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Archer81
02-28-2010, 10:58 PM
Alright, up late, working on a ****ing power point, and have Conan the Barbarian on in the background. I watch it for awhile...(Krom...) and just surf until I land on Barb Wire...I ended up having a debate in my head about which of these two movies I want to watch, which got me thinking. What movies do you guys know are horrible, but you watch it anyway?


:Broncos:

Dagmar
02-28-2010, 11:11 PM
Alright, up late, working on a ****ing power point, and have Conan the Barbarian on in the background. I watch it for awhile...(Krom...) and just surf until I land on Barb Wire...I ended up having a debate in my head about which of these two movies I want to watch, which got me thinking. What movies do you guys know are horrible, but you watch it anyway?


:Broncos:

Armageddon and Independence day.

El Jué
02-28-2010, 11:12 PM
All movies featuring James Woods, Nicholas Cage or Ben Affleck.

Dagmar
02-28-2010, 11:16 PM
All movies featuring James Woods, Nicholas Cage or Ben Affleck.

Wrong.

The Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call - New Orleans
The Weather Man
Adaptation
Bringing Out the Dead
Leaving Las Vegas
Raising Arizona

El Jué
02-28-2010, 11:20 PM
Wrong.

The Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call - New Orleans
The Weather Man
Adaptation
Bringing Out the Dead
Leaving Las Vegas
Raising Arizona

I'll give you Raising Arizona (because Cage's ****ty acting actually worked for the Coens). Leaving Las Vegas could have been a good movie, but Cage laid a giant turd throughout.

Baba Booey
02-28-2010, 11:26 PM
Youngblood

Dagmar
02-28-2010, 11:26 PM
I'll give you Raising Arizona (because Cage's ****ty acting actually worked for the Coens). Leaving Las Vegas could have been a good movie, but Cage laid a giant turd throughout.

No he did not.

Have you seen Herzog's Bad Lieutenant? He is brilliant.

We can agree to disagree. He is a very divisive actor. I enjoy his work. Adaptation was a tour de force in my opinion. I equate him to Keanu Reeves, an actor whom is mocked mercilessly. Reeves has starred in The Matrix, Speed, Point Break. One of the biggest casting stories is Will Smith turned down the role of Neo. Will Smith is an excellent movie star but could never have given a performance as understated as Reeves and the movie would have been much worse for it........

I have gone on a tangent, sorry.

El Jué
02-28-2010, 11:36 PM
No he did not.

Have you seen Herzog's Bad Lieutenant? He is brilliant.

We can agree to disagree. He is a very divisive actor. I enjoy his work. Adaptation was a tour de force in my opinion. I equate him to Keanu Reeves, an actor whom is mocked mercilessly. Reeves has starred in The Matrix, Speed, Point Break. One of the biggest casting stories is Will Smith turned down the role of Neo. Will Smith is an excellent movie star but could never have given a performance as understated as Reeves and the movie would have been much worse for it........

I have gone on a tangent, sorry.

I forgot to add anything Keanu Reeves has ever been in to my list.

I guess if untalented is divisive, then Cage is divisive.

Dagmar
02-28-2010, 11:39 PM
I forgot to add anything Keanu Reeves has ever been in to my list.

I guess if untalented is divisive, then Cage is divisive.

Adaptation is a GENIUS film.

Beantown Bronco
03-01-2010, 03:42 AM
All movies featuring James Woods

Diggstown is a great movie.

Killericon
03-01-2010, 03:56 AM
Well, it's a TV show, and it's all intentional, but I'm really enjoying Garth Marenghi's Darkplace.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNfQ0ORwSDM

Atwater His Ass
03-01-2010, 03:56 AM
Both Conan movies are awesome btw.

But I do have a man crush on Arnold. I also love Pumping Iron.

Bronco Yoda
03-01-2010, 04:06 AM
Sappy, gooey chick flicks. Anything with Meg, zellweger or Tom Hanks in it.




Did I just say that out-loud?


errr... I meant Chuck Norris. That's what I said...

WolfpackGuy
03-01-2010, 04:12 AM
Caddyshack II and Rocky V

chadta
03-01-2010, 04:26 AM
anything with hot chicks and bare breasts

like the straight to dvd american pies, ski patrol, or the like

Killericon
03-01-2010, 05:40 AM
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ColoradoDarin
03-01-2010, 05:41 AM
There is only one correct answer to this question.



ROAD HOUSE.

Punisher
03-01-2010, 05:43 AM
http://www.filmid.planet.ee/pilt/POSTER%20-%20THE%20TOXIC%20AVENGER%20%282%29.JPG

Man-Goblin
03-01-2010, 05:47 AM
Netflix streaming just got Howard the Duck. I think I've watched it 3 times already.

TheElusiveKyleOrton
03-01-2010, 05:47 AM
Super Troopers
Club Dread
Beer Fest
(That covers the Broken Lizard films)

Undercover Brother

Stuff with a lot of nudity is always cool.

Hogan11
03-01-2010, 06:18 AM
There is only one correct answer to this question.



