PM
I was doing a 3-some with Megan Fox and Peyton Hillis.

Hercules Rockefeller
03-17-2010, 02:23 PM
I don't remember where I was exactly, I just know that all of a sudden all was right with the world.

03-17-2010, 02:27 PM
I was standing in the kitchen holding an ornate serving platter laden with a delicious spread for dinner. At that moment the camera zoomed in and I dropped the platter. It fell to the floor in slow motion and the shot froze on the shattering dish. Music played: "mmmm whatcha saaaaaay...."

03-17-2010, 04:38 PM
I was cleaning up virgin blood.

03-17-2010, 04:50 PM
We concieved our first child. Her name is Peyton.

03-17-2010, 04:54 PM
I had just escaped from prison, and that disease you get from deer mice pee and poop had got a hold of me. I knew right then it was a lousy pick.


03-17-2010, 04:56 PM

03-17-2010, 04:58 PM

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