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Bob's your Information Minister
10-14-2009, 10:55 PM
You've enjoyed a nice run. Gone farther than even I expected. Admirable, for sure.

But you can't win in this league with guys like Kyle Orton, Vonnie Holliday and the other scabs on your defense.

The curtain will be thrown back soon for ALL to see the TRUE 2009 Denver Broncos. You will lose this weekend to the Chargers, worry during your bye week about who the TRUE 2009 Denver Broncos are, and then you will be ripped asunder in Baltimore for ALL to see.

THE END IS COMING.

http://i25.tinypic.com/2l5hmv.jpg

BroncoDoug
10-14-2009, 10:56 PM
the deal is done.

BroncoDoug
10-14-2009, 10:56 PM
and yes, because Vonnie Holliday is the best and most respected player on the Defense....

Lev Vyvanse
10-14-2009, 10:57 PM
Why didn't you bump your other thread dbag.

baja
10-14-2009, 10:57 PM
What I want to know is will the Chiefs win a game?

azbroncfan
10-14-2009, 10:59 PM
Same song and dance.

tsiguy96
10-14-2009, 10:59 PM
What I want to know is will the Chiefs win a game?

not looking good.

Don Flamenco
10-14-2009, 11:02 PM
So I'm walking down the street early to my doctor visit and I spot a salvadorean restaurant. Went inside and the lady at the counter recommended some papusas. Those things were f'ing delicious.

Anyone else try this goodness from El Salvador?

http://www.bunrab.com/dailyfeed/dailyfeed_images_march-07/df07_03_04_papusa.jpg

LongDongJohnson
10-14-2009, 11:07 PM
sounds like a jealous chiefs fan to me. i would be too.
2-28
thats the chiefs record in the their last 30 games.

yep. the future is bright for the mighty chiefs.

Don Flamenco
10-14-2009, 11:09 PM
No, I'm serious. They are so good my next wife will be from El Salvador. I gotta be careful though - they are the south american equivalent to Puerto rican lady boys if the mane' gets my drift.

Boobs McGee
10-14-2009, 11:09 PM
ooooooo havent tried papusas, but i DO know how much I love THESE little gems...

http://www.dcfud.com/wp-content/uploads/carnitas.jpg

carnitas are bomb

Florida_Bronco
10-14-2009, 11:11 PM
You've enjoyed a nice run. Gone farther than even I expected.

Bob was wrong?

Shocker.

DBroncos4life
10-14-2009, 11:12 PM
I often wonder how many times bob takes home a transexual after a long hard night of drinking in a bar. His judgement is always way off.

JCMElway
10-14-2009, 11:15 PM
**yawn**

Archer81
10-14-2009, 11:15 PM
So it took bob 3 days to recover from yet another Chef loss.


:Broncos:

Houshyamama
10-14-2009, 11:17 PM
In 2009, the Broncos have a better chance of going undefeated than you have of getting a girl to touch your wiener.

Don Flamenco
10-14-2009, 11:20 PM
ooooooo havent tried papusas, but i DO know how much I love THESE little gems...

http://www.dcfud.com/wp-content/uploads/carnitas.jpg

carnitas are bomb

Yes Carnitas are indeed bomb. I always tell my favorite taco truck to make those bad boys extra crispy. Then I douse them with 'San jose Orange sauce' (http://www.jatbar.com/jatboard/thread.asp?thread=273). It almost taste like the lechon from my place of birth. The one and only best lechon in the world. Filipino lechon


NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

http://www.seasite.niu.edu/Tagalog/Cynthia/festivals/parada5.jpg

Archer81
10-14-2009, 11:25 PM
Yes Carnitas are indeed bomb. I always tell my favorite taco truck to make those bad boys extra crispy. Then I douse them with 'San jose Orange sauce' (http://www.jatbar.com/jatboard/thread.asp?thread=273). It almost taste like the lechon from my place of birth. The one and only best lechon in the world. Filipino lechon


NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

http://www.seasite.niu.edu/Tagalog/Cynthia/festivals/parada5.jpg


Pshaw. Sally Struthers llied to me. Starving central american children my ass...


