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ØrangeÇrush
11-01-2009, 12:43 AM
Ravens, Dirty Birds!
No D, you are very old,
Fly back to your nest!

ØrangeÇrush
11-01-2009, 01:10 AM
I once went to Baltimore,
There I met a dirty whore,
She said, "Watch out, I'm a walking disease"
I said, "I know, Ray Lewis stabbed you with ease"
she said, "that's why I cry all the time"
I said, "too bad, but I'll be fine!"



my wife said that it was very bad..

listopencil
11-01-2009, 01:59 AM
Damn, Crush. That's not even a limerick.

listopencil
11-01-2009, 01:04 AM
Black birds wait for us
To exorcise some demons
Black and purple tears

fido
11-01-2009, 01:31 AM
I once went to Baltimore,
There I met a dirty whore,
She said, "Watch out, I'm a walking disease"
I said, "I know, Ray Lewis stabbed you with ease"
she said, "that's why I cry all the time"
I said, "too bad, but I'll be fine!"



my wife said that it was very bad..

:strong: ROFL!

scorpio
11-01-2009, 06:29 AM
there once were some fans fromn maryland
who liked to smoke crack and watch football and
they showed up at the field
but their Ravens did yield
to the 7-0 Broncos, man.

Cleo McDowell
11-01-2009, 06:32 AM
Balitmore Ravens

Prepare to be crushed

Suck it hard.

Rock Chalk
11-01-2009, 07:37 AM
Balitmore Ravens

Prepare to be crushed

Suck it hard.

Need to work on your Haiku's.

5-7-5

Victor
11-01-2009, 07:57 AM
Ravens in the night
Ripped from the hearts of Cleveland
Where are your throw backs?

Victor
11-01-2009, 08:06 AM
Joe Flacco stands tall
Looking downfield for Todd Heap
Wham, Elvis is there

Victor
11-01-2009, 08:08 AM
Dawkins is a beast
Like Lewis in a knife fight
Ray belongs in cuffs

Rock Chalk
11-01-2009, 08:12 AM
Dawkins is a beast
Like Lewis in a knife fight
Ray belongs in cuffs

Thats awesome.

Victor
11-01-2009, 08:13 AM
Baltimore is plagued
Crime, drugs, disease and despare
The weather's nice, though

Bronco Warrior
11-01-2009, 08:25 AM
There once was a guy named Ray,
Stabbed a guy for calling him Gay!
He said with a grin as the knife slide in,
Cause I'm famous, I'll get with it away!!

:( Weak I know!

* Does not intend to imply Ray Ray is Gay!

Bronco Warrior
11-01-2009, 08:31 AM
There once was a guy from the East,
In the NFC was a Beast!
In Philly they are Vexed,
Denver's Opponants have been WeaponXed!
And taught our Defense on O's how to Feast!

Oh lord! Haven''t slept since yesterday...lol!

Bronco Warrior
11-01-2009, 08:36 AM
Now lying on grass
Flacco staring at the sky
His Doom has found him!

Delirious men should not be allowed to type!

Rock Chalk
11-01-2009, 08:37 AM
Now lying on grass
Flacco staring at the sky
His Doom has found him!

Delirious men should not be allowed to type!

Its laying but this is otherwise pretty good.