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David Wooderson
12-10-2009, 05:58 PM
thinking bout getting this baby for 48 grand....


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_VdFc9KvsapA/StGDF7ctoxI/AAAAAAAAD9Q/1cKooSAza2o/s400/ATT00181+liu+bolin.jpg



thoughts?

Rocket 7
12-10-2009, 06:02 PM
Do it. Got to be livin man l-i-v-i-n! Melba Toast 2

LonghornBronco
12-10-2009, 06:04 PM
First of all it's not a dozer. Looks more like a wheel loader to me.

worm
12-10-2009, 06:07 PM
Nice snow plow.

Lev Vyvanse
12-10-2009, 06:11 PM
Yeah stupid it's a wheel loader.

On a side note: thats the problem you had with his post? Because I was thinking WTF.

SJ Bronco
12-10-2009, 06:26 PM
Your asking me? I own a Minivan for goodness sake, I get no opinion.

broncosteven
12-10-2009, 07:17 PM
That would be so cool if it came with Mr T, some scrap sheet metal, and a welding torch.

That One Guy
12-10-2009, 07:25 PM
If we replace Harris with the dozer thingie, it and Kuper would make an awesome team.

If we dig a hole deep enough, we could conceal Manning AND his head until after the game.

If we line it up at NT, we could hopefully get some push and get some pressure on Manning.


I KNOW there has to be a way to tie a bulldozer thread to football... they just walk hand in hand, right?

Spider
12-10-2009, 07:29 PM
wheel loader , if you pay over 60 grand for it , you got butt raped .........

Florida_Bronco
12-10-2009, 07:32 PM
Your asking me? I own a Minivan for goodness sake, I get no opinion.

You also have no man card.

:)

SJ Bronco
12-10-2009, 07:35 PM
You also have no man card.

:)

Yeah? Whats worse...and i feel bad about this....but i like the damn thing....:nono::-[

Lev Vyvanse
12-10-2009, 07:37 PM
wheel loader , if you pay over 60 grand for it , you got butt raped .........

He stated 48 grand. So his butt is safe..... for now.

SJ Bronco
12-10-2009, 07:40 PM
I hate when butt rape happens...

BroncoDoug
12-10-2009, 07:45 PM
I hate when butt rape happens...

yeah, i'm trying to think of a time when you wouldn't hate it...coming up blank so far.

Spider
12-10-2009, 07:47 PM
He stated 48 grand. So his butt is safe..... for now.

chances are there will be repairs etc...........u just dont buy equipment used and get a gem

Lev Vyvanse
12-10-2009, 07:47 PM
yeah, i'm trying to think of a time when you wouldn't hate it...coming up blank so far.

It’s complicated.

cutthemdown
12-10-2009, 07:47 PM
The dude who built this one took a whole town out.

gyldenlove
12-10-2009, 08:01 PM
The dude who built this one took a whole town out.

The dude who build that one clearly...

a. Didn't get laid enough
b. Hasn't figured out how to get free internet port
c. Listened to the voices
d. Had some serious issues
e. All of the above

SJ Bronco
12-10-2009, 08:02 PM
It’s complicated.

Very......

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0812/surprise-buttsex-funny-demotivational-poster-1229430485.jpg

broncosteven
12-10-2009, 08:05 PM
The dude who build that one clearly...

a. Didn't get laid enough
b. Hasn't figured out how to get free internet port
c. Listened to the voices
d. Had some serious issues
e. All of the above

You can get interneTS porn for free?

Lev Vyvanse
12-10-2009, 08:07 PM
You can get interneTS porn for free?

You pay.LOLROFL!

SJ Bronco
12-10-2009, 08:07 PM
You can get interneTS porn for free?

Just about anywhere.....may cause spyware and or viruses however

SJ Bronco
12-10-2009, 08:07 PM
You pay.LOLROFL!

:strong:

broncosteven
12-10-2009, 08:10 PM
You pay.LOLROFL!

