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Endzo
10-22-2009, 07:16 PM
10. Without yet having their bye week, the Raiders have 1,283 total yards on the season. There are 15 quarterbacks with more passing yards than that.

9. The 2-4 Raiders still have to play on the road against: Chargers, Broncos, Steelers and Cowboys (and those are just four of their remaining 10 games).

8. The Raiders have punted the ball 37 times for 1,927 yards. Only 12 teams have more than 1,927 total yards of offense.

7. The Raiders are last in yards per game (213.8), yards per play (3.9), 1st downs per game (12.0) -- and probably many other things.

6. Of the six Raiders players with at least five receptions this season, one is a wide receiver.

5. JaMarcus Russell's best passer rating in a single game this year was in a 44-7 loss at the Giants (85.4) -- he was 8-13 for 100 yards with no interceptions. But he was sacked six times and lost a fumble to the Giants on three of them.

4. The Raiders have scored 62 points in 24 quarters this season. The Patriots scored 59 in the driving snow in Week 6 against the Titans -- in three quarters. And Tom Brady threw for five TD in the second quarter of that game -- as a team, the Raiders have scored five touchdowns this season.

3. JaMarcus Russell has two touchdown passes on the season, Tom Brady threw three touchdown passes in a 3-minute, 36-second span in the second quarter on Sunday against the Titans.

2. The Raiders have had a grand total of 19 receptions by their wide receivers this season. There are 61 players in the NFL with more than 19 receptions this season.

1. In three of their six games this season, the Raiders have failed to score more points than their amount of punts. And in two of their games, they've had more penalty yards than passing yards.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Tombstone RJ
10-22-2009, 07:21 PM
Commitment to Excrement.

bronco610
10-22-2009, 07:41 PM
And they still have won more games than KC, Bob !!!!!!!!

Kid A
10-22-2009, 07:53 PM
And, despite all that, they have two wins. Which puts them just under the league average. It's amazing how many bad teams there are this year.

houghtam
10-22-2009, 08:18 PM
I nominate this post for best post in blatant disregard for the 100-post rule.

BroncoBuff
10-22-2009, 08:29 PM
I nominate this post for best post in blatant disregard for the 100-post rule.

I nominate it for better than alotta threads from seasoned veterans ...

OBF1
10-22-2009, 08:30 PM
Could not happen to a more deserving team and fan base.

Faiders suck balls :thumbs:

Lev Vyvanse
10-22-2009, 08:49 PM
I nominate it for better than alotta threads from seasoned veterans ...

The first step is understanding that you have a problem. I for one commend you. I hope your moment of clarity will help your future posting. Remember to take it one day at a time. You will never be truly free from Cutlers nuts but if you tackle each day individually it will be much easier.

BroncoBuff
10-22-2009, 09:06 PM
The first step is understanding that you have a problem. I for one commend you. I hope your moment of clarity will help your future posting. Remember to take it one day at a time. You will never be truly free from Cutlers nuts but if you tackle each day individually it will be much easier.

Don't count on it anytime soon .....


http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/7514/jaycutlerchicagobearsde.jpg . http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/3537/14396595.png

Lev Vyvanse
10-22-2009, 09:07 PM
Don't count on it anytime soon .....


http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/7514/jaycutlerchicagobearsde.jpg . http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/3537/14396595.png

:rofl::rofl:

BroncoBuff
10-22-2009, 09:10 PM
That is kinda weird, huh? :~ohyah!:

Tombstone RJ
10-22-2009, 10:19 PM
That is kinda weird, huh? :~ohyah!:

Now we know why you like Jay so much. Your his biological dad. You dog! I can see the story now: Your young, out in Indiana raising hell, you decide to check out Santa Clause, IN before heading west to pursue your dream of being BroncoMcBuff on the OM. You meet Jay's mom in the local watering hole, one thing leads to another...


















































you dog!:notworthy

Rock Chalk
10-22-2009, 10:49 PM
That is kinda weird, huh? :~ohyah!:

The only thing weird is that it is physiologically possible for you to have more chins than Cutler.

Amazing.

BroncoBuff
10-22-2009, 11:09 PM
Now we know why you like Jay so much. Your his biological dad. You dog! I can see the story now: Your young, out in Indiana raising hell, you decide to check out Santa Clause, IN before heading west to pursue your dream of being BroncoMcBuff on the OM. You meet Jay's mom in the local watering hole, one thing leads to another...


you dog!:notworthy

Oh sheesh ... I am plenty old enough to be his Dad.

THAT WOULD EXPLAIN SO MUCH!

BroncoBuff
10-22-2009, 11:13 PM
http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/7514/jaycutlerchicagobearsde.jpg . http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/4979/69542077.png

Me at age 25.

Hmmmmm..... hmmm...


True story, I am serious here: I was in Chicago visiting relatives in 1983, and we went camping at French Lick Indiana (the Larry Bird French Lick).

BroncoDoug
10-22-2009, 11:18 PM
http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/7514/jaycutlerchicagobearsde.jpg . http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/4979/69542077.png

Me at age 25.

Hmmmmm..... hmmm...


True story, I am serious here: I was in Chicago visiting relatives in 1983, and we went camping at French Lick Indiana (the Larry Bird French Lick).

it all makes so much sense now...

broncocalijohn
10-22-2009, 11:37 PM
I nominate this post for best post in blatant disregard for the 100-post rule.

He has been doing research on this so how can he post. If you are going to have 6 total, at least make it count and he did. Not sure if thread started found them but very nice.

BroncoBuff
10-22-2009, 11:41 PM
it all makes so much sense now...

Isn't that sad?

Maybe now he'll give ME a million-dollar line of credit at the Highlands Ranch Home Depot to build MY dream house. I promise I'll drop off his playbook at the Halas center when he makes his exit there :~ohyah!: