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titan
11-27-2009, 01:03 PM
On CNN now -

Tiger Woods injured in an auto accident in front of his home. Not many details yet. Said to have run over a fire hydrant and hit a tree in his SUV.

The Joker
11-27-2009, 01:05 PM
His driving has always been a weak point for him.

Sorry...

Hope he's OK.

Bronx33
11-27-2009, 01:08 PM
Probably getting a hummer.

Tombstone RJ
11-27-2009, 01:16 PM
Probably getting a hummer.

Getting a hummer while driving a hummer... all I can say is bummer.

Gort
11-27-2009, 01:20 PM
ok, who's in for a road trip to FL to console his wife?

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/dannyboy425/elin.nordegren-tiger.woods-wife-boobs.jpg

titan
11-27-2009, 01:21 PM
On CNN - the mayor of the town Woods lives in says Woods has been released from the hospital. Facial lacerations. Doesn't sound that serious.

Tombstone RJ
11-27-2009, 01:22 PM
ok, who's in for a road trip to FL to console his wife?

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/dannyboy425/elin.nordegren-tiger.woods-wife-boobs.jpg

I'd like to console her... nekid.

Bronx33
11-27-2009, 01:23 PM
The important question really is are his golf clubs ok?

Dagmar
11-27-2009, 01:24 PM
Can't he afford a driver (lol)?

Dagmar
11-27-2009, 01:27 PM
He's been released from hospital. Serious my arse!

Bronx33
11-27-2009, 01:35 PM
Will the next report will be shaving accident?

Dagmar
11-27-2009, 01:37 PM
Well, he had cuts on his face....

Dagmar
11-27-2009, 01:42 PM
Not the first time his driving has been a bit erratic.

Bronx33
11-27-2009, 01:43 PM
Not the first time his driving has been a bit erratic.\


Yep it always leads to the hazards.

SoDak Bronco
11-27-2009, 01:43 PM
is he okay?

iforgotmypassword
11-27-2009, 01:46 PM
I bet he'd like to take a mulligan.... his wife is gonna tee off on him when she finds out... maybe he should watch out for the water hazards... mrs. tiger woods is gonna be a real sasquatch when she finds out.... now he needs a new caddy...maybe he had a stroke.... maybe his driving skills aren't on par with what they should be... i woulda used my driver at two in the morning....

hahaha oh i crack myself up, keep em comin please......

Dagmar
11-27-2009, 01:46 PM
is he okay?

Cuts to the face. Nothing story.

Bronx33
11-27-2009, 03:18 PM
is he okay?


He treated himself to this and now he feels much better.

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/dannyboy425/elin.nordegren-tiger.woods-wife-boobs.jpg

ayjackson
11-27-2009, 04:08 PM
Curious. Must be the first time in history that someone has run into a fire hydrant and his neighbour's tree at 2:30am and alcohol wasn't involved.

*cough*

DenverBound
11-27-2009, 04:11 PM
His driving has always been a weak point for him.

Sorry...

Hope he's OK.

He does have some Asian in him. :rofl:

I kid, I kid...

Pony Boy
11-27-2009, 04:28 PM
Leaving his house at 2 am and drives into a tree, sounds like a cover up to me....... You think the investigating cops will enjoy their new cadillacs

rbackfactory80
11-27-2009, 04:36 PM
http://sportsbybrooks.com/rachel-uch...mistress-27141

bronco militia
11-27-2009, 05:48 PM
fyi, this came out yesterday...

Enquirer: Tiger Woods has been having an affair since June

foxnews is reporting that Tigers wife smashed out his windows with a golf club to 'rescue' her husband.

http://www.celebitchy.com/82395/enquirer_tiger_woods_has_been_having_an_affair_sin ce_june/

ghwk
11-27-2009, 05:50 PM
fyi, this came out yesterday...

Enquirer: Tiger Woods has been having an affair since June

foxnews is reporting that Tigers wife smashed out his windows with a golf club to 'rescue' her husband.

http://www.celeb****y.com/82395/enquirer_tiger_woods_has_been_having_an_affair_sin ce_june/

Well if it's true, like Chris Rock said; A man is only as faithful as his options.....

chadta
11-27-2009, 07:12 PM
apparently the florida state patrol has a policy that if you get hauled away in an ambulance that you are listed as serious, and that was the only reason he was listed that way.

UberBroncoMan
11-27-2009, 07:30 PM
http://sportsbybrooks.com/rachel-uch...mistress-27141

Dude... that hoe is all kinds of used not to mentioned doctored up. You can see the collagen lips and the bad/cheaply done breast augmentation. Wouldn't touch that woman with a ten foot pole and I doubt Tiger has either. He's got a smoking hot Swedish chick for a wife and he's a dad with her.

