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broncofan7
01-12-2010, 09:27 AM
http://www.bustedcoverage.com/?p=24580


The gossip sites, all 1,500 of them, are reporting that Shaq has been pulling a Tiger Woods over the past 18 months with some Swedish glamor model who goes by the name Dominica Westling.

(When we initially heard Swedish model our first guess wouldn’t have been Dominica. What, Mika already taken?)

RadarOnline, riding the wave of its Tiger success, seems to have moved on to Shaq’s bedroom sexcapades.

“A source familiar with the situation told RadarOnline.com exclusively that the couple not only exchanges steamy emails but also has cybersex using a Web camera.”

Yeah, news of this behavior is worthless unless we have something to visualize. BC NEEDS DOMINICA SKIN! AFTER THE JUMP!

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Of course, playing the mistress card who won’t talk until Gloria Allred is involved, Westling has gone silent on the alleged affair.

When contacted by RadarOnline.com for comment, Westling said: “I understand where you’re coming from but I just don’t want to talk about anything. I’d rather not comment.”

RadarOnline.com also contacted Shaq via email, who replied: “no comment” when asked about his affair with Westling.

Until you a-holes pay up. Radar knows what these women want. Rent money.

Let’s get back to that cybersex part of the story. How does that work with a 7-footer and a 5-foot-something Swedish model? Language barrier? Odd positioning of the camera for a 7-footer? Giant schlong slapping the screen? (BC Photo Editor Big Gay Rich’s question.)

Don’t you think that it’s a good thing Wilt Chamberlain was banging 10,000 women before Facebook and Twitter? He would have put Radar, TMZ and People Magazine out of business.

Doggcow
01-12-2010, 09:28 AM
She lovin herself some Shaq-tus

SonOfLe-loLang
01-12-2010, 09:32 AM
God bless the Swedes. If you like blond/blue eyed tall women, spend a few days in stockholm. Its not that the most beautiful swedish women are prettier than American ones, but their average looking girl is pretty cute. And because its still a very homogenous community, there are tons of em. Oh, do i miss sweden.

Chris
01-12-2010, 09:33 AM
She's hot. She also looks short. What is it with basketball players and tiny women?

broncofan7
01-12-2010, 09:34 AM
God bless the Swedes. If you like blond/blue eyed tall women, spend a few days in stockholm. Its not that the most beautiful swedish women are prettier than American ones, but their average looking girl is pretty cute. And because its still a very homogenous community, there are tons of em. Oh, do i miss sweden.

Remember this post..you will never see me write this regarding anything you write ever again

"I envy you"--BF7 1/12/10

bronco militia
01-12-2010, 09:35 AM
She's hot. She also looks short. What is it with basketball players and tiny women?

midget hands make your dick look bigger

Doggcow
01-12-2010, 09:37 AM
God bless the Swedes. If you like blond/blue eyed tall women, spend a few days in stockholm. Its not that the most beautiful swedish women are prettier than American ones, but their average looking girl is pretty cute. And because its still a very homogenous community, there are tons of em. Oh, do i miss sweden.

Much like the South, on average, way more 7s+ than in the North in the US.

broncofan7
01-12-2010, 09:37 AM
midget hands make your dick look bigger

speaking from experience?
Personally, I only date female basketball players who can palm a basketball, that way I don't look so imposing..........

Doggcow
01-12-2010, 09:40 AM
speaking from experience?
Personally, I only date female basketball players who can palm a basketball, that way I don't look so imposing..........
Baaaazing!

bronco militia
01-12-2010, 09:40 AM
speaking from experience?
Personally, I only date female basketball players who can palm a basketball, that way I don't look so imposing..........

see other midget threads from the Manes past

sheesh, friggen n00bs :approve:

supermanhr9
01-12-2010, 09:40 AM
She is absolutely mistress material. By far hotter than any of Tiger's women. Go Shaq-Tus!!!!! I thougth him and his wife were over anyways, why is this an affair?

supermanhr9
01-12-2010, 09:41 AM
I bet at the end of every cyber sex chat, he goes " oh baby, oh baby, wait,,,,,,,, SHAZAAM!"

broncofan7
01-12-2010, 09:41 AM
Much like the South, on average, way more 7s+ than in the North in the US.

BINGO. I had a girl tell me(she was from VA) when I first moved to DFW to attend TCU that guys up north are better looking, but that there are more pretty girls down south....I am from up north, so I agree.

Doggcow
01-12-2010, 09:42 AM
I bet at the end of every cyber sex chat, he goes " oh baby, oh baby, wait,,,,,,,, SHAZAAM!"

Bahaha, this thread rocks.

bronco militia
01-12-2010, 09:42 AM
so who here put Shaq on the same pedestal as Tiger Woods?

I think shaq is somewhat insulated from this kind of publicity

broncofan7
01-12-2010, 09:42 AM
I bet at the end of every cyber sex chat, he goes " oh baby, oh baby, wait,,,,,,,, SHAZAAM!"

Hilarious!

worm
01-12-2010, 09:42 AM
God bless the Swedes. If you like blond/blue eyed tall women, spend a few days in stockholm. Its not that the most beautiful swedish women are prettier than American ones, but their average looking girl is pretty cute. And because its still a very homogenous community, there are tons of em. Oh, do i miss sweden.

Definately. In addition...On average, they stay good looking well after their 20\30s.

