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cmhargrove
11-10-2009, 01:37 PM
Of course, the answer is...

To cheer on the team,
to cheer you up,
or...

to feed your fantasy life.

So, without further ado, meet a few of your Denver Broncos Cheerleaders.

Anjuli Says "Whenever I get down after a loss, I like to go out by the barn, put on my bikini, and slap my hand on a big post... Yeah, that feels good"

Rulon Velvet Jones
11-10-2009, 01:37 PM
Masturbation.

/end thread

cmhargrove
11-10-2009, 01:38 PM
Amanda Says "OMG - I dropped my beer while yelling at the tv last night. I think i'll put on a bikini and clean this silky leather chair... Mmmmmmm, yeah that's good."

cmhargrove
11-10-2009, 01:40 PM
Lindy says "sometimes Orton plays like ****, but I always remember to put on my bikini, go out into the field, and smell the roses, or daisies, or whatever. Does anyone have some baby oil?"

cmhargrove
11-10-2009, 01:43 PM
Mary says "you know what will fix everything Broncos fans? That's right, the deep ball..."

oubronco
11-10-2009, 01:45 PM
Mary says "you know what will fix everything Broncos fans? That's right, the deep ball..."

:~ohyah!: Oh Yea

RaiderH8r
11-10-2009, 01:46 PM
Welp, I guess I'm going to have to choke and stroke the bloke now.

RMT
11-10-2009, 01:48 PM
i'm not a fan of cheerleaders ... they are a nuisance more than they are entertainment.

what REALLY blows is the junior cheerleader "entertainment" we are forced to put up with every year ... damnit, bring back the FRISBEE DOGS!!!

Eldorado
11-10-2009, 01:52 PM
Mary says "you know what will fix everything Broncos fans? That's right, the deep ball..."

I think she meant balls deep.

Mogulseeker
11-10-2009, 01:55 PM
I prefer sorority girls. I actually have a chance with them.

scorpio
11-10-2009, 02:19 PM
I prefer sorority girls. I actually have a chance with them.

No you don't.

HILife
11-10-2009, 02:48 PM
I've never really been impressed with Denver's cheerleaders, but those first two are sexy and the third isn't to bad.