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DarkHorse
02-03-2010, 12:58 PM
Free Agency looming, draft on the way - list the members most likely to end their existence.

Who will keel from a stroke on draft day? Free Agency?

Who has already hung his noose from the tree or bought a nice new pack of razor blades?


Hilarious!

Man-Goblin
02-03-2010, 01:00 PM
If we lose Dumervil, I am going to permenantly change my username to Mr. Poopie Face.

PRBronco
02-03-2010, 01:05 PM
If we draft Jimmy Clausen, please sticky a nice memorial thread for me.

Popcorn Sutton
02-03-2010, 01:06 PM
If we do anything that broncofan7 agrees with, I'm outta here. :-)

Garcia Bronco
02-03-2010, 01:09 PM
The Sepaku Club

bronco militia
02-03-2010, 01:10 PM
If we lose Dumervil, I am going to permenantly change my username to Mr. Poopie Face.

I'll punch a baby

bronco militia
02-03-2010, 01:12 PM
:strong:

hey td...where did you go?

LOL

DenverBrit
02-03-2010, 01:14 PM
Under what circumstances do any of you guys think would we lose Doom?

TDmvp
02-03-2010, 01:16 PM
If we lose Dumervil, I am going to permenantly change my username to Mr. Poopie Face.

I'll punch a baby:strong:

hey td...where did you go?

LOL

And after you punch it for losing Doom I'll eat the baby ...


:O) there you go BM heheh ...

Rabb
02-03-2010, 01:19 PM
the beauty is, there is no winning at all...no matter what happens there are going to be epic meltdowns and threads upon threads of drama and people questioning every move well into next off season

it's going to really rock

HAT
02-03-2010, 01:21 PM
If we draft Jimmy Clausen, please sticky a nice memorial thread for me.

+1. I'll be pretty pissed if they draft a QB in the first round.

RaiderH8r
02-03-2010, 01:22 PM
+1. I'll be pretty pissed if they draft a QB in the first round.

Yep.

Brandstater baby, Brandstater.

PRBronco
02-03-2010, 01:26 PM
+1. I'll be pretty pissed if they draft a QB in the first round.

I could learn to love Sam Bradford I guess, but Clausen, that guy's a bag of douche.

RaiderH8r
02-03-2010, 01:40 PM
I could learn to love Sam Bradford I guess, but Clausen, that guy's a bag of douche.

Wrapped in a douche blanket and ensconsed in douche-osity. He has a face even his mother would punch.

Rohirrim
02-03-2010, 01:42 PM
Wrapped in a douche blanket and ensconsed in douche-osity. He has a face even his mother would punch.

Hilarious! And people wonder why I come here.

I figure BPC's head will explode no matter what happens.

RaiderH8r
02-03-2010, 01:52 PM
Hilarious! And people wonder why I come here.

I figure BPC's head will explode no matter what happens.

Oh, I guarantee at some point my skull will cave in with a WTF moment (like Fonzi last year...which is why I harp on it so much). Just not Claussen. Please for the love of all that is good and right and holy in Bronco Nation just not Jimmy F'ing Claussen. I'm on the brink as it is and I don't know if I could take it. He may end up being the next Joe Montana but I'm telling you right now, I hate him and I don't think I can ever stop.

Rohirrim
02-03-2010, 01:55 PM
Oh, I guarantee at some point my skull will cave in with a WTF moment (like Fonzi last year...which is why I harp on it so much). Just not Claussen. Please for the love of all that is good and right and holy in Bronco Nation just not Jimmy F'ing Claussen. I'm on the brink as it is and I don't know if I could take it. He may end up being the next Joe Montana but I'm telling you right now, I hate him and I don't think I can ever stop.

Every time I see him, I want to punch his face. I couldn't take it.

Pony Boy
02-03-2010, 01:58 PM
Wrapped in a douche blanket and ensconsed in douche-osity. He has a face even his mother would punch.

I think you're right........

PRBronco
02-03-2010, 02:05 PM
I think you're right........

Damn it I punched my work monitor.

Beantown Bronco
02-03-2010, 02:08 PM
Under what circumstances do any of you guys think would we lose Doom?

IMO the ONLY way we lose him is if we can't come to an agreement before FA opens, so we have to give him the high RFA tender.....and then someone poison pills us with a stupid contract offer that guarantees him $100 million if he plays more than 3 games a year in Denver.

RaiderH8r
02-03-2010, 02:11 PM
I think you're right........

That stupid **** eating grin. That f'er couldn't hold my jock in a drinking contest and then, after he passed out, I'd molly wop him black and blue.

PRBronco
02-03-2010, 02:13 PM
IMO the ONLY way we lose him is if we can't come to an agreement before FA opens, so we have to give him the high RFA tender.....and then someone poison pills us with a stupid contract offer that guarantees him $100 million if he plays more than 3 games a year in Denver.

Are poison pills still allowed?

missingnumber7
02-03-2010, 02:15 PM
Will someone please wake me up with OTA's start?

TheDave
02-03-2010, 02:24 PM
Oh, I guarantee at some point my skull will cave in with a WTF moment (like Fonzi last year...which is why I harp on it so much).

Completely agree... and this will happen on both sides.

Some of us will **** ourselves because of a boneheaded move while others will give themselves and aneurysm doing the mental gymnastics required to defend some of the head scratchers.

Then there will be those same 5 people who say nothing other than wait and see. Then, mid season, will always remind us that "They told us so"... regardless of the outcome.

HAT
02-03-2010, 02:28 PM
Yep.

Brandstater baby, Brandstater.

No.

But why reach on any of these clowns coming out this year when the next few years will be so much better.

kupesdad
02-03-2010, 02:33 PM
And after you punch it for losing Doom I'll eat the baby ...


:O) there you go BM heheh ...

mmmm baby..the other other white meat

RaiderH8r
02-03-2010, 02:35 PM
mmmm baby..the other other white meat

It did sound a little wet, there didn't it? Right at the end! Oooh! Heh heh heh. Let's have a smell, all right? Oh, everyone likes their own brand, don't they? Oh, this is magic! Hmmm, wafting, wafting. Ok, analysis. Ooh, smells like carrots in throw-up! Oh that could gag a maggot! It smells like hot sick ass in a dead carcass! Even stink would say that stinks! You know when you go into an apartment building and you smell the other people's cooking on each floor and you go "What are they cookin'?" That, plus crap!

bpc
02-03-2010, 02:36 PM
Keys to the offseason are:

1. Keep Doom

2. Get proper value for Marshall

3. Find a QB of the future.

4. Add pieces through FA and the draft without butt****ing ourselves... (ALPHONSO SMITH)

Do that and i'll feel solid about the offseason as a whole. Failure? I'm gonna be pissed.

Don't worry about me too much though... i'm way more down on the ****ing Colorado Buffaloes than I am on the Broncos right now. I think McDaniels has some great qualities outside of his absurd arrogance and ego. If he can overcome that and realize he needs quality players and people around him, he be good in the long run.

CU has committed our future to a lameduck, know-nothing, ****tard who's main goal is to get his son PT and his country bumpkin friends from the backroads in Cali jobs.

Things could ALWAYS be worse... well, unless you root for both of these f'n teams.

DenverBrit
02-03-2010, 02:45 PM
IMO the ONLY way we lose him is if we can't come to an agreement before FA opens, so we have to give him the high RFA tender.....and then someone poison pills us with a stupid contract offer that guarantees him $100 million if he plays more than 3 games a year in Denver.

Can another team realistically write a valid contract with that type of poison pill?

The scenario that springs to mind would be if Doom is tendered and offered a contract by another team who sees him as an 'every down' OLB/Pass rusher.

Whereas the Broncos might be looking at him as more 'situational' and not prepared to match.

Otherwise, I believe they will do everything to keep him.

DenverBrit
02-03-2010, 02:46 PM
Are poison pills still allowed?

Good question.

Rabb
02-03-2010, 02:48 PM
Good question.

I have a feeling we are going to find out this off season (not necessarily here in Denver)

baja
02-03-2010, 03:16 PM
Under what circumstances do any of you guys think would we lose Doom?

2 firsts or a high first and second or first and a starter would work for me.

gyldenlove
02-03-2010, 04:07 PM
I am going to be antagonizing the **** out of any meltdown thread, this is going to be too fun.

It is like kicking puppies at a PETA convention you just know some heads will explode.

misturanderson
02-03-2010, 04:10 PM
Can another team realistically write a valid contract with that type of poison pill?

The scenario that springs to mind would be if Doom is tendered and offered a contract by another team who sees him as an 'every down' OLB/Pass rusher.

Whereas the Broncos might be looking at him as more 'situational' and not prepared to match.

Otherwise, I believe they will do everything to keep him.

I don't really understand what prevents the Broncos from just offering him a slightly better contract without the poison pill (that he would never realistically receive anyway) to get around that.

