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cutthemdown
12-08-2009, 03:17 AM
What the hell tiger!!!! I just saw this on TMZ!!! is this **** true!!!!

That One Guy
12-08-2009, 03:49 AM
Wow... way to kill all positive publicity the guy had in a single week.

Anyone remember in the late 90s when he took the world by storm and even non-golf fans fell in love with the guy? Enjoy your hero, folks. They're all the same.

Marvin Harrison destroyed himself last year, Tiger this year. Makes ya wonder who's next.

Killericon
12-08-2009, 04:01 AM
MSNBC is reporting that a woman was taken to the hospital from his house...? (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34323757/ns/sports-golf/)

According to Orlando-based WESH, the adult female was taken from the $2.6 million masnion "on advanced life support" after firefighters received a call at 2:36 a.m.

Until someone other than TMZ is reporting that Tiger was hospitalized, I'll stay suspicious.

That One Guy
12-08-2009, 04:04 AM
MSNBC is reporting that a woman was taken to the hospital from his house...? (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34323757/ns/sports-golf/)



Until someone other than TMZ is reporting that Tiger was hospitalized, I'll stay suspicious.

Well, maybe it wasn't him but noone is ever concerned with the details. As long as he stays in the news, media will continue to pile on and everything will be his fault.

BMarsh615
12-08-2009, 04:15 AM
Yaayyyyyyy! ESPN is going to turn Tiger Woods' life into a 24-7 soap opera while they sweep things like Spygate and the Tim Donaghy stuff under the rug!

cutthemdown
12-08-2009, 04:21 AM
That's why I was asking if it was true. I'm not saying it is. If it was a women who was it his wife? a family member like mom? or an alias that was indeed Tiger himself.

Hell maybe Tiger was dressed up as a women playing a weird ambien induced sex game. All I know is this dude has got some Brtittany Spears type publicity going down.

Unbelievable. Funnier still black people are pissed all of his hoes are white!!!! Too funny.

That One Guy
12-08-2009, 04:25 AM
Unbelievable. Funnier still black people are pissed all of his hoes are white!!!! Too funny.

Haha... I can't wait until race is no longer such a part of our society. People will pick at anything.

long beach bronco
12-08-2009, 04:34 AM
I'm not pissed, he can have whoever he wants. White women are just as adorable as black, asian, indian and latino.

Bronco Yoda
12-08-2009, 04:50 AM
The count is at 10 now.

Tiger was a Playa!

oubronco
12-08-2009, 06:34 AM
There was a woman on the gurney going into the hospital and a blonde woman following in the Escalade I don't think Tiger was anywhere close to the hospital

oubronco
12-08-2009, 06:35 AM
I'm not pissed, he can have whoever he wants. White women are just as adorable as black, asian, indian and latino.

a Ho is a Ho :pimp:

gtown
12-08-2009, 06:42 AM
The count is at 10 now.

Tiger was a Playa!

Tiger was a Cheetah!

oubronco
12-08-2009, 06:45 AM
Tiger was a Cheetah!

who liked the Cougar

gtown
12-08-2009, 06:57 AM
who liked the Cougar

And for all these years he has been Lion about Pussy.

jhns
12-08-2009, 07:18 AM
It was his or his wifes mother according to the radio here. I didn't really listen so I'm not sure which one they said it was.

uplink
12-08-2009, 08:36 AM
Funnier still black people are pissed all of his hoes are white!!!! Too funny.

I thought he considered himself more asian than black? If i didn't know him
and saw him on tv I'd guess he was a Filipino.

Jason in LA
12-08-2009, 08:46 AM
Unbelievable. Funnier still black people are pissed all of his hoes are white!!!! Too funny.

Where did you hear that from? A good amount of the people I deal with are black (work for a black news paper, live in a black community, and am a member of a few black social organizations). I haven't heard anything like that from anybody. We're talking about all this Tiger stuff just like everybody else, find the whole thing funny, and I haven't heard that from anybody. Personally, I could care less who he is with. And I haven't come across anybody who has mentioned that.

RaiderH8r
12-08-2009, 08:59 AM
Where did you hear that from? A good amount of the people I deal with are black (work for a black news paper, live in a black community, and am a member of a few black social organizations). I haven't heard anything like that from anybody. We're talking about all this Tiger stuff just like everybody else, find the whole thing funny, and I haven't heard that from anybody. Personally, I could care less who he is with. And I haven't come across anybody who has mentioned that.

