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TheReverend
01-03-2010, 08:21 PM
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I would rather... drag my genitals through a mile of broken glass and then go swimming in the saltiest part of the ocean ...than relive this season

SureShot
01-03-2010, 08:22 PM
I would rather ride shotgun in TsiGuy's Eagle Talon.

Archer81
01-03-2010, 08:23 PM
I would rather go listen to Bronco Warrior's band then relive this season.


:Broncos:

bpc
01-03-2010, 08:23 PM
" I would rather have somebody sew my asshole shut, and keep feeding me, and feeding me than watch Fail Orton throw another bubble screen..."

TheReverend
01-03-2010, 08:25 PM
I would rather spend days handcuffed to Rosanne Barr's bed, smothered in Crisco and gravy, than relive this season.

Archer81
01-03-2010, 08:26 PM
I would rather BE Roseann Barr then relive this season.


:Broncos:

TheDave
01-03-2010, 08:30 PM
I would rather ride shotgun in TsiGuy's Eagle Talon.

now you've gone too far... the dragging my junk through glass was one thing but shotgun next to TSI.

WTF man?

bpc
01-03-2010, 08:32 PM
I would rather....

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spdirty
01-03-2010, 08:35 PM
I would rather relive the 2009 CU Buffs seaso....well, not really.

broncosteven
01-03-2010, 08:38 PM
I would rather ride shotgun in TsiGuy's Eagle Talon.

This thread should have been locked after this.

Ambiguous
01-03-2010, 08:41 PM
I would rather go listen to Bronco Warrior's band then relive this season.


:Broncos:

Does he actually have one, or just look like he does?

Archer81
01-03-2010, 08:42 PM
Does he actually have one, or just look like he does?


His myspace page says he does...and we all know myspace never lies.


:Broncos:

DBroncos4life
01-03-2010, 08:49 PM
I would rather ride shotgun in TsiGuy's Eagle Talon.

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Would you sleep with his girl?

Florida_Bronco
01-03-2010, 08:52 PM
I would rather spend days handcuffed to Rosanne Barr's bed, smothered in Crisco and gravy, than relive this season.

Wow man, that's harsh. :spit:

Jekyll15Hyde
01-03-2010, 08:55 PM
I would rather go listen to Bronco Warrior's band then relive this season.


:Broncos:

classic

broncosteven
01-03-2010, 09:07 PM
Template: "I would rather ... than relive this season"

I would rather... drag my genitals through a mile of broken glass and then go swimming in the saltiest part of the ocean ...than relive this season

I would rather... read "are you there god it's me margret" aloud, with my wife at an Oprah book club and talk about "how it made me feel" ...than relive this season.

colorado jones
01-03-2010, 09:10 PM
I would rather ride shotgun in TsiGuy's Eagle Talon.

Is it a turbo?

Broncoman13
01-03-2010, 09:10 PM
I would rather have George W back than relive this season...

rmsanger
01-03-2010, 09:12 PM
I would rather have George W back than relive this season...

holy ****... I'm not sure I'm that mad

orinjkrush
01-03-2010, 09:14 PM
i would rather read Gaff's book aloud to W*gs than relive this season

SureShot
01-03-2010, 09:18 PM
Is it a turbo?

****in A brah!

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No1BroncoFan
01-03-2010, 09:41 PM
I would rather relive this season than any season from the '60s.

Ben