BigBad
11-27-2009, 09:49 PM
He's got a smoking hot Swedish chick for a wife and he's a dad with her.

Tell his penis that.Hilarious!

watermock
11-27-2009, 10:13 PM
Jesus, if you can't guess his wife chased him out of the house with a baseball bat and bashed his back window out as he was trying to leave...

buy a vowel.

Don Flamenco
11-27-2009, 10:34 PM
He does have some Asian in him. :rofl:



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Hercules Rockefeller
11-27-2009, 10:54 PM
http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-woods-elin-nordegren-fight-accident-suv-lacerations/

azbroncfan
11-27-2009, 11:00 PM
Dude... that hoe is all kinds of used not to mentioned doctored up. You can see the collagen lips and the bad/cheaply done breast augmentation. Wouldn't touch that woman with a ten foot pole and I doubt Tiger has either. He's got a smoking hot Swedish chick for a wife and he's a dad with her.

He is also best friends with MJ and those two go out one upping each other.

UberBroncoMan
11-28-2009, 12:11 AM
http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-woods-elin-nordegren-fight-accident-suv-lacerations/

I guess my concept doesn't fit with reality then. I guess if Tiger nailed that ugly hoe aside from the fact he's a father and is already married to a seemingly fine lady... he's got some serious issues. But that's just my opinion.

SouthStndJunkie
11-28-2009, 02:09 AM
I think his old lady beat the **** out of him with a golf club.

enjolras
11-28-2009, 02:28 AM
I think he just got back from an extended stay on the other side of the world and got hungry at 2:30 AM, nevermind the serious jet lag. An accident ensued.

I've done similar trips to that part of the world, and ate at 2:00 AM for a solid week (at least). It does serious damage to your internal clock.

Orange4Life
11-28-2009, 02:51 AM
I think his old lady beat the **** out of him with a golf club.

Him and his car.

titan
11-28-2009, 06:31 AM
I think his old lady beat the **** out of him with a golf club.

Wonder what her club selection was. Long iron? Fairway wood?

BLAZE
11-28-2009, 07:51 AM
Tiger should get beat by a golf club for marrying that ugly b**** to begin with.

Beantown Bronco
11-28-2009, 08:14 AM
Tiger should get beat by a golf club for marrying that ugly b**** to begin with.

Let me guess. Sharp knees?

People have been put in straight jackets for saying less insane things.

Pony Boy
11-28-2009, 09:05 AM
I think he just got back from an extended stay on the other side of the world and got hungry at 2:30 AM, nevermind the serious jet lag. An accident ensued.

I've done similar trips to that part of the world, and ate at 2:00 AM for a solid week (at least). It does serious damage to your internal clock.

How much swamp land do you own? ;D

BLAZE
11-29-2009, 12:03 AM
Let me guess. Sharp knees?

People have been put in straight jackets for saying less insane things.

Hardly anything insane about what I said; as they say beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Circle Orange
11-29-2009, 12:51 AM
He does have some Asian in him. :rofl:

I kid, I kid...

One could say Tiger's seriously mixed up...Ha!

Circle Orange
11-29-2009, 12:54 AM
Tiger should get beat by a golf club for marrying that ugly b**** to begin with.

*shock* Don't you know? She's BLONDE. So according to hollywood pundits and corporate america that immediately makes her the hottest thing in the universe. Oh, and bonus points for Scandanavian/Swedish. Because they too are automatically hot and have no homely people, unlike everyone else on earth. :giggle:

As we used to say in my neck of the woods, "whatever..."

BLAZE
11-29-2009, 06:09 AM
*shock* Don't you know? She's BLONDE. So according to hollywood pundits and corporate america that immediately makes her the hottest thing in the universe. Oh, and bonus points for Scandanavian/Swedish. Because they too are automatically hot and have no homely people, unlike everyone else on earth. :giggle:

As we used to say in my neck of the woods, "whatever..."

Exactly.

TonyR
11-29-2009, 09:57 AM
Hardly anything insane about what I said; as they say beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Maybe not "insane" but certainly stupid. Perhaps she's not "beautiful" by your definition but no rational person is going to call her ugly. Get real.

Rohirrim
11-29-2009, 10:11 AM
Nothing like this ever happened to Jack Nicklaus. :wiggle:

broncocalijohn
11-29-2009, 12:36 PM
I think his old lady beat the **** out of him with a golf club.

I bet at that moment he was the best fly swatting champion of the world.

TonyR
11-29-2009, 01:35 PM
Tiger released a statement today. Still not explaining what happened and why, only saying it was all his fault and please leave us alone.

http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4698237


Apparently won't meet with FHP and has hired some big $ attorney to handle the matter.