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DomCasual
10-08-2009, 02:58 PM
I'm talking about commercials that are repeatedly shown during games - so Mods, I think this one needs to stay here.

One of the drawbacks about watching lots of football is having to suffer through the same stupid commercials, over and over again. Even the ones that are sort of clever get old fast. The dumb ones are just torture.

Don't you just love Bob Seger's Like a Rock? What about John Mellencamp's Our Country?

This season, the one that gets me every time is the Sprint one. It's the one where everything is black and yellow, and the commercial quotes imaginary statistics. "Right now, 27,000 people are looking at online porn" - that sort of thing.

About 2/3 through the commercial, it says, "2900 fantasy owners conveniently waited until now to text their opponent their star player has a bye week." It shows some woman acting like she just really put one over on some unsuspecting slob.

What does that even mean? It's inexplicably stupid. Didn't the smart people at Sprint's ad agency think that most of the people watching that ad would be watching football. And didn't they consider that most of them would therefore be knowledgeable enough about fantasy football that they would know that this made no sense. It irritates me every time, which is a lot of times.

Anyone else have any they want to share?

Here's the stupid one I'm talking about, by the way.
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Rock Chalk
10-08-2009, 02:59 PM
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BroncoInSkinland
10-08-2009, 03:03 PM
I know play60 is a nice program and all that, but I swear I want to get a machine gun and riddle that entire group everytime I see them running. You get all the money to place a PSA multiple times through a major network primetime event, and this is the best you can come up with? With all the talent at NFL films behind you? The ad exec should be dipped in honey mustard sauce and thrown on a fireant hill. Pathetic.

SureShot
10-08-2009, 03:08 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_QLb4KjE--ho/Sl9akqh3D2I/AAAAAAAACSg/yH7jayaVpXY/s320/geico-money.jpg

Rock Chalk
10-08-2009, 03:10 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_QLb4KjE--ho/Sl9akqh3D2I/AAAAAAAACSg/yH7jayaVpXY/s320/geico-money.jpg

NO way.

I love those commercials. Especially when the music starts. I guess I have a special reason, Alexis stops whatever she is doing and when the music starts, she starts dancing and I get a kick out of it every time.

bronclvr
10-08-2009, 03:10 PM
http://ts2.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1332525011381&id=8ed642ab52e8d39260b3d5b852324c17&url=http%3a%2f%2fi59.photobucket.com%2falbums%2fg2 95%2fRickySWB%2fgeicogecko.jpg

BroncoMan4ever
10-08-2009, 03:14 PM
I know play60 is a nice program and all that, but I swear I want to get a machine gun and riddle that entire group everytime I see them running. You get all the money to place a PSA multiple times through a major network primetime event, and this is the best you can come up with? With all the talent at NFL films behind you? The ad exec should be dipped in honey mustard sauce and thrown on a fireant hill. Pathetic.

they should use this commercial instead

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DomCasual
10-08-2009, 03:17 PM
they should use this commercial instead

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Yep. That was awesome. I don't get why so many people hate that guy.

IHaveALight
10-08-2009, 03:19 PM
AT&T loves making themselves look like idiots with those leftover rollover minute commercials. By far the most annoying commercials currently running.

DomCasual
10-08-2009, 03:22 PM
AT&T loves making themselves look like idiots with those leftover rollover minute commercials. By far the most annoying commercials currently running.

Totally agree. I told my son the other day that if anyone was really married to the woman in those commercials, they would smother her in her sleep.

Irish Stout
10-08-2009, 03:24 PM
like all the geico commercials are terrible. The lizard ones are flat out painful, the googly eyes is over played, and the gaveman ones have been going on for about 10 years.

Also, every friggin truck commercial that you see replayed 5 times per game is too much. I'm getting tired of Denis Leary's voice.

Archer81
10-08-2009, 03:26 PM
Actually the Budweiser commercials where they act like an infomercial. Fine the first time...by the 4th qtr i dont wanna see a ****ing grooler. Get the **** off my screen.


:Broncos:

Marshall Dumervil
10-08-2009, 03:28 PM
Also, every friggin truck commercial that you see replayed 5 times per game is too much. I'm getting tired of Denis Leary's voice.

That's for sure. Those Sonic ones make me want to find a tall building. 2 dooshbags in a car. How funny.

Eldorado
10-08-2009, 03:32 PM
Yep. That was awesome. I don't get why so many people hate that guy.

I hate him so roc alexander doesn't have to.