ROAD HOUSE.

Oh Man...one of the great unintentional comedies of our time.

Speaking of unintentional comedies, has anyone watched Saturday Night Fever lately? This movie has become more hysterical with each passing year....the edited for TV version is even funnier.

Clash Of The Titans was another one, but I see they're coming out with a remake of that....hopefully, it won't tarnish the original's extreme campiness.

jmz313
03-01-2010, 06:22 AM
Super Troopers
Club Dread
Beer Fest
(That covers the Broken Lizard films)

Undercover Brother

Stuff with a lot of nudity is always cool.

Come on, Super troopers is not bad. its Hillarious. Great Comedy.

gunns
03-01-2010, 06:30 AM
Oh Man...one of the great unintentional comedies of our time.

Speaking of unintentional comedies, has anyone watched Saturday Night Fever lately? This movie has become more hysterical with each passing year....the edited for TV version is even funnier.

Clash Of The Titans was another one, but I see they're coming out with a remake of that....hopefully, it won't tarnish the original's extreme campiness.

Loved Clash of the Titans, and SNF was on cable this weekend, I watched at least half of it before the kids came over and groaned about it. Never was a real fan of it but now it's just comical. They do get more hysterical as time goes by. Others I watch are Night of the Comet, Silver Bullet, and one where the big brother is taken to outer space to fight the galaxy, he lives with his mom and little brother in a trailer park....cannot remember the name. I don't know why I watch them. Mindless entertainment

Beantown Bronco
03-01-2010, 06:36 AM
and one where the big brother is taken to outer space to fight the galaxy, he lives with his mom and little brother in a trailer park....cannot remember the name.

The Last Starfighter? Classic.

Hogan11
03-01-2010, 06:39 AM
Loved Clash of the Titans, and SNF was on cable this weekend, I watched at least half of it before the kids came over and groaned about it. Never was a real fan of it but now it's just comical. They do get more hysterical as time goes by. Others I watch are Night of the Comet, Silver Bullet, and one where the big brother is taken to outer space to fight the galaxy, he lives with his mom and little brother in a trailer park....cannot remember the name. I don't know why I watch them. Mindless entertainment

Yeah...don't get me wrong, as a kid, I hated SNF when it was having it's heyday. I was clued into it's comedic value in the late 80's, so I checked it out again and they were right....talk about something that has aged badly, it could be the worst aging movie of all time.

Archer81
03-01-2010, 06:40 AM
Killer Clowns from Outer Space, Black Sheep (a horrible, horrible horror story, but pure comedy otherwise, not Chris Farley version), Red Sonja.


:Broncos:

gunns
03-01-2010, 06:43 AM
The Last Starfighter? Classic.

That's it.

bronco militia
03-01-2010, 06:47 AM
Paul Blart: Mall Cop...you guys should pick up a copy on Blue Ray

Dukes
03-01-2010, 06:48 AM
Starship Troopers.

TheDave
03-01-2010, 06:49 AM
Starship Troopers.

Beat me by 1 min...

http://iusedtohavehair.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/starship_troopers.jpg

no-pseudo-fan
03-01-2010, 06:49 AM
Y.P.F. I watched just for the title. Not enough F for me.

Archer81
03-01-2010, 06:50 AM
http://iusedtohavehair.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/starship_troopers.jpg


THEY'RE AFRAID!



:Broncos:

bronco militia
03-01-2010, 06:51 AM
Starship Troopers.

I love that movie

HILife
03-01-2010, 06:54 AM
Wrong.

The Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call - New Orleans
The Weather Man
Adaptation
Bringing Out the Dead
Leaving Las Vegas
Raising Arizona

The Rock

HILife
03-01-2010, 06:58 AM
I forgot to add anything Keanu Reeves has ever been in to my list.

I guess if untalented is divisive, then Cage is divisive.

http://images.hollywood.com/cms/300x375/5329986.jpg

Archer81
03-01-2010, 07:02 AM
http://tinyurl.com/yfgzea3


:Broncos:

ColoradoDarin
03-01-2010, 07:06 AM
http://tinyurl.com/yfgzea3


:Broncos:

Apparently Bio Dome was supposed to be Bill & Ted's 3, but Keanu wasn't on board, so they reworked the plot a little bit and got Pauly Shore and Stephen Baldwin...

http://www.mgm.com/mgm/images/box-cd/BIODOME-box_hires_cd.jpg

Yikes.

Dukes
03-01-2010, 07:08 AM
Iron Eagle

no-pseudo-fan
03-01-2010, 07:24 AM
No Police Academy

Beantown Bronco
03-01-2010, 07:24 AM
Men at Work

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Dukes
03-01-2010, 07:31 AM
Men at Work

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Hahahaha that was a great movie.

"I hate cops! I hate rent-a-cops too!!"

azbroncfan
03-01-2010, 07:32 AM
I'll give you Raising Arizona (because Cage's ****ty acting actually worked for the Coens). Leaving Las Vegas could have been a good movie, but Cage laid a giant turd throughout.

