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DemonEagles
10-16-2009, 12:09 PM
My heart is racing and my left arm is tingling. I am trying to breath but nothing is working

DemonEagles
10-16-2009, 12:09 PM
I think my heart is going to explode. I am trying to breathe into a paper bag, but the bag busted from me breathing so hard. WHAT SHOULD I DO. I SHOULDN"T DO COKE!
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TheReverend
10-16-2009, 12:10 PM
Yes

Yes

Yes

YES

Mods please don't move

DemonEagles
10-16-2009, 12:10 PM
I don't think I should masterbate right now that is for sure.
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DemonEagles
10-16-2009, 12:10 PM
OK i am trying to punch the inside of my arms to make that pain not listen to my heart THUMP THUMP THUMP SO HARD. WHY THE HELL DO I EAT SO MUCH SALT? I am going to TXT ALL MY FRIENDS
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TheReverend
10-16-2009, 12:10 PM
I think my heart is going to explode. I am trying to breathe into a paper bag, but the bag busted from me breathing so hard. WHAT SHOULD I DO. I SHOULDN"T DO COKE!
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You need a depressant. Mainline heroine asap

DemonEagles
10-16-2009, 12:11 PM
Damnit rick flair

TheReverend
10-16-2009, 12:11 PM
I don't think I should masterbate right now that is for sure.
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Sometimes I pop some ephedra/caffeine stacks to see if I can masturbate and climax before my heart pops.

DemonEagles
10-16-2009, 12:12 PM
OK CALM DOWN MAYBE GOOGLE WILL HELP ME

OH NOOOO
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DemonEagles
10-16-2009, 12:13 PM
Ray: I JUST ATE RAMON NOODLES, MUCHO'S SALTY CHIPS, A RED BULL, SUNFLOWER SEADS, PANNIC ATTACK CAN'T CATCH MY BREATHE, HEART POUNDING

DAD: DUDE! DON'T EAT RAMON, IT IS FAT AND SALT, LIKE A **** LOAD OF SALT YOU KNOW HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE RUNS IN THE FAMILY!<!-- / message --><!-- / Jeff Removed Sig -->

DemonEagles
10-16-2009, 12:14 PM
MATT: I Didn't Know salt caues Panic attacks
Ray: MY HEART CAN'T HANDLE THE HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE
MATT: MAN YOU GOTTA WATCH YOURSELF YOU AREN'T A SPRING CHICKEN ANYMORE
RAY: SPRING CHICKEN HAS LOADS OF SALT
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TheReverend
10-16-2009, 12:14 PM
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/busey_clapping.gif

DemonEagles
10-16-2009, 12:14 PM
I tried breathing in a bag it was ok, chewing starbursts seemed to help since it wasn't going to pound my heart but was tiring

DemonEagles
10-16-2009, 12:15 PM
THIS POST IS FREAKING ME OUT?!?!?! OK WHAT WOULD DON DRAPER BE LIKE. HE SMOKED BAGS OF CIGS A DAY DRANK ALL DAY AND SLICKED HIS HAIR BACK AND BANGED GIRLS< AND HAD A FAMILY! HE DIDN'T HAVE PROBLEMS!<!-- / message --><!-- / Jeff Removed Sig -->

Rocket 7
10-16-2009, 12:15 PM
Mellow

<a href="http://s43.photobucket.com/albums/e364/dipsomaniac1/?action=view&current=cheech__chong_4.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e364/dipsomaniac1/cheech__chong_4.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

TheReverend
10-16-2009, 12:15 PM
I tried breathing in a bag it was ok, chewing starbursts seemed to help since it wasn't going to pound my heart but was tiring

Were you eating ramen due to depression over the Chiefs?

I think you should sue.

DemonEagles
10-16-2009, 12:16 PM
Oh **** wtf is this, it"s freaking me out

DemonEagles
10-16-2009, 12:17 PM
I am trying to eat cranberry's bt people think i am on my period now.!

Rohirrim
10-16-2009, 12:17 PM
THIS POST IS FREAKING ME OUT?!?!?! OK WHAT WOULD DON DRAPER BE LIKE. HE SMOKED BAGS OF CIGS A DAY DRANK ALL DAY AND SLICKED HIS HAIR BACK AND BANGED GIRLS< AND HAD A FAMILY! HE DIDN'T HAVE PROBLEMS!<!-- / message --><!-- / Jeff Removed Sig -->

Watch Don closely. He never stops drinking. There's the trick. :thumbsup:

Br0nc0Buster
10-16-2009, 12:18 PM
relax and drink some coffee

That will calm you down

TheReverend
10-16-2009, 12:18 PM
MS Paint always seems to soothe you...

Rocket 7
10-16-2009, 12:19 PM
relax and drink some coffee

That will calm you down

Decaf

Rohirrim
10-16-2009, 12:19 PM
Draw a picture of what the Broncos can expect from the Chargers on Monday. That will keep this on the main board. (Show pictures of that dinky little **** Sproles getting planted by DJ) ;D

broncocalijohn
10-16-2009, 12:19 PM
Draw a caricature of you on a gurney with a sheet over your head. It will happen but it would be too late for you to draw it. More red bull for you. Now draw!

DemonEagles
10-16-2009, 12:20 PM
So much ice you can skate on it playa

DemonEagles
10-16-2009, 12:28 PM
Immma throwback playa

TheReverend
10-16-2009, 12:29 PM
Airwolf and Kit conspicuously missing

Tombstone RJ
10-16-2009, 12:31 PM
Demon not bringing the good stuff...

DemonEagles
10-16-2009, 12:37 PM
rfsdf

Kaylore
10-16-2009, 12:38 PM
Demon not bringing the good stuff...

I enjoyed the clown feet mention in diagram one.

DemonEagles
10-16-2009, 12:43 PM
nice

DemonEagles
10-16-2009, 12:47 PM
grienke

DemonEagles
10-16-2009, 12:54 PM
go

TheReverend
10-16-2009, 01:03 PM
go

:rofl:

Lol, Elway is a tooth!

I almost pissed myself.

McDman
10-16-2009, 01:05 PM
Huff ether.

DemonEagles
10-16-2009, 01:15 PM
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j2...53ce0f25f9.gif (http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j275/McLumpy78/Funny%20Stuff/l_e82fc9518c00df4f19c79653ce0f25f9.gif)

RhymesayersDU
10-16-2009, 01:23 PM
Posting in the best thread going currently.

Inkana7
10-16-2009, 01:28 PM
Yes

Popps
10-16-2009, 01:32 PM
I always wondered what he looked like.

Tombstone RJ
10-16-2009, 01:32 PM
Demon's rock'n now...

DHallblows
10-16-2009, 01:57 PM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3117/3175216610_c982ddc5cc.jpg

Kaylore
10-16-2009, 02:45 PM
:rofl:

Lol, Elway is a tooth!

I almost pissed myself.

I was just thinking the same thing. And not any tooth, but a molar. Awesome.

ant1999e
10-16-2009, 03:57 PM
Seriously, what the hell is wrong with this guy? He can't be a crackhead because he would have already pawned his computer.

SportinOne
10-16-2009, 06:03 PM
Hmmmm.....


nope, i have no idea what's going on.