DomCasual
10-08-2009, 03:33 PM
like all the geico commercials are terrible. The lizard ones are flat out painful, the googly eyes is over played, and the gaveman ones have been going on for about 10 years.

Ugh - the freaking cavemen! I hated those when they first came out (apologies to Mock, who thinks they're hysterical). They've just gotten worse. I can't believe the Cavemen show didn't take off. Who would have guessed a show based on some stupid commercials wouldn't be a success?

Also, every friggin truck commercial that you see replayed 5 times per game is too much. I'm getting tired of Denis Leary's voice.[/QUOTE]

I love the one where he talks about how the engineers were the studious guys in high school. "While guys like you and I were thinking about pizza..." Um, yeah - I don't think pizza would be the first thing most hormonal teen-age boys are thinking about.

Bronco Yoda
10-08-2009, 03:33 PM
Commercials? what are those? I don't do commercials. There's a good reason why God made DVR's on the 8th day.

UberBroncoMan
10-08-2009, 03:33 PM
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/fCiTAJi1yRk&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/fCiTAJi1yRk&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

You've got to be ****ting me... hahahahahhahahaha.

Hey, you can plant the seeds of change right in your own home!

Mr. Elway
10-08-2009, 03:34 PM
The one where LL Cool J yells "Phillllippp Riiiiiiivvvvvers" with his hand cupped over his mouth. It just doesn't fit: Philip Rivers is about as non-gangsta as they come and it's just super annoying and not to mention cringe-worthy.

Here it is, I need to go wash my hands after posting it:
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Archer81
10-08-2009, 03:36 PM
All the promos for that network's shows...I dont care about 2 and a half men...


:Broncos:

Irish Stout
10-08-2009, 03:37 PM
Commercials? what are those? I don't do commercials. There's a good reason why God made DVR's on the 8th day.

I suffer through the commercials because I cannot stand not knowing whats going on in a Broncos game while its happening.

BroncoMatt
10-08-2009, 03:38 PM
Nobody has mentioned the Progressive lady yet?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_chbnMGy0IXI/SWziTAtXTwI/AAAAAAAACTI/WMa9SBiq0oU/s320/29yglc0.jpg

Miss I.
10-08-2009, 03:38 PM
Not a big fan of the stupid caveman ones...

And props to the Peyton Manning one...I love that SNL skit so much...what you might enjoy is this little video dedication to Peyton and his actual commercials, it kills me (and for the record I find Peyton manning hysterical and I think he's a great QB, dunno if he's a good guy, but he doesn't seem to beat up women so that's a plus for him).

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TheElusiveKyleOrton
10-08-2009, 03:41 PM
Five.



Five dollar.




Five dollar foot lonnnnnnnnnnng.




Five.




Five dollar.




Five dollar foot lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnng.






/end thread

Archer81
10-08-2009, 03:41 PM
Nobody has mentioned the Progressive lady yet?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_chbnMGy0IXI/SWziTAtXTwI/AAAAAAAACTI/WMa9SBiq0oU/s320/29yglc0.jpg


Hey...ease up kid...that woman's a national treasure...


:Broncos:

Irish Stout
10-08-2009, 03:42 PM
All the promos for that network's shows...I dont care about 2 and a half men...


:Broncos:

DUDE!!! AWESOME! And how many friggin different versions of CSI can they promote? I get it CBS you have like 12 different shows were people solve crimes and sometimes things get "hairy" and the formula for each one of them is the same as every other one.

I get it CBS you have other tv shows I can watch!

Miss I.
10-08-2009, 03:45 PM
okay, this is only on topic that it's a commercial, but it's one I keep seeing over here in England for Glade...it kills me everytime...Poo at Paul's....

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TheElusiveKyleOrton
10-08-2009, 03:46 PM
Nobody has mentioned the Progressive lady yet?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_chbnMGy0IXI/SWziTAtXTwI/AAAAAAAACTI/WMa9SBiq0oU/s320/29yglc0.jpg

I'd hit it.

Dukes
10-08-2009, 03:48 PM
Pfft.......


<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/X2e5Ybt3rK8&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/X2e5Ybt3rK8&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>


Easily the most annoying commercials ever.

maher_tyler
10-08-2009, 03:48 PM
like all the geico commercials are terrible. The lizard ones are flat out painful, the googly eyes is over played, and the gaveman ones have been going on for about 10 years.

Also, every friggin truck commercial that you see replayed 5 times per game is too much. I'm getting tired of Denis Leary's voice.

If your in the military and have ever been over seas then you know that AFN commericials take the cake, hands down no questions asked! With as much as i can't stand any of the Ford commercials...AFN makes any normal commercial amazing...after about a week of AFN you start missing normal commercials and after 4 months you want to beat the **** out of your TV..kinda like the guy in Office Space with the printer!!

Dukes
10-08-2009, 03:50 PM
If your in the military and have ever been over seas then you know that AFN commericials take the cake, hands down no questions asked! With as much as i can't stand any of the Ford commercials...AFN makes any normal commercial amazing...after about a week of AFN you start missing normal commercials and after 4 months you want to beat the **** out of your TV..kinda like the guy in Office Space with the printer!!

Yup, AFN is terrible.

Archer81
10-08-2009, 03:50 PM
DUDE!!! AWESOME! And how many friggin different versions of CSI can they promote? I get it CBS you have like 12 different shows were people solve crimes and sometimes things get "hairy" and the formula for each one of them is the same as every other one.

I get it CBS you have other tv shows I can watch!


CSI: Las Vegas...Amazing Race...CSI New York...CSI Miami...Two and a Half Men...How I met your Mother...Big Bang Theory...Numb3rs...Seriously...if I didnt watch football, I would never watch cbs, fox or nbc.


:Broncos:

Hogan11
10-08-2009, 03:51 PM
Hey...ease up kid...that woman's a national treasure...


:Broncos:

Not to me she ain't.

NYBronco
10-08-2009, 03:52 PM
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Mr. Elway
10-08-2009, 03:54 PM
Five dollar foot lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnng.

/end thread

MooseGuy I normally object to saying "/end thread" in your own post on principle, but the latest incarnation of said commercial is truly an abomination. The one where Jared is lip-synching the "5 dollar" jingle opera-style with Strahan and then at the end they all pretend to fall apart cracking up. It's a horrible viewing experience and so I'm gonna go ahead and agree with you on this one.

Bronco Boy
10-08-2009, 03:55 PM
Any Coors Light commercial made in the last 3 years.

Archer81
10-08-2009, 03:56 PM
This week on 60 minutes...someone dies.

8pm est, blacked out on west coast...


:Broncos:

Mr. Elway
10-08-2009, 03:56 PM
Hey...ease up kid...that woman's a national treasure...


:Broncos:

PUMP YO BRAKES!!!

http://img.listal.com/image/402671/600full-tropic-thunder-photo.jpg

DomCasual
10-08-2009, 03:57 PM
Five dollar foot lonnnnnnnnnnng.


I love how they make it appear that all these athletes just have so much fun working with Jared.

There all just laughing - having a great time. They're like Brett Favre on the football field - just having fun out there. They probably don't even ask for money afterwards. They had so much fun, it almost seems criminal to take money for it.

Then the construction workers singing - that one's fun, too. They're all just so fun! Subway is fun! Jared is fun! Abe Lincoln on the five-dollar bill is fun! This post is fun! Fun! Say it with me - fun!

Archer81
10-08-2009, 03:57 PM
PUMP YO BRAKES!!!

http://img.listal.com/image/402671/600full-tropic-thunder-photo.jpg


HAHAHAHAHAHA. Yes. Got where I was going with it.

Awesome.


:Broncos:

Bronco Yoda
10-08-2009, 04:06 PM
http://cache.reelzchannel.com/assets/content/article/tropic-thunder-interview-brandon-jackson3.jpg
And why am I in this thread(after all I'm a DVR man)? Maybe I just knew I had to represent, because they had one good part in it for a black man and they gave it to Crocodile Dundee.

ColoradoDarin
10-08-2009, 04:12 PM
thankfully I have a DVR again, but the most annoying commercials now are the insurance for if your car breaks down.
Here's just one, I think there are 3 companies doing this.

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bronclvr
10-08-2009, 04:13 PM
Any Coors Light commercial made in the last 3 years.

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=392658

BroncoMan4ever
10-08-2009, 06:11 PM
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ns4mnmNBk1Y&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ns4mnmNBk1Y&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

i prefer this one.

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maher_tyler
10-08-2009, 06:43 PM
Any Coors Light commercial made in the last 3 years.

Yea...about as good as the beer!

maher_tyler
10-08-2009, 06:48 PM
The Castrol GTX Oil commercials are pretty annoying..."That's not thinkin with your dip stick, Jimmy" Like wtf?!

