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RhymesayersDU
01-08-2010, 07:58 PM
Got caught boning a sheep!

azbroncfan
01-08-2010, 07:59 PM
At least it wasn't a pig they will squeal on you for sure. I would consult that STsomething dude as he is so perfect that he can point you in the right direction as he has never made a mistake and never will. He can kick C. Norris's ass because his technique is so perfect and he is several levels of class and moral's above old Chuck.

Bronx33
01-08-2010, 08:01 PM
Forget the legal help you might need a antibiotic instead.

watermock
01-08-2010, 08:04 PM
Always pick a young sheep.

Baad,Baaad...never holds up in court.

TheDave
01-08-2010, 08:04 PM
Got caught boning a sheep!

PM Spider... he has the most experience with that kind of thing.

Bronx33
01-08-2010, 08:05 PM
pm spider... He has the most experience with that kind of thing.


Hilarious!

Popps
01-08-2010, 08:18 PM
Got caught boning a sheep!

Lex is banned, otherwise he'd be the one to ask.

watermock
01-08-2010, 08:26 PM
Where is Spidey?

He does some dicey shiat.

Maybe he tried to make out with his USB port again or got taken a by a truckertramp.

He's MIA god knows where, he might be a victim of global warming.

RhymesayersDU
01-08-2010, 09:05 PM
Hahaha so many golden replies to this.

Solid work OMane!

Ray Finkle
01-08-2010, 09:19 PM
Ask Bob,
He bones sheep for fun and profit!

Dagmar
01-08-2010, 09:26 PM
Whitey getting you down?

Conklin
01-08-2010, 09:44 PM
was it a black sheep?

Just gotta know which law you are breaking

Los Broncos
01-08-2010, 09:46 PM
Did you at least give it a reach around?

Dukes
01-08-2010, 09:54 PM
Hope it was on the edge of a cliff.

ColoradoDarin
01-08-2010, 10:14 PM
Got caught boning a sheep!

I thought you were a goat ****er?

CHANGSTER
01-08-2010, 10:39 PM
Cook it and go with the "lost my baster" defense.

OBF1
01-08-2010, 11:12 PM
Got caught boning a sheep!

People only talk if she is an ugly sheep..... Just sayin :wiggle:

DBroncos4life
01-08-2010, 11:35 PM
I think this is one of those times you need to disappear and prey that you don't do anything illegal till the statute of limitation has gone by.

LongDongJohnson
01-08-2010, 11:38 PM
who's the ugly chick in your avatar

Boobs McGee
01-09-2010, 01:13 AM
FYI... In the state of Colorado, it is legal to bone a sheep, but not while driving. However... if you happen to be drunk whilst boning the sheep, it all depends on your BAC. If the sheep is giving you road head, well, you are probablly facing pretty serious federal prision time. Gosh man, I hope this helps. Maybe next time you'll try rubber booting... highly effective if you're looking to bone a sheep with little to no legal repercussions.

RhymesayersDU
01-09-2010, 01:21 AM
And the golden replies keep coming. Love you OMane!

broncocalijohn
01-09-2010, 01:23 AM
Always pick a young sheep.

Baad,Baaad...never holds up in court.

some how Iowa boy here probably has some type of farm animal experience in his youth. I know Mr. Hustler himself admitted doing the dirty animal deed. Heard on the radio today that a roommate walked into the house and found blood and fur on the bathroom floor. Then went in the roomies room to find out what the hell happened and found a used rubber with fur on it. Luckily the.......... bunny rabbit was still alive. Well, until the owner had to put it down. Sick dude. Mock, what animals did you prefer besides cats?

Orange4Life
01-09-2010, 01:23 AM
This thread is worthless without pics!

broncocalijohn
01-09-2010, 01:28 AM
Ask Bob,
He bones sheep for fun and expenses!

What sheep would pay for his services? So I fixed it for ya!

Did you at least give it a reach around?

Tough to do when Ryhmes is on the bottom.

Los Broncos
01-09-2010, 11:01 AM
What sheep would pay for his services? So I fixed it for ya!



Tough to do when Ryhmes is on the bottom.

So he is a bottom? Well that would be tough

DenverBrit
01-09-2010, 11:12 AM
Got caught boning a sheep!


Sign up!! ;D

http://opensourcejokes.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/sheep_shagger.jpg

Meck77
01-09-2010, 11:18 AM
I sure hope you used protection.

For the sheeps sake.

azbroncfan
01-09-2010, 12:22 PM
When you go to court be sure to tell them you were using Animal Safe velcro gloves made with all natural green friendly material. Assure them that it was all safe and innocent and noone/thing was hurt in the act.