View Full Version : Doesn't this seem kinda meanspirited?

01-21-2010, 04:17 PM
I followed this link from my MSN home page:


It is from the local NBC station here in Chicago:

I never liked Rex as a QB when he was in Chicago but dispite his short comings he did take Da Bears to the SB. I have been critical of a lot of recent Bronco QB's but to find this from an NBC affiliate seemed odd to me:

Sexy Rexy Sacked for a Real Estate Loss

Rex Grossman made a habit of losing during his time in Chicago.

It appears the tradition continues.

Grossman closed a sale on his 3,437 square foot condo in the Chicago Trump International Hotel & Tower Wednesday for $2 million. Features in the unit include Snaidero cabinetry, upgraded appliances, his-and-hers baths, hardwood floors and two parking spaces, according to the Chicago Tribune.

He bought the place in 2008 for $2,681,000.

Grossman parted ways with the Chicago Bears after the 2008 season. He now plays back-up quarterback for the Houston Texans. Sexy Rexy still owns property in Lake Forest, Illinois.

Taco John
01-21-2010, 04:19 PM
Definitely. But that's the price of celebrity in a world full of douchebags.

01-21-2010, 04:22 PM
Definitely. But that's the price of celebrity in a world full of douchebags.

I am guessing the OM does not have the market cornered on Douchebags afterall.

01-21-2010, 04:27 PM
Only the best douchebags visit the Mane :)

01-21-2010, 04:31 PM
Only the best douchebags visit the Mane :)

But we arn't getting paid like the writer for NBC is.

01-21-2010, 04:32 PM
he only lost 681k. Big deal when you look at some of these celebrities and their $15 million mansions going for half price. Article little harsh on Rex. Haters will always hate.

01-21-2010, 04:35 PM
Man Josina woulda tweeted the **** outta that.

01-21-2010, 04:40 PM
FĖk It. Iím Throwing It Downfield.


Is that Berrian? I think heís triple-covered. You know what? **** it. Iím throwing it downfield.

Yeah, I see Jones open on the flank. But **** that. Dumpoff passes are for ******s. Iím ****ing Sexy Rexy Grossman. I can get that ball in there. And, even if I canít, I bet Iíll be able to pull it off the next go round. I like throwing the ball long. It makes my dick hard.

Whatís that? I should throw a quick slant? **** that. Thatís gay. Button hook? Gay. Flare out? Gay. Screen pass? Kevin Spacey gay. This is ****ing football. You canít just expect wins to come to you. You canít massage that ****. You gotta grab that game by the throat and rape the ever-loving **** out of it. You think a 5-yard out is gonna win you a game? Youíre a pussy. This ainít John Shoop running this offense. Sexy Rexyís got the arm. The dragon. You gotta unleash the dragon.

Okay, Iím throwing it. Nice. Look how far it went. I look good. I bet I made that Pats cheerleader wet her panties with that throw. She ****ing wants me. I bet she likes it over a stair railing. I can hit that with 100% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious.

Oh ****. Looks like Samuel caught it. Again. Oh well. It still felt ****ing great to throw that ****. Tell me that wasnít one of the prettiest passes you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna throw it long the next time we hit the field. Iím gonna throw it even longer. Harder. You see that kid in wheelchair sitting in the end zone bleachers? Iím gonna nail him right between the ****ing eyes with a Sexy Rexy fastball. Why? Because I can.

This is Rex Grossman weíre talking about here. Weíre talking 210 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal. Iím not just a gunslinger. Iím a cumslinger. Throwing that ball long tells all the Rexettes that I am ****ing out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe Iíll tease them with a pretty touch pass every now and again. But then Iím gonna go right back to pumping that ball out for all itís worth. It tells them I throw like I ****. Thatís how we do things in the sexy business.

Tell me youíre not turned on right now. I am.

01-21-2010, 05:11 PM
chicago fans/media are a rough crowd just wait and see what they do to the frown cannon in a couple years....

01-21-2010, 05:23 PM
chicago fans/media are a rough crowd just wait and see what they do to the frown cannon in a couple years....

it's nothing him firing back that Chicago media is a 6 while New York media is a 10 wouldn't fix.

Pontius Pirate
01-21-2010, 07:05 PM
You know what's inappropriate? The "Cure Trig Through Prayer" campaign. Now that's inappropriate.

01-21-2010, 09:32 PM
Seriously, I think I would have rather read another Cutler story then this. Steven, wtf are you doing wasting your time reading Chicago articles about Rex boy anyway? You could be wasting your time talking about Cutler instead, lol. Just kidding. But for real, very boring topic.