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SportinOne
10-29-2009, 10:30 AM
...the Broncos winning the super bowl.

Here's mine:

It's late in the season, in a crucial game at a crucial point in the game. Maybe it's the playoffs. Either way, it's a really important game. Stokely makes a catch that is called incomplete (they think it hits the ground, or maybe he stepped out of bounds... whatever). Knowing we have no challenges left, and that they won't overturn the call, Stokely absolutely LOSES it. Then, out of nowhere, Brandon Marshall swoops in and literally carries him off the field over his shoulder as Stokely continues to jaw at the ref. More than anything, more than a super bowl, that would make my season.

Killericon
10-29-2009, 10:32 AM
Nothing! Are you kidding me with this?

Broncomutt
10-29-2009, 10:39 AM
Dynasty.

But that pretty much goes hand in hand with winning Super Bowls.

Dagmar
10-29-2009, 10:41 AM
...the Broncos winning the super bowl.

Here's mine:

It's late in the season, in a crucial game at a crucial point in the game. Maybe it's the playoffs. Either way, it's a really important game. Stokely makes a catch that is called incomplete (they think it hits the ground, or maybe he stepped out of bounds... whatever). Knowing we have no challenges left, and that they won't overturn the call, Stokely absolutely LOSES it. Then, out of nowhere, Brandon Marshall swoops in and literally carries him off the field over his shoulder as Stokely continues to jaw at the ref. More than anything, more than a super bowl, that would make my season.

http://www.facepalm.org/img.php

bronco militia
10-29-2009, 10:41 AM
Wtf!

Killericon
10-29-2009, 10:42 AM
I suppose the Bears losing out, us somehow getting the first overall pick, taking a brilliant QB who plays Cutler into the ground would be cool...But it still wouldn't be as satisfying, even on a "**** you Cutler!" level as seeing Orton hoist the Lombardi.

F minus minus.

snowspot66
10-29-2009, 10:42 AM
...Really?

OBF1
10-29-2009, 10:44 AM
Worst thread ever....

s0phr0syne
10-29-2009, 10:44 AM
I wish he meant "Next to winning the superbowl, what would be most satisfying?" instead. B/c otherwise, epic to the foneco power of fail.

SonOfLe-loLang
10-29-2009, 10:45 AM
the only thing more satisfying would have Double D's

Marshall Dumervil
10-29-2009, 10:45 AM
Super Bowl is what I want but here's a close 2nd...

SD in the playoffs, Rivers gets picked. He makes the tackle and the ball is fumbled. Rivers picks it up and runs the wrong way, losing the game and continuing to prove that he sucks.

TheReverend
10-29-2009, 10:51 AM
Winning the lottery

cutthemdown
10-29-2009, 10:52 AM
too much time on your hands bro. Get an addiction to pills or something.

worm
10-29-2009, 10:55 AM
Two chicks at the same time.

OABB
10-29-2009, 10:58 AM
Winning the lottery, buying the broncos from bowlen and winning the superbowl. HOlding the trophy and saying "This one's not for Jay!"

TDmvp
10-29-2009, 11:03 AM
Add a check mark on the side of Iq test before confirmation as a member of the Orange Mane.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y62/Dogbytes/Thread-Dumb.jpg

The Joker
10-29-2009, 11:03 AM
...the Broncos winning the super bowl.

Here's mine:

It's late in the season, in a crucial game at a crucial point in the game. Maybe it's the playoffs. Either way, it's a really important game. Stokely makes a catch that is called incomplete (they think it hits the ground, or maybe he stepped out of bounds... whatever). Knowing we have no challenges left, and that they won't overturn the call, Stokely absolutely LOSES it. Then, out of nowhere, Brandon Marshall swoops in and literally carries him off the field over his shoulder as Stokely continues to jaw at the ref. More than anything, more than a super bowl, that would make my season.

So being hosed out of a playoff game by a bad call would be more satisfying to you than winning the Superbowl?

And why, because our #1 wideout picks up our #4 wideout and carries him off the field?

Can you explain why this would be in any way satisfying?

Bronco Warrior
10-29-2009, 11:12 AM
I see a certain irony in it since Stokely has been babysitting Marshall from too much exuberance on the field..and that would be funny but better than a win ...period? Or a Super Bowl...hell no! It would be funny though.

DHallblows
10-29-2009, 11:13 AM
Warglebargle how dare you have fun thinking of funny things broncos related and not having them win the superbowl?!?!?! Warglebarglewarglebargle!!!

cutthemdown
10-29-2009, 11:13 AM
Let me guess you like to daydream about heroic things you would do if you just had the chance!!!!

Go read up on what syndrome you have.

Gcver2ver3
10-29-2009, 11:15 AM
i don't see how that possibly trumps winning the SB...

i'm with theRev on this...

lotto...

TDmvp
10-29-2009, 11:16 AM
Warglebargle how dare you have fun thinking of funny things broncos related and not having them win the superbowl?!?!?! Warglebarglewarglebargle!!!



Fun is thinking up stupid scenarios that make absolutely zero sense ?

If so fun blows ...

55CrushEm
10-29-2009, 11:18 AM
...the Broncos winning the super bowl.

Here's mine:

It's late in the season, in a crucial game at a crucial point in the game. Maybe it's the playoffs. Either way, it's a really important game. Stokely makes a catch that is called incomplete (they think it hits the ground, or maybe he stepped out of bounds... whatever). Knowing we have no challenges left, and that they won't overturn the call, Stokely absolutely LOSES it. Then, out of nowhere, Brandon Marshall swoops in and literally carries him off the field over his shoulder as Stokely continues to jaw at the ref. More than anything, more than a super bowl, that would make my season.

