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Bob's your Information Minister
01-05-2010, 11:40 PM
Give me some pointers if you can.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/GokuMystic32

Jason in LA
01-06-2010, 01:52 AM
So is that the guy you're trying to date or something?

Bob's your Information Minister
01-06-2010, 02:29 AM
No, that's obviously me. Check out my Darth Solo helmet.

gunns
01-06-2010, 06:21 AM
Well, I'd learn to spell (UNTIL) and capitalize after a period. I wouldn't have put anything about the Workman's Comp case, unless you were going to put what you do for a living and that you'll be back doing that real soon. And I'd have put a little more of what you have to offer a girl as far as a relationship. And OMG, get a new haircut.

crazyhorse
01-06-2010, 06:42 AM
You should have focused more on explaining the Herculean power of your sphincter. That and a bag on your head might get a couple of hits.

Good luck, slick.

oubronco
01-06-2010, 09:33 AM
That profile has dork written all over it

TailgateNut
01-06-2010, 09:35 AM
Holy BatCave! ....and you put out this info on the interNETS? Yikes!

tsiguy96
01-06-2010, 10:15 AM
is this thread a joke?

TailgateNut
01-06-2010, 10:19 AM
is this thread a joke?

Considering the source, it's for real. :spit:

gotta love workmans comp thingy.

TailgateNut
01-06-2010, 10:23 AM
Give me some pointers if you can.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/GokuMystic32


Pointers?


DELETE ALL INFO starting with Education and income and what you do on friday nights.ROFL!

Beantown Bronco
01-06-2010, 10:24 AM
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Bob's your Information Minister
01-06-2010, 10:31 AM
is this thread a joke?

I don't joke around, hence the cape.

Bob's your Information Minister
01-06-2010, 10:33 AM
Do you think chicks will notice that I use a blue lightsaber instead of a screen-accurate red one with my Darth Solo outfit?

Los Broncos
01-06-2010, 12:26 PM
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Hilarious! I love that one.

ghwk
01-06-2010, 12:36 PM
This isn't going to go well for him.

Jason in LA
01-06-2010, 12:40 PM
No, that's obviously me. Check out my Darth Solo helmet.

The photos look different from the photos that I've seen of you. We all know the infamous photo.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/Jlewis3233/loser.jpg

I remember you posting photos of when you lost weight, and you looked different from the photos on your profile. So, what's with the Colt's jersey, and you gained weight.

And you're not going to pull chicks with those photos. Those are pretty bad. Well, maybe chicks like these.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/Jlewis3233/07410030.jpg

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/Jlewis3233/07410035.jpg

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/Jlewis3233/07410032.jpg

Los Broncos
01-06-2010, 12:53 PM
Are you dating carnies Bob?

oubronco
01-06-2010, 03:19 PM
aren't those spiders hoe posse

Jason in LA
01-06-2010, 03:32 PM
I have a hard time believing this is real. But since Bob asked, I'll give my thoughts.

Bob, if this is really your profile and you are really trying to get chicks with it, then you really need to redo the entire profile. I mean, this like sucks really bad. Read what you said:

"My Self-Summary
I'm an Honest hard working man"

"What Iím doing with my life
this is a tough one. i thought i knew what i was doing with my life but now that i've settled my workers comp case i'm not sure i can do anything. i'm just going to relax intil after the holidays and then kick off the new year my way and see where each day takes me"

Okay, you first said that you are a hard working man, which is a good thing. But then your next paragraph pretty much said that you aren't doing anything and you don't know where you're going. You really can't be a hard working man when you aren't doing anything and it seems like you aren't looking to do anything. You have no plan. You even stated that in the "what I'm good at" statement. Chicks want a guy with a plan at the very least. You shouldn't wait to see where each day takes you, because it's not going to take you anywhere. You should take the day somewhere.

You're not good at sports, so you shouldn't list that. And why would a woman care about that.

Don't tell women that you are shy. Women want a man with confidence. And how do you improve anybody's life? lol That's a BS statement. It's really vague.

Under movies/books, you look like a huge dork.

Then there is this:
"I spend a lot of time thinking about
how my life is turning out and how i want to change it for the better. i live by the guide that everything can be changed and nothing is set into stone we make our own destiny. sometimes you just have to have alittle faith and patience but in the end everything works out..it is what it is"

Dude, what the hell are you talking about. All I read is "blah blah blah". This doesn't tell anybody anything about you.

Your Friday night answer says that you are a very boring person. Women aren't going to want to hang with you and your friends. You need to get a night life. That doesn't mean going to the clubs. I don't like going to clubs at all, and don't go often. But I go places where women like to go, and where women want to be taken.

