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dbfan21
10-27-2009, 10:59 AM
Found this article out there in cyberspace...just thought this forum needed another Cutler thread.....

It has been a bit of a hairy beginning in Chicago for new Bears quarterback Jay Cutler. The savior has been decidedly un-savior-like through six games, frowning his way up and down the field and throwing more interceptions than anyone this side of spaghetti-armed wonder Jake Delhomme.

And to think, Bears fans everywhere were convinced this shoulder-slumping chump was set to be the next Sid Luckman. Ha! Everyone knows Sid Luckman had perfect posture. He did frown, sure, but only at Nazis. And Luckman most certainly wouldn't be caught dead fraternizing with the enemy.


It has become abundantly clear this season that Jay Cutler is no Sid Luckman. He's a wuss, a momma's boy, a namby-pamby. His taste in contemporary pop music only reinforces this.


Kelly Clarkson performed a five-song acoustic set at Hub 51 (51 W. Hubbard St.) on Monday in front of 101.9 FM contest winners and invited guests, including Jay Cutler. The Bears quarterback had dinner and watched as Clarkson sang locker room favorites "I Do Not Hook Up " and "My Life Would Suck Without You."


Bears backup QB Caleb Hanie joined Cutler at the show, which means Cutler likely used the phrase "If I'm going down, you're going down with me" a few times Monday.


The hits keep on coming. 101.9 FM? I knew Jay Cutler's manhood was as questionable as his red zone decision making, but still never would have him pegged for an Eric and Kathy fan. And if you're going to attend something like this, don't you have to bring, you know, a girl instead of your backup?

Sheesh.

Is it too late to get Orton back?

ROFL!

http://www.tremendousupsidepotential.com/2009/10/jay-cutler-sucks-likes-kelly-clarkson.php

Peoples Champ
10-27-2009, 11:03 AM
haha

RhymesayersDU
10-27-2009, 11:06 AM
FWIW, I like Kelly Clarkson.

The Joker
10-27-2009, 11:09 AM
Rooting against Jay Cutler is so much more fun than rooting for him. ROFL!

Greatspirits
10-27-2009, 11:09 AM
Hahahaha! Silly Gay! I mean Jay!!

BroncoDoug
10-27-2009, 11:12 AM
Rooting against Jay Cutler is so much more fun than rooting for him. ROFL!

this. he is just making it way too easy for us haters too... I don't even have to try anymore, Jay just does it all for us.

Man-Goblin
10-27-2009, 11:13 AM
Thinking of something witty to say, but I can't. I guess I'll only sum the story up:

Jay Cutler and a former CSU Ram went to an accoustic Kelly Clarkson set the day after a 45 point beat down. Then they went to try on sunglasses and shared a banana split.

no-pseudo-fan
10-27-2009, 11:17 AM
Then they went to Milawakee and re enacted the beginning of Laverne and Shirley Show

Man-Goblin
10-27-2009, 11:32 AM
Then they went to the 10:15 showing of "Love Happens".

DomCasual
10-27-2009, 11:33 AM
I heard Jay Cutler listens to Creed on his iPod.

Greybeard
10-27-2009, 11:34 AM
I like Kelly Clarkson . . . http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh256/AZDynamics/Smilies/whoknows.gif

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BroncoMan4ever
10-27-2009, 11:44 AM
this. he is just making it way too easy for us haters too... I don't even have to try anymore, Jay just does it all for us.
with him making it so easy, it is beginning to lose its novelty and just get sad.

i feel bad for the Chicago fans. they dump the best QB on their roster as basically a throw in for a 5th round pick to package and get Cutler, only to find out that Cutler isn't the god he is made out to be in the media, and are forced to watch Orton begin to blossom into a QB moving towards elite status.

BroncoDoug
10-27-2009, 11:49 AM
with him making it so easy, it is beginning to lose its novelty and just get sad.

i feel bad for the Chicago fans. they dump the best QB on their roster as basically a throw in for a 5th round pick to package and get Cutler, only to find out that Cutler isn't the god he is made out to be in the media, and are forced to watch Orton begin to blossom into a QB moving towards elite status.

I dont... they are getting what they wanted, a strong armed QB who can make all the throws, but doesn't know how to win.

He doesn't look any different to me then he has the last 3 years

Plus with my dad being a bears fan, I haven't seen him bring out his cutler Jersey since the preseason... I take it out his closet after loses just to remind him though...