:Broncos:

DBroncos4life
10-14-2009, 11:28 PM
Pshaw. Sally Struthers llied to me. Starving central american children my ass...


:Broncos:

That's all for her.

Blart
10-14-2009, 11:40 PM
Oh no the end is coming :(

Killericon
10-14-2009, 11:41 PM
Really? We won't go 16-0?

Dang. And I had already ordered my t-shirt. Oh well.

I like how your OP says that San Diego will undress us, along with Baltimore, thus leaving the Broncos in shambles...at 5-2.

Natedog24
10-14-2009, 11:49 PM
Really? We won't go 16-0?

Dang. And I had already ordered my t-shirt. Oh well.

I like how your OP says that San Diego will undress us, along with Baltimore, thus leaving the Broncos in shambles...at 5-2.

:rofl:

R8R H8R
10-15-2009, 12:14 AM
No, I'm serious. They are so good my next wife will be from El Salvador. I gotta be careful though - they are the south american equivalent to Puerto rican lady boys if the mane' gets my drift.

I'm partial to Mexican food and Costa Rican women, but wouldn't say no to an El Salvadoran nor her food, if you know what I mean.

Spider
10-15-2009, 12:24 AM
So I'm walking down the street early to my doctor visit and I spot a salvadorean restaurant. Went inside and the lady at the counter recommended some papusas. Those things were f'ing delicious.

Anyone else try this goodness from El Salvador?

http://www.bunrab.com/dailyfeed/dailyfeed_images_march-07/df07_03_04_papusa.jpg

no but it looks damn good ........I never seen a salvadorean joint ....but now i want to

Spider
10-15-2009, 12:27 AM
Pshaw. Sally Struthers llied to me. Starving central american children my ass...


:Broncos:

LOL...dayummit boy thats just wrong

Taco John
10-15-2009, 12:40 AM
We might not have a perfect record this season, but each week that goes by, I get the feeling that the Chiefs just might.

R8R H8R
10-15-2009, 12:44 AM
We might not have a perfect record this season, but each week that goes by, I get the feeling that the Chiefs just might.

:~ohyah!:

DeusExManning
10-15-2009, 12:51 AM
Ooh you called us Donks, that hurt so bad.

Taco John
10-15-2009, 12:55 AM
The AFC's Detroit Lions face the Washington Redskins this week. Next to the Raiders, this is the closest opportunity that the Chiefs will have to get a win until they travel to Oakland in the middle of November.

ZONA
10-15-2009, 01:05 AM
sounds like a jealous chiefs fan to me. i would be too.
2-28
thats the chiefs record in the their last 30 games.

yep. the future is bright for the mighty chiefs.

Oooohhhh, ooooouuch, that's gonna leave a mark.

This is the Chiefs in a nutshell.......

http://www.sondrak.com/archive/skpics2/skidmark.jpg

ZONA
10-15-2009, 01:06 AM
We might not have a perfect record this season, but each week that goes by, I get the feeling that the Chiefs just might.

Hahahahahah Hilarious!

Pick Six
10-15-2009, 01:06 AM
Thank you, Bob, for that fantastic prediction. Now we will win for sure...:sunshine:

Kaylore
10-15-2009, 01:07 AM
Nice food jack.

And thank you, Bob for ensuring this lasts a long time. Bob's predictions are like guarantees that the opposite will happen.:)

boltaneer
10-15-2009, 01:55 AM
Thanks for jinxing this game, jackass.

These guys are right, you are a closet Bronco fan.

TDmvp
10-15-2009, 02:08 AM
http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/5899/boyszx1.jpg

BroncoMan4ever
10-15-2009, 02:28 AM
Really? We won't go 16-0?

Dang. And I had already ordered my t-shirt. Oh well.

I like how your OP says that San Diego will undress us, along with Baltimore, thus leaving the Broncos in shambles...at 5-2.

and still in 1st place in the division.

Popps
10-15-2009, 02:30 AM
Every time this fat **** posts a thread like this, something great happens for the franchise.


Keep it up, lard-boy.

