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Swedish Extrovert
05-24-2010, 08:53 PM
http://friendsofirony.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129155978384207642.jpg
http://friendsofirony.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/gime-some-money.jpg?w=456&h=522
http://friendsofirony.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/129115741043501184.jpg
http://friendsofirony.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/129104678531406008.jpg
http://friendsofirony.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/129093741710797808.jpg?w=364&h=484
http://friendsofirony.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/129059029893513268.jpg
http://friendsofirony.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/129059032851032196.jpg
http://friendsofirony.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/129056589270069631.jpg
http://friendsofirony.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/1290565792932870301.jpg


"Over compensating? You're doing it the wrong way"
http://friendsofirony.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/129059031558055171.jpg?w=500&h=331

Bigdawg26
05-24-2010, 09:41 PM
http://www.blastgroups.com/uploads/normal_3_1227836136_9795129.jpg
http://www.dailydemotivators.com/pics/ATT1395126.jpg
http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/bravery1.jpg
http://thxforthe.info/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/cookies-god-damn-right-theyre-that-good.jpg

bronclvr
05-25-2010, 06:28 AM
http://media.picfor.me/00113D3EE/Body-paint-body-sexy-hot-paint_large.jpg (http://www.picfor.me/en/original/529168)

Dagmar
05-25-2010, 06:04 PM
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2ydnd8e3X1qzpwi0o1_r1_500.png

http://samanthajoy88.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/drawing-mountains.jpg

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/4/index.png

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/ovhargro/er443435453.gif

http://i42.tinypic.com/wvqwck.jpg

http://www.memedepot.com/uploads/1500/1759_1270782292221.jpg

http://www.memedepot.com/uploads/1500/1742_1270272594132.jpg

ksBRONCOfan
05-25-2010, 06:13 PM
http://www.memedepot.com/uploads/1500/1742_1270272594132.jpg

That's so awesome... I wish I would have done that with my daughters.

Dagmar
05-25-2010, 09:29 PM
http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Dave/comicposition1.png

Swedish Extrovert
05-27-2010, 10:29 AM
http://www.buzztab.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/God.jpg

oubronco
05-28-2010, 07:14 AM
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/052009/1243507597_guy-hits-camera-on-stage.gif (http://www.gifbin.com/983018)

Pontius Pirate
05-28-2010, 12:50 PM
http://sonofbillbrasky.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/2605064082564mark-messier-gary-coleman.jpg

Swedish Extrovert
05-31-2010, 01:16 PM
Sarah Palin?

http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/funny-facebook-country-vs-c.png?w=437&h=266

bronco militia
06-02-2010, 11:55 AM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3cqf3HQvl1qzv9mho1_500.jpg

Baba Booey
06-02-2010, 10:31 PM
http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/m00/713762357.jpg

Baba Booey
06-02-2010, 10:51 PM
http://i33.tinypic.com/24cgj2t.jpg

oubronco
06-04-2010, 08:08 AM
http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/4189/tigerwoodspt90.jpg

oubronco
06-04-2010, 08:08 AM
http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Meaning_Of_The_Dot.jpg

oubronco
06-04-2010, 08:16 AM
I don't know how to post a video but OMG what a stupid beeotch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEP7uti0PDw&feature=player_embedded

Dagmar
06-04-2010, 08:36 AM
I don't know how to post a video but OMG what a stupid beeotch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEP7uti0PDw&feature=player_embedded

The wee thing below the video gives you the imbed code. Just copy and paste.
:thumbs:

bfoflcommish
06-04-2010, 09:51 AM
http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/tdomf/148292/Sponge-Bob-BP.jpg

Miss I.
06-04-2010, 10:54 AM
I don't know how to post a video but OMG what a stupid beeotch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEP7uti0PDw&feature=player_embedded

hmm, well she is a celebrity of sorts from American Idol. Maybe she could date Tony Romo, as long as they don't reproduce because they would have the dumbest pretty kids ever. I kept hoping it was joke. Though ya know, here in England they might agree with the France not being a country. ;D

bfoflcommish
06-07-2010, 07:09 AM
http://imgur.com/djAgx.gif

missingnumber7
06-07-2010, 09:16 AM
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4046/4679269440_330f6bb807_b.jpg
I knew there was a magazine, but a gentlemens club too...wonder if Al Bundy has a reserved booth?

oubronco
06-08-2010, 06:58 AM
Original ad:
LARGE CRIB WANTED
I need a large(tall) crib for my 9 month old. The crib I have right now is too small - he keeps climbing out! I need a crib that is too high for my baby to get out of it. Please respond with pictures. Contact Julia @ ********@verizon.net


From Me to ********@verizon.net:

Hey Julia,

I may have the perfect crib for you. It is a very large crib that has some features to prevent your baby from escaping. Please let me know if you are interested.

Thanks,

Mike

From Julia ******** to Me:

How big is it? Do you have any pictures of it?

From Me to Julia ********:

Julia,

It is very large. As I said, it has modifications to prevent escape. The entire top perimeter of the crib has been reinforced with a metal frame that is connected to a car battery. When someone tries to escape the crib, they will be given a gentile electric shock, which will discourage them from attempting to climb out of the crib again. The price includes a 12 volt car battery, but a higher-voltage battery can always be purchased, depending on how fat your child is. Here is a picture of the setup:

http://dontevenreply.com/images/crib1.jpg

I am currently using the crib for one of my friends who happens to be a midget. He tends to frequently get drunk and violent, so we put him in this crib when he starts getting belligerent. The battery works great for keeping him in, so I am assuming it will work great for your child. The only reason I am getting rid of it is because the midget was recently arrested for arson, so he won't be around for a while.

I have something else that you may be interested in as well. Are you tired of waking up in the middle of the night to the sound of your baby crying? With this clever device, you won't even have to get out of bed to calm your baby.

http://dontevenreply.com/images/crib2.jpg

It is a little mobile that I invented called "The Lullibinator." Simply hang it above the crib, and the microphone will detect when the baby is crying. If the crying reaches a certain decibel level, the box will spray a calming mist of pepper spray into the crib. It trains your baby not to cry in no time! It worked great on the midget when he started yelling. It comes with 2% CS pepper spray, which is practically harmless. It can be upgraded to bear mace if your child continues to cry. I have decorated the Lullibinator with friendly smiley faces to comfort your baby.

I am asking $50 for the Lullibinator, and $250 for the crib/battery combo. Let me know if you want to set up a time to stop by and check this stuff out.

Thanks,

Mike

From Julia ******** to Me:

Oh my god

From Julia ******** to Me:

Please tell me you're kidding. You're kidding, right?

From Me to Julia ********:

Julia,

Why would I be kidding? I thought $250 was more than reasonable. I got a lot of use out of these things before social services took my kid away. I still do whenever the midget comes over.

Mike

From Julia ******** to Me:

I...don't know what to say to you. You are a disgusting excuse for a human being. How dare you ever think that I would use this for my child. Don't you ever e-mail me again, you scumbag.

From Me to Julia ********:

Julia,

I've been called some harsh things for my haggling tactics, but you seem to have been very offended by the price I have offered. I am sorry; I had no intention of offending you. I will drop the total price to $200 for everything, and I'll even throw this in for free:

http://dontevenreply.com/images/crib3.jpg

Now you won't have to get up to give your baby a bottle when he is thirsty. This handy crib-bottle will allow your baby to quench his thirst any time he wants. It doesn't have to necessarily be filled with tequila (like I said, this crib was set up for a midget). It can easily be filled with Gatorade, breast milk, or whatever else your baby prefers. Throw in a can of food and the baby can practically live on his own!

Please let me know when you are going to pick this stuff up. I am going to Atlantic City for the weekend, so I need you to get it before I leave.

Thanks,

Mike

oubronco
06-08-2010, 07:06 AM
Original ad:
Free Graphic Design Needed
I need someone who wants to do some graphic design work to design an ad for my business in the local newspaper. Would look great for your portfolio. Email me if you can help. Thanks


From Me to *********@*********.org:

Hey there,

I am just starting my career as a graphic designer and have helped design several ads featured in various magazines. I would be happy to help you with your ad. Can you tell me what you had in mind?

Thanks,

Mike

From Lucy ******* to Me:

Hi Mike! I own a new hair salon for men called Sporty's Haircuts. The ad will be 2 inches by 4 inches and featured in the local newspaper. We don't have a logo or slogan. The ad simply needs to say the name of the business, and our address and phone number:

124 South ****** Ave
(***)-***-****

It needs to be attention-grabbing and also include a graphic related to haircuts. I don't have any images so you will have to design them. Please don't have anything boring (i.e. a graphic of scissors.)

Thank you so much for your help!

Lucy

From Me to Lucy *******:

Sounds good, Lucy. I'll get back to you within a day with the proposed ad for your review.

From Lucy ******* to Me:

Great. Thank you Mike!

From Me to Lucy *******:

Lucy,

I have attached the first draft of the ad. Please let me know what you think.

Mike

Attachment:
http://dontevenreply.com/images/logo_draft_2.JPG

From Lucy ******* to Me:

Mike, I don't completely understand the ad. Could you please explain what you were going for with that graphic?

From Me to Lucy *******:

Lucy,

It is a man admiring his new haircut while a woman is crouching down to clean up the hair clippings on the floor below him.

Mike

From Lucy ******* to Me:

Oh. That’s not what think when I look at it. It looks very suggestive to me. Why is "downtown" and "service" in quotes?

From Me to Lucy *******:

How is that suggestive? The only thing it suggests to me is that I will be getting a very admirable haircut and quality service. The fact that the woman is already cleaning up the hair clippings while the man is still in the chair suggests that your store is quick, efficient, and clean.

Downtown is in quotes because it is short for Downtown *******, and I put "Service" in quotes to suggest that you will be getting much "more" than a haircut, such as helpful employees, great deals, and friendly smiles. If you do not offer great deals or friendly smiles, then I apologize for the mistake and will remove the quotes from around "Service." Otherwise, I don't understand what your problem is with the ad.

Mike

From Lucy ******* to Me:

Cut the BS, Mike. You know exactly what you did. Are you going to keep wasting my time or design the real ad?

From Me to Lucy *******:

Lucy, can you please explain why you are unhappy with the ad? I can't make changes if you are being so vague about everything. Would you like me to have the woman holding scissors and a hair comb?

Mike

From Lucy ******* to Me:

Leave me alone.

oubronco
06-08-2010, 07:10 AM
Lenny's acid trip

Original ad:
Do not Use Lenny the Mechanic:
He has an ad on here for car repairs and I asked him to fix my blown head gasket. He showed up to my house, broke a bunch of parts and left. He has been avoiding me ever since. DO NOT USE THIS GUY.
Lenny, if you are reading this, you owe me an explanation.


From Me to ***************@***********.org:

Hey,

My apologies for bailing on your car. I know I have been hard to contact; I lost my phone and had to get a new e-mail address. Please let me know if there is anything I can do to make it up to you.

Lenny

From **********@gmail.com to Me:

You could start by explaining yourself...

From Me to **********@gmail.com:

Well, I was pretty baked when I showed up, and I had just eaten a bag of shrooms and taken three hits of acid. I thought I would be able to fix your car before the shrooms and acid kicked in, but I was wrong. While I was disconnecting the sensors, I started tripping pretty hard. At one point it looked like the intake manifold was laughing at me. I freaked out and bashed it with a socket wrench, and then ran back to my car and got the hell out of there. I'm not sure what happened after that. The next thing I remember is waking up naked in a church confessional booth two days later. When I got back to my house, the State Police were there and told me they found my car abandoned in a car wash about 50 miles away. Needless to say, it has been a crazy weekend for me. That is why I was unable to fix your car.

From **********@gmail.com to Me:

Uh...not sure what to take from all that. You deemed it a good idea to take drugs before working on my car because...why?

From Me to **********@gmail.com:

Honestly I forgot I had to work on your car. I remembered after I took the shrooms and acid. Once I get my car back from the police, I should be able to come over and finish working on your car. Oh by the way, sorry about the dump I took on your lawn. I was too embarrassed to go inside and ask to use the bathroom because it would have been obvious that I was tripping.

From **********@gmail.com to Me:

Unbelievable. I don't want you to do any more work on my car. I do want you to pay for the damage you did to my car. If you don't, I will take you to small claims court.

From Me to **********@gmail.com:

Whoa man, why are you being such a dick? Not cool. If anything, you should be paying me. I seriously ****ed up my hand when I hit your intake manifold with the wrench. It feels like I fractured it. I don't have any health insurance, and seeing as I got injured under your employment, I think you are obligated to pay for my medical bills.

From **********@gmail.com to Me:

Not a chance in hell. I think all those drugs you took fried your brain - you're ****ed in the head if you think any of this is acceptable. If you don't pay the damages, we are going to have a problem.

From Me to **********@gmail.com:

I have another eighth of shrooms I can give you...will that cover it?

From Me to **********@gmail.com:

I'll take that as a yes?

oubronco
06-08-2010, 07:11 AM
Hot tub repairman

Original ad:
We are in need of someone who can fix our hot tub. If you know what you are doing, it is probably a fairly easy fix. The hot tub is about 11 years old and has a cracked pipe and a broken pipe. Also, some of the jets are not working (may be related to the pipe). We will pay for the parts. Please respond with an estimate for the cost of labor.


From Me to ********@**********.org:

Hello,

I am a certified hot tub repair technician and would be happy to help fix your hot tub. Please let me know if you are still looking for someone.

Thanks,

Mike

From Ellen ****** to Me:

Mike,

How much will you charge to fix it?

Ellen

From Me to Ellen ******:

Helen,

It seems like a simple fix, but it will be time consuming. I could charge you money, but I am more interested in barter, if you are willing to hear me out.

Mike

From Ellen ****** to Me:

Mike,

What are you looking to barter?

ELLEN

From Me to Ellen ******:

Helen,

All I want in return for fixing your hot tub is to let me use it occasionally when I am on a date.

I find it much easier to get chicks from the bar to come back to my place if I tell them I have a hot tub. The problem is, I live in a basement apartment and do not have a hot tub. Hot tubs are great for getting chicks drunk; something about drinking in a hot tub makes them get completely ****faced without even knowing it. I don't know the science behind it, but it is a proven fact that bitches get more drunk in a hot tub. Before you know it, these chicks are passed out drunk and ready to ****.

Don't worry, I won't need to use your house or anything when I get my **** on; I usually just bang them in the back of my truck and drop them off at a McDonalds.

So basically, in return for fixing your hot tub, all I ask is that you let me use it for 2-3 hours about four or five times a week.

Please let me know if this sounds fair to you.

Mike

From Ellen ****** to Me:

Absolutely not. Are you joking?

ELLEN

From Me to Ellen ******:

Helen,

Why not? I promise I won't pee in the hot tub. If I accidentally do, I promise I will add extra chlorine to balance out the urine levels. I won't **** in your hot tub either. If I have to take a ****, I'll do it in your bushes. **** makes for great fertilizer.

Please help me out here. I can't use the old hot tub I used to go to because I was informed that I would be arrested if I stepped foot on that property again. I assure you I will have your hot tub running like new once I fix it.

Mike

From Ellen ****** to Me:

The concern of you pissing in my hot tub didnt even cross my mind, but I'm just going to add that to the list of reasons why I am against this. Most importantly - I will not let some creep bring women back to my house to rape them in my hot tub!