That's too complicated........the one thing better than winning the Superbowl, would be getting a honker as we win the Superbowl.....:thanku:

TDmvp
10-29-2009, 11:19 AM
That's too complicated........the one thing better than winning the Superbowl, would be getting a honker as we win the Superbowl.....:thanku:

been there ... done that .... if honker is slang for mouth hug ....

Dagmar
10-29-2009, 11:19 AM
I see a certain irony in it since Stokely has been babysitting Marshall from too much exuberance on the field..and that would be funny but better than a win ...period? Or a Super Bowl...hell no! It would be funny though.

God you are slow.

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r146/RaiseTheKnife/fail-motivational.jpg

Hotrod
10-29-2009, 11:21 AM
Winning the lottery while doing 2 chicks.

Bronco Warrior
10-29-2009, 11:21 AM
I absolutley LOVE how this page embraces and esteems original or creative though!! Even Dopey original though..lol! Thinking differentlythan the core 5-6 or the clique is especially rewarded. The warmth and support for people on the page who do so is commendable and extremely touching!

TDmvp
10-29-2009, 11:22 AM
I absolutley LOVE how this page embraces and esteems original or creative though!! Even Dopey original though..lol! Thinking differentlythan the core 5-6 or the clique is especially rewarded. The warmth and support for people on the page who do so is commendable and extremely touching!



please don't think ....

baja
10-29-2009, 11:22 AM
world piece or winning this beauty pageant.

Bronco Warrior
10-29-2009, 11:23 AM
God you are slow.

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r146/RaiseTheKnife/fail-motivational.jpg

Why because I can find humor in a faulty statement? Because I don't just shoot it down and call the OP names? Who's the slow one? Or is rude and ignorant rewarded here? Oh wait..forgot where I was!

baja
10-29-2009, 11:24 AM
I see a certain irony in it since Stokely has been babysitting Marshall from too much exuberance on the field..and that would be funny but better than a win ...period? Or a Super Bowl...hell no! It would be funny though.

We could call it the marshall plan

Bronco Warrior
10-29-2009, 11:25 AM
please don't think ....

I love it when I get instructions and opinions from angry 12 yr olds and bored neglected house wives!

Rohirrim
10-29-2009, 11:25 AM
Put down the bag and step away from the keyboard.

http://matusiak.org/wp-content/imgs/paint_huffer.jpg

Bronco Warrior
10-29-2009, 11:26 AM
We could call it the marshall plan

I think they already codename what Stokely does as babysitter..lol! Still not that cool to put about ANY win let alone a SB Win lol!

Hotrod
10-29-2009, 11:27 AM
I absolutley LOVE how this page embraces and esteems original or creative though!! Even Dopey original though..lol! Thinking differentlythan the core 5-6 or the clique is especially rewarded. The warmth and support for people on the page who do so is commendable and extremely touching!

LOL your even more retarded in real time

baja
10-29-2009, 11:27 AM
Show me the bored & neglected house wife

Or maybe we should hook up the bored HW with the angry 12 year old. Two birds with one stone and all that..

Archer81
10-29-2009, 11:29 AM
Why because I can find humor in a faulty statement? Because I don't just shoot it down and call the OP names? Who's the slow one? Or is rude and ignorant rewarded here? Oh wait..forgot where I was!


http://tinyurl.com/ndhr9x


:Broncos:

Bronco Warrior
10-29-2009, 11:29 AM
Especially love the name calling in lew of actually football knowledge or atleast discussion!

Bronco Warrior
10-29-2009, 11:31 AM
Show me the bored & neglected house wife

Or maybe we should hook up the bored HW with the angry 12 year old. Two birds with one stone and all that..

Now if the Angry HW was a part time substitute teacher........... it would be a movie of the week!

TDmvp
10-29-2009, 11:32 AM
I love it when I get instructions and opinions from angry 12 yr olds and bored neglected house wives!

Says the guy who looks like his dream is to replace Kip in Winger.

http://www.brianchernicky.com/images/gallery/KipWinger.jpg


And as someone who has been involved in music all his life , you are the type that real musicians kill time by ridiculing while we hang at the Namm show and whatnot...

Archer81
10-29-2009, 11:32 AM
Especially love the name calling in lew of actually football knowledge or atleast discussion!

Lieu.

I am not a BYU grad, so maybe there is something I am missing?


:Broncos:

baja
10-29-2009, 11:34 AM
Especially love the name calling in lew of actually football knowledge or atleast discussion!

you expect football knowledge on a thread that proposes that evidence that a player is maturing would be more satisfying than winning a super bowl.

maybe you could work some of your football knowledge into this thread theme.

Hotrod
10-29-2009, 11:35 AM
Especially love the name calling in lew of actually football knowledge or atleast discussion!

Whoops I forgot your Joe Gibbs son or something

Eldorado
10-29-2009, 11:35 AM
In before the Butt!!!111100lulz111!!

Bronco Warrior
10-29-2009, 11:35 AM
Says the guy who looks like his dream is to replace Kip in Winger.

http://www.brianchernicky.com/images/gallery/KipWinger.jpg


And as someone who has been involved in music all his life , you are the type that real musicians kill time by ridiculing while we hang at the Namm show and whatnot...