As for the photos, you have to be kidding. Only women you'll get are the ones who can't get a date and will go out with any warm body around. Actually, I don't think those chicks would even respond to you. Get a haircut. Dress better. Do you own a suit or anything nice? Take a photo in a nicer setting. Don't look like such a douche. And what happened to all the weight you lost?

Really thinking about, Bob, if you want to meet women, get off your computer and go meet them in person. Walk up to one and start talking. You'll get a lot farther that way.

oubronco
01-06-2010, 03:33 PM
Bob and his Posse

Bob's your Information Minister
01-06-2010, 11:05 PM
So, what's with the Colt's jersey, and you gained weight.


What are you talking about? I am ripped, look at my guns.

http://imgur.com/D10FW.jpg (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)

Jason in LA
01-07-2010, 12:22 AM
What are you talking about? I am ripped, look at my guns.

http://imgur.com/D10FW.jpg (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)

Your face is round, you have a double chin, and you have a gut. Looks like you hit the weights, so you have some muscle mass, but you still have a lot of fat covering it.

And that's a horrible picture. If you want to get chicks then you shouldn't show that to any of them, or any of your other photos. Toss on a suit or something that makes you look like you aren't a douche with no plan in life.

I'm curious, have women been contacting you based on this profile?

Bob's your Information Minister
01-07-2010, 12:34 AM
No, and I don't know why. I thought chicks liked hot cars?

http://imgur.com/6ZBdR.jpg (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)

Jason in LA
01-07-2010, 01:28 AM
Okay Bob, I really don't believe this. I take it that you're playing a joke on somebody. Whose profile is this?

SoCalBronco
01-07-2010, 02:12 AM
That's not him, guys. He's trying to get a rise out of people and he's doing a damn good job of it.

Beantown Bronco
01-07-2010, 10:42 AM
That's not him, guys. He's trying to get a rise out of people and he's doing a damn good job of it.

Seriously, it looks nothing like him. Apparently, Obama didn't make vision insurance mandatory.

Pretty obvious he just found it during a (I hope) random search for his next boyfriend and thinks it's pretty funny, which it clearly is.

Jason in LA
01-07-2010, 05:17 PM
Here's a photo of Bob. Still a fat POS.

loborugger
01-07-2010, 05:35 PM
Bob clowning on other guys trying to get a date...

"Paging Mr. Kettle, paging Mr. Kettle. Please pick up the white courtesy phone."

Bob's your Information Minister
01-08-2010, 05:38 AM
Here's a photo of Bob. Still a fat POS.

Going to kill you now. I killed 250-pound bob dead and HE GAWN!!!!!!!!! DAMMIT!

Jason in LA
01-08-2010, 09:50 AM
Going to kill you now. I killed 250-pound bob dead and HE GAWN!!!!!!!!! DAMMIT!

You know how people say that losing a lot of weight makes them feel more positive, like they are a better person. They have a better attitude and a better out look on life. I guess that doesn't apply to you. You're still a POS.


http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/Jlewis3233/loser.jpg

Bob's your Information Minister
01-09-2010, 11:25 AM
You're weird, Jason.

Jason in LA
01-09-2010, 04:18 PM
Bob, have you looked in the mirror, or your 22,000+ posts? And didn't it take you well into your adulthood to finally get some action? I'd say that you're the weird one.

Bob's your Information Minister
01-09-2010, 06:25 PM
You're weird for taking this thread seriously.

brncs_fan
01-09-2010, 10:56 PM
To think that I thought that Bob's ridiculousness was confined to the main board. Who knew that his tripe could be found about anywhere.

Jason in LA
01-10-2010, 12:52 PM
You're weird for taking this thread seriously.

It still took you well into your 20s to get some action, so you shouldn't be calling anybody weird, or making a fool out of anybody else's dating profile. It doesn't sound like you'd attract very many women.

Bob's your Information Minister
01-10-2010, 04:07 PM
Bull****. He is weird as ****. A billion times weirder than I.

elsid13
01-10-2010, 04:15 PM
bobo it alright if like the guy, you should ask him out. I think it the best thing in the world if you decided to mate with another guy and save the world from any of your offspring.

Jason in LA
01-10-2010, 07:54 PM
bobo it alright if like the guy, you should ask him out. I think it the best thing in the world if you decided to mate with another guy and save the world from any of your offspring.

Bob would have a good time trying to fertilize a turd. Or would he be getting his turd fertilized? Ah, forget I asked. ;D

Dagmar
01-14-2010, 11:00 PM
Bob's type.

http://i46.tinypic.com/aw9e83.jpg%5B/quote%5D













It's the saddle lol!

crazyhorse
01-16-2010, 07:01 AM
Here's a photo of Bob. Still a fat POS.

Where did you get the picture of bob sniffing his finger?

That is lol funny.