I agree Cage is a terrible actor outside of Raising Arizona and he was good in Lord of War too. Other than that he is giving Reeves a run for the worst overrated big name actor in hollywood.

azbroncfan
03-01-2010, 07:35 AM
No he did not.

Have you seen Herzog's Bad Lieutenant? He is brilliant.

We can agree to disagree. He is a very divisive actor. I enjoy his work. Adaptation was a tour de force in my opinion. I equate him to Keanu Reeves, an actor whom is mocked mercilessly. Reeves has starred in The Matrix, Speed, Point Break. One of the biggest casting stories is Will Smith turned down the role of Neo. Will Smith is an excellent movie star but could never have given a performance as understated as Reeves and the movie would have been much worse for it........

I have gone on a tangent, sorry.

Speed really? That is a good movie for this list that is a pretty bad movie. Pt Break was OK but Reeves was second fiddle to Swayze and that movie would of been a bust without him.

no-pseudo-fan
03-01-2010, 07:39 AM
Hahahaha that was a great movie.

"I hate cops! I hate rent-a-cops too!!"

Time to do the Nasty

WolfpackGuy
03-01-2010, 08:04 AM
Men at Work


Awesome movie

"Someone done thrown away a perfectly good white boy."

brother love
03-01-2010, 08:08 AM
Ghoulies
Return of the living dead (1985) version
Planet of the Apes (original)
The Punisher
Fright Night
Spies Like Us
Better Of Dead

ColoradoDarin
03-01-2010, 08:09 AM
Awesome movie

"Someone done thrown away a perfectly good white boy."

Wasn't that Better Off Dead?

bronco militia
03-01-2010, 08:11 AM
that was Better off Dead

FAIL

Beantown Bronco
03-01-2010, 08:18 AM
Wasn't that Better Off Dead?

that was Better off Dead

FAIL

He didn't fail at all. Similar lines are in both movies.

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WolfpackGuy
03-01-2010, 08:32 AM
Yeah, it was in Better Off Dead too, but that would belong in a GOOD movie thread.

bronco militia
03-01-2010, 08:40 AM
my bad....

we need a thread for 'movies that are so bad you don't watch again'

Beantown Bronco
03-01-2010, 08:42 AM
my bad....

we need a thread for 'movies that are so bad you don't watch again'

Two recent ones come to my mind instantly:

Balls of Fury
Land of the Lost (Will Farrell version)

bronco militia
03-01-2010, 08:50 AM
Two recent ones come to my mind instantly:

Balls of Fury
Land of the Lost (Will Farrell version)

i'll watch land of the lost again :approve:

balls of fury...no

paul blart mall cop....god no!!!!

Dukes
03-01-2010, 08:53 AM
Spies Like Us

How dare you sir! That is a classic!

WolfpackGuy
03-01-2010, 08:57 AM
balls of fury...no

paul blart mall cop....god no!!!!

Mall Cop was effin horrible.

That Asian chick in Balls of Fury is the ONLY reason to watch that movie.

Pony Boy
03-01-2010, 09:11 AM
Me, Myself & Irene,.... stupid, stupid, stupid but I watch it every time it comes on.....

Vagiclean....whats wrong a little extra cheese on the taco......

Beantown Bronco
03-01-2010, 09:14 AM
Me, Myself & Irene,.... stupid, stupid, stupid but I watch it every time it comes on.....

Vagiclean....whats wrong a little extra cheese on the taco......

She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough.

bronco militia
03-01-2010, 09:19 AM
Supertroopers.....right meow

SonOfLe-loLang
03-01-2010, 09:20 AM
Hackers...every single time its on

Br0nc0Buster
03-01-2010, 09:24 AM
Supertroopers is pretty dumb but I would prolly still watch it on TV

I watched Batman and Robin the other day on tv, well about half of it.
Its so dumb its almost comical

Tombstone RJ
03-01-2010, 09:26 AM
What's that movie with Harrison Ford where he goes to Paris with his wife and she get's kidnapped due to a luggage mix up? It seems to be on quite a bit and I always think to myself "Why am I watching this... again?"

dbfan21
03-01-2010, 09:54 AM
She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough.

...Better put a rush on that.

Funny stuff!

Beantown Bronco
03-01-2010, 09:56 AM
What's that movie with Harrison Ford where he goes to Paris with his wife and she get's kidnapped due to a luggage mix up? It seems to be on quite a bit and I always think to myself "Why am I watching this... again?"

Frantic

BroncoLifer
03-01-2010, 10:00 AM
There is only one correct answer to this question.



ROAD HOUSE.


Amen. I love it when Mr. Swayze utters maybe the stupidest movie line of all time: "Pain don't hurt."

2nd place for me was on cable Sat night: Gone in 60 seconds.

bronco militia
03-01-2010, 10:02 AM
Star Wars Episode I,II,III...all three are terrible.

but it's star wars...you have to watch

Rabb
03-01-2010, 10:09 AM
Hackers...every single time its on

HAhahahahahaha me too!

and how can anyone list Super Troopers here...that movie is awesome

I recently have had a thing for Step Brothers....I could watch Boats n' Hoes on an endless loop

Rabb
03-01-2010, 10:11 AM
Star Wars Episode I,II,III...all three are terrible.

but it's star wars...you have to watch

not counting Jar Jar...Annakin just ruins those movies for me, he is such a douche

bowtown
03-01-2010, 10:12 AM
She's All That (one of my favorite teen flicks of all time)

On the Line (a real craptastic piece of genius staring Lance Bass)

The Man Who Knew Too Little (anyone other than Bill murray in this movie and it would be unwatchable.)

Spies Like Us (you know you love it... but come on, it's a terrible movie.)

Rabb
03-01-2010, 10:16 AM
She's All That (one of my favorite teen flicks of all time)

On the Line (a real craptastic piece of genius staring Lance Bass)

The Man Who Knew Too Little (anyone other than Bill murray in this movie and it would be unwatchable.)

Spies Like Us (you know you love it... but come on, it's a terrible movie.)

get out

just...get out

bronco militia
03-01-2010, 10:16 AM
Napoleon Dynamite

gosh!

WolfpackGuy
03-01-2010, 10:17 AM
Spies Like Us (you know you love it... but come on, it's a terrible movie.)

Too bad we had to wait until the last half hour to see Vanessa Angel.

http://www.chevychasecentral.com/spieslikeus/vanessa_angel.jpg

DenverBrit
03-01-2010, 10:28 AM
I love the classic stinkers.


Wayne at his worst, so bad it's comedy gold.

http://www.sonicbomb.com/files/articles/wayne/conqueror.jpg

"Yonder lies the castle of my fadder"

Never actually said, but was one of the great movie urban legends because of Tony's Bronx accent.

http://cdn2.ioffer.com/img/item/107/868/509/o_Vk6tn44lct5iTfT.jpg

Crushaholic
03-01-2010, 10:31 AM
Fletch
Gremlins
any Indiana Jones movie AFTER Raiders of the Lost Ark

SonOfLe-loLang
03-01-2010, 10:37 AM
She's All That (one of my favorite teen flicks of all time)

On the Line (a real craptastic piece of genius staring Lance Bass)

The Man Who Knew Too Little (anyone other than Bill murray in this movie and it would be unwatchable.)

Spies Like Us (you know you love it... but come on, it's a terrible movie.)

Im with you on she's all that. Not one funny joke in the whole teen comedy, yet i love it

Beantown Bronco
03-01-2010, 10:41 AM
I'm on the fence about whether or not this one should be even considered a "bad" movie......I love it, but I've had others say it sucks.

It sucks me in every time. As a matter of fact, it just got me last night even though it was on I think the Lifetime channel and they absolutely butchered two of the best parts of the movie.

Mr. Brooks

BlaK-Argentina
03-01-2010, 10:41 AM
I agree Cage is a terrible actor outside of Raising Arizona and he was good in Lord of War too. Other than that he is giving Reeves a run for the worst overrated big name actor in hollywood.

"Hey have you ever been dragged to the sidewalk and beaten till you... um... PISSED BLOOD!!!!!!!!" !Booya!

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Cito Pelon
03-01-2010, 10:43 AM
Anything by the Three Stooges.

bronco militia
03-01-2010, 10:44 AM
I'm on the fence about whether or not this one should be even considered a "bad" movie......I love it, but I've had others say it sucks.

It sucks me in every time. As a matter of fact, it just got me last night even though it was on I think the Lifetime channel and they absolutely butchered two of the best parts of the movie.

Mr. Brooks

I thought that movie was awesome

Dukes
03-01-2010, 10:52 AM
I'm on the fence about whether or not this one should be even considered a "bad" movie......I love it, but I've had others say it sucks.

It sucks me in every time. As a matter of fact, it just got me last night even though it was on I think the Lifetime channel and they absolutely butchered two of the best parts of the movie.

Mr. Brooks

Hahaha I was watching it on Lifetime as well. I don't think it's that bad, but it is one movie I will always watch

broncosteven
03-01-2010, 10:53 AM
I am watching Miami Vice on DVD on loan from the library.

Does that count?

Crushaholic
03-01-2010, 10:55 AM
I am watching Miami Vice on DVD on loan from the library.

Does that count?


That was a pretty bad movie. However, I put that in the category of "bad movie and will NEVER watch again"...

Garcia Bronco
03-01-2010, 10:57 AM
There is only one correct answer to this question.



ROAD HOUSE.

The Double Douche.

Garcia Bronco
03-01-2010, 10:59 AM
Star Wars Episode I,II,III...all three are terrible.

but it's star wars...you have to watch

You are on crack. Those movies are awesome.

Garcia Bronco
03-01-2010, 11:01 AM
For me it would have to be "Clash of the Titans", "Summer Rental", "Better of Dead", and "One Crazy Summer".

I **** you not they have all been on on the same day.

broncosteven
03-01-2010, 11:02 AM
That was a pretty bad movie. However, I put that in the category of "bad movie and will NEVER watch again"...