From Me to Ellen ******:

Whoa there, who said anything about rape? This is purely consensual.

From Ellen ****** to Me:

You said you wait until they pass out to have sex with them!

From Me to Ellen ******:

In the state of Pennsylvania, the law states that if you can get the girl back to a hot tub, it is considered to be sexual consent.

Look Helen, I'm just trying to fix your hot tub. Not get a lecture on ethics. Do you want your hot tub fixed or not?

Mike

From Ellen ****** to Me:

Not by you, you creep! and my name is ELLEN not Helen, you ****!

From Me to Ellen ******:

My apologies, Ellen. I assumed you had made a typo when writing out your name. Now how about answering my question?

From Ellen ****** to Me:

Go **** yourself, loser.

OABB
06-08-2010, 07:13 AM
Original ad:
LARGE CRIB WANTED
I need a large(tall) crib for my 9 month old. The crib I have right now is too small - he keeps climbing out! I need a crib that is too high for my baby to get out of it. Please respond with pictures. Contact Julia @ ********@verizon.net


From Me to ********@verizon.net:

Hey Julia,

I may have the perfect crib for you. It is a very large crib that has some features to prevent your baby from escaping. Please let me know if you are interested.

Thanks,

Mike

From Julia ******** to Me:

How big is it? Do you have any pictures of it?

From Me to Julia ********:

Julia,

It is very large. As I said, it has modifications to prevent escape. The entire top perimeter of the crib has been reinforced with a metal frame that is connected to a car battery. When someone tries to escape the crib, they will be given a gentile electric shock, which will discourage them from attempting to climb out of the crib again. The price includes a 12 volt car battery, but a higher-voltage battery can always be purchased, depending on how fat your child is. Here is a picture of the setup:

http://dontevenreply.com/images/crib1.jpg

I am currently using the crib for one of my friends who happens to be a midget. He tends to frequently get drunk and violent, so we put him in this crib when he starts getting belligerent. The battery works great for keeping him in, so I am assuming it will work great for your child. The only reason I am getting rid of it is because the midget was recently arrested for arson, so he won't be around for a while.

I have something else that you may be interested in as well. Are you tired of waking up in the middle of the night to the sound of your baby crying? With this clever device, you won't even have to get out of bed to calm your baby.

http://dontevenreply.com/images/crib2.jpg

It is a little mobile that I invented called "The Lullibinator." Simply hang it above the crib, and the microphone will detect when the baby is crying. If the crying reaches a certain decibel level, the box will spray a calming mist of pepper spray into the crib. It trains your baby not to cry in no time! It worked great on the midget when he started yelling. It comes with 2% CS pepper spray, which is practically harmless. It can be upgraded to bear mace if your child continues to cry. I have decorated the Lullibinator with friendly smiley faces to comfort your baby.

I am asking $50 for the Lullibinator, and $250 for the crib/battery combo. Let me know if you want to set up a time to stop by and check this stuff out.

Thanks,

Mike

From Julia ******** to Me:

Oh my god

From Julia ******** to Me:

Please tell me you're kidding. You're kidding, right?

From Me to Julia ********:

Julia,

Why would I be kidding? I thought $250 was more than reasonable. I got a lot of use out of these things before social services took my kid away. I still do whenever the midget comes over.

Mike

From Julia ******** to Me:

I...don't know what to say to you. You are a disgusting excuse for a human being. How dare you ever think that I would use this for my child. Don't you ever e-mail me again, you scumbag.

From Me to Julia ********:

Julia,

I've been called some harsh things for my haggling tactics, but you seem to have been very offended by the price I have offered. I am sorry; I had no intention of offending you. I will drop the total price to $200 for everything, and I'll even throw this in for free:

http://dontevenreply.com/images/crib3.jpg

Now you won't have to get up to give your baby a bottle when he is thirsty. This handy crib-bottle will allow your baby to quench his thirst any time he wants. It doesn't have to necessarily be filled with tequila (like I said, this crib was set up for a midget). It can easily be filled with Gatorade, breast milk, or whatever else your baby prefers. Throw in a can of food and the baby can practically live on his own!

Please let me know when you are going to pick this stuff up. I am going to Atlantic City for the weekend, so I need you to get it before I leave.

Thanks,


Mike


Please tell me this is real. It is he funniest thing in this thread to me. I hope it is real.

oubronco
06-08-2010, 07:31 AM
Unreliable pet sitter

Original ad:
Trustworthy and reliable pet sitter available in the area to watch your pets. Your pet will be in good hands and treated with care while you are away. Rates vary - email to discuss.

From Me to **********@**********.org

Hey,

I am away on vacation with my girlfriend for two weeks and completely forgot about her pet fish. Would you be able to go to my house and feed him every day? Normally I wouldn't let a stranger go into my house, but I am desperate and you seem trustworthy. What is your rate? I can pay you online via PayPal, or just give you cash when I get back.

Mike

From Jennifer ********* to Me:

Hi Mike,

Of course I can take care of your fish but I have a few questions first:

- Where do you live? Is there a spare key/garage code/whhatever so I can get in?
- What kind of fish is it and how big is the tank? (If it is a small fish bowl then I can care for the fish at my house)
- Any special instructions for feeding the fish?

My rate for small pets such as fish is $10 per day. Feel free to call me if you wish to discuss this over the phone. My number is 610-***-****.

Jenny

From Me to Jennifer *********:

Jenny,

I live at 211 ******* St (near the Acme shopping center).

The fish is a guppy but it lives in a 55 gallon tank, so you probably can't move it. It just needs one pinch of fish food in the morning and at night (in the jar above the tank).

I don't have a spare key or garage code, so you are going to have to break a window to get in. I have a garden in the backyard where you can find a rock. I would prefer if you didn't break any of the front windows because they are new. I'd suggest breaking the kitchen window in the back of the house. Now when the window breaks, the alarm is probably going to go off. I think the alarm code is 1988, but I'm not entirely sure. It is protocol for the alarm company to send the police when a window is broken, so just tell the police that I hired you to take care of my fish.

When can you be over there? I haven't fed the fish in over a day so I am sure he is really hungry.

Mike

From Jennifer ********* to Me:

What? That is crazy - I'm not gonna smash a window!

From Me to Jennifer *********:

Jenny,

Why don't you feel comfortable breaking a window? Don't worry, I was going to get that window replaced with a wall anyway so my girlfriend can't look outside while she is doing the dishes.

If you are afraid that you aren't strong enough to break the window, I have a sledgehammer in my shed. The shed is in the backyard and is unlocked. It is on the wall with the shotguns. You can easily break any window with that thing.

I almost forgot, if the police come, I need you to hide some weed and a bong that I left on the kitchen counter. Just put the weed in your pocket so they don't notice it when they are talking to you about the alarm, and maybe stuff some flowers in the bong so they think it is a vase.

Mike

From Jennifer ********* to Me:

I don't feel right smashing your window bc how would I explain that to the police? And now you want me to hide your drugs? Do you want me to go to jail? Think about what you want me to do and then ask yourself if you would do it in my situation.. I don't think you would!

From Me to Jennifer *********:

Jenny,

Think about how Gary (the guppy) feels right now. He is starving, and will most likely die if someone doesn't feed him soon. How selfish of you to put your own interests before the life of another.

Please, just do it for Gary. If he dies, my girlfriend is going to be pissed at me. The last time I accidentally killed one of her pets, she wouldn't have sex with me for a month. Do you know how expensive it is to pay an escort service for sex? Please don't make me go through that again.

If you are afraid of the police, I'll understand. I have a criminal record too, so I get why you don't want to deal with them. How about you smash the window, run in, feed the fish, and run out before they get there? It will probably take them at least five minutes to respond to the alarm.

Mike

From Jennifer ********* to Me:

No! You are an idiot! I don't have a criminal record you damn moron and I plan on keeping it that way. Don't try to guilt me about your fish because its your own stupid fault for forgetting about him! Just explain to your gf that you are a jackass and forgot to take care of the fish!

From Me to Jennifer *********:

Jenny,

When we get back home and I find the dead fish, I'll have no choice but to explain to my girlfriend that I hired you to take care of the fish and you let him die. I will give her your phone number and let you two sort things out.

Mike

From Jennifer ********* to Me:

Don't you ****ing dare you stupid mother ****er!

Pseudofool
06-08-2010, 09:19 AM
The above ads come from here: http://www.dontevenreply.com/

Dagmar
06-09-2010, 12:24 PM
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SouthStndJunkie
06-10-2010, 01:09 PM
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Baba Booey
06-14-2010, 11:39 PM
http://4chanarchive.org/images/218434785/1271676418886.jpg

Cleo McDowell
06-15-2010, 04:26 AM
http://poststuff5.entensity.net/061410/obama.jpg

Baba Booey
06-15-2010, 11:08 PM
http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/054/620/original/1252117027187.jpg?1276478998

oubronco
06-16-2010, 06:10 AM
Important Document

Original ad:
LOST DOCUMENT - PLEASE HELP
We were travelling down Schuykill Rd between Schoolhouse Rd and Hares Hill when a very important document blew out the window. If you find this document please let us know ASAP!
From Me to ************@************.org:

Hello,

I saw that you lost your document on the road I live on, so I figured I'd go out and try to find it for you. I found several things that could be your document but due to your lack of details I am not sure if I have the right one or not.

Mike

From Jessica ****** to Me:

Can you please describe what you found! Thanks

J

From Me to Jessica ******:

Jessica,

Here are the three documents...I hope this helps:

The first document appears to be a receipt of some kind from McDonalds. It looks like the person paid for a McDouble and a small drink.

The second document is a page out of the Philadelphia Inquirer. It has the TV guide for the date of May 17th, 2010.

I can't quite figure out what the final document is...it is partially torn. On the front it says "NICKERS" and on the back there are some nutrition facts or something. It is very fancy paper - dark on one side and shiny on the other.

I hope one of these is your document so I can get it back to you safely.

Thanks,

Mike

From Jessica ****** to Me:

Great you found a receipt for food...a newspaper page...and a candy bar wrapper. Thanks a lot for the help jackass.

From Me to Jessica ******:

Well which one is yours?

Also, I found an empty coffee cup from Wawa if this helps.

Mike

From Jessica ****** to Me:

Do you honestly think any of that crap is what I am looking for??? Why would you even bother emailing me I swear to god

From Me to Jessica ******:

Well I wasn't too sure about the coffee cup, but I thought maybe you wanted the McDonalds receipt because I figured that anyone who is too cheap to pay for the extra piece of cheese, and opts for the McDouble instead of the Double Cheeseburger, would probably need that receipt to get some kind of tax deduction.

I also thought perhaps you were watching a really good movie on TV and wanted to know what it was called, which is why you would have needed the TV guide. I looked through the TV guide and saw that "The Hunt For Red October" was on that night...were you thinking of that? It was the movie about submarines.

As for the candy bar wrapper, I figured you were on a diet and needed to see how many calories the candy bar was so you could figure out what else you were allowed to eat for the day.

I was just trying to help. Maybe next time you should be more specific as to what the document is. If you are going to be ungrateful, then I am just going to throw these documents back into the street where I found them.

Mike

From Jessica ****** to Me:

None of those things are documents!! How stupid are you????

bronclvr
06-16-2010, 08:28 AM
http://i708.photobucket.com/albums/ww88/geoklass/brownorpink.jpg?t=1276700139

LonghornBronco
06-16-2010, 08:58 AM
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2416/2201688044_b9a72418e2_o.jpg

bronclvr
06-16-2010, 09:06 AM
^^^Tooo funny!!^^^ Thanks for the laugh!

LonghornBronco
06-16-2010, 09:10 AM
It's one of my all-time favs.

supermanhr9
06-16-2010, 02:52 PM
this thread is amazing.

Los Broncos
06-16-2010, 03:00 PM
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2416/2201688044_b9a72418e2_o.jpg

Hilarious!

LonghornBronco
06-17-2010, 12:00 PM
<a href="http://media.photobucket.com/image/funny/yescomm/funny/funny-01.jpg?o=1" target="_blank"><img src="http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll176/yescomm/funny/funny-01.jpg" border="0"></a>

bronclvr
06-18-2010, 08:57 AM
http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2010/6/16/634122744807658585-Confirmation.jpg

bronclvr
06-18-2010, 08:58 AM
http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2010/6/2/634110688052989330-observations.jpg

oubronco
06-20-2010, 06:25 PM
Got this sent to me today :~ohyah!:

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/5277/mynameiskelly.jpg (http://img404.imageshack.us/i/mynameiskelly.jpg/)

supermanhr9
06-21-2010, 07:08 AM
so thougthful

BowlenBall
06-21-2010, 11:53 AM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/TB9KW8e7WBI/AAAAAAABXN0/0AUKW3I231I/s1600/funny_demotivational_posters_52.jpg

BowlenBall
06-21-2010, 11:54 AM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/TB9J1wUg_6I/AAAAAAABXM0/_RWksih8fVg/s1600/funny_demotivational_posters_60.jpg

BowlenBall
06-21-2010, 12:10 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/TBjOmRFqMuI/AAAAAAABWlQ/o1NG4iJ3BqY/s400/funny_for_sale_signs_08.jpg

BowlenBall
06-21-2010, 12:19 PM
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/129204132347495877.jpg

BowlenBall
06-21-2010, 12:29 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/TBetwq1BtYI/AAAAAAABWPA/oCOolAMs5Do/s1600/funny_restaurant_signs_01.jpg

BowlenBall
06-21-2010, 12:30 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/TBetbPXS3HI/AAAAAAABWNo/ZBuzHRy0Geg/s1600/funny_restaurant_signs_12.jpg

BowlenBall
06-21-2010, 12:49 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/TA6YLWDqpCI/AAAAAAABUwc/mkS37ZjwFu0/s1600/camera_fail_08.jpg

oubronco
06-21-2010, 03:20 PM
Jeebus

http://en.bgink.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/w1-funny-tattoo3.jpg

oubronco
06-22-2010, 07:58 AM
Original ad:
I am a 18 year old looking for a summer job. it is hard for me to find work and I just want a job so I can afford a car for college next summer. I can clean, babysit, answer phones, pretty much whatever as long as it pays!!
From Mike Anderson to ***********@***********.org
Hey,

I saw your ad looking for work and I think I have a job for you! I am looking for an assistant on my farm for the summer. It will involve working outdoors. Let me know if you are interested.

Mike

From Stephanie ******* to Me
Hi Mike! I am interested in your job! I love animals and used to ride horses so a farm would be great! what kind of work would I be doing, and where is your farm located? it needs to be close to ******** so my parents can drop me off and pick meup

From Mike Anderson to Stephanie *********
Stephanie,

It is very close to **********. I'm glad to hear you are familiar with horses, because you will be primarily working with horses.

My farm gets all the old horses that other farms don't need anymore, and they are starting to take up a lot of room in my stable, which I want to turn into a garage for my new truck. Therefore, the horses need to go. As my assistant, you will be in charge of killing the horses and dumping them in the lake behind my farm.

I used to have a captive bolt pistol (cattle gun) that I used to put them down, but it broke when I tried to use it to tap a keg. You'll probably have to use my 12-gauge shotgun to put them down. Sometimes they don't die right away when you shoot them, and will start freaking out. You just have to stay calm and keep shooting. Don't worry, I'll show you how to use the shotgun if you aren't familiar with one.

