State Of The Union Drinking Game

[TexanBob]

This should be easy. Imbibe your favorite adult beverage during the President's State Of The Union Address whenever one of the following events happen:

1) Obama uses the word "inherited".
2) Obama alludes to the "last eight years" to deflect blame from failed policies.
3) Obama alludes to the Bush Administration to deflect blame from failed policies.
4) Obama takes credit for something that hasn't really improved while he's in office, such as double-digit unemployment.
5) Obama takes credit for something that he had nothing to do with, such as stopping terrorism.
6) Obama blames Republicans for legislative failures that could have easily been won if his own party had held together.

You should be heavily plastered if you watch the entire evening so might I suggest a designated driver or having handy the number for a taxi company should you play this game away from home. The gamemaster is not responsible for incidents that may occur while watching such as projectile vomiting or damage from items reflexively tossed at the television screen. Check with your doctor first to make sure you are healthy enough to play this drinking game.

[cutthemdown]

7) everytime he mentions working families

[watermock]

8) Everytime he mentions sacrifice...

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[rastaman]

This should be easy. Imbibe your favorite adult beverage during the President's State Of The Union Address whenever one of the following events happen:

1) Obama uses the word "inherited".
2) Obama alludes to the "last eight years" to deflect blame from failed policies.
3) Obama alludes to the Bush Administration to deflect blame from failed policies.
4) Obama takes credit for something that hasn't really improved while he's in office, such as double-digit unemployment.
5) Obama takes credit for something that he had nothing to do with, such as stopping terrorism.
6) Obama blames Republicans for legislative failures that could have easily been won if his own party had held together.

You should be heavily plastered if you watch the entire evening so might I suggest a designated driver or having handy the number for a taxi company should you play this game away from home. The gamemaster is not responsible for incidents that may occur while watching such as projectile vomiting or damage from items reflexively tossed at the television screen. Check with your doctor first to make sure you are healthy enough to play this drinking game.

Obama already wants to cut spending across the board except for the military budget and intelligence!

Why aren't you DONG SUCKING REPUBLICANS happy with that?

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Obama already wants to cut spending across the board except for the military budget and intelligence!

Why aren't you DONG SUCKING REPUBLICANS happy with that?

As much as I enjoy your antagonistic football takes most of the time, you sure have turned into the Popps of the WR&P forum.

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Obama already wants to cut spending across the board except for the military budget and intelligence!

Why aren't you DONG SUCKING REPUBLICANS happy with that?

I am happy. The problem is he increased it, then capped it. So unless the cap lasts for say 2-3 yrs for inflation to catch up to it, it won't do any good.

A good plan though I totally agree. Very smart move by Obama to listen to the people and cut spending.

Actually I don't see why we can't cut a billion a yr from defense at least. Seems we should find money everywhere. Just don't cut troop levels or the small arms and supplies they need. Cut some more big stuff like how they did with the f-22 etc.

Seriously though republicans are happy about this, but doubt that its any more then lip service. Like I said he increased spending by about 15% across the board so capping after not as good as capping right when he came in.

[Garcia Bronco]

(9 every time he ssays "Let's be clear"

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(9 every time he ssays "Let's be clear"

Let's be clear LOL yeah he will say that at least 5 times.

[Rigs11]

meh I like the rightards drinking game better.
Everytime Rush calls obama racist
Everytime Rush says obama hates jews
Everytime Texanboob calls obama a communist
Everytime Texanboob calls obama a socialist
Everytime the 'conservatives' cry about the deficit
Everytime the rightards call for bipartisanship
Everytime the party of no say 'No'
Everytime the rightards in the senate fillibuster

[TexanBob]

meh I like the rightards drinking game better.
Everytime Rush calls obama racist
Everytime Rush says obama hates jews
Everytime Texanboob calls obama a communist
Everytime Texanboob calls obama a socialist
Everytime the 'conservatives' cry about the deficit
Everytime the rightards call for bipartisanship
Everytime the party of no say 'No'
Everytime the rightards in the senate fillibuster

I see some drunks have a head start. Hilarious!

[Garcia Bronco]

meh I like the rightards drinking game better.
Everytime Rush calls obama racist
Everytime Rush says obama hates jews
Everytime Texanboob calls obama a communist
Everytime Texanboob calls obama a socialist
Everytime the 'conservatives' cry about the deficit
Everytime the rightards call for bipartisanship
Everytime the party of no say 'No'
Everytime the rightards in the senate fillibuster

Consume, bitch. :)