I meant the original series. I forgot they made a movie.

The original series is like watching Manhunter produced by a highschool. Every now and then it works well and there are glimpes of the Original Manhunter but then you can see where they had to make concessions because of the budget.

OABB
03-01-2010, 11:02 AM
the dark night.

MplsBronco
03-01-2010, 11:04 AM
Weekend at Bernie's.

Crushaholic
03-01-2010, 11:07 AM
the dark night.

That's pretty bold of you to say that, but I agree with you. Heath Ledger's Joker is the only reason to watch that movie...

Dukes
03-01-2010, 11:08 AM
Weekend at Bernie's.

1 or 2? :~ohyah!:

Beantown Bronco
03-01-2010, 11:08 AM
the dark night.

I thought bowtown was insane for saying that Tebow wasn't going to be drafted at all, but calling "The Dark Knight" a bad movie is "eat my own poop while banging my own sister, bat sh*t crazy" talk.

Dukes
03-01-2010, 11:09 AM
For me it would have to be "Clash of the Titans", "Summer Rental", "Better of Dead", and "One Crazy Summer".

I **** you not they have all been on on the same day.

You can throw Summer School in there as well.

WolfpackGuy
03-01-2010, 11:11 AM
"One Crazy Summer"


The Bobcat Goldthwait scene as Godzilla was hilarious.

OABB
03-01-2010, 11:13 AM
That's pretty bold of you to say that, but I agree with you. Heath Ledger's Joker is the only reason to watch that movie...

I don't understand all the excitement over it. Of course "Crash" won best picture, so what do I know.

SoDak Bronco
03-01-2010, 11:14 AM
I am a huge fan of Tremors...just the first one, I've watched it quite a few times..

bombay
03-01-2010, 11:15 AM
Zoolander. I don't know why, but it's funny.

OABB
03-01-2010, 11:15 AM
I am a huge fan of Tremors...just the first one, I've watched it quite a few times..

tremors is a very good movie. a great throwback to b movies of the 1950's. Only it had a tight story and great characters and good scifi monsters.

DenverBrit
03-01-2010, 11:16 AM
tremors is a very good movie. A great throwback to b movies of the 1950's. Only it had a tight story and great characters and good scifi monsters.

+1

Beej
03-01-2010, 11:21 AM
Demolition Man

Dukes
03-01-2010, 11:24 AM
All morning I've been trying to think of this movie, and the Official I called it thread made me realize it. The Replacements, I can't count how many times I've seen that.

OABB
03-01-2010, 11:26 AM
cleavagefield.

Hogan11
03-01-2010, 11:29 AM
Ed Wood

Nothing beats Sarah Jessica Parker asking if she really has a face like a horse Ha!

OABB
03-01-2010, 11:30 AM
desperate living by John Waters.

bronco militia
03-01-2010, 11:33 AM
Porn is bad, yet we watch it over and over and over......

does that count. ;D

bronco militia
03-01-2010, 11:35 AM
You are on crack. Those movies are awesome.

LOL

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/funny-pictures-red-shoes-cat-stupid.jpg

Dagmar
03-01-2010, 11:46 AM
"Hey have you ever been dragged to the sidewalk and beaten till you... um... PISSED BLOOD!!!!!!!!" !Booya!

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What movie is that from I HAVE to see it!

DenverBrit
03-01-2010, 11:58 AM
What movie is that from I HAVE to see it!

Matchstick men. ;)

bombay
03-01-2010, 12:05 PM
Loved. Loooved. Loaved! The Peter Sellers Pink Panther movies.

gunns
03-01-2010, 12:15 PM
I meant the original series. I forgot they made a movie.

The original series is like watching Manhunter produced by a highschool. Every now and then it works well and there are glimpes of the Original Manhunter but then you can see where they had to make concessions because of the budget.

I absolutely loved Miami Vice back in the day. Reruns are now on cable and I still love watching although the cheese is all the more apparent. The old clothes, the dramatic acting.....but it's great!

Dagmar
03-01-2010, 12:22 PM
Matchstick men. ;)

Oh, I have seen it. Good movie. Memory like a sieve.

ScottXray
03-01-2010, 12:23 PM
Actors that automatically mean "boy this sucks!"

Val Kilmer
Tom Cruise
The Baldwin boys (Steven , Alec (less so) and the other one)
Charlie Sheen
Louis Gosset Jr. (everything since Officer and a Gentleman)
Lately...Morgan Freeman
Last 5 movies...Kevin Costner

Actresses:
Kirsten Dunst
Sarah Jessica Parker
Last 5 movies...Meryl Streep

Many others based on acting alone...but most at least are good eye candy.

bronco militia
03-01-2010, 12:23 PM
Friday

bronco militia
03-01-2010, 12:24 PM
Friday after next

Beantown Bronco
03-01-2010, 12:25 PM
Actors that automatically mean "boy this sucks!"

