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Archer81
12-09-2009, 12:52 PM
and not consider it cheating...


Poll coming.


:Broncos:

OABB
12-09-2009, 12:54 PM
Am I the pitcher or catcher? it will help me to determine better.

Sassy
12-09-2009, 12:55 PM
Why are celebrities different than others....blah...I would say forget it!

vancejohnson82
12-09-2009, 12:55 PM
Am I the pitcher or catcher? it will help me to determine better.

wow...thats a completely different type of poll

i think we are talking about who we would allow our girlfriends/wives to sleep with...not us

vancejohnson82
12-09-2009, 12:56 PM
Why are celebrities different than others....blah...I would say forget it!

no way...how cool would it be to tell people that Josh McDaniels slept with my girlfriend

"I slept with Josh McDaniels and All I got was this Stupid Sweatshirt"

TailgateNut
12-09-2009, 12:56 PM
Someone has frostbite of the brain.

OABB
12-09-2009, 12:56 PM
wow...thats a completely different type of poll

i think we are talking about who we would allow our girlfriends/wives to sleep with...not us

You do know who started this thread right?


edit: hahahah

I thought it was players you would allow as your signature, and who you would sleep with...


OMFG that is embarrassing!


I'm a closet queen and I had no Idea!


omg what an awesome mispost.

I refuse to erase it because it is so ****ing awesome.

OABB
12-09-2009, 01:00 PM
with that said. My wife is only allowed to sleep with andy ried.

(that way, my man flaps won't be so disgusting to her anymore...plus I won't smell like a philly cheesesteak that was left on a hot dashboard. It will improve our love life significantly)

slyinky
12-09-2009, 01:01 PM
no way...how cool would it be to tell people that Josh McDaniels slept with my girlfriend

"I slept with Josh McDaniels and All I got was this Stupid Hoodie"

Fixed it for you.

Los Broncos
12-09-2009, 01:01 PM
Well Marshall is out, Stokely is a good choice and of course Clady so we can have some clones.

Rabb
12-09-2009, 01:04 PM
Dawkins shouldn't even be a choice, he would just take it and not ask permission

the obvious answer is Paxton

vancejohnson82
12-09-2009, 01:06 PM
am I the only person who picked like 10 players?>

wow, embarrassing

alchemize
12-09-2009, 01:08 PM
Pls add "all of the above" to poll.

TheDave
12-09-2009, 01:08 PM
Yep... we've become chefs planet

Man-Goblin
12-09-2009, 01:10 PM
No Herb Taylor option?

bowtown
12-09-2009, 01:11 PM
It seems to me that I would want someone who would make her realize how great she had it before. I think Berger would fit that bill pretty nicely.

bowtown
12-09-2009, 01:13 PM
Yep... we've become chefs planet

List envy... no surprise here.

Dr. Broncenstein
12-09-2009, 01:15 PM
http://www.intarnet.us/graphics/like-where-this-thread-is-going.jpg.jpg

Dukes
12-09-2009, 01:15 PM
Champ. He has the deepest pockets so it's got good potential for blackmail $$$

OBF1
12-09-2009, 01:16 PM
I am man enough for my lady..... Just ask me :) Though she did tell me that the "Greek" is kinda hot

TailgateNut
12-09-2009, 01:19 PM
Stupid ass poll of the century award!

Pony Boy
12-09-2009, 01:22 PM
Not getting anywhere near my wife with that

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Pick Six
12-09-2009, 01:30 PM
That's easy. It would be Mitch Berger, because he's just a ****ing kicker...:clown:

Hogan11
12-09-2009, 01:31 PM
Why are celebrities different than others....blah...I would say forget it!

I approve of this answer :thumbsup:

Dr. Broncenstein
12-09-2009, 01:33 PM
I approve of this answer :thumbsup:

Sorry dude... guess you don't get to bang your favorite Bronco afterall...

Br0nc0Buster
12-09-2009, 01:34 PM
Yep... we've become chefs planet

wait so we are now overrun with mullet wearing methheads?

Thats ridiculous, I only do meth on the weekends

crawdad
12-09-2009, 01:35 PM
This belongs in the Butt! Dumb!

ak1971
12-09-2009, 01:45 PM
http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk298/AK7745/2ds2236xq5oj8y.jpg

Peoples Champ
12-09-2009, 01:59 PM
Why are celebrities different than others....blah...I would say forget it!


others cant get you 50 yard line tickets

Beantown Bronco
12-09-2009, 02:08 PM
Mrs. Bean is a pretty big skank, so naturally I'd have to go with Orton.

Dukes
12-09-2009, 02:09 PM
Mrs. Bean is a pretty big skank, so naturally I'd have to go with Orton.