I am over 40, I don't need my porn fix 3 times a day like I did 15-20 years ago.

SJ Bronco
12-10-2009, 08:11 PM
I am over 40, I don't need my porn fix 3 times a day like I did 15-20 years ago.

Which is why you don't need to pay for it.... (circular logic)

Lev Vyvanse
12-10-2009, 08:11 PM
I am over 40, I don't need my porn fix 3 times a day like I did 15-20 years ago.

So you pay less then 3 times a day.LOL:rofl:

Tombstone RJ
12-10-2009, 08:15 PM
thinking bout getting this baby for 48 grand....


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_VdFc9KvsapA/StGDF7ctoxI/AAAAAAAAD9Q/1cKooSAza2o/s400/ATT00181+liu+bolin.jpg



thoughts?

Coolio. But hardware like that has deminishing returns, that is, the maintanence and upkeep might be more than whatever the dozer can provide in work... so, good luck with that.

cutthemdown
12-10-2009, 08:23 PM
The dude who build that one clearly...

a. Didn't get laid enough
b. Hasn't figured out how to get free internet port
c. Listened to the voices
d. Had some serious issues
e. All of the above

He owned a muffler shop. The city sold all the land around his shop to a concrete company. He refused to sell. The concrete company cut off all access to his shop that had been there forever.

Then city starting fining him for things to punish him for not selling.

So he built that thing took out the concrete company, city hall, the mayors house, the police dept and the fire dept. Caused millions in damage. Crushed several cop cars, everything. The tried blowing him up nothing could stop it.

After he killed himself the found the dozer had sheets of 1 inch steel with concrete in between. Also once he lowered the armor there was no getting out. The thing had no hatch.

He used a crane, lowered it onto the dozer, used cameras to see where he was going. Even had air compressor hooked up to blow clear his camera lenses.

SJ Bronco
12-10-2009, 08:25 PM
He owned a muffler shop. The city sold all the land around his shop to a concrete company. He refused to sell. The concrete company cut off all access to his shop that had been there forever.

Then city starting fining him for things to punish him for not selling.

So he built that thing took out the concrete company, city hall, the mayors house, the police dept and the fire dept. Caused millions in damage. Crushed several cop cars, everything. The tried blowing him up nothing could stop it.

After he killed himself the found the dozer had sheets of 1 inch steel with concrete in between. Also once he lowered the armor there was no getting out. The thing had no hatch.

He used a crane, lowered it onto the dozer, used cameras to see where he was going. Even had air compressor hooked up to blow clear his camera lenses.

I guess saying "premeditated" would be an understatement..

cutthemdown
12-10-2009, 08:29 PM
I guess saying "premeditated" would be an understatement..

They think he planned and built for 1.5 yrs. Based on researching purchases he had made etc etc.

The experts said it was as tough as a tank. It moved slow but was totally unstoppable. The think in the end it overheated, radiator blew up, so then he shot himself.

They loaded up a car with explosives and detonated it as he crushed it, still didn't stop the dozer.

I think a lot of us can relate to how angry he was at city, being pushed out by bigger fishes etc. Not saying town got what it deserved, but maybe it is a lesson to be learned.

cutthemdown
12-10-2009, 08:30 PM
Na **** that town got what they deserved. I guess he had a lot of friends in the town. Everyone said he purposefully avoided hurting anyone. He shot at police but never hit them. They think it was all just to get them to run away so he could crush there building lol.

Lev Vyvanse
12-10-2009, 08:33 PM
Na **** that town got what they deserved. I guess he had a lot of friends in the town. Everyone said he purposefully avoided hurting anyone. He shot at police but never hit them. They think it was all just to get them to run away so he could crush there building lol.

You sound like you're getting ready for your 15 minutes. Have you picked out your wheel loader yet?

SJ Bronco
12-10-2009, 08:34 PM
You sound like you're getting ready for your 15 minutes. Have you picked out your wheel loader yet?

yeah, for the record i live in...uhhhh.......LA, yeah that's it....