LOL..you are a real musician? LMAO! What are you 12? Been playing RockBand long?
And for the record...Kip is/was Winger..you can't replace a solo artist geniusNext you can have Sting replaced or Prince!

TDmvp
10-29-2009, 11:38 AM
LOL..you are a real musician? LMAO! What are you 12? Been playing RockBand long?
And for the record...Kip is/was Winger..you can't replace a solo artist geniusNext you can have Sting replaced or Prince!




LOL a winger expert ... go figure ...

Bronco Warrior
10-29-2009, 11:38 AM
you expect football knowledge on a thread that proposes that evidence that a player is maturing would be more satisfying than winning a super bowl.

maybe you could work some of your football knowledge into this thread theme.

I did Baja. Said it would be funny and ironic because it would be reverse (And shocking) if Stokely acted like that instead of Marshall..but not so cool as to outway..for the 5th time ANY Win let alone th SB. And I get retards calling me names.

TheReverend
10-29-2009, 11:38 AM
LOL..you are a real musician? LMAO! What are you 12? Been playing RockBand long?
And for the record...Kip is/was Winger..you can't replace a solo artist geniusNext you can have Sting replaced or Prince!

This post...

How do I reply...?

Where can one even start...?

mind=blown

Bronco Warrior
10-29-2009, 11:39 AM
LOL a winger expert ... go figure ...

LOL a NOTHING MUSIC RELATED EXPERT! Go Figure!!

TDmvp
10-29-2009, 11:39 AM
This post...

How do I reply...?

Where can one even start...?

mind=blown

Hilarious! yea I know .

TheReverend
10-29-2009, 11:40 AM
I did Baja. Said it would be funny and ironic because it would be reverse (And shocking) if Stokely acted like that instead of Marshall..but not so cool as to outway..for the 5th time ANY Win let alone th SB. And I get retards calling me names.

Because you're the only moron that didn't understand that that was the INTENDED irony in the original post... do you really not get this...?

Everyone got it. You're the only that thought it was worth discussing.

TheReverend
10-29-2009, 11:41 AM
LOL a NOTHING MUSIC RELATED EXPERT! Go Figure!!

You should mentor him.


Or at least write an article about it.

Hotrod
10-29-2009, 11:41 AM
I did Baja. Said it would be funny and ironic because it would be reverse (And shocking) if Stokely acted like that instead of Marshall..but not so cool as to outway..for the 5th time ANY Win let alone th SB. And I get retards calling me names.

huh??? wait what??? take the cock out of your mouth I cant understand you.

Archer81
10-29-2009, 11:42 AM
I did Baja. Said it would be funny and ironic because it would be reverse (And shocking) if Stokely acted like that instead of Marshall..but not so cool as to outway..for the 5th time ANY Win let alone th SB. And I get retards calling me names.

Outweigh.

Normally I am not a spell check nazi...but for some odd reason, I dont like you. So it amuses me to point out the flaws in spelling or grammar when you feel the need to call other posters retarded.

:Broncos:

Bronco Warrior
10-29-2009, 11:42 AM
Hilarious! yea I know .

Funny you laughing, when it was you that took it to Musicians and the Winger stuff...you are actually too stupid to realize you are the one that took it there?

baja
10-29-2009, 11:43 AM
I did Baja. Said it would be funny and ironic because it would be reverse (And shocking) if Stokely acted like that instead of Marshall..but not so cool as to outway..for the 5th time ANY Win let alone th SB. And I get retards calling me names.

Would you mind bolding the football knowledge part of your post because I'm missing it.

TheReverend
10-29-2009, 11:43 AM
Funny you laughing, when it was you that took it to Musicians and the Winger stuff...you are actually too stupid to realize you are the one that took it there?

How dare he insult the Heavy Mentals

TDmvp
10-29-2009, 11:47 AM
Funny you laughing, when it was you that took it to Musicians and the Winger stuff...you are actually too stupid to realize you are the one that took it there?

Moron ... I picked winger cause it is the absolute gayest/worst band i could think of , and you happen to look as gay as kip , which is hard to do.


http://hotlink.myspacecdn.com/images02/109/30f156cd247b48299d2953bcc88e224a/m.jpghttp://www.brianchernicky.com/images/gallery/KipWinger.jpg
separated at birth ???

Ironic that you know TONS about Winger tho.
You should write a story or something about it .

Bronco Warrior
10-29-2009, 11:48 AM
My Humor at watching retards try to gang up on people like the OP for having an original, even foolish thought, or me for defending him OUT-WEIGHS any pathetic jabbs a club of moronic troglydites could throw out. Nothing better to do than make yourselves feel better than to cut others down? thought not!

Bronco Warrior
10-29-2009, 11:49 AM
How dare he insult the Heavy Mentals

I never would insult "Heavy Mental"..have made a grand a week for three years while having fun :D. Not much more to say than that!

TheReverend
10-29-2009, 11:50 AM
My Humor at watching retards try to gang up on people like the OP for having an original, even foolish thought, or me for defending him OUT-WEIGHS any pathetic jabbs a club of moronic troglydites could throw out. Nothing better to do than make yourselves feel better than to cut others down? thought not!

Troglodyte

baja
10-29-2009, 11:50 AM
My Humor at watching retards try to gang up on people like the OP for having an original, even foolish thought, or me for defending him OUT-WEIGHS any pathetic jabbs a club of moronic troglydites could throw out. Nothing better to do than make yourselves feel better than to cut others down? thought not!

Is that code?

Bronco Warrior
10-29-2009, 11:50 AM
Moron ... I picked winger cause it is the absolute gayest/worst band i could think of , and you happen to look as gay as kip , which is hard to do.


http://hotlink.myspacecdn.com/images02/109/30f156cd247b48299d2953bcc88e224a/m.jpghttp://www.brianchernicky.com/images/gallery/KipWinger.jpg
separated at birth ???

Ironic that you know TONS about Winger tho.
You should write a story or something about it .

Funny! They were taken about the same year!

Archer81
10-29-2009, 11:51 AM
My Humor at watching retards try to gang up on people like the OP for having an original, even foolish thought, or me for defending him OUT-WEIGHS any pathetic jabbs a club of moronic troglydites could throw out. Nothing better to do than make yourselves feel better than to cut others down? thought not!

Troglodyte.

...You are now king of the land of epic fail.


:Broncos:

TheReverend
10-29-2009, 11:51 AM
I never would insult "Heavy Mental"..have made a grand a week for three years while having fun :D. Not much more to say than that!

I believe it


http://www.wastedspacez.com/wastedideaz/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/100grandbars.jpg

TheDave
10-29-2009, 11:51 AM
What a bizzare thread...

Bronco Warrior
10-29-2009, 11:52 AM
Troglodyte

Funny You can correct a Type-O but don't know what the word means! LMAO!

Now you're gonna google it to look smart lmao!

Hotrod
10-29-2009, 11:52 AM
I never would insult "Heavy Mental"..have made a grand a week for three years while having fun :D. Not much more to say than that!

Thats great but in the end all that will be left is the herpies

Lev Vyvanse
10-29-2009, 11:52 AM
I never would insult "Heavy Mental"..have made a grand a week for three years while having fun :D. Not much more to say than that!

How do you make a grand a week from jail?

Archer81
10-29-2009, 11:53 AM
Funny You can correct a Type-O but don't know what the word means! LMAO!


Type-O is a blood type.

Typo is what you do frequently.

:Broncos:

baja
10-29-2009, 11:54 AM
What a bizzare thread...

Are you busy ignoring it? ;D

TDmvp
10-29-2009, 11:54 AM
And for the record ... this is metal

http://www.meltyourfaceoff.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/pantera.jpg


this is not ...


http://www.sleazeroxx.com/bands/winger/winger1.jpghttp://hotlink.myspacecdn.com/images02/109/30f156cd247b48299d2953bcc88e224a/m.jpg



carry on ...

TheReverend
10-29-2009, 11:55 AM
Funny You can correct a Type-O but don't know what the word means! LMAO!

Now you're gonna google it to look smart lmao!

Amazing... you really think someone who reads and instantly corrects your spelling of troglodyte wouldn't know what the word means? And it's typo, fyi.

Hotrod
10-29-2009, 11:55 AM
Can anyone remember such an adverse reaction to a poster since bobsyouraunt???

We are looking at history here folks.

Marshall Dumervil
10-29-2009, 11:57 AM
Type-O is a blood type.

Typo is what you do frequently.

:Broncos:

Type-O rocks.

http://images.hugi.is/metall/99869.jpg

TheDave
10-29-2009, 11:57 AM
Are you busy ignoring it? ;D

nope... This is actually entertaining. ;D

Archer81
10-29-2009, 11:58 AM
Type-O rocks.

http://images.hugi.is/metall/99869.jpg


You know I thought about mentioning the band, too. But that would distract me from the holy work of amusing myself at BW's mistakes.


:Broncos:

TheReverend
10-29-2009, 11:58 AM
Type-O rocks.

[IMG]http://images.hugi.is/metall/99869.jpg[IMG]

Dye em black, black, black, black numbahhhhhhhhhh onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnne

Rohirrim
10-29-2009, 11:59 AM
Can anyone remember such an adverse reaction to a poster since bobsyouraunt???

We are looking at history here folks.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_sTl28qiTNJ0/Si2XycHiZBI/AAAAAAAABIg/7T_0148dyWk/s400/fclown.jpg

TheReverend
10-29-2009, 11:59 AM
nope... This is actually entertaining. ;D

He's a thread alchemist. He can turn lead to gold.

s0phr0syne
10-29-2009, 12:02 PM
He's a thread alchemist. He can turn lead to gold.




ROFL!Hilarious!:notworthy:notworthy

Mr. Elway
10-29-2009, 12:02 PM
She's only seventeen..
(SEVENTEEN!)
daddy says she's too young...
but she's old enough...
old enough for me!

TDmvp
10-29-2009, 12:03 PM
He's a thread alchemist. He can turn lead to gold.

LOLOL

No doubt ... this guy sure helped with by week boredom.

I'm shocked he has as much time to post tho really.
From how he talks with his band making a grand a week , you would think he would be hard at work on thinking of what Firehouse song they are going to cover next ....

Bronco Warrior
10-29-2009, 12:05 PM
And for the record ... this is metal

http://www.meltyourfaceoff.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/pantera.jpg


this is not ...


http://www.sleazeroxx.com/bands/winger/winger1.jpghttp://hotlink.myspacecdn.com/images02/109/30f156cd247b48299d2953bcc88e224a/m.jpg



carry on ...

Actully as one who came from the generation that coined the name Metal..your an idiot, although Winger wasn't really metal either ;). When you can tell me where the term came from, what it is based on (style, roots orgin) then talk your **** junior! My TV show on Comcast has mostly bands like that who try to call that noisy angry stuff metal but that's just what young angry boys call it not real musicians over the age of 30.

Want to check out a read metal band, google "Airbourne or a great rock band "Royal Bliss"
And the word comes from TYPE Ommission. Sorry for being to high brow for you tards!

Archer81
10-29-2009, 12:09 PM
Funny You can correct a Type-O but don't know what the word means! LMAO!

Now you're gonna google it to look smart lmao!


http://tinyurl.com/yl4fjsc


:Broncos:

baja
10-29-2009, 12:09 PM
I never would insult "Heavy Mental"..have made a grand a week for three years while having fun :D. Not much more to say than that!

You seem able to back up your claims, how about you show two checks for a grand dated a week apart. We all would have to eat Warrior crow.

TheReverend
10-29-2009, 12:11 PM
Actully as one who came from the generation that coined the name Metal..your an idiot, although Winger wasn't really metal either ;). When you can tell me where the term came from, what it is based on (style, roots orgin) then talk your **** junior! My TV show on Comcast has mostly bands like that who try to call that noisy angry stuff metal but that's just what young angry boys call it not real musicians over the age of 30.

Want to check out a read metal band, google "Airbourne or a great rock band "Royal Bliss"
And the word comes from TYPE Ommission. Sorry for being to high brow for you tards!

Too high-brow for "us tards":

http://hotlink.myspacecdn.com/images02/109/30f156cd247b48299d2953bcc88e224a/m.jpg


Brb:

http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii237/cbc82/GIF_saftey_guy_suicide.gif

Garcia Bronco
10-29-2009, 12:11 PM
that who try to call that noisy angry stuff metal but that's just what young angry boys call it not real musicians over the age of 30.


I call it "re-rah" music. And it sucks.

TDmvp
10-29-2009, 12:12 PM
blah blah blah I was born during the crappiest music era ever . Blah Blah Blah I like silky music with no balls and less heart. Blah Blah Blah I HAVE A TV SHOW blah blah blah



Listening to you talk about music is like listening to Paris Hilton talk about acting by the way...

Rohirrim
10-29-2009, 12:12 PM
What I always wonder is, what happens to these tattooed heavy metal guys when the band goes bust, they turn forty something, and have to go find a job at Walmart? Do they still sneer?

TheReverend
10-29-2009, 12:13 PM
One more thing...

Typo is short for typographical error... not type omission you ****ing idiot.

Btw, it's spelled omission not ommission.

Archer81
10-29-2009, 12:13 PM
What I always wonder is, what happens to these tattooed heavy metal guys when the band goes bust, they turn forty something, and have to go find a job at Walmart? Do they still sneer?

They get comcast metal shows, tour the grandest dive bars and emplore myspace skanks to rat out other skanks.

Duh.

:Broncos:

Marshall Dumervil
10-29-2009, 12:15 PM
your an idiot, although Winger wasn't really metal either ;).

Winger wasn't metal?

:hitself:

http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/9783/ddwallpaperfirst6se.jpg

Archer81
10-29-2009, 12:17 PM
****...I have to go to class and this thread has me in hysterics...

:Broncos:

baja
10-29-2009, 12:18 PM
I'm betting Bronco Warrior is really TJ. He has found a very cleaver way to unite the board and help us forget the off season rift.

Bronco Warrior
10-29-2009, 12:19 PM
You seem able to back up your claims, how about you show two checks for a grand dated a week apart. We all would have to eat Warrior crow.

Really? Have you ever worked as entertainment for a bar? lol! they don't pay cash, especially when you are working for the "Door". Club hold 500 plus, 10 bucks a head, plus 5% off the till divided by 5?? How much is that? Was just guessing sometimes it's more or less but it averages 900 to 1000 by the time it's all done..and that doesn't count if we play multiple nights...so

bronco militia
10-29-2009, 12:23 PM
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Bronco Warrior
10-29-2009, 12:24 PM
Again any of you clowns even know where the term Metal originally "Heavy Metal" came from? What defines it? Very little of the new crap called metal all you angry little boys qualifies. Somebody tell me what the definition is and then talk to me! I'll give you a hint: Listen to "born to be wild" by Steppen Wolf.

baja
10-29-2009, 12:25 PM
Really? Have you ever worked as entertainment for a bar? lol! they don't pay cash, especially when you are working for the "Door". Club hold 500 plus, 10 bucks a head, plus 5% off the till divided by 5?? How much is that? Was just guessing sometimes it's more or less but it averages 900 to 1000 by the time it's all done..and that doesn't count I we play multiple nights...so

My guess is you play to a captive audience.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQb2m6VJ-eo

TheReverend
10-29-2009, 12:25 PM
Really? Have you ever worked as entertainment for a bar? lol! they don't pay cash, especially when you are working for the "Door". Club hold 500 plus, 10 bucks a head, plus 5% off the till divided by 5?? How much is that? Was just guessing sometimes it's more or less but it averages 900 to 1000 by the time it's all done..and that doesn't count I we play multiple nights...so

That was kinda his point...

bronco militia
10-29-2009, 12:26 PM
<a href='http://img217.imageshack.us/i/darrelljames.jpg/'><img src='http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/1328/darrelljames.jpg' border='0' alt='Image Hosted by ImageShack.us'/></a><br/>

Bronco Warrior
10-29-2009, 12:26 PM
That was kinda his point...

Never said they did..was asked to PROVE a Grand a week.

Hotrod
10-29-2009, 12:26 PM
Really? Have you ever worked as entertainment for a bar? lol! they don't pay cash, especially when you are working for the "Door". Club hold 500 plus, 10 bucks a head, plus 5% off the till divided by 5?? How much is that? Was just guessing sometimes it's more or less but it averages 900 to 1000 by the time it's all done..and that doesn't count if we play multiple nights...so

WTF does that have to do with check stubs :spit:

baja
10-29-2009, 12:27 PM
Really? Have you ever worked as entertainment for a bar? lol! they don't pay cash, especially when you are working for the "Door". Club hold 500 plus, 10 bucks a head, plus 5% off the till divided by 5?? How much is that? Was just guessing sometimes it's more or less but it averages 900 to 1000 by the time it's all done..and that doesn't count if we play multiple nights...so

That's why I said show a check and not a pile of wrinkled dirty small bills.

It should be easy to show proof of your claim.

SureShot
10-29-2009, 12:28 PM
This thread has potential!

Bronco Warrior
10-29-2009, 12:29 PM
WTF does that have to do with check stubs :spit:

NOTHING! Just like every other immature thing since the first 10 posts of this thread! Can't prove cash so hence no checks for a grand in the last two weeks!

TDmvp
10-29-2009, 12:29 PM
Again any of you clowns even know where the term Metal originally "Heavy Metal" came from? What defines it? Very little of the new crap called metal all you angry little boys qualifies. Somebody tell me what the definition is and then talk to me! I'll give you a hint: Listen to "born to be wild" by Steppen Wolf.

wrong again ...

http://www.leninimports.com/black_sabbath_logo_buckle.jpg

TheReverend
10-29-2009, 12:30 PM
That's why I said show a check and not a pile of wrinkled dirty small bills.

It should be easy to show proof of your claim.

He doesn't share your greed, the only card he needs is........

The Ace of Spades!!!!!!!

baja
10-29-2009, 12:30 PM
NOTHING! Just like every other immature thing since the first 10 posts of this thread! Can't prove cash so hence no checks for a grand in the last two weeks!

Here's your proof;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQb2m6VJ-eo

bronco militia
10-29-2009, 12:31 PM
<a href='http://img337.imageshack.us/i/qst9ar.jpg/'><img src='http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/1517/qst9ar.jpg' border='0' alt='Image Hosted by ImageShack.us'/></a><br/>

Marshall Dumervil
10-29-2009, 12:33 PM
Again any of you clowns even know where the term Metal originally "Heavy Metal" came from? What defines it? Very little of the new crap called metal all you angry little boys qualifies. Somebody tell me what the definition is and then talk to me! I'll give you a hint: Listen to "born to be wild" by Steppen Wolf.

A reporter went to see Jimi Hendrix. When he wrote his review of the show, he said it sounded as if heavy metal was falling from the sky.


Does that work for you? Because that's where it came from.

baja
10-29-2009, 12:36 PM
Is this one of your gigs?

http://i373.photobucket.com/albums/oo174/wrishta/manda.jpg

Did you have the early early gig or the late late gig?

Archer81
10-29-2009, 12:37 PM
NOTHING! Just like every other immature thing since the first 10 posts of this thread! Can't prove cash so hence no checks for a grand in the last two weeks!


http://tinyurl.com/yftl9oy

:Broncos:

Bronco Warrior
10-29-2009, 12:37 PM
That's why I said show a check and not a pile of wrinkled dirty small bills.

It should be easy to show proof of your claim.

How do you figue! Don't get paid by bars with check! How about this?

SureShot
10-29-2009, 12:38 PM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3206/2375254148_3201d51045_o.gif

Archer81
10-29-2009, 12:38 PM
How do you figue! Don't get paid by bars with check! How about this?

http://tinyurl.com/yjf25tt


:Broncos:

Bronco Warrior
10-29-2009, 12:41 PM
wrong again ...

http://www.leninimports.com/black_sabbath_logo_buckle.jpg

Wrong again bitchboy! Sabbath was a true Heavy Metal Band that is for sure but there were many before them, and the term came from the line "..heavy metal thunder!" Heavy metal is 12 bar Blues based defined by LOUD REPETITIVE GUITAR BLASTS!. Check your facts junior! But Sabbath is the first actual valid thing you have posted on the subject ;)

baja
10-29-2009, 12:41 PM
How do you figue! Don't get paid by bars with check! How about this?

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=25388&stc=1&d=1256845043

for posterity


can one of our ever diligent mods resize this please.

bronco militia
10-29-2009, 12:42 PM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3206/2375254148_3201d51045_o.gif

:rofl:

WOOOO!

Bronco Warrior
10-29-2009, 12:45 PM
A reporter went to see Jimi Hendrix. When he wrote his review of the show, he said it sounded as if heavy metal was falling from the sky.


Does that work for you? Because that's where it came from.

Fail but an interesting story! Steppen Wolf's "Born to be wild"... the term was already on vogue when the guy wrote that about Hendrix "Heavy Metal" (the genre) was falling from the sky!

Bronco Warrior
10-29-2009, 12:47 PM
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=25388&stc=1&d=1256845043

for posterity


can one of our ever diligent mods resize this please.

That's funny! Just wanted the original size for obnoxiousness sake! lol!

Arkansas Bronco
10-29-2009, 12:53 PM
I now feel dumber after reading this crap.

Marshall Dumervil
10-29-2009, 12:54 PM
Fail but an interesting story! Steppen Wolf's "Born to be wild"... the term was already on vogue when the guy wrote that about Hendrix "Heavy Metal" (the genre) was falling from the sky!

Fail!

Hendrix was around before Steppenwolf. Just because they mention it in the lyrics doesn't mean they coined the term.