Lately...Morgan Freeman


Invictus and The Dark Knight just in the last 2 years....

bronco militia
03-01-2010, 12:26 PM
Next Friday

ScottXray
03-01-2010, 12:30 PM
Invictus and The Dark Knight just in the last 2 years....

Haven't seen Invictus...and I forgot about Dark Knight too.
But he has made some real crap too. Okay...strike him, as its
not automatic Shyt .

Tombstone RJ
03-01-2010, 12:34 PM
You can throw Summer School in there as well.

Summer School with Mark Harmon? That's a classic.

bronco militia
03-01-2010, 12:37 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qM0JHH3J5TI/SWjrDOiKEII/AAAAAAAAAJY/W8SHku29Gng/s400/OVERBOARD.jpg

Tombstone RJ
03-01-2010, 12:39 PM
Anyone seen Tango and Cash? Yah... more crap from Stallone with some Kurt Russell thrown in.

Tombstone RJ
03-01-2010, 12:42 PM
Stallone has made some real stinkers:

1. Many of the Rocky movies suck
2. Rambo started to suck
3. Cop flicks (Maybe Cop Town is ok)
4. Comedies, seriously, why even go there?

Archer81
03-01-2010, 12:46 PM
Hackers...every single time its on


Dude me too. Hackers saving the world on a 14.4kbps modem...


:Broncos:

OABB
03-01-2010, 12:49 PM
My name is Bruce.

Archer81
03-01-2010, 12:54 PM
Dune.

The movie makes no ****ing sense, yet I watch it every time...

Killer Tomatoes, any John Hughes flick.

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WolfpackGuy
03-01-2010, 12:58 PM
My name is Bruce.

You NEVER see this or the sequel "They Still Call Me Bruce" anymore.

Both are stupid and funny as hell.

Blueflame
03-01-2010, 01:01 PM
My husband likes "Fair Game" but only because of Cindy Crawford...

TheDave
03-01-2010, 01:07 PM
My husband likes "Fair Game" but only because of Cindy Crawford...

I like Cindy Crawford too much to to watch that movie again.


She made Howie Long look like DeNiro... 8')

Blueflame
03-01-2010, 01:11 PM
I like Cindy Crawford too much to to watch that movie again.


She made Howie Long look like DeNiro... 8')

I actually kinda like Howie Long as an actor... he's better than Brian Bosworthless. (just mentioning another name that almost immediately signals "le suck").

bronco militia
03-01-2010, 01:14 PM
STONE COLD! badddd!

but I'll watch it every time I find it LOL

TheDave
03-01-2010, 01:15 PM
I actually kinda like Howie Long as an actor... he's better than Brian Bosworthless. (just mentioning another name that almost immediately signals "le suck").



I totally forgot about the Boz... and one of the greatest ****ty movies ever made!!!

http://ak.buy.com/db_assets/large_images/646/204335646.jpg

Dukes
03-01-2010, 01:21 PM
Executive Decision, watched it two sundays in a row.

Mogulseeker
03-01-2010, 03:28 PM
Really bad movies that I watch anyway: stupid comedy movies a la Dude Where's my Car and the Scary Movie series. I don't know why.

Mogulseeker
03-01-2010, 03:30 PM
Oh, and anything with boobs in it.

Good boobs. None of that Kathy Bates in About Schmidt BS.

OABB
03-01-2010, 03:35 PM
Fire it up I think it's called. The one wher the fratboys bEcome cheerleaders. The bad guy in it makes me pee a little. He's a ten and a half in crocs.

dbfan4life
03-01-2010, 04:00 PM
Airplane.

Quite possibly the dumbest movie ever made but I laugh my ass off everytime I see it.

chadta
03-01-2010, 04:08 PM
anything with paul e shore

encino man
son in law
bio dome
18 again

ColoradoDarin
03-01-2010, 04:38 PM
Fire it up I think it's called. The one wher the fratboys bEcome cheerleaders. The bad guy in it makes me pee a little. He's a ten and a half in crocs.

Fired Up? That movie is pretty awesomely bad. One of the lead actors in that movie was 31 playing a high school student....

Who also starred in one of my favorites - Not Another Teen Movie

OCBronco
03-01-2010, 05:21 PM
Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle

Half Baked

Anything with Arnold from the 80's: Raw Deal, Commando, etc.

RonDaChamp24
03-01-2010, 05:39 PM
Year One

jebures
03-01-2010, 07:01 PM
Netflix streaming just got Howard the Duck. I think I've watched it 3 times already.

This is the winner, I absolutely love this movie but everyone else thinks it is so terrible

jebures
03-01-2010, 07:08 PM
Spies Like Us
Nothing But Trouble
Fletch
Adventures of Baron Munchasen
Baseketball
Beetlejuice
Death Becomes Her
Ernest Goes to Jail

OABB
03-01-2010, 07:14 PM
This is the winner, I absolutely love this movie but everyone else thinks it is so terrible

Agreed. I saw it in the theater and loved it. Than I had to pretend to hate it for so long. God I love the mane.

