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PaintballCLE
12-22-2009, 08:54 PM
I loved Kern, but this guy knows how to party! Lets be glad Cutler isn't around anymore.



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Ambiguous
12-22-2009, 09:02 PM
Dear god, we have found the reason for the collapse this year. This debauchery + King Neckbeard (we've all seen those).

The skanks and bartenders in Denver must be getting tired...

PaintballCLE
12-22-2009, 09:03 PM
Dear god, we have found the reason for the collapse this year. This debauchery + King Neckbeard (we've all seen those).

The skanks and bartenders in Denver must be getting tired...

i dunno about you, but i would sure take those skanks in that bottom pic lol

SouthStndJunkie
12-22-2009, 09:06 PM
Those skanks better hope he ****s better then he punts.

Ambiguous
12-22-2009, 09:07 PM
i dunno about you, but i would sure take those skanks in that bottom pic lol

Not saying I wouldn't (or that I don't have a tendency to chug grey goose). If only I could put a ball 12 yards...

PaintballCLE
12-22-2009, 09:10 PM
Not saying I wouldn't (or that I don't have a tendency to chug grey goose). If only I could put a ball 12 yards...

12? he punted for 7 yards..... i think most peewee teams could do better than that.

Ambiguous
12-22-2009, 09:18 PM
12? he punted for 7 yards..... i think most peewee teams could do better than that.

My mistake...

But seriously I think I can do four easily. Five, a crap shoot. Six? Living the dream. I will have these girls on my jock in no time.

KipCorrington25
12-22-2009, 09:20 PM
Bloated... unlike his stats...

Archer81
12-23-2009, 12:06 AM
<TABLE class=tablehead cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=3 sizcache="0" sizset="269"><TBODY sizcache="0" sizset="269"><TR style="BACKGROUND: #002e4d" class=stathead><TD colSpan=7>Denver Punting</TD></TR><TR class=colhead align=right><TD width=125 align=left> </TD><TD>TOT</TD><TD>YDS</TD><TD>AVG</TD><TD>TB</TD><TD>-20</TD><TD>LG</TD></TR><TR class=oddrow align=right sizcache="0" sizset="269"><TD noWrap align=left sizcache="0" sizset="269">M. Berger (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/players/profile?playerId=619)</TD><TD>6</TD><TD>265</TD><TD>44.2</TD><TD>0</TD><TD>0</TD><TD>64</TD></TR><TR class="evenrow bi" align=right><TD align=left>Team</TD><TD>6</TD><TD>265</TD><TD>44.2</TD><TD>0</TD><TD>0</TD><TD>64</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

Berger's work from sunday...yeah. Lets cut him for one bad punt.

:Broncos:

KipCorrington25
12-23-2009, 12:08 AM
Yeah let's keep him after one decent game and 5 terrible ones.

watermock
12-23-2009, 12:11 AM
Let's just admit he's an 18 year old vet that can show the rooks how to Grey Goose!

Archer81
12-23-2009, 12:19 AM
<TABLE class=tablehead cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=3 sizcache="0" sizset="260"><TBODY sizcache="0" sizset="260"><TR class=stathead><TD colSpan=13>Punting Statistics</TD></TR><TR class=colhead align=right><TD width=150 align=left>NAME</TD><TD>PUNTS</TD><TD>YDS</TD><TD>AVG</TD><TD>LNG</TD><TD>TB</TD><TD>TB%</TD><TD>IN20</TD><TD>IN20%</TD><TD>RET</TD><TD>YDS</TD><TD>AVG</TD><TD>NET</TD></TR><TR class=oddrow align=right sizcache="0" sizset="260"><TD align=left sizcache="0" sizset="260">Mitch Berger (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/players/profile?playerId=0619)</TD><TD>38</TD><TD>1648</TD><TD>43.4</TD><TD>65</TD><TD>1</TD><TD>2.6</TD><TD>9</TD><TD>23.7</TD><TD>20</TD><TD>152</TD><TD>7.6</TD><TD>38.8</TD></TR><TR class=evenrow align=right sizcache="0" sizset="261"><TD align=left sizcache="0" sizset="261">Brett Kern (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/players/profile?playerId=11555)</TD><TD>27</TD><TD>1245</TD><TD>46.1</TD><TD>64</TD><TD>6</TD><TD>22.2</TD><TD>9</TD><TD>33.3</TD><TD>13</TD><TD>194</TD><TD>14.9</TD><TD>34.5</TD></TR><TR class=totals align=right><TD align=left>Totals</TD><TD>65</TD><TD>2893</TD><TD>44.5</TD><TD>65</TD><TD>7</TD><TD>10.8</TD><TD>18</TD><TD>27.7</TD><TD>33</TD><TD>346</TD><TD>10.5</TD><TD>39.2</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>


:Broncos:

eddie mac
12-23-2009, 02:56 AM
The gross punting average means **** all if he (like Kern) was outkicking the coverage.

Berger's net avg is more than 4 yards better than Kern's so some idiots need to take their blindfolds off.

WolfpackGuy
12-23-2009, 04:14 AM
Berger's sorry excuse for a first punt gave some the Faiders some life on Sunday.

I thought for sure it went off his lower leg and not his foot when I initially saw it.

Beantown Bronco
12-23-2009, 06:23 AM
i dunno about you, but i would sure take those skanks in that bottom pic lol

The only thing you'd be taking would be a series of penicillin shots. :wiggle:

Pony Boy
12-23-2009, 06:38 AM
The only thing you'd be taking would be a series of penicillin shots. :wiggle:

Your are talking about giving the shots to the girls..... right ? :giggle:

Mr.Meanie
12-23-2009, 07:37 AM
<TABLE class=tablehead cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=3 sizcache="0" sizset="260"><TBODY sizcache="0" sizset="260"><TR class=stathead><TD colSpan=13>Punting Statistics</TD></TR><TR class=colhead align=right><TD width=150 align=left>NAME</TD><TD>PUNTS</TD><TD>YDS</TD><TD>AVG</TD><TD>LNG</TD><TD>TB</TD><TD>TB%</TD><TD>IN20</TD><TD>IN20%</TD><TD>RET</TD><TD>YDS</TD><TD>AVG</TD><TD>NET</TD></TR><TR class=oddrow align=right sizcache="0" sizset="260"><TD align=left sizcache="0" sizset="260">Mitch Berger (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/players/profile?playerId=0619)</TD><TD>38</TD><TD>1648</TD><TD>43.4</TD><TD>65</TD><TD>1</TD><TD>2.6</TD><TD>9</TD><TD>23.7</TD><TD>20</TD><TD>152</TD><TD>7.6</TD><TD>38.8</TD></TR><TR class=evenrow align=right sizcache="0" sizset="261"><TD align=left sizcache="0" sizset="261">Brett Kern (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/players/profile?playerId=11555)</TD><TD>27</TD><TD>1245</TD><TD>46.1</TD><TD>64</TD><TD>6</TD><TD>22.2</TD><TD>9</TD><TD>33.3</TD><TD>13</TD><TD>194</TD><TD>14.9</TD><TD>34.5</TD></TR><TR class=totals align=right><TD align=left>Totals</TD><TD>65</TD><TD>2893</TD><TD>44.5</TD><TD>65</TD><TD>7</TD><TD>10.8</TD><TD>18</TD><TD>27.7</TD><TD>33</TD><TD>346</TD><TD>10.5</TD><TD>39.2</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>


:Broncos:

Looks like Berger is a definite improvement at the P position. He's shanked a few, but he's had a few outstanding games. only 1 touchback? 38.8 net? That's actually pretty good.

elsid13
12-23-2009, 07:40 AM
Think of the possibilities if McDaniels would resign BVP. Between Neckbeard, BVP and Burger the town be riot of sex, booze and rock and roll.

Beantown Bronco
12-23-2009, 07:53 AM
Think of the possibilities if McDaniels would resign BVP. Between Neckbeard, BVP and Burger the town be riot of sex, booze and rock and roll.

Free Travis Henry!

alchemize
12-23-2009, 07:57 AM
7-yard Berger? You don't say...

TonyR
12-23-2009, 08:09 AM
Those skanks better hope he ****s better then he punts.

If you've been paying attention he's actually been punting pretty well after a rocky start.

elsid13
12-23-2009, 08:14 AM
man drinking Belvedere Vodka. Rep for that

brncs_fan
12-23-2009, 08:15 AM
Those pictures remind me of why I hate dance clubs.

p.s. Kettle One is far superior to the Goose

WolfpackGuy
12-23-2009, 08:31 AM
The pic just above the chicks is a little disturbing...

elsid13
12-23-2009, 08:56 AM
Those pictures remind me of why I hate dance clubs.

p.s. Kettle One is far superior to the Goose

and Belvedere is far better then both.

jhns
12-23-2009, 09:01 AM
The first thing I think of looking at those pictures is who in the world recognizes Berger at a club?

Archer81
12-23-2009, 10:22 AM
So...Berger is like 38...in a club. Thats not creepy.


:Broncos:

Beantown Bronco
12-23-2009, 10:31 AM
So...Berger is like 38...in a club. Thats not creepy.


:Broncos:

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azbroncfan
12-23-2009, 11:34 AM
The first thing I think of looking at those pictures is who in the world recognizes Berger at a club?

Exactly! I could barely recognize him with his uniform on with his name on his back.

Cmac821
12-23-2009, 01:16 PM
The pic just above the chicks is a little disturbing...

Yeah, why the eff is he dancing with other dudes?

The Moops
12-25-2009, 10:19 AM
Seriously, how old is this guy? Didn't he punt for the Eagles during the Buddy Ryan era?!

BroncoBuff
12-25-2009, 10:51 AM
You guys are confused ... the age limit for clubs is under 21, not over anything.

Besides, he went to CU, partying goes with the territory.

RMT
12-25-2009, 11:14 AM
<TABLE class=tablehead cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=3 sizcache="0" sizset="260"><TBODY sizcache="0" sizset="260"><TR class=stathead><TD colSpan=13>Punting Statistics</TD></TR><TR class=colhead align=right><TD width=150 align=left>NAME</TD><TD>PUNTS</TD><TD>YDS</TD><TD>AVG</TD><TD>LNG</TD><TD>TB</TD><TD>TB%</TD><TD>IN20</TD><TD>IN20%</TD><TD>RET</TD><TD>YDS</TD><TD>AVG</TD><TD>NET</TD></TR><TR class=oddrow align=right sizcache="0" sizset="260"><TD align=left sizcache="0" sizset="260">Mitch Berger (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/players/profile?playerId=0619)</TD><TD>38</TD><TD>1648</TD><TD>43.4</TD><TD>65</TD><TD>1</TD><TD>2.6</TD><TD>9</TD><TD>23.7</TD><TD>20</TD><TD>152</TD><TD>7.6</TD><TD>38.8</TD></TR><TR class=evenrow align=right sizcache="0" sizset="261"><TD align=left sizcache="0" sizset="261">Brett Kern (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/players/profile?playerId=11555)</TD><TD>27</TD><TD>1245</TD><TD>46.1</TD><TD>64</TD><TD>6</TD><TD>22.2</TD><TD>9</TD><TD>33.3</TD><TD>13</TD><TD>194</TD><TD>14.9</TD><TD>34.5</TD></TR><TR class=totals align=right><TD align=left>Totals</TD><TD>65</TD><TD>2893</TD><TD>44.5</TD><TD>65</TD><TD>7</TD><TD>10.8</TD><TD>18</TD><TD>27.7</TD><TD>33</TD><TD>346</TD><TD>10.5</TD><TD>39.2</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>


:Broncos:

how can the team's net (a weighted average) be HIGHER than both berger's and kern's net? the correct number for the team net is 37.0

Dedhed
12-26-2009, 09:49 AM
<TABLE class=tablehead cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=3 sizcache="0" sizset="269"><TBODY sizcache="0" sizset="269"><TR style="BACKGROUND: #002e4d" class=stathead><TD colSpan=7>Denver Punting</TD></TR><TR class=colhead align=right><TD width=125 align=left> </TD><TD>TOT</TD><TD>YDS</TD><TD>AVG</TD><TD>TB</TD><TD>-20</TD><TD>LG</TD></TR><TR class=oddrow align=right sizcache="0" sizset="269"><TD noWrap align=left sizcache="0" sizset="269">M. Berger (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/players/profile?playerId=619)</TD><TD>6</TD><TD>265</TD><TD>44.2</TD><TD>0</TD><TD>0</TD><TD>64</TD></TR><TR class="evenrow bi" align=right><TD align=left>Team</TD><TD>6</TD><TD>265</TD><TD>44.2</TD><TD>0</TD><TD>0</TD><TD>64</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

Berger's work from sunday...yeah. Lets cut him for one bad punt.

:Broncos:

That punt changed the entire momentum of the game.

broncocalijohn
12-26-2009, 07:05 PM
Those skanks better hope he ****s better then he punts.

He doesnt and that is why he was winning the Chris Kenney poll of who you would you allow your wife to F? No one is afraid of a punter being better than yourself in bed.