You then need to use my chainsaw to cut the horses into smaller parts that you can carry down to the lake. It can get a little messy, so I suggest wearing some clothes that you don't care about, or some clothes that the horse blood would compliment.

The lake isn't mine, it is my neighbor's. He gets kind of angry when he sees me dumping dead horses in his lake, so you have to make sure he isn't around when you do it. I have some cinderblocks you can use to weigh the horses down so he won't see them.

I have a lot of horses, and each horse takes about an hour and a half to dispose of, so you should have plenty of work. The job will pay $15 an hour. When can you start?

Mike

From Stephanie ******* to Me
omg that is HORRIBLE! That is truely awful and sick!! Why cant you just give the poor horses away? sorry but I am not helping you slaughter horses!!!

From Mike Anderson to Stephanie *********
Stephanie,

I'm sorry if you are a bit surprised, but this is how farms work. You can't give away old horses, you have to kill them. I thought about it, and if you don't want to use the chainsaw to cut up the horses, you can just use my truck to drag them down to the lake. Do you have your license or permit? If not, this could be good driving practice for you. You don't want to pass up on this great job opportunity.

Mike

From Stephanie ******* to Me
No that is not how farms work you are just SICK! I am NOT interested

From Mike Anderson to Stephanie *********
Stephanie you are going to regret this some day when you try to get a real job. I think this would look great on your resume.

bronco militia
06-22-2010, 12:31 PM
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l45zf87uBI1qa5z1ro1_500.jpg

oubronco
06-23-2010, 04:33 PM
http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/79/protester.jpg (http://img163.imageshack.us/i/protester.jpg/)

That One Guy
06-24-2010, 10:51 AM
http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/1/7/collegehumor.2f8ca0819941fbacbfbc3cc7521149f7.jpg

Swedish Extrovert
06-24-2010, 02:56 PM
http://thewiddershins.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/nancy-pelosi-rham-emmanuel.jpg

That One Guy
06-27-2010, 10:21 AM
From ugliesttattoos.com:

http://ugliesttattoos.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/129195879961919016.jpg

bronclvr
06-29-2010, 12:46 PM
http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/2093/36972103.jpg

oubronco
07-05-2010, 10:10 AM
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/283/300/90333039_display_image.jpg?1278169884

oubronco
07-08-2010, 11:57 AM
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y57/saikyodesuyo/Random/jj_is_redickulously_gay.jpg

oubronco
07-08-2010, 11:58 AM
http://photo-bombers.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/741.jpg

oubronco
07-08-2010, 11:58 AM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_oFN5FV7Qr9c/SPjYL64WPCI/AAAAAAAABCk/dIlZtEuwfBI/s400/back_16.jpg

BMF Bronco
07-08-2010, 01:12 PM
put this on the other site but here's a personal Photo-jacking by yours truly...

http://i849.photobucket.com/albums/ab52/offej/photobomb.jpg

BMF Bronco
07-08-2010, 01:13 PM
and for those who went to CU or had anything to do with CU cheerleading, the chick in the middle might look familiar.

bronclvr
07-08-2010, 02:17 PM
http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2010/7/8/634141684126666795-stupidity.jpg

bronclvr
07-08-2010, 02:19 PM
http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2010/7/6/634139814463862170-Cartrouble.jpg

Los Broncos
07-19-2010, 02:18 PM
Rofl!rofl!rofl!rofl!rofl!rofl!

oubronco
07-19-2010, 02:45 PM
http://notaniche.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/stupidity.jpg

oubronco
07-19-2010, 02:46 PM
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/bombsdavid/hilarious2.jpg

oubronco
07-19-2010, 02:46 PM
http://www.sawse.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/hilarious8.jpg

oubronco
07-19-2010, 02:47 PM
http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff206/SaraMackey/hilarious.jpg

oubronco
07-20-2010, 01:10 PM
http://images.craigslist.org/3ne3m83lf5O25Q65T2a7k169592b7ebd41fbd.jpg

ColoradoDarin
07-20-2010, 01:59 PM
http://images.craigslist.org/3ne3m83lf5O25Q65T2a7k169592b7ebd41fbd.jpg

Looks weird without the girl learning on it (hugging it?), yay Photoshop

oubronco
07-20-2010, 02:34 PM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/241/521767130_4935af10c6.jpg

oubronco
07-20-2010, 02:35 PM
http://www.teacuppoodles.us/images/poodledoodle/toofunny.jpg

oubronco
07-20-2010, 02:37 PM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3089/2714343255_97d4d2c823_o.jpg

Bigdawg26
07-20-2010, 02:41 PM
Rofl!rofl!rofl!rofl!rofl!rofl!

:spit:

oubronco
07-20-2010, 02:43 PM
http://funnybackgroundpictures.com/files/2009/12/amazed-funnybackgroundpicture.jpg

oubronco
07-20-2010, 03:54 PM
http://lh5.ggpht.com/_9F9_RUESS2E/S1dsWBhB4lI/AAAAAAAACFg/h5tZSsLQlas/s800/pictureoftheday0008-woman-with-good-reputation.jpg

oubronco
07-20-2010, 03:56 PM
http://funny.funnyoldplanet.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/nasty-kid.jpg

oubronco
07-20-2010, 03:57 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2008/11/funny-pictures-cat-is-sick-and-cannot-go-to-school.jpg

bronco militia
07-20-2010, 05:25 PM
http://pic90.picturetrail.com/VOL2145/12872817/22905695/389903109.jpg

oubronco
07-21-2010, 02:41 PM
For some time many of us have wondered who is Jack ****? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, You dont know Jack ****? Well, thanks to my efforts you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack **** is the only son of Awe **** who married O ****. In turn Jack **** married Noe ****.The couple had 6 children: Holie ****, Giva ****, Fulla ****, Bull ****, and the twins Deep **** and Dip ****. Deep **** married Dumb ****, a high school dropout. After 15 years, Jack and Noe **** got divorced and she married Ted Sherlock and became Noe **** Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip **** married Lota **** and had a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken ****. Fulla **** n Giva **** married the Happens brothers in a double wedding. The newspaper invited everyone to the ****-Happens wedding. Bull **** traveled the world and returned home with an italian bride, Pisa ****. So from now on,
no one can tell you that you dont know Jack ****....

Swedish Extrovert
07-21-2010, 11:21 PM
.

Swedish Extrovert
07-21-2010, 11:23 PM
http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/cbde476e-5192-4278-8d2b-789b1284da2f.jpg

Killericon
07-22-2010, 12:32 AM
.

http://www.whatjamiefound.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/billstickers1.jpg

Swedish Extrovert
07-22-2010, 02:58 PM
http://fatpita.net/images/image%20(4590).jpg

Captain 'Dre
07-22-2010, 04:14 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/tobyt/Penguinsmack.gif

Captain 'Dre
07-22-2010, 04:15 PM
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs060.ash2/36387_133316826693967_100000469506395_297878_66769 25_n.jpg

Captain 'Dre
07-22-2010, 04:15 PM
http://files.myopera.com/Sanguinemoon/files/old_forum_import/horn.jpg

Captain 'Dre
07-22-2010, 04:16 PM
http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/1418/daffyjerking.gif

Captain 'Dre
07-22-2010, 04:17 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v157/msscomm/TellinEm.gif

Captain 'Dre
07-22-2010, 04:19 PM
http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n87/Elfdart/whatever.gif

Killericon
07-22-2010, 04:32 PM
http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/111/image13641502082.jpg (http://img64.imageshack.us/i/image13641502082.jpg/)

http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/4323/image50511479888.jpg (http://img22.imageshack.us/i/image50511479888.jpg/)

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/5557/image53201461238.jpg (http://img14.imageshack.us/i/image53201461238.jpg/)

Swedish Extrovert
07-22-2010, 06:19 PM
I fixed my last one

Bigdawg26
07-22-2010, 09:19 PM
http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/1418/daffyjerking.gif
:rofl:

DomCasual
07-23-2010, 07:12 AM
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=26845&stc=1&d=1279842124

ksBRONCOfan
07-23-2010, 02:25 PM
http://www.eatliver.com/img/2010/5991.jpg

Florida_Bronco
07-23-2010, 02:35 PM
Good one Smurf!