At least with him there's the possibility she'll be trashed and not remember anything Ha!

broncosteven
12-09-2009, 02:13 PM
and not consider it cheating...


Poll coming.


:Broncos:

You mispelled Spencer LARSEN's name, only dumb Swedes spell their names S-O-N. That is how you can tell a dumb Swede from a Norwegian who decended from the great Norse gods Odin, Thor, Baldr, Freya, Frigg, Siff etc...

Ambiguous
12-09-2009, 02:14 PM
Jarvis Moss gets no vag.

OBF1
12-09-2009, 02:35 PM
Jarvis Moss gets no vag.

LOL LOL I see that your old lady is getting the "TEAM" treatment for the holidays LOL LOL

OABB
12-09-2009, 02:36 PM
Jarvis Moss gets no vag.

because no vag likes a weak and quick bull rush that does not penetrate.

colonelbeef
12-09-2009, 02:40 PM
Am I the pitcher or catcher? it will help me to determine better.

Freudian slip of the decade, congrats, you just snuck it in hahah :rofl:

Ambiguous
12-09-2009, 02:41 PM
because no vag likes a weak and quick bull rush that does not penetrate.

That's what I was thinking... No way he gets penetration.

OABB
12-09-2009, 03:11 PM
That's what I was thinking... No way he gets penetration.

that and his Staff is infected..

"badoomdoom shing!"

SJ Bronco
12-09-2009, 03:44 PM
Where's the Trade her one of those for one of these option?

http://www.topof10.com/pic/misscampox500.jpg

Archer81
12-09-2009, 03:55 PM
Where's the Trade her one of those for one of these option?

http://www.topof10.com/pic/misscampox500.jpg


In my infinite wisdom, I supplied retired player/other: explain as an option, to fulfill requests such as these.


:Broncos:

HILife
12-09-2009, 04:03 PM
am i the pitcher or catcher? It will help me to determine better.

lmao lmao lmao

beanerbronco
12-09-2009, 04:11 PM
Lol is this **** for real? How can anyone let their spouse sleep with someone is truly beyond me. Why the hell would any one do that?
Crazy what our society has come down to.
Lol this thread is out of control.

HILife
12-09-2009, 04:20 PM
Where's the Trade her one of those for one of these option?

http://www.topof10.com/pic/misscampox500.jpg

I'd like to substitute myself in and choice her as an option

SJ Bronco
12-09-2009, 04:23 PM
Lol is this **** for real? How can anyone let their spouse sleep with someone is truly beyond me. Why the hell would any one do that?
Crazy what our society has come down to.
Lol this thread is out of control.

:saywhat:

DBroncos4life
12-09-2009, 04:25 PM
Chirs Simms wouldn't be able to finish the job so you would think he would be the logical choice. :rofl:

Taco John
12-09-2009, 04:28 PM
Wow.

The answer is no one.

SJ Bronco
12-09-2009, 04:29 PM
The Joke is officially ruined...thread over

ant1999e
12-09-2009, 04:48 PM
I know there are some Hillis answers out there.

SJ Bronco
12-09-2009, 04:54 PM
I know there are some Hillis answers out there.

most of those guys would be jealous cause they wanted to sleep with Hillis

OABB
12-09-2009, 05:13 PM
I would let my wife sleep with phillip rivers. but only after I sodomized her with a 15" aids dripping dildo.

She loves me and she told me on our wedding night that she would do anything for me.

well, she just might get her chance.

SJ Bronco
12-09-2009, 05:24 PM
I would let my wife sleep with phillip rivers. but only after I sodomized her with a 15" aids dripping dilrod.

She loves me and she told me on our wedding night that she would do anything for me.

well, she just might get her chance.

:spit:

http://sixers4guidos.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/time-out.jpg
http://thismayconcernyou.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/ftbl038_l.jpg

Dr. Broncenstein
12-09-2009, 05:55 PM
I would let my wife sleep with phillip rivers. but only after I sodomized her with a 15" aids dripping dilrod.

She loves me and she told me on our wedding night that she would do anything for me.

well, she just might get her chance.

http://www.golivewire.com/forums/img.cgi?i=58780

ZONA
12-09-2009, 07:47 PM
Most pathetic post I have seen here in a long long time. It screams

http://www.csc-media.com/Signs/Attention/attention%20whore%202.jpg

RhymesayersDU
12-09-2009, 07:49 PM
Epic thread.

DHallblows
12-09-2009, 07:56 PM
All around quality in this thread.

And :laugh: at the prudes who don't realize the hilarity of this thread/thought most answers were serious and decided to condemn us all for answering a poll

SJ Bronco
12-09-2009, 07:57 PM
All around quality in this thread.

