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Spider
10-28-2009, 09:55 AM
:wiggle:

Peoples Champ
10-28-2009, 09:56 AM
i like this out of tradition

Rohirrim
10-28-2009, 09:57 AM
http://www.virginmedia.com/images/burnt_toast430x300.jpg

baja
10-28-2009, 09:57 AM
what no poll????

Garcia Bronco
10-28-2009, 10:10 AM
70-0. It's all TD's for the Ravens.

iDENVER
10-28-2009, 10:45 AM
u guys got it all wrong if anything it will be 50-0 at halftime. there gonna kill us. 6-0 we really do suck and d is terrible and orton thorws way to many picks. final score 120-0. we wont get a first down.

Que
10-28-2009, 11:13 AM
We're the worst 6 - 0 team in history. We'll concede after the coin flip to preserve our points against ranking.

s0phr0syne
10-28-2009, 11:25 AM
FINALLY! seriously spider, it feels like i've been waiting on this for ages

OBF1
10-28-2009, 11:27 AM
We are going to get beat so bad, posteres will start asking for Plummer to come back.

Ravens 86 Broncos 3 (64 yard fg, a heart warming moment)

Brewer
10-28-2009, 11:48 AM
We're going to get beaten so bad our bruises will have bruises, and McDaniels will ask for his old job back. Out of sympathy, "The Franchise" will return from Chi-town to lift us onto his broad back and carry us to the Super Bowl. Before all that happens, though, the Ravens are going to nuke us for at least 6000 points. We get three field goals from 80+ yards.

Kaylore
10-28-2009, 11:54 AM
Can we get Edgar cloned regardless of the outcome?

Tombstone RJ
10-28-2009, 11:57 AM
McD seriously considers taking the week off because the Ravens are so tuff. But, he feels obliged to some how put a game plan together that might, perhaps, yield a field goal or two. Mike Nolan is telling the defense to just try to contain Flacco as much as possible but he's conceded the game could get ugly with Flacco throwing for 300 yards and 5 TD or so.

Broncos are healthy by so what.

The Broncos decide to watch the turf grow instead of actually "practicing" for the game and while they do occassional stretch, they decide that they might even dump stretching due to the constant proverbial reminder that the Broncos' azzz is grass and and Ray-Ray is the mowing machine.

Dr. Broncenstein
10-28-2009, 12:03 PM
I for one welcome our purple overlords....

gtown
10-28-2009, 12:35 PM
Ray Ray is gonna kill us.....literally.

OABB
10-28-2009, 12:41 PM
13- 0

that's 13 touchdowns to our zero and that' in the first half. Ed reed will feel so sorry for us that he will put on a broncos jersey and play the second half and single handedly stop the ravens himself.

He than will turn to the camera, pull of his helmet and say "To the fans of Denver, you guys could of had me all along." At which point the orange mane server will explode so explosively, that it will start a reverse atomic reaction, and the whole world will collpase into itself creating a black whole with a hundred billion g's pushing down on all of us, at which time Joe flacco will grab the server and throw it so far that it will leave our atmosphere and restore the earth to it's former glory.

Than he will look into the camera, light a cigar and say "That's why they call me Joe cool."

or something like that. I don't know.

Spider
10-28-2009, 12:44 PM
LOL good stuff

dbfan4life
10-28-2009, 12:46 PM
Just like the past 6 weeks...We stand absolutely no chance. I shudder at the scene that will remain after this massacre.

Borks147
10-28-2009, 12:53 PM
Ray Ray is gonna kill us.....literally.

AND get away with it

Doggcow
10-28-2009, 12:55 PM
Knowshon and Correll combine for 17 fumbles lost along with Kyle Ortons 4 pick sixes

rbackfactory80
10-28-2009, 02:14 PM
Ray Ray is gonna kill us.....literally.

The Last Boy Scout starring Ray Lewis?

BroncoDoug
10-28-2009, 02:31 PM
ed reed is still pissed at the broncos for taking ashley lelie over him, and responds with an NFL record 14 INTs, all returned for TDs.

broncos lose 234 to -3. Prater misses two 85 yard field goals, ed reed returned one for a touchdown, and the NFL docks us 3 points for the other

Bronco Warrior
10-28-2009, 02:41 PM
Ray Ray is gonna kill us.....literally.

Wouldn't be the first person he's killed! Literally!

Blart
10-28-2009, 02:58 PM
It was a good run. We'll always have the memories of those six lucky wins against bad teams.

listopencil
10-28-2009, 03:13 PM
http://www.jcanalichio.com/images/gallery_images/animals_lrg/horse_raven.jpg



That bronco has fear in its eyes. We're doomed.

listopencil
10-28-2009, 03:35 PM
Oh my God, what have they done to Thunder? This is an ill omen indeed.



http://www.simmonssword.com/stu%20on%20horse.jpg

oubronco
10-28-2009, 05:37 PM
Ratbirds 9000000-0

Circle Orange
10-28-2009, 05:49 PM
56-3 by halftime.

Ten run rule goes into effect for second half, keeping score below 100.

Final score 88-13. Ravens eventually too exhausted to run up and down field. McDaniels sips whiskey on sidelines. Refs tuck payoff money in pockets. Fans riot and burn stadium.

Ravens 915 yards of offense, 20 sacks, 33 knockdowns, 6 tipped passes, 4 interceptions.

Broncos bring in scrubs by third quarter.

All in all, a good outing.

WoodMan
10-28-2009, 05:55 PM
Nobody runs over Ray Ray, and I mean Nobody. Hilarious! Uh, refresh my memory, but wasn't it Tatum who did just that a few years back? Our offense gains less than 50 total yards and our lousy pass rush can't get any pressure on Flacco, he lights the Broncos up for 450 yds and 7 touchdowns
Ratbirds 69 Broncos 0

BroncoInSkinland
10-28-2009, 06:01 PM
I think I got it right again. Miss I told me she has gotten used to the thong, but she was really disturbed by those purple and black pasties.

cmhargrove
10-28-2009, 06:19 PM
My advice to the Broncos, don't get off the bus...

UberBroncoMan
10-31-2009, 09:09 PM
The Edgar Allen Poe part cracked me the **** up.

I have no witty remark this week. I'm just getting read to watch us get butchered.

brncs_fan
10-31-2009, 09:14 PM
I hope that the Broncos have updates their wills recently.

Steve Sewell
11-01-2009, 12:31 AM
Ravens best 3-3 team evar

SJ Bronco
11-01-2009, 08:56 AM
We don't stand a chance....I'm afraid to pee right now. 5,000,000,000 - 2 (Flacco falls down laughinf in the end zone.) at the half.

Meck77
11-01-2009, 09:01 AM
The season was over before it even started. I'll be surprised if we even take the field.

*few* almost missed this thread spider!

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
11-01-2009, 09:04 AM
its gonna be a massacre .
you people think were 6-0
wtf is wrong with you idiots. we haven't won a game this year
im the only sane fan on the mane rest of you think we haven't lost. i think all the losing we been doing has finally made most of you people snap and now you are imagining us being 6-0
we will lose by 90-0 this is the real test and so far we failed 6 times

atomicbloke
11-01-2009, 09:15 AM
Ravens 59
Broncos 10