Los Broncos
07-23-2010, 02:56 PM
LOL, that's a good one.

Cleo McDowell
07-23-2010, 10:53 PM
http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/inceptionp11.jpg

Swedish Extrovert
07-23-2010, 11:07 PM
Good one Smurf!

Tebow's a lover, not a fighter. But he's a fighter, too, so don't get any ideas.

ksBRONCOfan
07-24-2010, 09:24 AM
http://eatliver.com/img/2010/5821.jpg

Smilin Assassin
07-25-2010, 01:46 PM
.

Smilin Assassin
07-25-2010, 01:49 PM
-

brncs_fan
07-26-2010, 09:27 AM
http://www.motivationalz.com/pictures/nerd_porn.jpg

bronclvr
07-28-2010, 10:31 AM
The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry mid term, andan actual answer turned in by a student. The answer by this student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues,via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well : - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a memberof their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct -- leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.' THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.

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Ugly Duck
07-29-2010, 05:39 PM
http://images.fanfeedr.com/2010/07/29/8/m8f8875b274ee57a181a6e9802b60b06c.jpg
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/aGIJ455k5hw/0.jpg

Captain 'Dre
07-29-2010, 07:33 PM
http://images.fanfeedr.com/2010/07/29/8/m8f8875b274ee57a181a6e9802b60b06c.jpg

When did Uncle Fester join the Raiders?!?

loborugger
07-29-2010, 08:37 PM
When did Uncle Fester join the Raiders?!?

My man, that is a good way to get punched in the puss.

Baba Booey
07-29-2010, 10:02 PM
http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/3628/thurmanthomas.jpg

bowtown
07-30-2010, 01:33 AM
Wow, I don't get that one at all.

Dagmar
07-30-2010, 05:21 AM
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/demotivational-posters-peta.jpg

Captain 'Dre
07-30-2010, 06:49 AM
http://www.eatliver.com/img/2010/5991.jpg

Can't argue with this^^^.

Captain 'Dre
07-30-2010, 06:51 AM
My man, that is a good way to get punched in the puss.

By whom?!?!?

supermanhr9
07-30-2010, 07:16 AM
HAHAHAHA, PETA is hilarious

dbfan21
07-30-2010, 07:24 AM
http://images.fanfeedr.com/2010/07/29/8/m8f8875b274ee57a181a6e9802b60b06c.jpg


Hey Moe! Where's Larry? Nuk, nuk, nuk...

Captain 'Dre
07-30-2010, 08:20 AM
Hey Moe! Where's Larry? Nuk, nuk, nuk...

"Why, I oughtta murdalize the guy!"

bronco militia
07-30-2010, 07:39 PM
<object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jJ5rErtiJoQ&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xd0d0d0&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jJ5rErtiJoQ&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xd0d0d0&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="385"></embed></object>

Baba Booey
07-31-2010, 11:44 AM
http://i324.photobucket.com/albums/k335/bobbyc65/Animate%20GIFS/launchsqrl.gif?t=1280583810

ScottXray
07-31-2010, 11:55 AM
http://i324.photobucket.com/albums/k335/bobbyc65/Animate%20GIFS/launchsqrl.gif?t=1280583810

This is just SO wrong.!

oubronco
07-31-2010, 01:13 PM
This is just SO wrong.!

But funny as hell Hilarious!

loborugger
07-31-2010, 02:16 PM
http://i324.photobucket.com/albums/k335/bobbyc65/Animate%20GIFS/launchsqrl.gif?t=1280583810

<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/l3Ya6z-NlDo&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/l3Ya6z-NlDo&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

Sir_Robin
07-31-2010, 03:20 PM
I'd build that if I had a squirrel problem. Funny!

broncocalijohn
07-31-2010, 10:59 PM
I'd build that if I had a squirrel problem. Funny!

I wish i had a squirrel problem just to launch one. Is it PETA APPROVED?

Ugly Duck
08-01-2010, 01:03 AM
Hey Moe! Where's Larry? Nuk, nuk, nuk...


http://www.threestooges.com/images/bios/photoCurlyJoeDeRita.jpghttp://images.fanfeedr.com/2010/07/29/8/m8f8875b274ee57a181a6e9802b60b06c.jpg

JCMElway
08-01-2010, 07:09 AM
Actually, that's not Curly, that's Joe. But what a resemblance, nonetheless.

oubronco
08-03-2010, 06:27 PM
http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u14/Kenobi1_bucket/mondayrandomsome16DailyAfternoonRandomness31Photos .jpg

Bigdawg26
08-05-2010, 01:17 PM
http://www.mattbrandenburg.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/damn.jpg

broncocalijohn
08-05-2010, 01:51 PM
LOL! Because only illegals know how to make burritos? Simple, you get a hot dog bun, put some pork in it with swiss cheese and add taco sauce.

ksBRONCOfan
08-05-2010, 02:00 PM
http://www.eatliver.com/img/2010/6053.jpg

bronco militia
08-05-2010, 02:10 PM
bwahaha

bronclvr
08-06-2010, 07:52 AM
http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2010/8/3/634164202972119815-Arizona.jpg

bronco militia
08-09-2010, 11:44 AM
http://pic100.picturetrail.com/VOL637/2498345/22431097/390637821.jpg

Dagmar
08-09-2010, 11:52 AM
http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web03/2010/8/5/12/yogi-bear-3ds-awkward-tagline-25155-1281026522-11.jpg

More like pedobear.

Dagmar
08-09-2010, 11:54 AM
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/waterslide_senor.gif

Dagmar
08-09-2010, 11:54 AM
http://www.zadan.nl/excuseme/excuse.jpg

Dagmar
08-09-2010, 11:55 AM
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff16/cyril_fence/fence-puffins.jpg

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff259/thorhawk792/snuggie.gif

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-dog-pictures-great-cornholio-beavis-and-butthead.jpg

Dagmar
08-09-2010, 11:56 AM
http://dpt.thewebsiteisdown.com/dpt/files/network_cable_unplugged.jpeg

http://blog.darkersideofcode.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/bearwait.jpg

Dagmar
08-09-2010, 11:59 AM
http://www.solarfeedintariff.net/images/hey-beetlejuice-doris-joker-funny-demotivational-poster.jpg

http://i31.tinypic.com/mwpq3t.jpg

http://i32.tinypic.com/4tqcuf.jpg

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/922516b2-8364-4fc6-b4cc-139d17b2b800.jpg

bronco militia
08-09-2010, 12:36 PM
http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web03/2010/8/5/12/yogi-bear-3ds-awkward-tagline-25155-1281026522-11.jpg

More like pedobear.

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/yogi.jpg

bronco militia
08-09-2010, 09:40 PM
<object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/b0GjKiy3nSI&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xd0d0d0&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/b0GjKiy3nSI&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xd0d0d0&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="385"></embed></object>

TheReverend
08-09-2010, 09:58 PM
WARNING, THE FOLLOWING IS VERY OFFENSIVE




































http://images.4chan.org/fit/src/1281414821430.png

Dagmar
08-09-2010, 10:01 PM
4chan can be very offensive I agree. Especially that kid who had sex with the skull.