Bronco Yoda
03-01-2010, 07:14 PM
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Great theme music too...
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OABB
03-01-2010, 07:15 PM
Escape from la is my favorite now that I've been reminded.

davidtkd
03-01-2010, 07:28 PM
I'd have to throw in GymKata. But I have to go with Road House and (almost) anything with Steven Segal in it.

El Jué
03-01-2010, 08:03 PM
I always thought Ishtar was funny as hell in a way that I'm not entirely certain they intended for it to be.

BlaK-Argentina
03-01-2010, 08:16 PM
I caught this one on TV the other day and was laughing my ass off at how bad it was but kept watching: Snakes on a plane. (I think that was the name)

kdissette
03-01-2010, 08:17 PM
Tremors!!!!

jebures
03-01-2010, 08:17 PM
Escape from la is my favorite now that I've been reminded.

I have the Escape from New York Special Edition 2 disc set, ya I am lame, but it only cost $5 brand new

jebures
03-01-2010, 08:19 PM
Tremors!!!!

I own all 4 of these movies, they get progressively worse

cutthemdown
03-01-2010, 09:00 PM
Road House- But I really dig Jeff Healy band.

cutthemdown
03-01-2010, 09:01 PM
Escape From New York isn't a bad movie....Or does that just mean it really belongs on this list!!!!!

Cmon that movie is classic. Now Escape From LA, that was bad.

OABB
03-01-2010, 09:25 PM
Escape From New York isn't a bad movie....Or does that just mean it really belongs on this list!!!!!

Cmon that movie is classic. Now Escape From LA, that was bad.

qft....you always nail it man..

Hogan11
03-01-2010, 11:29 PM
Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle.

Have to disagree on this one, I thought the H&K movies were as funny as they are dumb....not terrible and unintentional comedies at all.

I would have to include Deathproof & Planet Terror here...I love the films, but they're regarded as major flops.

BroncoMan4ever
03-01-2010, 11:45 PM
Y.P.F. I watched just for the title. Not enough F for me.

i agree that movie sucked. But Diora Baird was in it which actually makes it watchable, because she is so hot and so stacked i could actually get a boner watching her read the paper

http://freakshowplanet.com/images/babes/babes_archive_2/diora_baird-5003.jpg

http://www.zerooitocentos.org/wp-content/gallery/diora-baird-na-maxim/diora-baird-maxim-02.jpg

http://www.maplejuice.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/diora-baird-fhmx2.jpg

BroncoMan4ever
03-01-2010, 11:50 PM
Supertroopers.....right meow

super troopers is an awesome movie.

it will always be a movie i watch because around the time it 1st came out, i was working in a video store with a few friends and we used to play the cat game on customers, and were constantly stoned watching movies there.

BroncoMan4ever
03-01-2010, 11:54 PM
Fletch
Gremlins
any Indiana Jones movie AFTER Raiders of the Lost Ark

come on you have to give some credit to The Last Crusade because while it isn't on the level of Raiders of the Lost Ark, in comparison with Temple of Doom and Crystal Skull**** it was a damn american classic.

chadta
03-02-2010, 04:26 AM
up in smoke, or anythign else cheech and chong

Beantown Bronco
03-02-2010, 06:29 AM
Wow. There are MAYBE five movies mentioned in this thread that I don't love in a completely deranged, sexual way.

OOJack
03-02-2010, 08:51 AM
http://www.horrorsociety.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/critters.jpg
(http://www.horrorsociety.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/critters.jpg)

Crushaholic
03-02-2010, 09:24 AM
come on you have to give some credit to The Last Crusade because while it isn't on the level of Raiders of the Lost Ark, in comparison with Temple of Doom and Crystal Skull**** it was a damn american classic.

OK. Last Crusade was the "best" of the sequels, but that isn't saying much...:rofl:

Br0nc0Buster
03-02-2010, 09:25 AM
Napolean Dynamite

jonny1
03-02-2010, 09:29 AM
How could anyone miss the greatest guilty pleasure of all for bad movies . . .


Showgirls

Crushaholic
03-02-2010, 09:52 AM
How could anyone miss the greatest guilty pleasure of all for bad movies . . .


Showgirls

Even WITH the nekkid girls, I have no desire to see this gawd-awful movie twice...Hilarious!

Sir_Robin
03-02-2010, 10:13 AM
Airplane.

Quite possibly the dumbest movie ever made but I laugh my ass off everytime I see it.

Funny stuff. I love it too.

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Traveler
03-02-2010, 10:30 AM
Passenger 57!

"Always bet on black!"

Dukes
03-02-2010, 11:10 AM
Judgement Night
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51ZQWZ64RKL._SL500_AA240_.jpg

Archer81
03-02-2010, 11:11 AM
Flash Gordon.


:Broncos:

Kaylore
03-02-2010, 11:11 AM
http://freethoughtsociety.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/highlander.jpg

Archer81
03-02-2010, 11:12 AM
http://freethoughtsociety.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/highlander.jpg


Pump the brakes, kid. That man is a national treasure.


