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Gort
10-23-2009, 06:02 PM
... what sort of tree would he be? i say "weeping willow".

ps, kyle orton would be a mighty sequoia.

note - this thread is my contribution to flood of dumb bye week OT threads. :clown:

TheDave
10-23-2009, 06:04 PM
Orton is a christmas tree... Though short term, it sure brings a bunch of happiness while it's in your living room.

The Joker
10-23-2009, 06:05 PM
http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii205/dudebravr6/failtree.jpg

gyldenlove
10-23-2009, 06:40 PM
Kyle Orton would be a neckbearded oak.

http://www.freewebs.com/zombie1989/treebeard-action-figure-lord-of-the-rings-return-of-the-king.jpg

Popps
10-23-2009, 06:48 PM
http://www.exploreart.co.uk/images/artWorks/E-A-TAYLOR-(-The-Leaning-Tr.jpg

Tell me that doesn't look like a guy throwing an interception off of his back foot!

baja
10-23-2009, 06:48 PM
I would like to reserve Mistletoe for Jay and Buff

Rocket 7
10-23-2009, 06:54 PM
Barbara Walters is that you?

The Joker
10-23-2009, 06:59 PM
http://www.exploreart.co.uk/images/artWorks/E-A-TAYLOR-(-The-Leaning-Tr.jpg

Tell me that doesn't look like a guy throwing an interception off of his back foot!

*Stands up and claps at the monitor*

Rockybronk
10-23-2009, 07:08 PM
I vote for Bitternut Hickory (Yellow-Bud) it's a shade tree....it's hard for anything to grow in it's shadow.

About Bitternut Hickory Trees: Yellow-Bud Hickory is one of the easiest tree species to identify. The yellow bud alone makes it difficult to mistake for another species and combined with the alternate compound leaves and relatively large nuts, it is very distinctive. The nuts are reported to be bitter, as one of the common names suggests. The lighter colored shallow cracks in the younger bark are roughly similar to those of young Shagbark Hickory, but the mature bark of Yellow-bud Hickory does not split so deeply. Yellow-bud Hickory grows most often in deciduous forests, but it is seldom if ever a dominant species. It is apparently absent from the extreme northern counties.

KillerBronco#76
10-23-2009, 07:20 PM
Kyle Orton would be A White Oak, so he can hold 53 gallons of Jack Daniels...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2a/Whiskey_barrels.jpg

OBF1
10-23-2009, 07:21 PM
I would chop down the Cutler tree and throw it in the fireplace.

Eldorado
10-23-2009, 07:25 PM
http://www.exploreart.co.uk/images/artWorks/E-A-TAYLOR-(-The-Leaning-Tr.jpg

Tell me that doesn't look like a guy throwing an interception off of his back foot!

wow.


:speechless:

Hogan11
10-23-2009, 07:41 PM
Orton is a christmas tree... Though short term, it sure brings a bunch of happiness while it's in your living room.

Whilst Cutler is more like this Xmas tree

http://blog.acton.org/uploads/CharlieBrownTree1.jpg

Are those Bears colors Charles is wearing?

HEAV
10-23-2009, 08:11 PM
Cutler would be a Crabapple tree. Produces a little fruit, but not enough to fill you up, so you would rather find a real apple tree.

Archer81
10-23-2009, 08:17 PM
Hmm...A pinetree. They blow up when you apply heat...


:Broncos:

baja
10-23-2009, 08:35 PM
Hmm...A pinetree. They blow up when you apply heat...


:Broncos:


Winner!!!!

Bronx33
10-23-2009, 08:43 PM
pussywillow

Bronx33
10-23-2009, 08:50 PM
jay is more like a bush.

Gcver2ver3
10-23-2009, 08:58 PM
a CRABTREE...

he's a spoiled diva just like crabtree...just plays a different position...

Man-Goblin
10-23-2009, 10:59 PM
I dunno. But if you ever decide to count his rings you will find zero.

listopencil
10-23-2009, 11:00 PM
http://www.exploreart.co.uk/images/artWorks/E-A-TAYLOR-(-The-Leaning-Tr.jpg

Tell me that doesn't look like a guy throwing an interception off of his back foot!

****ing awesome.

broncocalijohn
10-24-2009, 12:05 AM
Hmm...A pinetree. They blow up when you apply heat...


:Broncos:

DING DING DING! CHRIS is the winna.
Popps gets best picture-very nice and I see the resemblance.

Rock Chalk
10-24-2009, 12:17 AM
CHris and Popps nailed this thread.

KillerBronco#76 nailed Orton.

Bronx33
10-24-2009, 08:00 PM
I dunno. But if you ever decide to count his rings you will find zero.


touche'

Circle Orange
10-24-2009, 08:06 PM
An ash, because he's so pale. Pasty, doughy pale.