Lev Vyvanse
12-10-2009, 08:41 PM
Me too.

ZONA
12-10-2009, 08:44 PM
Just get something like this. Won't cost near as much and you can still do some side jobs to make some money.

http://www.grit.com/uploadedImages/GRT/blogs/Fixin_Fence/B3200-loader-carry-logs_17M.jpg

Lev Vyvanse
12-10-2009, 08:46 PM
Just get something like this. Won't cost near as much and you can still do some side jobs to make some money.

http://www.grit.com/uploadedImages/GRT/blogs/Fixin_Fence/B3200-loader-carry-logs_17M.jpg

Also, it is easier to armor.

SJ Bronco
12-10-2009, 08:48 PM
Also, it is easier to armor.

Hilarious!

scorpio
12-10-2009, 08:54 PM
thinking bout getting this baby for 48 grand....


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_VdFc9KvsapA/StGDF7ctoxI/AAAAAAAAD9Q/1cKooSAza2o/s400/ATT00181+liu+bolin.jpg



thoughts?

You ever take it off any sweet jumps?

Boobs McGee
12-10-2009, 09:55 PM
The dude who built this one took a whole town out.

My town. And Marv wasn't crazy, the city completely ****ed him over. NOT justifying it, but there was a lot left out of the story...

P.s. you should've seen granby afterwards. Incredible

Boobs McGee
12-10-2009, 10:14 PM
didnt realize there was a page two in this thread! cutthemdown pretty much has it right.

He also did it on a day with no school, and the only thing he tried shooting with the mounted 50 cal was the propane plant.

The reason he HAD the dozer was to create a new road after the town cut off the access...

The buildings he hit were owned/worked by members of the city council that had ****ed his life up. (he also hit the electric company, maple street builders, the newspaper, and had MORE on the list but didn't get the chance) The library actually used to be connected to the public records office, and it was crazy because he literally tore off half of the building...leaving the books and library side in tact haha. He got stuck when he fell partway into the foundation of Gambles (the hardware store), and that's when the radiator overheated.

It was seriously the craziest **** ever. On the radio, you could just hear thousands of gunshots in the background as all these cops who'd never get to fire a gun were just going buck wild. When it was all said and done, it was unreal what the town looked like. That thing was so heavy, the track marks were all over the streets/sidewalks etc. The buildings he hit looked like something out of a michael bay movie.

In the end, his plan backfired on him, because the town was essentially renovated through the insurance claims...so he didn't really get revenge. Just branded as crazy.

And the SAD part is, marv was a normal guy (from my perspective). Played foosball against him at the bar, he was just a normal local. Drank beer and shot the ****.

When we got stuck in grand lake (they shut down the highways when it was happening) we all just went to the bar, drank beer, and watched the news. Everybody knew who it was before the news did. We couldn't believe he'd actually DONE IT, but he'd made threats over the years, it just seemed like idle threats.

DBroncos4life
12-10-2009, 11:22 PM
Is it a man machine? Is it aggressive? Are you buying it offseason?

Meck77
12-11-2009, 01:31 AM
thinking bout getting this baby for 48 grand....


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_VdFc9KvsapA/StGDF7ctoxI/AAAAAAAAD9Q/1cKooSAza2o/s400/ATT00181+liu+bolin.jpg



thoughts?

Have you checked out www.crazedlist.org? You can search the entire craigslist data base within seconds.

That loader looks pretty rough for 48k.

http://www.crazedlist.org/index.cgi?areas=51,18,57,1,103,12,43,7,8,13,44,10, 20,37,39,14,52,11,45,58,31,4,34,22,19,29,30,36,41, 55,26,3,40,59,27,35,42,54,9,17,33,32,46,15,21,23,5 3,56,60,2,47&catAbbreviation=sss&query=tractor&minAsk=min&maxAsk=max&thiscat=8&submit=Search
of dozers.

