View Full Version : So... how bad do the Chargers beat us?

10-19-2009, 03:10 AM
There's been a severe lack of Chargers are going to beat the Broncos 100000-0 etc threads.

I think Spider normally does one.

We've not lost a single game with those kind of threads up the week before a game, must be magic I reckon!

So... how bad do the Chargers beat us?

I'm thinking LT performs a ritual before the game where he sucks the life out of various cult fans and regains his youth... upon which he runs for 500 yards and 7 TD's.

10-19-2009, 03:28 AM
Chargers 4
Broncos 2.

They get 2 safeties, we get 1.

10-19-2009, 03:32 AM
Orton plays it safe and only throws 4 interceptions. In the first half.

87-3 Chargers.

Baba Booey
10-19-2009, 03:42 AM
I'm freakin the **** out. 50-0 on the first series.

10-19-2009, 04:26 AM
59-0 Chargers show everyone who is the real Patriots west.

10-19-2009, 04:27 AM
Well there are more then enough posts on the Chargers forums about how they are gonna roll us to make up for the lack of posts here.

Seriously. Every fan has some degree of "homerism" but alot of those guys are taking it to new levels over there. Think about it. They are one bad call (Raiders TD called back) from being 1-3 and tied with the Chiefs.........hahahaa.

10-19-2009, 05:41 AM
poll needed

Cleo McDowell
10-19-2009, 06:43 AM
I think we have got a good amount of mojo this week from the press that generally reads:

Denver has every edge in head to head matchups minus QB and TE.
They are easily the better team and should win this one. Though they should come out victorious, my prediction:

Chargers 69
Broncos 3

10-19-2009, 06:45 AM
Bad, real bad.
37 - 13

Bronco Boy
10-19-2009, 07:24 AM
I can see the Chargers winning like 24-10.

10-19-2009, 07:32 AM
Our O line can't block, D line wears rollerskates, RBs are slow, QB throws interception after interception, recievers have stone hands, linebackers are skeered of being over-run, and our D backs lack experience. The SUPERCHARGERS however are fantastic in every phase of the game. Probably lose by 60 to 70 points

10-19-2009, 08:05 AM
UGLY. UGLY LOSS. 88-6. Two field goals (though Prater will miss two others) is all we can muster. Knowshon fumbles 9 times.

Nine. Times.

10-19-2009, 08:10 AM
Before the season started, the Chargers were the clear favorite to win the west, and we all know how that ends up being true almost 100 percent of the time.

Chargers 41
Broncos 6

10-19-2009, 08:13 AM
The game won't be played tonight. NFL decides that if you sell less than 1,000 tickets to a game, the game is not only blacked out but forfeited altogether.

10-19-2009, 08:20 AM
orton plays so bad, we actually trade for the kerry collins. at halftime.

10-19-2009, 08:27 AM
orton plays so bad, we actually trade for the Cutler. at halftime.

We want somebody with an ARM.

10-19-2009, 08:30 AM
i think norv realizes we are completely over matched and in the spirit of competition plays only his 3rd string. bolts win a close one, 42-7. on the bright side our TD will come on a pass from orton that was tipped around for about a minute and a half resulting in orton himself plucking it out of the air and running in for the score.

10-19-2009, 08:46 AM

10-19-2009, 08:58 AM
41-1 Chargers.

10-19-2009, 09:03 AM
Chargers 140-6 and that's just the score for the first half.

10-19-2009, 09:06 AM
You remember the face melt scene in Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark?


That badly. There wont be a score...


Tombstone RJ
10-19-2009, 09:07 AM
Not sure why the Broncos are even gonna make the trip. Broncos are clearly over matched in every phase of the game with the one exception being the training staff. Broncos training staff actually doing a decent job this year, keeping guys healthy and all. Still, that don't mean a whole lot when facing a far superior team in the Sandy Eggo Super Chargers, or as I refer to them, the "SESC's" which is a spin off of the Navy SEALs, who I think might occassionally train out of Sandy Eggo.

Merriman is like the "team leader" of this super special, elite football squad who like Rambo, has been kicked aroud a little and is now locked and loaded for an azzzkicking the likes of which have not been seen since Rambo 3.

The SESCs are the NFLs best kept secret and now they are gonna skull phukk the jonnie-come-lately Broncos. It's gonna be scary..

10-19-2009, 09:10 AM
In a bit of back and forth sure to go on all year, Rivers one-ups Brady and throws six touchdowns in one quarter.

Final score 66-3, Chargers.

Los Broncos
10-19-2009, 09:11 AM
SD - 68 Denver - 0

10-19-2009, 09:13 AM
In a bit of back and forth sure to go on all year, Rivers one-ups Brady and throws six touchdowns in one quarter.

Final score 66-3, Chargers.

How the hell do we score 3 points with noodlearm at the helm of our hapless team?

10-19-2009, 09:20 AM
How the hell do we score 3 points with noodlearm at the helm of our hapless team?

I was hoping you ask. In a bit of pity with three minutes to spare at the end of the fourth quarter, after Ortons sixth interception on the thirty yard line, Rivers just kneels down four times and McDaniels, knowing any attempt to play is futile, sends Prater out to kick it on first down.

Bronco Warrior
10-19-2009, 09:23 AM
Orton leads the team with 160 rushing yards and 5 receptions in the Wild Horse Package and 1 rushing and 2 passing Safeties ...lol! He is responsible for -6 points!

10-19-2009, 10:26 AM
Not as bad as New England, but worse than Cleveland.


10-19-2009, 10:48 AM
why am i even going to this game? Chargers 50, broncos forfeit at halftime.

Bronco Warrior
10-19-2009, 11:39 AM
Broncos follow up the loss at QueerCom by losing again at home next week during the bye week!

10-19-2009, 12:14 PM
This should be a poll.

10-19-2009, 12:14 PM
This should be a poll.

That's what she said.

Pick Six
10-19-2009, 01:50 PM
At halftime, Norv decides he doesn't need Rivers out there, anymore. He calls Dan Fouts, who suits up and lights us up for 4 more touchdowns.

Chargers 161 Broncos 0