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Pony Boy
02-27-2010, 09:44 AM
Rowdy curling crowds; spontaneous street parties; public drunkeness. You don't have to look far for evidence that the crowds at Winter Games in Vancouver know how to have a good time.

And, as if anymore proof is needed that a wild Olympic atmosphere permeates B.C.'s largest city, now there's an apparent condom shortage.

That's right. As you read this, an emergency shipment of condoms is desperately making its way across Canada to the West Coast city.

Health officials in Vancouver have already provided 100,000 free condoms to the roughly 7,000 ahtletes and officials at the Games. That's about 14 condoms per person. But as of Wednesday, those supplies started running dangerously low.

So naturally, the Canadian Foundation for AIDS research decided to step and make sure there were no hitches in Olympic action.

"When we heard about the condom shortage in Vancouver, we felt it important to respond immediately," said Kerry Whiteside, CANFAR's Executive Director. The organization assembled three large boxes of about 8,500 condoms, much to the relief of libidos at the Olympic Village. They're expected to arrive on Thursday.

Free condoms first started to be distributed at the Olympics in Barcelona at the 1992 Games. This appears to be the first time that a shortage has struck the Games.

http://www.cbc.ca/olympics/blogs/postblog/2010/02/emergency-shipment-of-condoms-headed-to-olympic-athletes.html

Los Broncos
02-27-2010, 09:49 AM
I can pitch in with a few.

Pony Boy
02-27-2010, 10:14 AM
Yep, young, good looking and one of the best athletes in the world with a pocket full of condoms......... life just doesn't get much bettter than that......

HILife
02-27-2010, 10:19 AM
Well, looks like I'm moving to Vancouver. Seems like all the action is there. Don't worry people I'll send back pictures.

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Pony Boy
02-27-2010, 10:32 AM
Now tell me, would not having a condom stop you?

DenverBrit
02-27-2010, 10:57 AM
Now tell me, would not having a condom stop you?

No, but the freezing cold might. ;D

Haroldthebarrel
02-27-2010, 11:00 AM
He, I ended up watching the whole ladies curling finals because the Canadian skipper is this gorgeous milf.:)

baja
02-27-2010, 11:04 AM
spray on condom

http://regmedia.co.uk/2005/11/21/liquid_condom.jpg

HILife
02-27-2010, 11:29 AM
Now tell me, would not having a condom stop you?

Oh, yea, i'm defiantly moving to Canada. Who is she and how can I "hit it?"

Lestat
02-27-2010, 11:59 AM
there is nothing that should be freezing around that chick.
once you get moving the cold won't matter :twokisses
No, but the freezing cold might. ;D

Archer81
02-27-2010, 12:12 PM
spray on condom

http://regmedia.co.uk/2005/11/21/liquid_condom.jpg


Holy snap...spray on condoms? What will they think of next?


:Broncos:

TexanBob
02-27-2010, 05:33 PM
It's been no secret for a long time that the Olympic Villages are non-stop orgies. You can get any race and body type you could want, all in top physical condition stoked to perform like machines and what would you expect to happen? Plus, they all think what happens in Vancouver stays in Vancouver and will never filter back to their lovers back in their home countries.

TDmvp
02-27-2010, 05:37 PM
Curling Up At the Olympics with "Hurry Hard" Condoms


one of the biggest competitions in the Olympics happens outside the arenas. The competition for advertising brands and endorsements are as much a part of the Olympics as the rings and the torch.

So, it should come as no surprise that even the U.S. Curling team is getting into the act of selling something "big" at the 2010 Olympic Games.



USA Curling is getting into the act by fundraising for AIDS awareness through promoting the use of condoms. Why Hurry Hard? If you have ever been to a curling match, as the rock slides down the ice, sweepers are encouraged to clean the ice with shouts of "hurry, hurry hard". (I guess meaning the rock should slow down or stop.) The connection to condoms was born!

In fact, SafeGames 2010 will be distributing 250,000 condoms at the games to keep the athletes as they say "covered."



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http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/its-a-small-business-world/assets_c/2010/02/condoms%20rings-thumb-572xauto-74434.jpg

uplink
02-27-2010, 05:55 PM
some kids are going to be able to look back at this one day and say 'I was a Vancuover olympics baby'

uplink
02-27-2010, 05:58 PM
I can pitch in with a few.
check the expiration date first

Hogan11
02-27-2010, 06:17 PM
It's been no secret for a long time that the Olympic Villages are non-stop orgies. You can get any race and body type you could want, all in top physical condition stoked to perform like machines and what would you expect to happen? Plus, they all think what happens in Vancouver stays in Vancouver and will never filter back to their lovers back in their home countries.

Kinda makes one want to be an Olympian

gyldenlove
02-27-2010, 06:33 PM
One of the best sports for getting some action on the side is major junior hockey, several of the rinks come with puck bunnies. Rumors put several players who play for more than 2 years at over 100 confirmed kills.

Los Broncos
02-27-2010, 07:48 PM
check the expiration date first

Dam, I've been using them all this time and never knew.

That One Guy
02-27-2010, 08:56 PM
No, but the freezing cold might. ;D

Just put the woman on bottom. You might hear about it forever but you'll stay warm and get yours :)

Meck77
02-27-2010, 09:00 PM
There were several hundred thousand people in the streets opening day. Everything was in shortage. Tickets, rooms, condoms, you name it. Good times!

TDmvp
02-27-2010, 09:08 PM
There were several hundred thousand people in the streets opening day. Everything was in shortage. Tickets, rooms, condoms, you name it. Good times!

God forbid .... a weed shortage ??? :vermeil:

Pony Boy
02-27-2010, 11:13 PM
So, I guess the male ice skaters are riding bareback......

uplink
02-28-2010, 12:33 AM
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Wonder what every happened to the other guy with the curly blond hair. They should have used him in the last Matrix movie when the sixth incarnation of 'the one' is transformed into the 7th when stranded in limbo at the train station. Instead of just having Neo played by Reeves again, he could have transformed in the curly hair guy and said 'Dude I'm ready to move on'

BroncoMan4ever
02-28-2010, 01:38 AM
well the U.S. Hockey team needs some extra protection when they are boning the canadiens in the ass on sunday.

Dr. Broncenstein
02-28-2010, 02:27 AM
spray on condom

http://regmedia.co.uk/2005/11/21/liquid_condom.jpg

:spit:

I'm thinking that would give me a rapid onset and intractable course of the floppy.

SouthStndJunkie
02-28-2010, 02:44 AM
NEWS ALERT:

Hundreds of these condoms have now been located....unfortunately they were already used and found in Johnny Weir's rectum.

Dr. Broncenstein
02-28-2010, 02:56 AM
NEWS ALERT:

Hundreds of these condoms have now been located....unfortunately they were already used and found in Johnny Weir's rectum.

Wait a second... are you implying that Johnny Weir is a drug smuggler? I thought there was something "not right" about that lad.