Soul-Bronco
10-15-2009, 05:25 AM
lol this guy is a johnson, will you cry when the cheifs match the lions for an 0 - 16 record?

GoBroncos DownUnder
10-15-2009, 06:36 AM
Thanks for jinxing this game, jackass.

These guys are right, you are a closet Bronco fan.

OOOOOOOOh!
Bob vs Boltaneer!
CRIPPLE FIGHT! CRIPPLE FIGHT! CRIPPLE FIGHT!

BroncoInSkinland
10-15-2009, 06:38 AM
Some of the old timers are coming back, the level of fan-on-fan verbal violence is down, and Bob is wrong. Looks like everything is back to normal on the Mane.

Orange_Beard
10-15-2009, 06:44 AM
Thanks for the mojo.

TheElusiveKyleOrton
10-15-2009, 06:54 AM
You've enjoyed a nice run. Gone farther than even I expected. Admirable, for sure.

But you can't win in this league with guys like Kyle Orton, Vonnie Holliday and the other scabs on your defense.

The curtain will be thrown back soon for ALL to see the TRUE 2009 Denver Broncos. You will lose this weekend to the Chargers, worry during your bye week about who the TRUE 2009 Denver Broncos are, and then you will be ripped asunder in Baltimore for ALL to see.

THE END IS COMING.

http://i25.tinypic.com/2l5hmv.jpg

Your team is moving to LA, and your fat ass will have nothing to whine about, leaving you to beg onto the Broncos bandwagon, only everyone here knows you're an inbred turncoat moron, and nobody will let you on.

So then you'll turn to the Rams, which is actually a worse franchise... although they have won a Super Bowl in your lifetime... and be forced to brave the ghettos of East St Louis in your Beverly Hillbillies jalopy with ma and pa on the back.

Chiefs: Worst team in the league. Funny how you didn't predict THAT.

Peoples Champ
10-15-2009, 07:25 AM
you said this before New England too.

Peoples Champ
10-15-2009, 07:26 AM
Thanks for jinxing this game, jackass.

These guys are right, you are a closet Bronco fan.


this is funny

BroncoInSkinland
10-15-2009, 07:42 AM
you said this before New England too.

He also said it before Dallas.

crawdad
10-15-2009, 07:43 AM
Hey Boob, thanks for your support! But, shouldn't you be supporting the Chiefs?

Dukes
10-15-2009, 07:58 AM
When the Broncos destroy SD monday night I will have no one other that you to thank bobo.

barryr
10-15-2009, 08:05 AM
I can see a Chief fan having nothing left to do but try to tell fans of other teams why their teams stink when their Chief team is busy writing the book on that subject.

Old Dude
10-15-2009, 08:10 AM
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showpost.php?p=2587596&postcount=65

broncofan7
10-15-2009, 08:14 AM
You've enjoyed a nice run. Gone farther than even I expected. Admirable, for sure.

But you can't win in this league with guys like Kyle Orton, Vonnie Holliday and the other scabs on your defense.

The curtain will be thrown back soon for ALL to see the TRUE 2009 Denver Broncos. You will lose this weekend to the Chargers, worry during your bye week about who the TRUE 2009 Denver Broncos are, and then you will be ripped asunder in Baltimore for ALL to see.

THE END IS COMING.

http://i25.tinypic.com/2l5hmv.jpg


Hey--at least you can manipulate the settings in your FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE though, right? on second thought--you probably are still in the bottom half of your league despite your manipulations.......

DenverBrit
10-15-2009, 08:18 AM
http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/5899/boyszx1.jpg http://www.filmsquish.com/guts/files/images/karlchilders.jpg

hmmm...

Meck77
10-15-2009, 08:18 AM
No it sure won't Bob. I heard the NFL was considering moving the Chiefs to the Big12.

TheElusiveKyleOrton
10-15-2009, 08:19 AM
http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/5899/boyszx1.jpg

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h219/pjcomix/blog/pyle1.jpg

BroncoInSkinland
10-15-2009, 08:25 AM
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showpost.php?p=2587596&postcount=65

Nice, Personal attack, welching on a previous statement, and showing closet love for the Broncos. Thats the Bob trifecta isn't it?