BroncoMan4ever
10-27-2009, 11:50 AM
unless the story ended with he ditched Hanie and then nailed Clarkson, i am calling into question Jay's sexual preference

BroncoDoug
10-27-2009, 11:51 AM
unless the story ended with he ditched Hanie and then nailed Clarkson, i am calling into question Jay's sexual preference

has she always been this "big"? I thought i remember her being kinda cute...

http://leisureblogs.chicagotribune.com/.a/6a00d8341c58f853ef0120a679fee0970c-800wi
they do have matching chins i suppose

http://leisureblogs.chicagotribune.com/.a/6a00d8341c58f853ef0120a622ce20970b-800wi

BroncoMan4ever
10-27-2009, 11:53 AM
has she always been this "big"? I thought i remember her being kinda cute...

http://leisureblogs.chicagotribune.com/.a/6a00d8341c58f853ef0120a679fee0970c-800wi

http://leisureblogs.chicagotribune.com/.a/6a00d8341c58f853ef0120a622ce20970b-800wi

i wouldn't hit it, even when she was thin, she still had an ugly face.

i just think that should have been Jay's main reason to be there, to bang a celebrity.

jhns
10-27-2009, 11:58 AM
I have defended Jay a lot but he makes it hard. I don't think I have ever heard that he is hanging out with women. The only girls he is ever with are the wives/gfs of his teammates as he hangs out with them. Then he goes on to throw 10 picks so far this season. Bad form Jay. I may have to stop defending you.

TailgateNut
10-27-2009, 12:00 PM
i wouldn't hit it, even when she was thin, she still had an ugly face.

i just think that should have been Jay's main reason to be there, to bang a celebrity.

Didn't he already do that?
He did **** himself by whining his way out of Denver.:rofl:

BroncoMan4ever
10-27-2009, 12:10 PM
Didn't he already do that?
He did **** himself by whining his way out of Denver.:rofl:

i don't consider him a celebrity. local celebrity maybe. but outside of the NFL followers no one knows who Jay Cutler is.

in fact on google images if you look for Jay Cutler pictures, it brings up more pictures of a bodybuilder named Jay Cutler than it does for him.

Hogan11
10-27-2009, 12:17 PM
The hits keep on coming. 101.9 FM? I knew Jay Cutler's manhood was as questionable as his red zone decision making, but still never would have him pegged for an Eric and Kathy fan. And if you're going to attend something like this, don't you have to bring, you know, a girl instead of your backup?

Sheesh.

:spit: Mhawwwhahahahaha

TailgateNut
10-27-2009, 12:26 PM
i don't consider him a celebrity. local celebrity maybe. but outside of the NFL followers no one knows who Jay Cutler is.

in fact on google images if you look for Jay Cutler pictures, it brings up more pictures of a bodybuilder named Jay Cutler than it does for him.

Does he resemble the REV?Hilarious! That would explain a lot!:~ohyah!:

DomCasual
10-27-2009, 12:31 PM
http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images/bigimages/kelly_clarkson_bkini_big.jpghttp://media.comicmix.com/media/2008/12/16/shrek-2-fiona-x.jpg

ak1971
10-27-2009, 12:33 PM
always pretty funny to hear a bunch of internet losers talking about who they would and wouldnt bang.

Mountain Bronco
10-27-2009, 12:39 PM
has she always been this "big"? I thought i remember her being kinda cute...

http://leisureblogs.chicagotribune.com/.a/6a00d8341c58f853ef0120a679fee0970c-800wi
they do have matching chins i suppose

http://leisureblogs.chicagotribune.com/.a/6a00d8341c58f853ef0120a622ce20970b-800wi

She is what Kingneckbeard would only use the tip drill on!!! :welcome:

bronco militia
10-27-2009, 12:41 PM
Brian Griese was right......Chicago fans are more ruthless than any other fan base he's been a part of

broncofan7
10-27-2009, 01:01 PM
YUCK. She's NAZZZZ-TEEE

Eldorado
10-27-2009, 01:02 PM
Brian Griese was right......Chicago fans are more ruthless than any other fan base he's been a part of

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HorseHead
10-27-2009, 01:44 PM
Call me a loser, but I like a big a-s, and man, she's got quite the badonkadonk...I think she ate Randy Jackson...

broncocalijohn
10-27-2009, 01:54 PM
FWIW, I like Kelly Clarkson.

me too. She is my guilty pleasure since I almost exclusively listen to Alternative and rockabilly. When she is in town, we will go together like Cutler and Hanie. But in all honesty, I would rather see Broncos Warrior rock out to some Poison and Ratt anyday.

broncocalijohn
10-27-2009, 01:56 PM
I heard Jay Cutler listens to Creed on his iPod.

but he welcomes anybody bringing their child to the show. Plus, he goes the speed limit to and from the show.

Greybeard
10-27-2009, 02:02 PM
always pretty funny to hear a bunch of internet losers talking about who they would and wouldnt bang.

LOL /thread

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lazarus4444
10-27-2009, 02:28 PM
I like Kelly Clarkson too. Who cares if she isn't a major hottie? The girl can sing her ass off...

Beantown Bronco
10-27-2009, 02:30 PM
Beantown Bronco Rule #44: Get up on stage and you instantly become 122% hotter.

cutthemdown
10-27-2009, 02:44 PM
FWIW, I like Kelly Clarkson.

Larry johnson calls you a @#$#*&

Greybeard
10-27-2009, 03:30 PM
Call me a loser, but I like a big a-s, and man, she's got quite the badonkadonk...I think she ate Randy Jackson...

http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh256/AZDynamics/Goofies/BigButt.jpg

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BroncoBuff
10-27-2009, 03:33 PM
always pretty funny to hear a bunch of internet losers talking about who they would and wouldnt bang.

LOL ... thinking that just as I read your post.

And she's actually quite pretty ... in a real-world sense anyway.

BroncoBuff
10-27-2009, 03:42 PM
Beantown Bronco Rule #44: Get up on stage and you instantly become 122% hotter.

That is true, but I actually rode on an elevator with her in LA in 2004, didn't know who she was, but thought she was cute. Got off and several people pointed and mentioned it was her.

http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/rs/2005/games_installer/Kelly_Clarkson_6_-_portrait_-_Quad_Studios_NYC_12804_large.6879604.jpg http://www.hitzonly.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/kelly-clarkson-american-idol.jpg

I'm sure all the Don Juans in here do better than that ... ;D

BroncoBuff
10-27-2009, 03:43 PM
http://the-adventurers-club.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/04/27/kelly_clarkson_rocks.jpg

Yeah, that's just not gonna cut it ... can't hit that.

Pick Six
10-27-2009, 03:44 PM
Ohhhhh, kelly clarkson!

Ironlung
10-27-2009, 03:56 PM
i'd bone.

Archer81
10-27-2009, 04:09 PM
I have defended Jay a lot but he makes it hard. I don't think I have ever heard that he is hanging out with women. The only girls he is ever with are the wives/gfs of his teammates as he hangs out with them. Then he goes on to throw 10 picks so far this season. Bad form Jay. I may have to stop defending you.


Oh really?


:Broncos:

UberBroncoMan
10-27-2009, 04:12 PM
Christ she really let herself go.

Is it that hard to eat right and keep in shape?

maher_tyler
10-27-2009, 05:16 PM
Christ she really let herself go.

Is it that hard to eat right and keep in shape?

Yes...especially with the Monopoly game going on at McD's!!

rmsanger
10-27-2009, 05:24 PM
I'm not sure about Kelly Clarkson but I would definately get balls deep in this:

http://images.askmen.com/photos/carrie-underwood/65180.jpg

Hogan11
10-27-2009, 05:30 PM
Yes...especially with the Monopoly game going on at McD's!!

:rofl:

Circle Orange
10-27-2009, 05:50 PM
Found this article out there in cyberspace...just thought this forum needed another Cutler thread.....

It has been a bit of a hairy beginning in Chicago for new Bears quarterback Jay Cutler. The savior has been decidedly un-savior-like through six games, frowning his way up and down the field and throwing more interceptions than anyone this side of spaghetti-armed wonder Jake Delhomme.

And to think, Bears fans everywhere were convinced this shoulder-slumping chump was set to be the next Sid Luckman. Ha! Everyone knows Sid Luckman had perfect posture. He did frown, sure, but only at Nazis. And Luckman most certainly wouldn't be caught dead fraternizing with the enemy.


It has become abundantly clear this season that Jay Cutler is no Sid Luckman. He's a wuss, a momma's boy, a namby-pamby. His taste in contemporary pop music only reinforces this.


Kelly Clarkson performed a five-song acoustic set at Hub 51 (51 W. Hubbard St.) on Monday in front of 101.9 FM contest winners and invited guests, including Jay Cutler. The Bears quarterback had dinner and watched as Clarkson sang locker room favorites "I Do Not Hook Up " and "My Life Would Suck Without You."


Bears backup QB Caleb Hanie joined Cutler at the show, which means Cutler likely used the phrase "If I'm going down, you're going down with me" a few times Monday.


The hits keep on coming. 101.9 FM? I knew Jay Cutler's manhood was as questionable as his red zone decision making, but still never would have him pegged for an Eric and Kathy fan. And if you're going to attend something like this, don't you have to bring, you know, a girl instead of your backup?

Sheesh.

Is it too late to get Orton back?

ROFL!

http://www.tremendousupsidepotential.com/2009/10/jay-cutler-sucks-likes-kelly-clarkson.php

Welcome to Chicago, sucker. It's how they roll there. Ha!

bap454
10-27-2009, 05:58 PM
I'm not sure about Kelly Clarkson but I would definately get balls deep in this:

http://images.askmen.com/photos/carrie-underwood/65180.jpg

...balls deep in Tony Romo sludge -freak show.