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Vegas_Bronco
10-19-2009, 09:52 PM
....With much love and trust and as a group of your diehard fans we have put together this list of things you can do on bye week that will hopefully keep the team as your #1 focus:

bronco0608
10-19-2009, 09:54 PM
1. No going Chuck Norris on your lady friend

RhymesayersDU
10-19-2009, 09:54 PM
2) Don't go to Vegas, get loaded, and beat your fiance.

bronco0608
10-19-2009, 09:56 PM
If someone says, "hit this." Say no.

BigPlayShay
10-19-2009, 09:56 PM
3) Head straight to Rod Smith's basement. Enjoy some of his coffee.

bronco0608
10-19-2009, 09:56 PM
If you start to see blood, stop.

LRtagger
10-19-2009, 09:56 PM
4) No making it rain on them hoes

Prodigal19
10-19-2009, 09:57 PM
Stay away from TV sets

Bronx33
10-19-2009, 09:57 PM
pratice not kicking balls on the ground.

SouthCarolinaBronco
10-19-2009, 09:57 PM
Do whatever Rod Smith says at all freaking times.

bronco0608
10-19-2009, 09:57 PM
Don't worry about people playing on your phone. It ain't that serious.

BigPlayShay
10-19-2009, 09:58 PM
Absolutely no McDonald's under any circumstance. Try a McDaniel's burger instead.

broncolife
10-19-2009, 09:58 PM
quick someone handcuff his arse to Stokley for the bye

bronco0608
10-19-2009, 09:58 PM
It you hit her more than twice during nookie, it ain't rough sex. Not for you at least.

bronco0608
10-19-2009, 09:59 PM
If you are in an establishment where you see thongs and alcohol, run.

Baba Booey
10-19-2009, 09:59 PM
Don't worry about people playing on your phone. It ain't that serious.

**** that. I don't like people playin on my phone.

Bronx33
10-19-2009, 10:00 PM
( don't leave the house) Drop some X and tear the old lady up for two weeks.

bronco0608
10-19-2009, 10:01 PM
Don't yell at cops, babies, or senior citizens. You really can't win in that situation.

80smith
10-19-2009, 10:02 PM
Grow a neckbeard.

epicSocialism4tw
10-19-2009, 10:04 PM
Volunteer at a local church bake sale and hang out with a bunch of grandmas.

kmonty
10-19-2009, 10:04 PM
Your gf's hot. Just, y'know... yeah, y'know.

RhymesayersDU
10-19-2009, 10:05 PM
This thread is gold. We need to round up between 5-10 responses and make it into a poll of "what do you think BMarsh will do?"

McDman
10-19-2009, 10:10 PM
Use a sack of oranges, it doesn't leave bruises.

Gort
10-19-2009, 10:27 PM
Stay away from TV sets

and McDonald's bags

Steve Sewell
10-19-2009, 10:32 PM
Do whatever Rod Smith says at all freaking times.

Addendum: Except when it comes to relations with your lady friend.

bpc
10-19-2009, 10:33 PM
ha ha, you guys are cracking me up.

Man-Goblin
10-19-2009, 10:34 PM
Outstanding efforts by everyone. Wow.

ak1971
10-19-2009, 10:35 PM
hang out with Orton..drink a bunch of Jack...puke..pass out..repeat

BABronco
10-19-2009, 10:35 PM
stay away from dogs... ya know why your at it just stay away from all animals.

Bronx33
10-19-2009, 10:36 PM
no loaded guns in your sweats with the safety off re: plexico

Man-Goblin
10-19-2009, 10:37 PM
This thread is gold. We need to round up between 5-10 responses and make it into a poll of "what do you think BMarsh will do?"

The beast will not post a blog on his website saying goodbye to Denver tonight. Not sure if he will kick a ball. He loves that ****.

Steve Sewell
10-19-2009, 10:37 PM
oh **** it...


GET CRUNKED, SON!

BroncoMan4ever
10-19-2009, 10:47 PM
**** that. I don't like people playin on my phone.

when keeping it real goes bad

Popps
10-19-2009, 10:51 PM
http://sionide.net/wp-content/uploads/mcdonalds.jpg

HEAV
10-19-2009, 11:04 PM
Just to be on the safe side Coach McDaniels should drug Brandon's protean drink and keep the kid asleep the entire week....

Kinda like when the A-Team would drug the milk of B.A. Baracus to get him to fly....

bronco0608
10-19-2009, 11:05 PM
If someone offers you ride on a boat with strippers on it. Say no.

Bronco Boy
10-20-2009, 06:45 AM
Don't do anything that necessitates the purchase of a whizzinator.

scorpio
10-20-2009, 07:09 AM
Don't eat a huge smothered burrito for lunch and then have chili dogs and microbrews for dinner.

Holy Jesus.

jmz313
10-20-2009, 07:20 AM
Dont Eat at Chipotle without Chipotlaway

dbfan21
10-20-2009, 07:21 AM
:spit:

Epic thread!

crowebomber
10-20-2009, 07:21 AM
Wear your WWRD bracelet.

crowebomber
10-20-2009, 07:25 AM
Volunteer to help McDaniels find a cure for cancer or stop global warming or whatever else he decides to fix over the bye week.

missingnumber7
10-20-2009, 07:47 AM
Can we just have Brandon put in lockup now? Have his own cell out at Dove Valley?

BlueCrusher
10-20-2009, 09:41 AM
and McDonald's bags

and Griese's dog

TonyR
10-20-2009, 09:44 AM
quick someone handcuff his arse to Stokley for the bye

LOL It was funny how Stokes had to go escort him back to the huddle after every play so he wouldn't do something stupid. Didn't get to him in time on the play where he kicked the ball.

_Oro_
10-20-2009, 09:46 AM
Instead of 6am Denny's, have something delivered.

GoHAM
10-20-2009, 09:50 AM
Do not go anywhere near the state of Florida.

TotallyScrewed
10-20-2009, 09:54 AM
Hook up with B. Kern and learn how to punt the ball properly and more importantly "when" do you punt.

OABB
10-20-2009, 09:56 AM
Don't answer the call if the id says "t.tequilla".

cabronco
10-20-2009, 09:58 AM
LOL It was funny how Stokes had to go escort him back to the huddle after every play so he wouldn't do something stupid. Didn't get to him in time on the play where he kicked the ball.

When BM was pointing his finger , it looked like in the guys facemask, I thought whoa you're going to get it bit off Marsh, where the hell is Stokes.

RunSilentRunDeep
10-20-2009, 09:58 AM
1. Use a limo service every time you leave the house.

2. Make fun of Eddie Royal for having less receptions than you despite the fact you were the one missing OTAs and a big chunk of training camp.

3. Teach Peyton Hills how to read.

4. Take Kyle Orton to the barber shop.

5. Play soccer. Get it out of your system.

6. When your woman pisses you off, go beat the crap out of Shawn Merriman.