Edit: Oh, he even went with the extra credit by showing his stange attraction to things dealing with man-love. Thanks for the insight into your personality Bob, it's always SO hard to figure you out. [/sarcasm]

Steve Sewell
10-15-2009, 08:25 AM
Sweet this almost guarantees victory over our next 2 opponents. Thanks Bobo!

ColoradoBuff
10-15-2009, 08:36 AM
How 'bout them Chefs!!!???!!! What a bunch of losers! ha ha

Bob's your Information Minister
10-15-2009, 08:41 AM
Hey--at least you can manipulate the settings in your FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE though, right? on second thought--you probably are still in the bottom half of your league despite your manipulations.......

I'm actually leading the entire league at 4-1! Just more proof of my football genius.

Wes Mantooth
10-15-2009, 08:49 AM
The chiefs suck. get over it.

Peoples Champ
10-15-2009, 08:54 AM
chiefs success of "almost" winning games wont last either, they wont have any more close games, they will continue to get pounded

Smiling Assassin27
10-15-2009, 08:58 AM
We're guaranteed 8 wins, as we have the Raiders once more at home and the Chiefs 2 more times--virtual locks all three. Steelers are beatable, Giants in Mile High are beatable, Baltimore lost to NE and Cincinnati, both of whom we've already beaten. Foreskins are a mess--should win that one. At Indy and at Philly are problematic, but not automatic losses, given our coaching advantage and defense.

In short, at least 9 wins are probable, with realistic possibility of 10-12, which should be good enough for division crown or wildcard. Wishful thinking won't get it done, Bobo.

TheElusiveKyleOrton
10-15-2009, 09:01 AM
I'm actually leading the entire league at 4-1! Just more proof of my football genius.

Level with us, Bob: is the deal done?

oubronco
10-15-2009, 09:01 AM
http://i25.tinypic.com/2l5hmv.jpg

Is this the real Bob?

orange crusher
10-15-2009, 09:07 AM
I'm assuming that you're referring to your virginity, Bob. I think it is going to last longer than you think.

broncofan7
10-15-2009, 09:08 AM
I'm actually leading the entire league at 4-1! Just more proof of my football genius.

more proof that I was CORRECT in that you would MANIPULATE the league settings to achieve the desired result..........trading of draft picks? REALLY? Manipulating the draft order---my, my--I told the rest that the fix was in---they were just TOO STUPID to care...........

gtown
10-15-2009, 09:37 AM
It's nice know that even if the Broncos lose out the rest of the season, we will at least have 2 more wins.

cmhargrove
10-15-2009, 09:38 AM
It's just not much fun to punch on Bob any more.

Weak sauce Bob, weak...

DenverBrit
10-15-2009, 09:44 AM
http://gallery.photo.net/photo/1956368-lg.jpg

Taco John
10-15-2009, 09:45 AM
It's nice know that even if the Broncos lose out the rest of the season, we will at least have 2 more wins.

...and still probably win the AFC West.

Bronco Boy
10-15-2009, 09:51 AM
You go over to the Chiefs board and there are more threads about next years draft than stuff going on this season. That's how bleak things are for them. The funny thing is they will probably take another 3-4 DE that underperforms or a Offensive Guard that they think they can turn into a franchise LT.

eddie mac
10-15-2009, 09:58 AM
Teams like Kansas City only enjoy Free Agency and the draft it's all downhill after that.

Crushisback
10-15-2009, 10:08 AM
I am so glad we got this thread. Bob is the best mojo on this board.

Beantown Bronco
10-15-2009, 10:14 AM
I am so glad we got this thread. Bob is the best mojo on this board.

That's because he combines the patented reverse mojo with a healthy dose of boob mojo all in one.

gyldenlove
10-15-2009, 10:16 AM
Teams like Kansas City only enjoy Free Agency and the draft it's all downhill after that.

You know what they say in KC, football time is between March and August.

Peoples Champ
10-15-2009, 10:20 AM
You've enjoyed a nice run. Gone farther than even I expected. Admirable, for sure.

But you can't win in this league with guys like Kyle Orton, Vonnie Holliday and the other scabs on your defense.