I think its funny that the Rachel mistress is reportedly pissed that Tiger had other mistresses. Holy crapballs that's humor right there. She has grossly overestimated the quality of her trim. You can't keep a Tiger on a leash baby. He's got to prowl the jungle looking for prey. Rawr!

Jason in LA
12-08-2009, 09:02 AM
I think its funny that the Rachel mistress is reportedly pissed that Tiger had other mistresses. Holy crapballs that's humor right there. She has grossly overestimated the quality of her trim. You can't keep a Tiger on a leash baby. He's got to prowl the jungle looking for prey. Rawr!

That is funny. She must be cool with him being with his wife, but no other women. The logic of some people is just awesome. ;D

easymobee
12-08-2009, 09:05 AM
This has awakened my interest in Golf more than anything else that could have happened.

Remember when John Daly was such a cad for having drinks at the Hooters tent during a rain delay?

Unfortunately, i think that we are just a couple of more TMZ blockbusters away from Tiger just retiring. All of his endorsements have to be gone, although this does open the door for OchoCinco condoms ( oh i forgot, its actually a news story from mistresses 2 and 6 that Tiger doesn't use them ).

Anything is possible with this story. We're already waiting the pending cell phone junk pics to be confirmed any hour now.

Must refresh TMZ or RadarOnline now ......

RaiderH8r
12-08-2009, 09:05 AM
That is funny. She must be cool with him being with his wife, but no other women. The logic of some people is just awesome. ;D

I admit, it smelled a little bit like justice to me.

GoBroncos DownUnder
12-08-2009, 09:11 AM
I thought he considered himself more asian than black?
Well, he sure drives like it!

Eldorado
12-08-2009, 09:11 AM
What the hell tiger!!!! I just saw this on TMZ!!! is this **** true!!!!

Weird. I always thought you were a dude. But no self respecting guy would get caught trolling TMZ, let alone anounce it to the world.

So...uhm... are you hot?

SJ Bronco
12-08-2009, 09:12 AM
A lot like Obama, people forget, tiger is only half black. Funny how the black thing is the thing a lot of people see first.

Beantown Bronco
12-08-2009, 09:15 AM
Well, he sure drives like it!

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SJ Bronco
12-08-2009, 09:16 AM
Weird. I always thought you were a dude. But no self respecting guy would get caught trolling TMZ, let alone anounce it to the world.

So...uhm... are you hot?

:rofl:

UboBronco
12-08-2009, 09:17 AM
If this keeps up, Favre is going to have to do something to get back to being the headliner on ESPN....

SJ Bronco
12-08-2009, 09:20 AM
If this keeps up, Favre is going to have to do something to get back to being the headliner on ESPN....

Retire right before the playoffs, then show up the day of and start?

Pony Boy
12-08-2009, 09:22 AM
The count is at 10 now.

Tiger was a Playa!

Make it 11, my wife is coming out today, we need a little extra Christmas cash......

Jason in LA
12-08-2009, 09:27 AM
A lot like Obama, people forget, tiger is only half black. Funny how the black thing is the thing a lot of people see first.

That started during slavery and has never ended. Think of it this way, 60 years ago Obama or Tiger wouldn't have been able to eat at certain restaurants or stay at certain hotels. That pretty much tells you what race they are. Yes, that is in the past, but in the big picture, it isn't that far in the past.

SJ Bronco
12-08-2009, 09:31 AM
As a half black guy myself, I choose not to be identified either way, it's insulting. I'm just as Irish as I am black.

Beantown Bronco
12-08-2009, 09:38 AM
As a half black guy myself, I choose not to be identified either way, it's insulting. I'm just as Irish as I am black.

From what I've heard, you're only Irish from the waist-down.

GoBroncos DownUnder
12-08-2009, 09:38 AM
That started during slavery and has never ended. ...
Tiger has been cheating on his wife HOW LONG? No wonder she was mad!


http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/dec2009/2/1/woodsgame-936536559.jpg

Jason in LA
12-08-2009, 09:43 AM
Tiger has been cheating on his wife HOW LONG? No wonder she was mad!


http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/dec2009/2/1/woodsgame-936536559.jpg

:rofl:

That was a good one!

Popps
12-08-2009, 09:45 AM
Looks like it was the wife's mother.

Maybe a change of thread title is in order?

cutthemdown
12-08-2009, 09:47 AM
Weird. I always thought you were a dude. But no self respecting guy would get caught trolling TMZ, let alone anounce it to the world.

So...uhm... are you hot?

Most people spell everything right when ripping on someone but who really cares?

Also weird you even think about me. I can't ever recall even reading any of your posts before. I guess they just didn't stick out.

And yes I am totally hot.

oubronco
12-08-2009, 09:49 AM
Oh good God

vancejohnson82
12-08-2009, 09:52 AM
the OD was a different day I thought...I thought it was the day of the accident

this was an unrelated call

Sassy
12-08-2009, 09:52 AM
It was his mother in law with stomach pains...someone should revise the thread title.

Broncosfreak_56
12-08-2009, 09:56 AM
TMZ is trash.

oubronco
12-08-2009, 09:57 AM
TMZ is trash.

but they show some HOT chicks

vancejohnson82
12-08-2009, 10:03 AM
TMZ is trash.

dont tell that to Joe Buck

GoBroncos DownUnder
12-08-2009, 10:14 AM
but they show some HOT chicks
... I sense a boob mojo on the horizon ... Hilarious!

Jason in LA
12-08-2009, 10:17 AM
A caller just said on a sports talk show that because of Tiger his wife is all in his phone and checking up on him. Damn Tiger. He has lost his man card on many levels. ;D

Dagmar
12-08-2009, 10:28 AM
SHouldn't someone change the thread title?

DHallblows
12-08-2009, 10:31 AM
Most people spell everything right when ripping on someone but who really cares?

Also weird you even think about me. I can't ever recall even reading any of your posts before. I guess they just didn't stick out.

And yes I am totally hot.

And the award for most butt-hurt, unnecessary response to a post on the mane this week goes to: Cutthemdown, hooray!!!

SJ Bronco
12-08-2009, 10:57 AM
From what I've heard, you're only Irish from the waist-down.

Damn.....

I got

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/g/granny_owned-12246.jpg

Bronco Yoda
12-08-2009, 11:10 AM
This has awakened my interest in Golf more than anything else that could have happened.

Remember when John Daly was such a cad for having drinks at the Hooters tent during a rain delay?

Unfortunately, i think that we are just a couple of more TMZ blockbusters away from Tiger just retiring. All of his endorsements have to be gone, although this does open the door for OchoCinco condoms ( oh i forgot, its actually a news story from mistresses 2 and 6 that Tiger doesn't use them ).

Anything is possible with this story. We're already waiting the pending cell phone junk pics to be confirmed any hour now.

Must refresh TMZ or RadarOnline now ......


I'm waiting for an announcement that he's bought TMZ & RadarONline and that all stories have been retracted.

broncocalijohn
12-08-2009, 11:20 AM
As a half black guy myself, I choose not to be identified either way, it's insulting. I'm just as Irish as I am black.

we dont see color from you, we just see one, big, fat guy. Really fat. Like Weis is the after picture of you, fat. Maybe just post a pic of your head with the triple chin. No need to see below the neck. Fat A$$! :twokisses

Dagmar
12-08-2009, 11:24 AM
cutthemdown change the thread title, you look like a mock.

broncocalijohn
12-08-2009, 11:24 AM
And the award for most butt-hurt, unnecessary response to a post on the mane this week goes to: Cutthemdown, hooray!!!

i gotta agree with this one. If you cant handle a little ribbing about reading TMZ (add that one to the pansy thread), you cant handle the Mane. You have been here long enough to realize that.

broncocalijohn
12-08-2009, 11:48 AM
Inner BW thoughts: It is now being reported by ZMT that the Mother in Law was having an affair with Tiger and Tiger's wife went ape sheat on her Mom with a 2 wood. Mom had no chance to grab the keys to make her escape. Mom took it in the gut and taken to the hospital with abdominal pains. lol! (for Bronce Warrior effect)

Bronco Yoda
12-08-2009, 11:58 AM
Elin and her twin.

http://www.radicule.com/forum/images/uploads/crajkaro/Elin_Nordegren_and_Josefin.jpg

WABronco
12-08-2009, 12:52 PM
Craziest golf story of the week: Tiger Woods (again) or John Daly weighing 185 pounds!?!?!?

Pony Boy
12-08-2009, 01:06 PM
During last Sunday’s Jaguars- Texans game in Jacksonville

watermock
12-08-2009, 03:40 PM
Erin's new digs in Sweden.

http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2009/12/08/alg_nordegren_home.jpg

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/12/08/2009-12-08_elin_nordegren_purchases_swedish_mansion_after_ tiger_woods_is_linked_to_exporn_s.html#ixzz0Z7Hd15 SF

ZONA
12-08-2009, 04:08 PM
During last Sunday’s Jaguars- Texans game in Jacksonville

That's just wrong. I smell a lawsuit.