Baba Booey
08-10-2010, 07:40 AM
http://somuchdamage.com/stuff/diggcomic.jpg

TailgateNut
08-10-2010, 07:46 AM
http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2010/8/3/634164202972119815-Arizona.jpg


Hilarious!

^Awesomeness defined^

or: go to the edge of I-10 and head south!:~ohyah!:

Swedish Extrovert
08-10-2010, 11:04 PM
.

bronclvr
08-11-2010, 07:24 AM
http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2010/8/11/634170973324067870-Opportunity.jpg

oubronco
08-11-2010, 04:38 PM
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/monday-randy-19.jpg?w=500&h=353

SouthStndJunkie
08-11-2010, 05:09 PM
<IMG SRC="http://pic100.picturetrail.com/VOL637/2498345/22431097/390726577.jpg" border="0" alt="Image Hosting by PictureTrail.com">

ksBRONCOfan
08-13-2010, 11:03 AM
http://www.eatliver.com/img/2010/6092.jpg

Swedish Extrovert
09-20-2010, 10:41 AM
Great pharma advertisement.

ksBRONCOfan
09-21-2010, 01:15 PM
http://www.eatliver.com/img/2010/6230.jpg

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
09-21-2010, 01:27 PM
http://www.zwani.com/graphics/funny_pictures/images/funny-pictures99.jpg

the new nbagay

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
09-21-2010, 01:29 PM
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/waterslide_senor.gif

oh dear god thats inhumane someone get that poor whale back into the ocean, instead of having it perform tricks at sea world

oubronco
09-24-2010, 02:33 PM
http://www.thehighdefinite.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/justin_bieber_quote_of_the_day.jpghttp://www.thehighdefinite.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/cobain.jpg

oubronco
09-24-2010, 02:33 PM
http://www.thehighdefinite.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/cobain.jpg

Rocket 7
09-24-2010, 05:39 PM
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e364/dipsomaniac1/mocapla3.png

LonghornBronco
09-30-2010, 02:40 PM
So good I had to share! :afro:

<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xW-fPBh6w7A?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xW-fPBh6w7A?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

supermanhr9
09-30-2010, 03:00 PM
So good I had to share! :afro:

<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xW-fPBh6w7A?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xW-fPBh6w7A?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

Just like every guy growing up, we all hated boy bands correct? Thus JT was thought to be quite the turd burglar in my eyes. However these days can't help but admit, the guy is pretty damn cool. Ever since he hosted the ESPY's, i decided to be a fan.

LonghornBronco
09-30-2010, 03:02 PM
He had me at dick in a box...

Dagmar
10-01-2010, 07:15 AM
http://9.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/17/30/0954348aa8c539486cb132d486f2ca67.jpg

bronco militia
10-01-2010, 12:45 PM
http://www.dlisted.com/files/caption1001_1.jpg

Swedish Extrovert
10-01-2010, 02:59 PM
http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/f7cad9e0-f185-4201-8e0f-8aee7a009ef8.jpg

Swedish Extrovert
10-01-2010, 03:02 PM
http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/a7be7848-0307-4661-bd54-07094510d91f.jpg

bronclvr
10-04-2010, 03:55 PM
http://i742.photobucket.com/albums/xx61/1990LXMustang/learnchineseviawwwofficqo1.jpg

bronclvr
10-04-2010, 03:57 PM
http://i742.photobucket.com/albums/xx61/1990LXMustang/duck.jpg

bronclvr
10-04-2010, 03:59 PM
http://i742.photobucket.com/albums/xx61/1990LXMustang/1225718938hunting-helper.jpg

bronclvr
10-05-2010, 03:26 PM
http://funnyhalloweencostumesplus.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/halloween-safety-3.jpg

bronclvr
10-05-2010, 03:56 PM
http://cyn.ical.us/media/blogs/mymedia/prophet_lol_cat.jpg

bronco militia
10-05-2010, 09:15 PM
<object width="640" height="390"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qRuNxHqwazs&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&version=3"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qRuNxHqwazs&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&version=3" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="390"></embed></object>

FantomForce
10-05-2010, 11:13 PM
You'll be like f* you and kick mother nature in the face with your energy legs LOL!

bronclvr
10-07-2010, 03:36 PM
Interesting piece of History:

In 1872 the Arabs invented the first Condom using a Goat's lower Intestine.

In 1873 the British somewhat refined the idea by taking the
Intestine out of the Goat first.

That One Guy
10-26-2010, 08:29 PM
Wow...

oubronco
12-08-2010, 07:52 AM
http://img834.imageshack.us/img834/4044/lmaosex.gif (http://img834.imageshack.us/i/lmaosex.gif/)

That One Guy
02-12-2011, 04:44 PM
http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/chatroulette-trolling-id-love-to-see-more.jpg

bronco militia
03-07-2011, 09:24 PM
<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/b2At0Z7JKBI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

bronco militia
03-07-2011, 09:36 PM
<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Kqj2hkbDnyM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Smiling Assassin27
04-12-2011, 12:50 PM
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/ef-you.gif?w=480&h=228

broncocalijohn
04-25-2011, 02:15 PM
Enjoy.

oubronco
04-30-2011, 09:02 AM
http://img806.imageshack.us/img806/3600/fury.jpg (http://img806.imageshack.us/i/fury.jpg/)

oubronco
05-04-2011, 07:33 AM
http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/4333/pvhv8.gif

bronclvr
05-04-2011, 02:31 PM
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/45895/81480813.gif

bronclvr
05-04-2011, 02:36 PM
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/45895/81480797.gif

bronclvr
05-04-2011, 02:38 PM
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/45895/81480787.gif

Butterscotch Stallion
05-04-2011, 02:49 PM
28506

Smiling Assassin27
05-06-2011, 09:52 AM
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/280sw87237.gif

Smiling Assassin27
05-10-2011, 02:27 PM
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/funny-good-time-14.jpg?w=500&h=375

bronclvr
05-12-2011, 09:26 AM
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/45895/81492017.gif

oubronco
05-29-2011, 07:39 PM
http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk140/tfoolry/121.gif

L.A. BRONCOS FAN
05-29-2011, 10:21 PM
http://i.imgur.com/H1uX1.gif

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/animated-gifs-08.gif?w=200&h=169

http://i.imgur.com/2V9tr.gif


http://i56.tinypic.com/3136n45.gif

http://i.imgur.com/SWEuW.gif

oubronco
06-16-2011, 10:31 AM
http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/249782_222051491157368_100000575558469_834397_3694 03_n.jpg

oubronco
06-16-2011, 10:32 AM
This falls into the WTF? category

http://tctechcrunch.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/screen-shot-2011-06-12-at-10-11-22-pm.png?w=620&h=463

oubronco
06-16-2011, 10:32 AM
http://edgeofthewest.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/dennis.jpg?w=299&h=400

oubronco
06-16-2011, 10:38 AM
http://www.damnlol.com/pics/277/bd5f831341b59e6800c51b7efcfc3a76.gif

oubronco
06-16-2011, 10:46 AM
http://i.imgur.com/sRX5f.gif

oubronco
06-16-2011, 10:47 AM
http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/files/2011/05/anal-kingdom.jpg

oubronco
06-16-2011, 10:48 AM
http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/225468_203069709734472_100000943344693_518263_2302 513_n.jpg

oubronco
06-16-2011, 10:51 AM
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/41570_251168554244_6532210_n.jpg

oubronco
06-16-2011, 10:56 AM
http://media.trb.com/media/photo/2009-10/23956085520700-07140334.jpg

oubronco
06-16-2011, 10:56 AM
http://media.trb.com/media/photo/2009-10/23956085525840-07140340.jpg

oubronco
06-16-2011, 10:57 AM
http://media.trb.com/media/photo/2009-10/23839126406700-07135333.jpg

Al Wilson 4 Mayor
06-16-2011, 10:59 AM
http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/225468_203069709734472_100000943344693_518263_2302 513_n.jpg

That is hilarious!