And :laugh: at the prudes who don't realize the hilarity of this thread/thought most answers were serious and decided to condemn us all for answering a poll

yeah, they kinda killed the fun....

SJ Bronco
12-09-2009, 07:58 PM
Most pathetic post I have seen here in a long long time. It screams

http://www.csc-media.com/Signs/Attention/attention%20whore%202.jpg

the tiny golf bag is a nice touch. If your going to jail anyway, get the most out of your experience....

RhymesayersDU
12-09-2009, 08:00 PM
All around quality in this thread.

And :laugh: at the prudes who don't realize the hilarity of this thread/thought most answers were serious and decided to condemn us all for answering a poll

This.


People who don't like this thread probably hate life in general. Get a sense of humor you tools.

DHallblows
12-09-2009, 08:03 PM
This.


People who don't like this thread probably hate life in general. Get a sense of humor you tools.

There are just some people too old/dumb to be allowed internet access...

SJ Bronco
12-09-2009, 08:04 PM
There are just some people too old/dumb to be allowed internet access...

whats the cut off age?:afro:

Archer81
12-09-2009, 08:28 PM
Wow. This thread has exceeded my expectations. I am kind of surprised Berger has the most votes.

:Broncos:

DHallblows
12-09-2009, 08:32 PM
whats the cut off age?:afro:

About 40, won't lie. There are of course outliers in both directions...if you fall into that category ;D

SJ Bronco
12-09-2009, 08:34 PM
About 40, won't lie. There are of course outliers in both directions...if you fall into that category ;D

33, I'm still good

broncocalijohn
12-09-2009, 09:15 PM
I didnt see Brian Griese as an option......Kenny, Griese should always be an option on polls!

broncocalijohn
12-09-2009, 09:16 PM
Wow. This thread has exceeded my expectations. I am kind of surprised Berger has the most votes.

:Broncos:

easy. No way a punter is going to be better in bed than the wife's spouse. Therefore, you are still king.

Archer81
12-09-2009, 09:17 PM
easy. No way a punter is going to be better in bed than the wife's spouse. Therefore, you are still king.


Prater has 6 votes. Hes not old like Berger, so you would have to worry about stamina.


:Broncos:

Paladin
12-09-2009, 09:57 PM
Well, h3ll, if they are just gong to sleep.....

broncolife
12-10-2009, 12:00 AM
Just joking, not serious.
Kyle Orton- Has a noodle arm so I would hope he has a noodle D...
Brian Griese-pretty sure he would get injured somehow, if he doesnt Ill make sure to let my dog out or invite Pryce over:)
Cutler-probably get intercepted on the way to my house
Jake Plummer-They could only do it on the couch. That should take care of him.
Brandon Marshall-Ill just make sure to bring some Mcdonalds food home before he comes over

And big hell no to Brian Dawkins, I wouldnt let that beast touch my wife if I had one.

Broncoman13
12-10-2009, 05:33 AM
Why are celebrities different than others....blah...I would say forget it!

Sometimes when people have too much time on their hands and a twisted perspective on reality, you end up with polls like this. Stupid question.

Broncos_OTM
12-10-2009, 06:30 AM
You mispelled Spencer LARSEN's name, only dumb Swedes spell their names S-O-N. That is how you can tell a dumb Swede from a Norwegian who decended from the great Norse gods Odin, Thor, Baldr, Freya, Frigg, Siff etc...

Tyr is the baddest of the bad. Fenrir took his hand. but was tricked and bound.

Thor is Humanity's patron god. Who once drank a sea. how many can claim that.

Oddly enough my dogs name is freya. Beautiful yet could bite your leg off.

Oh and i hate to break it to you. It wasnt just a "norwegian" religon. Most of Europe claimed these gods. Differant names in different languages yet still the same. oh and its Sif not siff. That is how you can tell a dumb Norwegian, man that is down right embaressing. its rickidiculos. rickidiculous is a higher level of ridiculous. It's like the levels are: Stupid, Idiot, Retard, Embaressing, Ridiculous Rickidiculous.

chanesaw
12-10-2009, 06:37 AM
None.

Gort
12-10-2009, 12:25 PM
It seems to me that I would want someone who would make her realize how great she had it before. I think Berger would fit that bill pretty nicely.

there's some sort of joke there with the punch line including "hangtime" if you just work on it a bit... ;)

Gort
12-10-2009, 12:27 PM
You mispelled Spencer LARSEN's name, only dumb Swedes spell their names S-O-N. That is how you can tell a dumb Swede from a Norwegian who decended from the great Norse gods Odin, Thor, Baldr, Freya, Frigg, Siff etc...

ironically, none of the great Norse gods Odin, Thor, Baldr, Freya, Frigg, Siff etc... have names that end in S-E-N.