SJ Bronco
12-08-2009, 04:51 PM
we dont see color from you, we just see one, big, fat guy. Really fat. Like Weis is the after picture of you, fat. Maybe just post a pic of your head with the triple chin. No need to see below the neck. Fat A$$! :twokisses

Damn, this is getting bad. Do i have a kick me sign on my back?Hilarious!

SJ Bronco
12-08-2009, 04:53 PM
i gotta agree with this one. If you cant handle a little ribbing about reading TMZ (add that one to the pansy thread), you cant handle the Mane. You have been here long enough to realize that.

No shyt. Specially with you guys out there looking to rip me a new one....sheesh.

SJ Bronco
12-08-2009, 04:56 PM
we dont see color from you, we just see one, big, fat guy. Really fat. Like Weis is the after picture of you, fat. Maybe just post a pic of your head with the triple chin. No need to see below the neck. Fat A$$! :twokisses

Do people really have 3 chins? I mean 'sept like a chinese family of 3..;D

Bronco Yoda
12-08-2009, 05:32 PM
No shyt. Specially with you guys out there looking to rip me a new one....sheesh.

If it makes it any better, I will only think of you as my Nubian brother from another mother.

Ok, well my half retarded Nubian brother from another mother... :rofl:

Dr. Broncenstein
12-08-2009, 05:59 PM
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=25679&stc=1&d=1260306321

I heard about this at lunch and it cracked me up. Win.

Bronx33
12-08-2009, 06:40 PM
Tiger gets more airtime than that copenhagen farce.

Circle Orange
12-08-2009, 08:01 PM
Tiger was a Cheetah!

Tiger is a pinhead. We know it now that his junk has been posted on the web. :clown:

Sim Pilot 4.0
12-08-2009, 08:11 PM
The worst part about this whole thing is. Early in the morning CNN has a breaking new story and its about tiger woods. Come on, I thought we caught Bin Laden or something!

bombay
12-08-2009, 08:14 PM
It'd be funny if Woods just told all the media outlets 'I like to **** and I like to win golf tournaments. You all can kiss my ass.'

SJ Bronco
12-08-2009, 08:22 PM
If it makes it any better, I will only think of you as my Nubian brother from another mother.

Ok, well my half retarded Nubian brother from another mother... :rofl:

:spit: Fuqer...

SJ Bronco
12-08-2009, 08:23 PM
Tiger is a pinhead. We know it now that his junk has been posted on the web. :clown:

Wait...what? What got posted on the net?...let me go back and read

Orange4Life
12-08-2009, 08:28 PM
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=25679&stc=1&d=1260306321

I heard about this at lunch and it cracked me up. Win.

I'm waiting for the truth about this whole thing to come out.

It was really King Neckbeard that kicked the **** out of Tiger for messing around with his skanks!

Beantown Bronco
12-08-2009, 09:21 PM
Erin's new digs in Sweden.

http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2009/12/08/alg_nordegren_home.jpg

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/12/08/2009-12-08_elin_nordegren_purchases_swedish_mansion_after_ tiger_woods_is_linked_to_exporn_s.html#ixzz0Z7Hd15 SF

Anyone else find it a bit odd that (1) she's already closed on a new place in Sweden less than two weeks after all the sh*t hit the fan and (2) she hasn't left the country to even see the place herself? I don't know how real estate transactions work in Sweden, but that seem just a tad fast and loose to me.

I could be missing something, but it seems to me like she's letting Tiger off the hook here. Why would he ever re-do his prenup now if she's just planning on bailing out and living outside the country?

broncocalijohn
12-08-2009, 10:25 PM
Erin's new digs in Sweden.

http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2009/12/08/alg_nordegren_home.jpg

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/12/08/2009-12-08_elin_nordegren_purchases_swedish_mansion_after_ tiger_woods_is_linked_to_exporn_s.html#ixzz0Z7Hd15 SF

I think she paid $1.8 million for the privacy on this island and $200k for the house. Mansion? Puhleeaze!

DHallblows
12-09-2009, 12:03 AM
No shyt. Specially with you guys out there looking to rip me a new one....sheesh.

You'd like that, wouldn't ya :wiggle:

Bronco Yoda
12-09-2009, 12:54 AM
So does this mean she's forgoing the 75 Mil. 2 year 'good-wife' bribe...er.... I mean the said amended prenup ?