I laughed out loud at that one! I'm definitely gonna share that one with my wife.

:spit:

oubronco
06-16-2011, 10:59 AM
http://media.trb.com/media/photo/2009-10/23839126384460-07135401.jpg

oubronco
06-16-2011, 11:00 AM
http://media.trb.com/media/photo/2009-10/23879525099640-07135651.jpg

broncocalijohn
06-16-2011, 11:17 AM
I need someone to put the Motivational borders on this one and title it IRONY....what the **** response do you think you would receive doctor?

oubronco
06-22-2011, 12:40 PM
http://www.248am.com/images/vaginarepair.jpg

oubronco
06-22-2011, 12:44 PM
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a304/VerdellWilson/cream_puff.jpg

Man-Goblin
07-08-2011, 12:17 PM
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/45895/81492017.gif

I can't watch this without laughing.

bronclvr
07-08-2011, 02:06 PM
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/vengeanceforallthetimeshewascalledasausagep1.gif

Rocket 7
07-18-2011, 07:13 PM
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e364/dipsomaniac1/285552_166050303466379_100001842322394_389701_4168 711_n.jpg

bronclvr
08-25-2011, 06:15 AM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-xXKgpxLOLlQ/TlGrcr-qbkI/AAAAAAAAAq4/ahooNbS0OJ4/s640/4e02c2064081f.jpg (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-xXKgpxLOLlQ/TlGrcr-qbkI/AAAAAAAAAq4/ahooNbS0OJ4/s1600/4e02c2064081f.jpg)

bronclvr
08-25-2011, 06:16 AM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-eMQv9rT_1gk/TlGrglj4y7I/AAAAAAAAArU/8UyEO2WE2d8/s640/4e4b5457b4287.jpg (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-eMQv9rT_1gk/TlGrglj4y7I/AAAAAAAAArU/8UyEO2WE2d8/s1600/4e4b5457b4287.jpg)

bronclvr
08-25-2011, 06:17 AM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-gIcRW0gcE8o/TlGrlPX_EEI/AAAAAAAAAr8/LZ8lu-gvQ9M/s640/4e31e10bacd73.jpg (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-gIcRW0gcE8o/TlGrlPX_EEI/AAAAAAAAAr8/LZ8lu-gvQ9M/s1600/4e31e10bacd73.jpg)

bronclvr
08-25-2011, 06:19 AM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-55jrCw0DvEw/TlGryoR1YvI/AAAAAAAAAtY/GVi1HtkF2kI/s640/4e15348f3fc7c.jpg (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-55jrCw0DvEw/TlGryoR1YvI/AAAAAAAAAtY/GVi1HtkF2kI/s1600/4e15348f3fc7c.jpg)

oubronco
09-07-2011, 09:24 AM
http://edhoncho.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/tattoo.jpg

DenverBrit
09-07-2011, 09:43 AM
Pucker up, Hong Kong. Ha!

DenverBrit
09-07-2011, 09:45 AM
Bachmann demonstrates how to win a straw poll.

oubronco
09-16-2011, 07:24 AM
http://d1535dk28ea235.cloudfront.net/preset_65/1a_38.jpg

oubronco
09-16-2011, 07:27 AM
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/broncojaws/shark1.jpg

oubronco
09-16-2011, 07:28 AM
http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/files/2011/09/tumblr_lqcllmCqUv1qzmopno1_500.jpg

oubronco
09-16-2011, 07:30 AM
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/broncojaws/drowning.jpg

oubronco
09-16-2011, 07:37 AM
http://dontclickthis.whatingods.name/accident.gif

oubronco
09-16-2011, 07:37 AM
http://dontclickthis.whatingods.name/burn-gas.gif

oubronco
09-16-2011, 07:40 AM
http://dontclickthis.whatingods.name/poledance.gif

oubronco
09-16-2011, 07:40 AM
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l01b5kiS2D1qa96yko1_500.jpg

oubronco
09-16-2011, 07:44 AM
http://cdn4.diggstatic.com/story/for_science/o.png

bronclvr
09-19-2011, 02:02 PM
http://i.imgur.com/kZnLm.gif

Bronx33
09-19-2011, 07:21 PM
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/TNm6l4FwABE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

broncocalijohn
09-19-2011, 07:33 PM
http://i.imgur.com/kZnLm.gif

We should have had a "caption this" contest (which we probably did and I missed it).

"Hey, Hey, Hey! I am not Perrish Cox!"

bronclvr
09-21-2011, 03:49 PM
http://www.nastyhobbit.org/data/media/4/Kung_fu_bear.gif

DenverBrit
09-21-2011, 04:06 PM
.

Rohirrim
09-23-2011, 02:13 PM
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/TNm6l4FwABE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

That's one of the strangest ****ing things I've ever seen. Hilarious!

L.A. BRONCOS FAN
09-27-2011, 01:44 AM
http://www.bartcop.com/in-bred-cat.jpg

<big>Would you call this an inbred cat?</big>

L.A. BRONCOS FAN
09-27-2011, 01:45 AM
You supply the caption...<small><small><small><small></small></small><small><small>
</small></small><small><small></small></small></small></small>
<big><small></small><small> http://www.bartcop.com/you-supply-the-caption-110922.jpg

</small></big><big>Can we have cantaloupes for lunch?</big>

oubronco
09-27-2011, 10:24 AM
http://assets.perfectlytimedphotos.com/hashed_silo_content/silo_content/25117/resized/dog.jpg (http://perfectlytimedphotos.com./perfectly-timed-photo/popular/25744-just-make-a-fake-laugh-it)

oubronco
09-27-2011, 10:25 AM
http://assets.perfectlytimedphotos.com/hashed_silo_content/silo_content/21538/resized/Picture_789.jpg (http://perfectlytimedphotos.com/perfectly-timed-photo/popular/21599-paraplegic-in-3-2-1)

oubronco
09-27-2011, 10:26 AM
http://assets.perfectlytimedphotos.com/hashed_silo_content/silo_content/7247/resized/1238730493089.jpg (http://perfectlytimedphotos.com/perfectly-timed-photo/popular/7248-ooooo-a-nickle)

oubronco
09-27-2011, 10:31 AM
http://assets.perfectlytimedphotos.com/hashed_silo_content/silo_content/38218/resized/foo.jpg (http://perfectlytimedphotos.com/perfectly-timed-photo/popular/38219-photoshop)

"Baby got back."

bronclvr
09-29-2011, 01:57 PM
http://media.fakeposters.com/results/2011/08/17/u4nmxdj5qa.jpg

bronclvr
09-29-2011, 01:57 PM
http://media.fakeposters.com/results/2011/09/19/6pfvvejxvx.jpg

bronclvr
09-29-2011, 01:59 PM
http://media.fakeposters.com/results/2011/08/25/lrcjek7f56.jpg

bronclvr
09-29-2011, 01:59 PM
http://media.fakeposters.com/results/2011/08/25/i4jd3usioi.jpg

bronclvr
10-06-2011, 02:15 PM
http://vsm.com--live.com/admin/uploads/epicsnaps.com/best%20pick%20up%20line%20ever.jpg

oubronco
10-06-2011, 06:35 PM
Awesome

oubronco
10-06-2011, 06:47 PM
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/funny-dirty-photos-thechive-20.jpg

oubronco
10-12-2011, 12:58 PM
http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q270/Broncogirler/growsome.jpg

bronclvr
10-13-2011, 12:47 PM
http://www.hamflaps.com/uploader/files/5/bacon.bmp