Circle Orange
10-08-2009, 06:49 PM
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I couldn't believe that wretched mess when I first saw it. Didn't know the presidency was reduced to that. What's next, Obama underwear on Ebay?

For me personally, it's anything involving 'feminine' products. I mean seriously, who does that stuff, frat boys who hate women? Middle aged dudes with fetishes? They do everything but show you how to use their stuff, where to put it and what it does. Nobody's that friggin' stupid!

Circle Orange
10-08-2009, 06:51 PM
Oh, and any of those FOX promos where everyone is staring into the camera, walking at you with a wind machine blowing their hair.

B-Love
10-08-2009, 07:04 PM
Finally Fast.com!

****!!!!!

Especially that whiny weasel that says, "Mom this computer is sooooo slow!"

Wanna punch him

Archer81
10-08-2009, 08:21 PM
http://cache.reelzchannel.com/assets/content/article/tropic-thunder-interview-brandon-jackson3.jpg
And why am I in this thread(after all I'm a DVR man)? Maybe I just knew I had to represent, because they had one good part in it for a black man and they gave it to Crocodile Dundee.


What do you mean...you people?


:Broncos:

Kid A
10-08-2009, 08:41 PM
This commercial makes me want to stab the actor's eyes out every time he screams "Jackpot!" Most insufferable, douchiest commercial on TV.

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DomCasual
10-08-2009, 09:49 PM
What do you mean...you people?


:Broncos:

Huh? Did I miss something here?

DomCasual
10-08-2009, 09:53 PM
This commercial makes me want to stab the actor's eyes out every time he screams "Jackpot!" Most insufferable, douchiest commercial on TV.

<object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/deko2oOjm6U&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/deko2oOjm6U&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object>

He's got that spent look of someone who drinks too much, chain smokes, and doesn't get enough sleep.

Oh, and I bet anything he wears a Speedo, and has a Playboy bunny air freshener in his car.

Pick Six
10-08-2009, 10:00 PM
Huh? Did I miss something here?

That's another line in the movie.

SJ Bronco
10-08-2009, 10:01 PM
ALL OF THESE DAMN THINGS!
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DomCasual
10-08-2009, 10:04 PM
And one more thing, while I'm thinking about it. (I know - this is three posts in a row.)

I HATE those Pizza Hut hidden camera commercials. They have all the people, sitting around eating what appears to be dog food. The voice in the background says, "These imbeciles think they're eating in one of the finest Italian restaurants in town. What they don't know is that they're being served Pizza Hut's new pasta. For a limited time, you can get a 5-gallon bucket of this stuff for the change you have in the cushions of your couch. It's great for feeding the homeless, the neighborhood crackwhore, or those pesky feral cats that are always on your porch. It's even perfect to eat on a dare!"

Riiiight!

Last week, they introduced a new one - it was for sandwiches, or something. It just never gets old.

SJ Bronco
10-08-2009, 10:05 PM
This one pisses me off to no end because I want to go here, but there are none in my area.

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SouthStndJunkie
10-08-2009, 10:06 PM
Nobody has mentioned the Progressive lady yet?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_chbnMGy0IXI/SWziTAtXTwI/AAAAAAAACTI/WMa9SBiq0oU/s320/29yglc0.jpg

She needs a train run on her in a porn.

SJ Bronco
10-08-2009, 10:08 PM
She needs a train run on her in a porn.

thats one spunky train:thumbs: I call front end

SouthStndJunkie
10-08-2009, 10:08 PM
This commercial makes me want to stab the actor's eyes out every time he screams "Jackpot!" Most insufferable, douchiest commercial on TV.

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I agree....that guy needs a boot to his berries.

SouthStndJunkie
10-08-2009, 10:09 PM
thats one spunky train:thumbs: I call front end

I call seconds.

SouthStndJunkie
10-08-2009, 10:10 PM
PUMP YO BRAKES!!!

http://img.listal.com/image/402671/600full-tropic-thunder-photo.jpg

Kick ass, funny movie.

Les Grossman (Tom Cruise) was awesome.

BroncoDoug
10-08-2009, 10:11 PM
What do you mean...you people?


:Broncos:

What do YOU mean, you people?

WABronco
10-08-2009, 10:11 PM
Not a commercial, but sports radio ad...

Literally every other ad on my local ESPN radio is for debt consolidation. One today was even offering to "send you a free VHS TAPE" to show you how it's done. Vhs tape?

BroncoDoug
10-08-2009, 10:12 PM
Huh? Did I miss something here?

Never go full retard

SJ Bronco
10-08-2009, 10:16 PM
Never go full retard

:rofl:

SJ Bronco
10-08-2009, 10:17 PM
There is a radio ad too that's even more annoying

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Kaylore
10-08-2009, 10:22 PM
Pretty much any Enterprise rent a car commercial. The cheese comes through the side speakers on my TV. This one is classic (bad).

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Another is when that tool looks at his wife holding the negligee and says "both?"

Nurrrrrrrrrrr

SJ Bronco
10-08-2009, 10:26 PM
Pretty much any Enterprise rent a car commercial. The cheese comes through the side speakers on my TV. This one is classic (bad).

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Another is when that tool looks at his wife holding the negligee and says "both?"

Nurrrrrrrrrrr

I had forgotten about this one...grrrrr

BroncoBuff
10-08-2009, 10:31 PM
Geico spends huge sums on television advertising. Three major campaigns ... Gekko, money creature with eyes and Caveman. That is a massive sum invested. Something has to suffer.

On the other hand, Allstate uses Dennis Haysbert as their commercial spokesman. Kinda makes you wonder ... big ad agencies do extensive research, and if they keep renewing Haysbert for a mainstream and pervasive service, he must appeal to a wide demographic swath. So then, where's the complainers of racism in the face of that? ???

beanerbronco
10-08-2009, 10:31 PM
The Chase Saphire commercial! If my mom/girlfriend/wife spent my reward points on a dress, I'd make her take it back and then I'd get on a plane ALL by my self!
(I do like the song though)

SJ Bronco
10-08-2009, 10:34 PM
Geico spends huge sums on television advertising. Three major campaigns ... Gekko, money creature with eyes and Caveman. That is a massive sum invested. Something has to suffer.

On the other hand, Allstate uses Dennis Haysbert as their commercial spokesman. Kinda makes you wonder ... big ad agencies do extensive research, and if they keep renewing Haysbert for a mainstream and pervasive service, he must appeal to a wide demographic swath. So then, where's the complainers of racism in the face of that? ???

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dcdi--LdAeQ/Sa1sWd8j4pI/AAAAAAAAEBg/BGX_vc32JHc/s400/wtf.jpg

BroncoBuff
10-08-2009, 10:52 PM
If Dennis Haysbert can sell insurance to all of white America (and Obama be elected president), we're living in a post-racial society, almost by definition.

Actually that's not true ... Latinos are hugely under-represented in media, entertainment, politics, everything. They should be the ones complaining now. Not sure why they're not.

And I hate cats.

SJ Bronco
10-08-2009, 10:54 PM
If Dennis Haysbert can sell insurance to all of white America (and Obama be elected president), we're living in a post-racial society, almost by definition.

Actually that's not true ... Latinos are hugely under-represented in media, entertainment, politics, everything. They should be the ones complaining now. Not sure why they're not.

And I hate cats.

You should get the debbie downer music for that. Way to kill a fun thread....

BroncoBuff
10-08-2009, 11:09 PM
Downer? You gotta be kidding! A post-racial society is a good thing.

A very good thing.

Bronco Yoda
10-08-2009, 11:37 PM
What do you mean...you people?


:Broncos:

http://cache.reelzchannel.com/assets/content/article/tropic-thunder-interview-brandon-jackson3.jpg

"I'm just ****ing with you, Kangaroo Jack! I'm sorry a dingo ate your baby."

oldustyballs
10-09-2009, 01:17 AM
Geico spends huge sums on television advertising. Three major campaigns ... Gekko, money creature with eyes and Caveman. That is a massive sum invested. Something has to suffer.

On the other hand, Allstate uses Dennis Haysbert as their commercial spokesman. Kinda makes you wonder ... big ad agencies do extensive research, and if they keep renewing Haysbert for a mainstream and pervasive service, he must appeal to a wide demographic swath. So then, where's the complainers of racism in the face of that? ???

I seen an Allstate commercial a couple years ago that didnt have Dennis Haysbert in it and I was actually pissed. The other guy just couldnt pull off the "You're in good hands with Allstate."

Pony Boy
10-09-2009, 12:20 PM
I'd hit it.

Agreed

DomCasual
10-09-2009, 12:41 PM
That's another line in the movie.

Ah, got it.

DomCasual
10-09-2009, 12:44 PM
We need to keep this thread going - there will be commercials we've forgotten, and we realize it when we see them. This is a good thread to vent.

Speaking of which - here's another one that makes me get out the fork.

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orangeatheist
10-09-2009, 12:45 PM
This commercial makes me want to stab the actor's eyes out every time he screams "Jackpot!" Most insufferable, douchiest commercial on TV.

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You do know that's "Goat Boy" from SNL, right?

http://www.faniq.com/images/blog/Goat%20Boy%202.jpg

Rohirrim
10-09-2009, 12:47 PM
The Coors Light "Question the coach" ones are waaaaaaaaay done. They were done when they started. Those make my skin crawl.

The ones I actually like are the "Messin' with Sasquatch" series. I don't know why, but they crack me up.

DomCasual
10-09-2009, 12:49 PM
Okay, and one more stupid Coors thing.

What's the deal with the blue mountains? I don't drink beer, so I guess I don't know for sure. But this seems completely worthless. When I go to the fridge to get a Coke, I can pretty much tell if it's cold enough by - oh, I don't know - TOUCHING THE BOTTLE?

Seriously, do any of you who drink Coors Light ever use the blue mountain thing?

Man-Goblin
10-09-2009, 12:49 PM
This is ourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr countryyyyyyyyyy.

Rohirrim
10-09-2009, 12:49 PM
Okay, and one more stupid Coors thing.

What's the deal with the blue mountains? I don't drink beer, so I guess I don't know for sure. But this seems completely worthless. When I go to the fridge to get a Coke, I can pretty much tell if it's cold enough by - oh, I don't know - TOUCHING THE BOTTLE?

Seriously, do any of you who drink Coors Light ever use the blue mountain thing?

Does somebody drink Coors? I agree on the blue mountain thing. That's a giant WTF?

Pony Boy
10-09-2009, 12:52 PM
Seriously, do any of you who drink Coors Light ever use the blue mountain thing?

Drinking Coor's Light is way down on my list but I guess I will wait till we have a beer thread to talk about light beers ........

Rohirrim
10-09-2009, 12:53 PM
I can no longer stand the truck commercials. Any of them. They crank up the volume and then yell at you. Wuzupwiddat? It's become the tradition in truck commercials, yelling at you. I always like the ones where you take the truck out into the pristine wilderness and then drive over everything and rip it all up. What's the message there: This truck can **** up more of the wilderness than anything else on the road! What next, will they film one with some redneck in his Chevy Tahoe running down cows? "Yeah, and with my new solid steel grill, those bovines just bounce right off!"

Kid A
10-09-2009, 07:33 PM
Okay, and one more stupid Coors thing.

What's the deal with the blue mountains? I don't drink beer, so I guess I don't know for sure. But this seems completely worthless. When I go to the fridge to get a Coke, I can pretty much tell if it's cold enough by - oh, I don't know - TOUCHING THE BOTTLE?

Seriously, do any of you who drink Coors Light ever use the blue mountain thing?

It's the most pointless gimmick yet. Makes no sense on any level, yet it's the entire selling point right now, which tells you all you need to know about the quality. Mikes Hard Lemonade did a pretty funny spoof on it.

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Rock Chalk
10-09-2009, 07:36 PM
Coors Light, crap beer, crap commercials.

Budweiser. Great beer, great commercials.

SouthCarolinaBronco
10-09-2009, 07:39 PM
There's only three words:

"Saved by zero"

I realize its a blast from last season, but it makes my skin crawl even now.

Los Broncos
10-09-2009, 07:39 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dcdi--LdAeQ/Sa1sWd8j4pI/AAAAAAAAEBg/BGX_vc32JHc/s400/wtf.jpg

:rofl:

Hogan11
10-09-2009, 07:40 PM
You do know that's "Goat Boy" from SNL, right?

http://www.faniq.com/images/blog/Goat%20Boy%202.jpg

All Jim Breuer has going for him is his always stoned look

maher_tyler
10-09-2009, 07:57 PM
The Coors Light "Question the coach" ones are waaaaaaaaay done. They were done when they started. Those make my skin crawl.

The ones I actually like are the "Messin' with Sasquatch" series. I don't know why, but they crack me up.

I think they're funny as hell...Dude: "The first person to say cowboy gets a coors light" Ditka: "Cowboy" Billick: "Cowboy" Dude: "DITKA!!" Billick: "Ahhhh MICHEAL"

TheReverend
10-09-2009, 08:22 PM
I DESPISE the commercial for the cell network that has the female Steelers fan calling all other fans to smack talk... because you know 20 annoying people like that that have no clue what they're talking about that smack talk from their band wagon front runner.

Makes me rage.