Thousands of wheel loaders right here. Click to page 9. That is what you can get for 50k or less.
http://www.machinerytrader.com/list/list.aspx?HDRSO=Price&ETID=1&catid=1060&bcatid=4&Pref=0&scf=false&HDROR=desc

bronclvr
12-11-2009, 05:36 AM
I buy and sell this stuff for a living-48K is a ripoff for a Machine that doesn't have adequate Dealer support here-if you're going to buy a Wheel Loader get a Cat, Case or Volvo-if you want a Dozer, get a Cat, Deere or Komatsu (these are two of the only things that Cat makes better than anyone else)-

broncocalijohn
12-11-2009, 09:53 AM
My town. And Marv wasn't crazy, the city completely ****ed him over. NOT justifying it, but there was a lot left out of the story...

P.s. you should've seen granby afterwards. Incredible

any links to this story? Screwing over the city this way is the ultimate revenge. There will probably be more as our SUperior Court gave cities the right to steal our land, property,etc. to make other businesses move in. I would love to see pics. Mayor and all should have been thrown out on their butt for ruining this guys life before the craziness went down.

David Wooderson
12-11-2009, 10:16 AM
Hilarious! I don't give a rats ass about the dozer loader thingie. haha

Liu Bolin is a badass artist! He camoflages men with his paintbrush. That's his best work (most camoflage) Here's another man....
http://000shu000.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/camouflage-art-liu-bolin.jpg

broncocalijohn
12-11-2009, 10:47 AM
I saw this on Yahoo yesterday. Kinda like "Where's Waldo".

Boobs McGee
12-11-2009, 11:28 AM
any links to this story? Screwing over the city this way is the ultimate revenge. There will probably be more as our SUperior Court gave cities the right to steal our land, property,etc. to make other businesses move in. I would love to see pics. Mayor and all should have been thrown out on their butt for ruining this guys life before the craziness went down.

I'll try to find a link when I get home today...in the meantime, Google granby dozer, should bring up some pics. Or try killdozer (they made t shirts lol )

Meck77
12-11-2009, 11:39 AM
Hilarious! I don't give a rats ass about the dozer loader thingie. haha

Uh what's the joke here?

bronclvr
12-11-2009, 11:42 AM
Uh what's the joke here?

I would say we are-

broncocalijohn
12-11-2009, 11:50 AM
i think some of the posters changed the original post pretty good. I thought it was a joke at first. In the Off season, it would have worked better. Meck went out of his way to help the guy, then got sheated on. Good effort Meck. If I am in the market for a dozer, I will remember this thread and put your hard work to the test.

Saw the video. I guess he pretty much wanted to ruin his enemies and he exceded. Nice video if you google grandy bulldozer.

Bronco Yoda
12-11-2009, 12:02 PM
The dude who built this one took a whole town out.

A friend of mine who works for the state got a chance to climb down into it right afterwords. The pictures he showed me didn't come out that well but from what I could see it was something else.

The small town players were really screwing this guy over and he finally had had enough. They were really lucky it broke down because nothing was going to stop this thing short of an air strike.

missingnumber7
12-11-2009, 12:08 PM
This is a dozer, whats in your picture is a payloader, looks to me like a 5 yard variety.

Boobs McGee
12-11-2009, 02:53 PM
Here's a link with some of the pics

http://www.tcnj.edu/~hofmann/Granby/Granby.htm

The text on the page isn't completely accurate, I'm still looking for the page with the real deal.

And p.s., i used to drive that yellow chevy in partway down the page when I worked for maple street (concrete work, mostly foundations).

Still looking for more pics. If I can find a scanner, I'll dig up the pics I took after it happened and get em on here

and p.s. officer trainor is an asshole

Lev Vyvanse
12-11-2009, 04:31 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlZh9-NQEyI

Arkie
12-11-2009, 07:17 PM
Uh what's the joke here?

The joke is I dont know **** about heavy equipment and could care less. I posted the pic to see how long this thread would go on with a man painted "invisble" in the middle of the picture. Dude is talented!


http://funpresident.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/liu_bolin_06.jpg