The curtain will be thrown back soon for ALL to see the TRUE 2009 Denver Broncos. You will lose this weekend to the Chargers, worry during your bye week about who the TRUE 2009 Denver Broncos are, and then you will be ripped asunder in Baltimore for ALL to see.

THE END IS COMING.

http://i25.tinypic.com/2l5hmv.jpg


All you need is a #1 defense my friend, Just ask Trent Dilfer and Brad Johson with rings.

cutthemdown
10-15-2009, 10:23 AM
All you need is a #1 defense my friend, Just ask Trent Dilfer and Brad Johson with rings.

It's tough to win a Superbowl with an avg to below avg offense but it can be done.

The thing is though the yards are there. We probably missed out on at least 10-20 points because of penalties and missed FG so the chance is there we can improve.

I really think by end of yr defense will be giving up more, and offense will be scoring more. Hopefully for every point more we give up we can score 2 etc and increase the margin by which we are winning.

Sassy
10-15-2009, 10:32 AM
Every time this fat **** posts a thread like this, something great happens for the franchise.


Keep it up, lard-boy.

Yep...was beginning to think he wouldn't show...resulting in loss this week.
Now were guaranteed...

Bronco Warrior
10-15-2009, 10:32 AM
Chargers players will all be down at the docks looking for comfort and Phyllis and Shawn MerriMen will be trolling the gay bars looking for the same thing when we are done with them!! Especially if we have Bucky and Stokely back!!

missingnumber7
10-15-2009, 10:57 AM
No it sure won't Bob. I heard the NFL was considering moving the Chiefs to the Big12.

Chiefs said they would only accept if it was the Big 10 and not the Big 12.

ElwayMD
10-15-2009, 11:09 AM
Chiefs said they would only accept if it was the Big 10 and not the Big 12.

I think they have a better chance of getting into the MAC at the present time.

Bob's your Information Minister
10-15-2009, 11:13 AM
Think about this guys....yes, you have a shot at the playoffs. But when your slide begins, every game will suddenly became more and more important. In a month, this place will be tearing it's hair out.

And then you have to play the Chiefs, at Arrowhead. Our Super Bowl.

What if the CHIEFS knocked you out of the playoffs?

OMFG!

http://i25.tinypic.com/2l5hmv.jpg

TheElusiveKyleOrton
10-15-2009, 11:15 AM
Think about this, fatass: Even IF that happens, and the Chiefs win their pathetic "Super Bowl" because they're too worthless to beat anyone else this season, your team will STILL be irrelevant, and the people on your board will still think you're a senseless embarrassing moron.

Definitely keep it up.

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
10-15-2009, 11:19 AM
oh wow the resident village idiot is back again to predict a bronco loss for the 6th time this year i see well eventually you will predict a loss and then you can feel special about yourself
http://s.bebo.com/app-image/7943759717/5411656627/PROFILE/i.quizzaz.com/img/q/u/08/04/08/retard_toilet_fishing.jpg

oh and if we do lose this season bob here you go
http://www.foo.is/~baldur/retard-prize.jpg[/IMG]

http://i-trepreneur.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/retard.jpg oh btw bob i know your just a troll as they say it takes one to know one :chefstink::manesmack:kcbard::chiefssux

Beantown Bronco
10-15-2009, 11:31 AM
And then you have to play the Chiefs, at Arrowhead. Our Super Bowl.

What if the CHIEFS knocked you out of the playoffs?



In week 13? I seriously doubt that would be mathematically possible even.

Broncos4tw
10-15-2009, 11:31 AM
Empty words from a jealous fan of a pathetic winless team that I wish would move out of the AFC West, as they are making us look bad.

I guess he thinks once he is finally right (making us 6-1, or 7-1 or whenever it happens), he'll be able to strut around like he knows what the hell he is talking about.

Old Dude
10-15-2009, 11:33 AM
Think about this guys....yes, you have a shot at the playoffs. But when your slide begins, every game will suddenly became more and more important. In a month, this place will be tearing it's hair out.

And then you have to play the Chiefs, at Arrowhead. Our Super Bowl.