A lot of other areas of the World that have smoking younger ones like Italy and Latin America...the women seem to be more predisposed to sprouting hair on their lips and chin and plumping up.

Meck77
01-12-2010, 09:43 AM
God bless the Swedes. If you like blond/blue eyed tall women, spend a few days in stockholm. Its not that the most beautiful swedish women are prettier than American ones, but their average looking girl is pretty cute. And because its still a very homogenous community, there are tons of em. Oh, do i miss sweden.

You should visit Ukraine. Talk about hot women.

broncofan7
01-12-2010, 09:43 AM
Baaaazing!

a belated congrats on your FFball championship.......Bmarsh and Andre Johnson BLEW UP the very next week after my season ended.......

TheReverend
01-12-2010, 09:45 AM
http://i31.tinypic.com/emv87.jpg

SonOfLe-loLang
01-12-2010, 09:45 AM
You should visit Ukraine. Talk about hot women.

Czech republic too

TailgateNut
01-12-2010, 09:45 AM
Much like the South, on average, way more 7s+ than in the North in the US.

Are we talking looks or IQ.:~ohyah!:

Doggcow
01-12-2010, 09:50 AM
a belated congrats on your FFball championship.......Bmarsh and Andre Johnson BLEW UP the very next week after my season ended.......

Lol yeah, you would have beat me by 10. I got way lucky.

Doggcow
01-12-2010, 09:52 AM
Are we talking looks or IQ.:~ohyah!:

Well, I would guess from my limited experience in the South, 7 is pretty high on the IQ scale, not that that one would mind ;)

Rulon Velvet Jones
01-12-2010, 09:55 AM
You could put a beer between those things. Very handy.

MplsBronco
01-12-2010, 09:55 AM
Czech republic too

Amazing how hot the women are there.

Los Broncos
01-12-2010, 10:05 AM
Dam, she is hot.

Anaximines
01-12-2010, 10:27 AM
any excuse to post this...

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TerrElway
01-12-2010, 11:52 AM
She's hot. She also looks short. What is it with basketball players and tiny women?

Seriously. My cousin married a 6' 11" bball player and she is 5 foot nothin'.

Porn chicks are usually small too - small chicks make all d*cks look like big d*cks.

Sure wish my wife wasn't 5'10", maybe I would feel like a big man then. :clown:

TerrElway
01-12-2010, 11:54 AM
I'm having cybersex with her right now.

Rohirrim
01-12-2010, 11:56 AM
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=25927&stc=1&d=1263317241

Now, that's a fine looking mustache jockey.

oubronco
01-12-2010, 11:57 AM
http://i31.tinypic.com/emv87.jpg

:notworthy

RunSilentRunDeep
01-12-2010, 02:39 PM
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=25927&stc=1&d=1263317241


Looks like Shaq wore a groove in her cleavage.

OBF1
01-12-2010, 02:57 PM
Blonde hair has always been the Black mans kryptonite..... Axe Kobe :)


Flame away

DBruleU
01-12-2010, 03:13 PM
Czech republic too

There's a reason I have spent my last 3 summers there. ;)

OABB
01-12-2010, 03:18 PM
I can't tell if her knees are too sharp for me... are there other pictures?

broncocalijohn
01-12-2010, 03:25 PM
speaking from experience?
Personally, I only date female basketball players who can palm a basketball, that way I don't look so imposing..........

actaully it is because they are lesbians and you wouldnt be showing them your lil junk.

Bronx33
01-12-2010, 03:26 PM
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SonOfLe-loLang
01-12-2010, 03:59 PM
There's a reason I have spent my last 3 summers there. ;)

I'm goin in a couple of months...very much looking forward to it

Chris
01-12-2010, 04:18 PM
In Western europe women take really good care of themselves. In France women spend something like 1/2 their income on cosmetics.

Eastern euro chicks are hot as hell but they turn into babushkas.

hambone13
01-12-2010, 04:51 PM
She's hot. She also looks short. What is it with basketball players and tiny women?

Spinners! I have similar fetish with small asian women. Too much time in SE asia will do that to ya...

hambone13
01-12-2010, 04:54 PM
http://i31.tinypic.com/emv87.jpg

lmao

Circle Orange
01-12-2010, 05:06 PM
again with this nonsense? I won't even say what I'm really thinking.

SportinOne
01-12-2010, 05:49 PM
Much like the South, on average, way more 7s+ than in the North in the US.

yeah, but in the south homogeneous just means incestuous.

Chris
01-13-2010, 08:03 AM
Spinners! I have similar fetish with small asian women. Too much time in SE asia will do that to ya...

I was born and raised in SE asia. I have no such fetish. Tall swedes however, that's something I can get on top of.

BroncoBuff
01-13-2010, 08:04 AM
You could put a beer between those things. Very handy.

Gawd how I hate silicone :(

WolfpackGuy
01-13-2010, 08:09 AM
I'd hit it.

And that's saying absolutely nothing.

ColoradoBuff
01-13-2010, 08:19 AM
speaking from experience?
Personally, I only date female basketball players who can palm a basketball, that way I don't look so imposing..........

need big female hands to hold them tweezer's huh?

TailgateNut
01-13-2010, 08:19 AM
I'd hit it.

And that's saying absolutely nothing.


Is that you, Brandon?:wiggle: