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Vegas_Bronco
01-03-2010, 01:49 PM
Wow - Broncos fans hold on...this roller coaster has 2 tracks leading to a deep dark tunnel before it runs it's course....bringing you safely home. You bought your ticket...errr, well it was forced on you this offseason and you complained and whined when you found out your long time buddy - Don Carne was no longer at the desk selling the stubs. Well, Don has moved on, been replaced with a loud mouth young guy that seems to be doing everything in his control to ruin your favorite ride. He's even gone as far as repainting the coaster a mustard yellow and brown color.

Well you drove this far to get here....so, you hopped in the front seat, dropping names and your connections from the past after a long discussion with the new carni about Don Carne, feeling again as the world was right and YOU ARE WHO YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE and enjoyed the speciality service to the front of the line and into the 2nd seat of the front car of the ride.

So, your here - still skeptical, but overall, liking the idea that someone in your life realizes you are truly are special. As the ride begins, Suprisingly, each turn and curve was better than the previous memory of the same ride - it even get's so good at lifting your azz, you begin to exhonerate the new carni and praise his name as you lifted your hands in the air on the breath-taking drops. "Are kidding me! They hype is real, this ride is better than ever!"

Well the coast ride isn't quite over, the ride features a death drop into a dark tunnell where there is no Noradrenaline...your blood pressure rises, leakage from your nose begins, tissue isn't feeling good anymore, it's dark and cold...then instantly smells like vomit. WHAP - wet stink hits your face...It slowly fills in the places you can't see. The ride just needs to get over!

"Damnit, I knew it," you say to yourself, "there just might be a blood clot in your brain to ever ride this ride again." "This is the worst ride I've ever been on!" Fellow riders scream in horror as they too experience the lower tide in the ride and hot wet stew on their faces and clothes.

Soon enough, it become all too apparent, this ride is over....

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.....everyone deals with this differently...you 'GIRLS' who continue to scream and complain really need to clean yourselves off and 'Do Your Job' as a fan.