What if the CHIEFS knocked you out of the playoffs?



But what if Denver already has the division clinched before then? Would that suck for you or what? OMFG!!!

DenverBrit
10-15-2009, 11:37 AM
http://images9.cafepress.com/product/21337979v2_350x350_Front_Color-White.jpg

Bronco Warrior
10-15-2009, 11:40 AM
This guy will be back to predict that we (6-0) will lose during our bye week!

Bronco Warrior
10-15-2009, 11:44 AM
Marshall will own the AFC West any Secondary you got!!!
And didn't the Chefs lose to Jerkoffus Russel?

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
10-15-2009, 11:44 AM
bob is the example of why you dont drink and smoke crack when your pregnant

Dagmar
10-15-2009, 11:47 AM
CHiefs should have taken Oher...

Bronco Warrior
10-15-2009, 11:52 AM
Bob is pregnent? :confused:

Peoples Champ
10-15-2009, 11:53 AM
And didn't the Chefs lose to Jerkoffus Russel?

Ya i forgot that the chiefs lost to the raiders, they really are at the bottom of the NFL, put them in the big 12.

SJ Bronco
10-15-2009, 12:19 PM
I noticed this troll reeled in quite a few of you.

rastaman
10-15-2009, 12:25 PM
You've enjoyed a nice run. Gone farther than even I expected. Admirable, for sure.

But you can't win in this league with guys like Kyle Orton, Vonnie Holliday and the other scabs on your defense.

The curtain will be thrown back soon for ALL to see the TRUE 2009 Denver Broncos. You will lose this weekend to the Chargers, worry during your bye week about who the TRUE 2009 Denver Broncos are, and then you will be ripped asunder in Baltimore for ALL to see.

THE END IS COMING.

http://i25.tinypic.com/2l5hmv.jpg

Naw couldn't disagree with you more! McDaniels is going to be 2nd coming of Jon Gruden's first season as Tampa Bays HC. Mark it down, the Cinderella story will continue all he way to the SB! And we actually win.:)

gunns
10-15-2009, 12:35 PM
ooooooo havent tried papusas, but i DO know how much I love THESE little gems...

http://www.dcfud.com/wp-content/uploads/carnitas.jpg

carnitas are bomb

Love those, in fact making them this weekend with some chile verde on the side.

missingnumber7
10-15-2009, 01:12 PM
Think about this guys....yes, you have a shot at the playoffs. But when your slide begins, every game will suddenly became more and more important. In a month, this place will be tearing it's hair out.

And then you have to play the Chiefs, at Arrowhead. Our Super Bowl.

What if the CHIEFS knocked you out of the playoffs?

OMFG!

http://i25.tinypic.com/2l5hmv.jpg

You lost to the Raiders.

missingnumber7
10-15-2009, 01:16 PM
think about this guys....yes, you have a shot at the playoffs. But when your slide begins, every game will suddenly became more and more important. In a month, this place will be tearing it's hair out.

And then you have to play the chiefs, at arrowhead. Our super bowl.

What if the chiefs knocked you out of the playoffs?

Omfg!

http://i25.tinypic.com/2l5hmv.jpg

at home

Taco John
10-15-2009, 01:19 PM
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/10/15/129001077322332576.jpg

bronco610
10-15-2009, 05:59 PM
Love those, in fact making them this weekend with some chile verde on the side.

Whats your adress and what time is dinner? :~ohyah!:

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
10-15-2009, 06:52 PM
Bob is pregnent? :confused:
no no no his mom was drinkin and smokin crack b4 he was born bob has to be a woman to be pregnant at least i think bobs a guy who knos he might of got a sex change

manchambo
10-15-2009, 07:15 PM
So I think we can all be pretty certain the Broncos will eventually lose (though I don't have any strong reason to think it will be this week).

Bob's plan apparently is to predict a loss every week. Then, when the inevitable happens, he can glory in the one shining moment in his entire pathetic life that he will appear to have his head only partway up his ass.

SJ Bronco
10-15-2009, 07:18 PM
http://clanuk.com/forums/images/smilies/troll-web.jpg