DBroncos4life
02-03-2010, 04:13 PM
Poison pills are still allowed till a new CBA is in place from what I have been reading.

PRBronco
02-03-2010, 04:20 PM
Poison pills are still allowed till a new CBA is in place from what I have been reading.

Uggh, how can such an awesome league be so broken?

DBroncos4life
02-03-2010, 04:32 PM
Uggh, how can such an awesome league be so broken?

This is what I tried to explain to some posters in the Doom going to Miami thread . While sure we have the right to match any offer teams make on him, from everything I have read they can make it very, very difficult for us to keep him if they want too. Tsi still is rambling on about Denver will not trade him. If only it was that simple. From everything I have found the owners want the poison pill gone but it has to be addressed in the new CBA. Given the fact that we don't have a new one done I have to believe that nothing is stopping teams from adding a clause in his contract saying Doom is due a 50 million dollar bonus for playing half of his games in the state of Colorado. We can't match that period and we won't be able to keep Doom because of that. I'm not 100% sure that I am right here but like I said I spent sometime looking and I have came up with nothing that suggests that the poison pill is gone yet.

Paladin
02-03-2010, 04:41 PM
I think you're right........

He has the perfect face for the teenyboppers on this board......

DBroncos4life
02-03-2010, 04:47 PM
Can another team realistically write a valid contract with that type of poison pill?

The scenario that springs to mind would be if Doom is tendered and offered a contract by another team who sees him as an 'every down' OLB/Pass rusher.

Whereas the Broncos might be looking at him as more 'situational' and not prepared to match.

Otherwise, I believe they will do everything to keep him.

Yes they can. Pats had a contract made up with something like that in mind for Welker but both teams worked out a deal for a trade without it having to go to that level.

gunns
02-03-2010, 06:06 PM
Won't need those poison pills or a noose. If we take a QB or a WR in the first round I'll hyperventilate to the point of suffocation. Death by draft.

Los Broncos
02-03-2010, 06:09 PM
If we don't draft D line help I will take a long walk off a short pier.

KipCorrington25
02-03-2010, 06:10 PM
Under what circumstances do any of you guys think would we lose Doom?


McDaniels being involved in the process. ROFL!

Rohirrim
02-03-2010, 06:11 PM
Walter Football has St. Louis taking Clausen with the 1st pick in his mock.

maher_tyler
02-03-2010, 08:57 PM
the beauty is, there is no winning at all...no matter what happens there are going to be epic meltdowns and threads upon threads of drama and people questioning every move well into next off season

it's going to really rock

This!

The only thing that will fix it is winning!

Popps
02-03-2010, 09:02 PM
If we lose Dumervil, I am going to permenantly change my username to Mr. Poopie Face.

Already taken.

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/58123/mcdaniels.jpg

Man-Goblin
02-03-2010, 09:25 PM
Already taken.

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/58123/mcdaniels.jpg

Even better. In a time of turmoil, I would be showing my support for our coach.

PRBronco
02-03-2010, 09:48 PM
Even better. In a time of turmoil, I would be showing my support for our coach.

This dude's crazy, I don't even know what to make of this.

Dagmar
02-03-2010, 09:52 PM
This dude's crazy, I don't even know what to make of this.

It's drugs, always the drugs.





















http://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-sheep-goats.gif

epicSocialism4tw
02-03-2010, 10:08 PM
Wrapped in a douche blanket and ensconsed in douche-osity. He has a face even his mother would punch.

:spit:

You should post more, dude. Classic.

epicSocialism4tw
02-03-2010, 10:09 PM
Completely agree... and this will happen on both sides.

Some of us will **** ourselves because of a boneheaded move while others will give themselves and aneurysm doing the mental gymnastics required to defend some of the head scratchers.

Then there will be those same 5 people who say nothing other than wait and see. Then, mid season, will always remind us that "They told us so"... regardless of the outcome.

That about sums it up.

Taco John
02-03-2010, 10:19 PM
Already taken.

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/58123/mcdaniels.jpg



The guy looks like one of my best friends that I grew up with. Who, by the way, was voted most likely to succeed in my high school. I can't help but make the association when I look at them. Well, except, my buddy is a geological engineer, and very reserved. I don't think that there's much "we're just mother ****ing trying to survey some mother ****ing rocks out here!"

yavoon
02-03-2010, 10:24 PM
Are poison pills still allowed?

they were never not allowed, the owners just colluded to not do them anymore.