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ZONA
11-02-2009, 09:55 PM
Just heard that on Monday night and they were saying it's proven that wearing this mouthpiece give you more agility and stuff because. For real? I thought they were just joking but then they said they all tested higher in their flexibility and range of motion. That's just odd, how a mouthpiece can do all that. I would have to see more on this to really believe it.

tsiguy96
11-02-2009, 09:57 PM
if its the same one ive seen advertised, they are like 2k each. i truly, honestly dont see how a piece of rubber in your teeth can do ANYTHING with your spine, much less muscular flexibility. dont buy it.

ZONA
11-02-2009, 10:01 PM
if its the same one ive seen advertised, they are like 2k each. i truly, honestly dont see how a piece of rubber in your teeth can do ANYTHING with your spine, much less muscular flexibility. dont buy it.

What's it called? Those guys all said they tested better with the mouthpiece in so I want to find out more on what this thing actually does (technically).

tsiguy96
11-02-2009, 10:03 PM
i dont remember i saw it in an MMA magazine awhile back, im sure with their advertisement youll see it talked about more in the coming weeks.

Rulon Velvet Jones
11-02-2009, 10:16 PM
http://www.underarmour.com/shop/us/en/accessories?iid=99|Home|Home-Page-3-Middle-4-Bottom|middle_02|PerformanceMouthwear

SJ Bronco
11-02-2009, 10:27 PM
Had a guy come and test some on the varsity here in Milpitas....Did some tests, seemed to do some good according to his data last year. Not sure how it works though.

RhymesayersDU
11-02-2009, 10:40 PM
This is legit, I shaved a second off my 40 time wearing this mouthpiece.

baja
11-02-2009, 10:44 PM
This is legit, I shaved a second off my 40 time wearing this mouthpiece.

I was able to perform open heart surgery just by using this mouth piece.

OABB
11-02-2009, 10:44 PM
This is legit, I shaved a second off my 40 time wearing this mouthpiece.

I wore one yesterday and was able to flip a car over on it's roof. If only SOmeone would have invented this sooner 9/11 never would have happened.

baja
11-02-2009, 10:52 PM
I had to go to the doctor because after falling asleep while wearing the mouth piece I experienced for 9 scary hours one of the dreaded "4 hour" erections. You really got to be careful with this thing.

broncocalijohn
11-02-2009, 11:04 PM
Once I wear it, jean shorts look totally cool on me. I also pull in chicks. Not just any chick but hot ones like Broncos Warrior has. If you rub a little BAZI on it, you can break off 2k in our system.

Popps
11-02-2009, 11:11 PM
Once I wear it, jean shorts look totally cool on me. I also pull in chicks. Not just any chick but hot ones like Broncos Warrior has. If you rub a little BAZI on it, you can break off 2k in our system.

Hilarious!

BigPlayShay
11-02-2009, 11:13 PM
They need to design one with a built in iPod, you know so when some players are on the sidelines they can keep thier tunes more discreet.

OABB
11-02-2009, 11:21 PM
his secret is out...


25444

SJ Bronco
11-02-2009, 11:23 PM
his secret is out...


25444

:strong:

Broncoman13
11-02-2009, 11:48 PM
Derek Jeter had one in tonight...

$2k for real?

epicSocialism4tw
11-03-2009, 12:04 AM
http://www.underarmour.com/shop/us/en/accessories?iid=99|Home|Home-Page-3-Middle-4-Bottom|middle_02|PerformanceMouthwear

It looks like the principle is pretty simple.

It positions the jaw in a way that is comfortable enough for you not to have to use voluntary control of your mouth to keep it in. Mouthpieces are usually a distraction and difficult to deal with...I always felt like I wanted to clinch my teeth. There are alot of muscles associated with clinching the jaw, and sometimes you can even recruit the neck and even shoulder muscles if you are really irritated. That kind of thing will do subtle things to your posture that can cause you to use inefficient athletic movements.

ZONA
11-03-2009, 12:08 AM
Oh so now we are going to be seeing golfers and track stars wear this even though they don't need one, just to get better performances.

What a crock.

I'm going to try and wear one to an interview, maybe it might help me get a job.............lol.

epicSocialism4tw
11-03-2009, 12:09 AM
Oh so now we are going to be seeing golfers and track stars wear this even though they don't need one, just to get better performances.

What a crock.

I'm going to try and wear one to an interview, maybe it might help me get a job.............lol.

Yeah...specialized orthotics never help.

maher_tyler
11-03-2009, 12:17 AM
Wow..i need to get one of these!

TDmvp
11-03-2009, 07:41 AM
Sorta reminds me of the high dollar mouth guards for TMJD (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temporomandibular_joint_disorder) "a jaw disorder"
It even talks about TMJ in the how it works ...

had it forever and it really mouth baste a pants brisket ...

Beantown Bronco
11-03-2009, 07:53 AM
I had to go to the doctor because after falling asleep while wearing the mouth piece I experienced for 9 scary hours one of the dreaded "4 hour" erections. You really got to be careful with this thing.

Did he at least have the common decency to give you a reach-around?

NYBroncoManiac
11-03-2009, 08:27 AM
I wore one yesterday while on the phone with GEICO. Guess what?!?!

Yep... I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance.

Mr.Meanie
11-03-2009, 08:34 AM
I was wearing one of these while I was trying to close a sale, and it worked! I closed the sale! They kept looking at me strangely, almost like they knew I had some sort of newfound power. They got really nervous and said yes to whatever I threw into the deal, almost seeming too anxious to get out of the room.

This thing works like a dream.

supermanhr9
11-03-2009, 09:52 AM
That's crazy. i want to wear one at work

Smiling Assassin27
11-03-2009, 09:59 AM
I was able to perform open heart surgery just by using this mouth piece.


see, had that procedure been done while using only a ball point pen, i'd rush right out and buy 3.

Rohirrim
11-03-2009, 10:14 AM
Given the Saints record, everybody will be wearing them next week.

Bronco Yoda
11-07-2009, 01:54 PM
I had a blow out going 65 yesterday and thankfully was wearing my Under Armour Performance Mouthwear . Worked as a decent spare getting me safely home. Didn't even have to stop the car .... just pitched it out the window and let it's magic do the rest. something my night guard could never do. I no longer feel the need to wear my seat belt.

DeusExManning
11-07-2009, 01:56 PM
Increases Strength
With improved airflow and less stress from clenching,
UA Performance Mouthwear has been proven to increase
strength by an average of 17% with the UA Performance
Mouthpiece and 12% with the UA Performance Mouthguard.
Increases Endurance
UA Performance Mouthwear enlarges airway openings,
resulting in 25% less lactic acid build-up after 30 minutes
of intense exercise.
Speeds Up Reaction Time
Athletes may respond faster when wearing UA Performance
Mouthwear. Clinical trials show an improvement in responding
to auditory cues and potential improvement in response
to visual cues.
Reduces Athletic Stress
Excess cortisol causes stress, fatigue and distraction.
UA Performance Mouthwear decreases cortisol production,
which means you feel & play better.
Reduces Impact
When the jaw suffers an impact, energy can be transmitted
to the head, which can cause concussion. UA Performance
Mouthguards have been shown to reduce the G-Force impact
of blows to the jaw by up to 20%.

Bronco Yoda
11-07-2009, 02:06 PM
How much are these again? I have to get a new night guard (for grinding teeth) anyway. My last one was $500. I could get this new bad boy and get some real super sleep!

TerrElway
11-07-2009, 03:06 PM
I wear one instead of a condom. I am now a sexual Chuck Norris.

BroncoBuff
11-07-2009, 03:15 PM
Increases Strength
With improved airflow and less stress from clenching,
UA Performance Mouthwear has been proven to increase
strength by an average of 17% with the UA Performance
Mouthpiece and 12% with the UA Performance Mouthguard.
Increases Endurance
UA Performance Mouthwear enlarges airway openings,
resulting in 25% less lactic acid build-up after 30 minutes
of intense exercise.
Excess cortisol causes stress, fatigue and distraction.
UA Performance Mouthwear decreases cortisol production,
which means you feel & play better.
Reduces Impact
When the jaw suffers an impact, energy can be transmitted
to the head, which can cause concussion. UA Performance
Mouthguards have been shown to reduce the G-Force impact
of blows to the jaw by up to 20%.


All this stuff makes sense. Applied kinesiology takes everything into account, including "any change in the position of your body parts relative to each other ." Even the way your socks fit and how your shoes are laced up matter.

Every part of your body and your equipment - when it's correctly set up - reduces stress and focuses body movement and motion.

RunSilentRunDeep
11-07-2009, 05:13 PM
What happens if you soak them in Red Bull and then sprinkle cocaine on them?

Circle Orange
11-07-2009, 06:45 PM
I tried one on, met John Elway. Asked if I could jump his bones. He said "sure, what the hell. Cheerleader chick don't have to know."

Amazing....^5