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gyldenlove
03-02-2010, 11:24 AM
Mortal Kombat, Bloodsport, Convoy.

Rohirrim
03-02-2010, 11:55 AM
Galaxy Quest. That's just a silly ass movie but for some reason I love it.

BroncoLifer
03-02-2010, 12:03 PM
For some unknowable reason, I love the really bad, really corny '60s Japanese monster movies: Rodan, Mothra, etc.

And especially my favorite, Monster Zero:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invasion_of_Astro-Monster

Beantown Bronco
03-03-2010, 06:50 AM
Bad(der) Santa
Unbreakable

TheElusiveKyleOrton
03-03-2010, 07:04 AM
Forgetting Sarah Marshall

THAT IS THE MOTHER OF MY UNBORN CHILD!

Crushaholic
03-03-2010, 09:03 AM
Forgetting Sarah Marshall

THAT IS THE MOTHER OF MY UNBORN CHILD!

The hippie rocker was hilarious.
:thumbs:

Dagmar
03-03-2010, 09:16 AM
The hippie rocker was hilarious.
:thumbs:

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SonOfLe-loLang
03-03-2010, 09:22 AM
Forgetting Sarah Marshall

THAT IS THE MOTHER OF MY UNBORN CHILD!

This one gets funnier every time i watch it.

"Oh no, the shirt! Take my eyes, but not the shirt!"

cutthemdown
03-03-2010, 09:30 AM
qft....you always nail it man..

Unless I have to actually swing a hammer.

tsr28
03-03-2010, 11:27 AM
Mannequin - Bad good

Mannequin 2 - Bad Bad

Crushaholic
03-05-2010, 11:33 PM
How could I forget one of my favorite "bad movies", Pee-Wee's Big Adventure? It's a horrible movie with a horrible premise, but it cracks me up every time...:rofl:

huh??
03-07-2010, 11:32 AM
Anybody see Shakes the Clown?

http://listentoleon.net/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/shakes-the-clown.jpg

huh??
03-07-2010, 11:40 AM
How about Kung Pow: Enter the Fist?

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1110958/photo_10_hires.jpg

broncosteven
03-07-2010, 01:54 PM
I cannot turn off Dragon Slayer.

R8R H8R
03-07-2010, 04:45 PM
As a John Candy fan, I'll watch "Who's Harry Crumb?" every time it's on, but it is not a good film.

Not sure these two qualify for "bad" movies, but they are kinda dumb:

Spaceballs - May the Schwartz be with you! I love that line.

Little Shop of Horrors - Ellen Greene is the bomb in this movie.

Natedog24
03-07-2010, 11:20 PM
THEY'RE AFRAID!

http://www.spaceg.com/multimedia/collection/YTMND%20dot%20com/its%20afraid.jpg

Yeah love me some Starship Troopers. Pretty solid soundtrack for a bad movie too.

Killericon
03-07-2010, 11:45 PM
http://www.spaceg.com/multimedia/collection/YTMND%20dot%20com/its%20afraid.jpg

Yeah love me some Starship Troopers. Pretty solid soundtrack for a bad movie too.

SUCH good times.

Clark
03-08-2010, 08:09 AM
It's no contest...Starship Troopers

listopencil
03-08-2010, 08:40 AM
http://freethoughtsociety.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/highlander.jpg


HOW DARE YOU?

That is, with just a bit of alcohol, one of the greatest movies of all time. Even completely sober it's a classic.

Arkie
03-10-2010, 10:40 AM
Sappy, gooey chick flicks. Anything with Meg, zellweger or Tom Hanks in it.




Did I just say that out-loud?


errr... I meant Chuck Norris. That's what I said...

Chuck Norris is 70 years old today! That's like 15 years older than I thought.

McDman
03-10-2010, 11:15 AM
How about one of the greatest cheesy movies of all time, "Red Dawn"! That movie freaking rocks and I watch it all the time. I don't know how I feel about the new remake of it, but it may be pretty sweet.

Also what's the one that was made in the eighties with the kid from the Wonder Years about monsters under his bed? That one is pretty great.

Archer81
03-10-2010, 11:25 AM
How about one of the greatest cheesy movies of all time, "Red Dawn"! That movie freaking rocks and I watch it all the time. I don't know how I feel about the new remake of it, but it may be pretty sweet.

Also what's the one that was made in the eighties with the kid from the Wonder Years about monsters under his bed? That one is pretty great.


Howie Mandell plays the monster in it. Blue skin, crappy biker clothes...that ending is very 80s. Go into monster land with batteries and 100 watt lights...


:Broncos:

Hogan11
03-10-2010, 11:25 AM
Bloodsport

Kumate, kumate, kumate, kumate, kumate...

It's one of mine for sure, not on the level of Roadhouse, but it's damn close

McDman
03-10-2010, 07:55 PM
Howie Mandell plays the monster in it. Blue skin, crappy biker clothes...that ending is very 80s. Go into monster land with batteries and 100 watt lights...


:Broncos:

I looked it up, it's called Little Monsters.