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ak1971
10-27-2009, 08:25 PM
Awesome simply awesome!

The capuchins, for their part, learned in a lab experiment that they could get Jell-O cubes and other treats in exchange for silver coins. Then came the day when one male monkey handed a coin to a female. Soon a researcher was witnessing “the first instance of monkey prostitution in the recorded history of science,” we read. This, not global warming, is what we expect from the partnership of Levitt, who teaches economics at the University of Chicago, and Dubner, an author and journalist

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601088&sid=asS9c3rTMKNc

Cool Breeze
10-27-2009, 08:28 PM
We did descend from apes.?.

SJ Bronco
10-27-2009, 08:29 PM
Awesome simply awesome!

The capuchins, for their part, learned in a lab experiment that they could get Jell-O cubes and other treats in exchange for silver coins. Then came the day when one male monkey handed a coin to a female. Soon a researcher was witnessing “the first instance of monkey prostitution in the recorded history of science,” we read. This, not global warming, is what we expect from the partnership of Levitt, who teaches economics at the University of Chicago, and Dubner, an author and journalist

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601088&sid=asS9c3rTMKNc

In the animal kingdom, trading things like food and gifts for mating is actually quite common, and lets face it, we all know at least one woman that's gone home with us for nothing more than the car we drive or the clothes we wear, in expectation that she will get nice things from us in the future....of course we all know one that went home with you after Mcdonalds and movie popcorn too. It's a rough theory....:afro:

DHallblows
10-27-2009, 09:51 PM
Wife caught you rubbing one out to animal porn again?

HAT
10-27-2009, 10:06 PM
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/woman_tried_to_trade_sex_for_world_kKBzneOhVskOuPM TIOgblK

:thumbs:

DenverBrit
10-27-2009, 10:10 PM
Awesome simply awesome!

The capuchins, for their part, learned in a lab experiment that they could get Jell-O cubes and other treats in exchange for silver coins. Then came the day when one male monkey handed a coin to a female. Soon a researcher was witnessing “the first instance of monkey prostitution in the recorded history of science,” we read. This, not global warming, is what we expect from the partnership of Levitt, who teaches economics at the University of Chicago, and Dubner, an author and journalist

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601088&sid=asS9c3rTMKNc


So that's where Raider's fans come from.

SJ Bronco
10-27-2009, 10:16 PM
wrong thread

supermanhr9
10-28-2009, 06:01 AM
Man, this is funny. What a slut, that silly monkey.

Bronco Warrior
10-28-2009, 07:46 AM
Munkey Sluts!!! :rofl:

Rohirrim
10-28-2009, 07:54 AM
Silver coins? Hell, I've never had to give up more than a fruit cup.

Archer81
10-28-2009, 08:05 AM
We did descend from apes.?.


No.

Apes, monkeys and humans share a common ancestor.


:Broncos:

DenverBrit
10-28-2009, 08:11 AM
No.

Apes, monkeys and humans share a common ancestor.


:Broncos:

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Beantown Bronco
10-28-2009, 08:21 AM
we all know at least one woman that's gone home with us for nothing more than the car we drive or the clothes we wear

I don't know. Bob's beaten up Ford Tempo and jean shorts hardly make for a convincing argument here.

Archer81
10-28-2009, 03:23 PM
.........................


Is bob a human, ape or monkey?


:Broncos:

DenverBrit
10-28-2009, 05:04 PM
Is bob a human, ape or monkey?


:Broncos:

Hard to tell.