TDmvp
10-29-2009, 01:03 PM
http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/7195/mgfullsmall.jpg

This guy is the gift that keeps on giving ...

oubronco
10-29-2009, 01:14 PM
<a href='http://img217.imageshack.us/i/batmannutz9eu.gif/'><img src='http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/4439/batmannutz9eu.gif' border='0' alt='Image Hosted by ImageShack.us'/></a><br/>

:~ohyah!: WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

baja
10-29-2009, 01:16 PM
http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/7195/mgfullsmall.jpg

Hey that's a karaoke mike.

Mr. Elway
10-29-2009, 01:18 PM
Broncos Warrior strikes again!!

TDmvp
10-29-2009, 01:23 PM
Broncos Warrior strikes again!!<object width="2" height="2"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GlN3oEjMpUQ&hl=en&fs=1&autoplay=1&loop=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GlN3oEjMpUQ&hl=en&fs=1&autoplay=1&loop=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="2" height="2"></embed></object>

ROFL!ROFL!ROFL!ROFL!ROFL! and rep ...

Bronco Warrior
10-29-2009, 01:33 PM
http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/7195/mgfullsmall.jpg

Hey that's a karaoke mike.

That's funny Stuff! I think I actaully was singing a Poison Song! And you think every wireless mic is a karaoke mic? lol!

HAT
10-29-2009, 01:34 PM
I was going to go back and read the first 6 pages but I'll pass knowing that it can't get any better than the Winger embed, the pic on this page, and a BW mention.

:thumbs::thanku:

Bronco Warrior
10-29-2009, 01:35 PM
http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/7195/mgfullsmall.jpg

Hey that's a karaoke mike.

and it's MIC as in MICROPHONE retard!! :D

TDmvp
10-29-2009, 01:36 PM
I was going to go back and read the first 6 pages but I'll pass knowing that it can't get any better than the Winger embed, the pic on this page, and a BW mention.

:thumbs::thanku:

totally .... big props on the Winger embed ... totally makes this ...

Rock Chalk
10-29-2009, 01:40 PM
Funny You can correct a Type-O but don't know what the word means! LMAO!

Now you're gonna google it to look smart lmao!

I dont know whats more retarded.

That you spelled troglodyte wrong or that think its a difficult word people don't know.

bronco militia
10-29-2009, 01:40 PM
http://www.mojolocoblog.com/media/stewart.jpg

bowtown
10-29-2009, 01:47 PM
Did somebody say Winger?

http://s3.amazonaws.com/lcp/quefuede/myfiles/Debra-Winger01.jpg

bronco militia
10-29-2009, 01:49 PM
sheeee's only 17!!!!!!

bronco militia
10-29-2009, 01:49 PM
http://attorneygeneral.utah.gov/cmsimages/051107_chris_hanson_vsml_9a.vsmall.jpg

Hotrod
10-29-2009, 01:50 PM
Fail but an interesting story! Steppen Wolf's "Born to be wild"... the term was already on vogue when the guy wrote that about Hendrix "Heavy Metal" (the genre) was falling from the sky!

So Vogue the magazine started the term??? Or was that just another "Type"-0

Mr. Elway
10-29-2009, 01:51 PM
.

frauschieze
10-29-2009, 01:55 PM
Fail but an interesting story! Steppen Wolf's "Born to be wild"... the term was already on vogue when the guy wrote that about Hendrix "Heavy Metal" (the genre) was falling from the sky!

Actually.....where the term Heavy Metal originated from has been under debate for years. Yes the first recording to use the term was Steppenwolf in 1968, but Iron Butterfly also came out with an album entitled "Heavy" the same year. The claim about it originating from a Jimi Hendrix Experience review is just as valid as saying it came from Steppenwolf. It's all disputable.

In truth, music had been referred to as heavy for years prior. If you want to discuss the early influential heavy metal bands, you'll quit talking about Steppenwolf and start talking Deep Purple, Sabbath and Zeppelin. Those three have WAY more credence in the genre.

baja
10-29-2009, 01:55 PM
Is there way to turn that off

You could ruin a BB with this imbedding noise business.

bowtown
10-29-2009, 01:59 PM
Is there way to turn that off

You could ruin a BB with this imbedding noise business.

You would call it noise.

sisterhellfyre
10-29-2009, 02:46 PM
Two chicks at the same time.

Okay, worm. But you can only watch. How's that?

Archer81
10-29-2009, 02:50 PM
Actually.....where the term Heavy Metal originated from has been under debate for years. Yes the first recording to use the term was Steppenwolf in 1968, but Iron Butterfly also came out with an album entitled "Heavy" the same year. The claim about it originating from a Jimi Hendrix Experience review is just as valid as saying it came from Steppenwolf. It's all disputable.

In truth, music had been referred to as heavy for years prior. If you want to discuss the early influential heavy metal bands, you'll quit talking about Steppenwolf and start talking Deep Purple, Sabbath and Zeppelin. Those three have WAY more credence in the genre.


There was a novel in written in 1964 that has reference to music and "heavy metal".

But watching BW try to school us on it is like watching a handless midget in a slap fight.

:Broncos:

Hotrod
10-29-2009, 02:51 PM
Actually.....where the term Heavy Metal originated from has been under debate for years. Yes the first recording to use the term was Steppenwolf in 1968, but Iron Butterfly also came out with an album entitled "Heavy" the same year. The claim about it originating from a Jimi Hendrix Experience review is just as valid as saying it came from Steppenwolf. It's all disputable.

In truth, music had been referred to as heavy for years prior. If you want to discuss the early influential heavy metal bands, you'll quit talking about Steppenwolf and start talking Deep Purple, Sabbath and Zeppelin. Those three have WAY more credence in the genre.

Frau rocks :strong:

Archer81
10-29-2009, 02:54 PM
Who embedded the music?

:Broncos:

DenverBrit
10-29-2009, 02:59 PM
Two chicks at the same time.

Have to be twins. :curtsey::curtsey:

frauschieze
10-29-2009, 03:02 PM
Frau rocks :strong:

Snuggles....."aka Dortoh"?. Do you really think the people around here are so feeble minded they couldn't figure out McDortoh was you? Maybe you should put that up on the other site when you get activated. See how long it takes you to get permabanned. Again.

Hotrod
10-29-2009, 03:04 PM
Snuggles....."aka Dortoh"?. Do you really think the people around here are so feeble minded they couldn't figure out McDortoh was you? Maybe you should put that up on the other site when you get activated. See how long it takes you to get permabanned. Again.

McDortoh is the name my fans voted for me Frau. I do it for the fans.

Sadly you would be surprised at the number of people that didnt get it the first week or so.

frauschieze
10-29-2009, 03:09 PM
McDortoh is the name my fans voted for me Frau. I do it for the fans.

Sadly you would be surprised at the number of people that didnt get it the first week or so.

Fans? How much do you pay them?

Hotrod
10-29-2009, 03:15 PM
Fans? How much do you pay them?

These hoes are free

TDmvp
10-29-2009, 03:21 PM
http://newboards.tusclan.com/images/smilies/back_on_topic.jpg


http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/118/l_5ebe28be9fdda3b4ea177c1855e3dbe4.jpg

Douche called , he says you are making him look bad...

HAT
10-29-2009, 03:22 PM
Who embedded the music?

:Broncos:

And how? I've noticed it about 3 times on the 'mane now. Never seen it on a single other Vbulletin board. Probably best that it's either some advanced coding that your average Joe doesn't know about or that it's enabled for an Admin. only?

Taco?

TDmvp
10-29-2009, 03:30 PM
And how? I've noticed it about 3 times on the 'mane now. Never seen it on a single other Vbulletin board. Probably best that it's either some advanced coding that your average Joe doesn't know about or that it's enabled for an Admin. only?

Taco?

its something anyone can do , not just admins .... I used to to it on other boards , not how it was done today but same thing only diff ...

It's just changing a youtube embed a bit . Kaylore used to do it as well with a link to start it ...


It should only be used in cases like today LOL ... it sooooo made this thread LOL....

HAT
10-29-2009, 03:33 PM
It should only be used in cases like today LOL ... it sooooo made this thread LOL....

For sure....Whoever busted it out here needs major rep!

But it could be a total cluster**** if abused.

worm
10-29-2009, 03:35 PM
Okay, worm. But you can only watch. How's that?

That would torture me more than this thread has.

TDmvp
10-29-2009, 03:35 PM
For sure....Whoever busted it out here needs major rep!

But it could be a total cluster**** if abused.



totally ... but the Winger is classic ... I may redo that pic i edited with poison and change it to Winger LOL ...

http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/7284/mgsmall.jpg

Archer81
10-29-2009, 04:35 PM
totally ... but the Winger is classic ... I may redo that pic i edited with poison and change it to Winger LOL ...

http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/7284/mgsmall.jpg


BW must have been totally bummed when they stopped making acid wash jeans...


:Broncos:

Hogan11
10-29-2009, 05:08 PM
Holy shait, where's the Advil? :nono:

Tombstone RJ
10-29-2009, 05:26 PM
Wow, seven pages of nonstop fun... or, am I just really high?

gunns
10-29-2009, 05:41 PM
Ok read the first page, was shocked there were 7 and skipped to the last page, totally off topic.

Just have to say the only thing I found in life more satisfying than the Broncos winning the SB was having my kids and grandkids.....and I don't want any more of either so there is nothing more satisfying than the Broncos winning the SB. A whole year of total smack down on opposing fans is an added bonus.

SportinOne
10-29-2009, 05:42 PM
Wow.

SportinOne
10-29-2009, 05:44 PM
Ok read the first page, was shocked there were 7 and skipped to the last page, totally off topic.

Just have to say the only thing I found in life more satisfying than the Broncos winning the SB was having my kids and grandkids.....and I don't want any more of either so there is nothing more satisfying than the Broncos winning the SB. A whole year of total smack down on opposing fans is an added bonus.

Kids? Grandkids? Might as well toss 'em in the meatgrinder. There is nothing... NOTHING, more satisfying than a Broncos super bowl win. Is that clear?

jacob2125
10-29-2009, 05:56 PM
Kids? Grandkids? Might as well toss 'em in the meatgrinder. There is nothing... NOTHING, more satisfying than a Broncos super bowl win. Is that clear?

http://cdn.picapp.com/ftp/Images/5/b/9/7/Denver_Broncos_v_9563.jpg

Orton says that's a no-brainer.

brother love
10-29-2009, 06:00 PM
How about Denver beating Chicago in the Super Bowl!

Mr. Elway
10-30-2009, 07:31 AM
How about Denver beating Chicago in the Super Bowl!

With Winger giving the halftime performance of a lifetime.

Irish Stout
10-30-2009, 08:13 AM
Two chicks at the same time.

Not as satisfying as a superbowl win.