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BroncoBuff
10-08-2009, 09:22 AM
This one's worthy of The Onion ....


Broncos’ Dumervil flagged for roughing Tom Brady three days before game
Posted Thu Oct 8th by Kyle

http://broncotalk.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/elvisdumervil.jpg

Denver Broncos linebacker Elvis Dumervil was flagged for roughing New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady Thursday, three full days before the two were set to face one another on the football field.

“I saw Dumervil chasing and sacking me in my dreams,” Brady stated simply. “So I called coach (Bill Belichick), he called the NFL officials office, and they took care of it from there.”

NFL Head of Officiating Mike Pereira confirmed the penalty, citing the NFL’s publicly concerted efforts to protect the league’s signal callers and the quality of the game.

“We don’t want our star players to suffer,” Pereira said. “Let’s face it, this is a quarterback’s game, and whether it’s season-ending knee surgery or scream-inducing night terrors, our quarterbacks need to be protected.”

“I really don’t see what the big deal is,” Brady added.

Dumervil, tied for the league lead in sacks, is expected to be fined up to $15,000 for his perceived actions. Fearing further league punishment, Dumervil declined to comment.

ROFL!


From BroncoTalk via Kyle Montgomery: http://broncotalk.net/2009/10/10406/broncos-blog/broncos-dumervil-flagged-for-roughing-tom-brady-three-days-before-facing-him/

bronco militia
10-08-2009, 09:24 AM
awesome...bwaha

Tombstone RJ
10-08-2009, 09:24 AM
Classic!

Chris
10-08-2009, 09:25 AM
That is brilliant.

Rohirrim
10-08-2009, 09:25 AM
I guess they'll mark that off after the kickoff.

TheReverend
10-08-2009, 09:30 AM
That's from one of our very own posters here. Well done, Kyle. Well done.

jhns
10-08-2009, 09:31 AM
See and people try arguing that we are better coached. We have had a ton of penalties and now we are getting flagged mid-week. The coaching staff needs to prepare the players better.

BroncoBuff
10-08-2009, 09:41 AM
That's from one of our very own posters here. Well done, Kyle. Well done.

I credited him on that ... btw what's his OM name?

That story is 110% worthy of The Onion. 110% ;D

Los Broncos
10-08-2009, 09:47 AM
I really dont see what the big deal is, Brady added. :rofl:

Beantown Bronco
10-08-2009, 09:49 AM
Rumor has it, Brady is going to be listed on the injury report this weekend. Apparently he threw his shoulder out during last week's game when he was doing the "flag throwing motion" repeatedly at the refs.

bronco militia
10-08-2009, 09:50 AM
Rumor has it, Brady is going to be listed on the injury report this weekend. Apparently he threw his shoulder out during last week's game when he was doing the "flag throwing motion" repeatedly at the refs.

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lex
10-08-2009, 09:50 AM
Good stuff.

BTW, the Chicago Cubs have their own version of The Onion. Its called The Heckler. Is there anything like that in Denver for the Broncos? This offeason would have been good fodder for tongue-in-cheek humor.

BroncoBuff
10-08-2009, 09:51 AM
kmonty .... kudos!

TheReverend
10-08-2009, 09:59 AM
I credited him on that ... btw what's his OM name?

That story is 110% worthy of The Onion. 110% ;D

kmonty

kmonty
10-08-2009, 10:01 AM
;D Thanks mang

kamakazi_kal
10-08-2009, 10:01 AM
someone should troll the Pats board with this and watch the fireworks fly.

BroncoBuff
10-08-2009, 10:06 AM
someone should troll the Pats board with this and watch the fireworks fly.

I'm on that board, I think I'll go post this ....... :~ohyah!:

kamakazi_kal
10-08-2009, 10:08 AM
I'm on that board, I think I'll go post this ....... :~ohyah!:

were gonna need some quotes or a shortcut.

Dagmar
10-08-2009, 10:11 AM
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/7/73/Roflcopter.gif

TheReverend
10-08-2009, 10:15 AM
Btw: http://i31.tinypic.com/24n2mpd.jpg

Captain Bronco
10-08-2009, 10:18 AM
brilliant

Dagmar
10-08-2009, 10:21 AM
I'm on that board, I think I'll go post this ....... :~ohyah!:

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/nintendo/en/images/thumb/1/12/Young_Link.jpg/250px-Young_Link.jpg

Please.

broncobum6162
10-08-2009, 10:24 AM
I'm on that board, I think I'll go post this ....... :~ohyah!:

Waay too funny! Hilarious! ^5

Hope sonofkraftybob(sonofabiatch) is reading this!

Man-Goblin
10-08-2009, 10:30 AM
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BroncoBuff
10-08-2009, 10:46 AM
http://i31.tinypic.com/24n2mpd.jpg

Gawd I miss avatars ... :vermeil:

BroncoBuff
10-08-2009, 10:50 AM
PatriotsPlanet: http://www.patriotsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=49770


http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/sportspickle/b/b/sportspickle.69fe7fdb88a4673efb37acabede624fa.jpg

broncobum6162
10-08-2009, 11:29 AM
PatriotsPlanet: http://www.patriotsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=49770


http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/sportspickle/b/b/sportspickle.69fe7fdb88a4673efb37acabede624fa.jpg

Wow, you struck a chord! 3 pages allready. Awesome. They haven't a clue.:thumbsup:

oubronco
10-08-2009, 11:32 AM
I guess they'll mark that off after the kickoff.

No they will wait till it becomes the game winning moment

OBF1
10-08-2009, 11:36 AM
Best thing Buff has posted in months.

BroncoBuff
10-08-2009, 11:56 AM
Best thing Buff has posted in months.

Wish I could say the same for you ... sorry :(

scorpio
10-08-2009, 12:05 PM
http://imgur.com/o4qRd.jpg

Miss I.
10-08-2009, 12:12 PM
Hey Buff, here's an article about Brady in the onion from a few years back, post that at Patriot Planet...they probably like seeing brady naked ....http://www.theonion.com/content/news/confiscated_patriots_videotapes

RunSilentRunDeep
10-08-2009, 12:16 PM
Interesting, was this the inspiration (http://content.usatoday.com/communities/fantasyjoe/post/2009/10/petes-picks-colts-fans-show-their-stuff/1)?

Miss I.
10-08-2009, 12:35 PM
http://www.theonion.com/content/from_print/tom_brady_clearly_receiving - FYI

Rohirrim
10-08-2009, 12:40 PM
I love this "quote" somebody has as their sig:

I am excited to join the New York Jets. I feel that Mark Sanchez throws a very droppable ball.

- Braylon Edwards

Hilarious!

UberBroncoMan
10-08-2009, 12:41 PM
****ing brilliant article.

Eldorado
10-08-2009, 01:50 PM
Funny.

DHallblows
10-08-2009, 11:14 PM
"Originally Posted by Dwight Schrute http://www.patriotsplanet.com/BB/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.patriotsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=1265998#post1265998)
Winning cures many ills."

Drop back in when you're 5-8.
"Have you seen their schedule?

No way Denver wins less than 7 games."

You should respond to this. Because I'm not sure if he's suggesting we have an easy schedule. Cuz that'd be retarded to suggest and you should point that out...now if he means we face KC twice and Oakland once more and that means 3 more, I understand. But idk if he's suggesting that...

Bronco Yoda
10-09-2009, 12:25 AM
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Brady-Cage.jpg

hehehe...

Bronco Yoda
10-09-2009, 12:29 AM
Wish I could say the same for you ... sorry :(

"The funniest part of our board's reaction to the whole Cutler saga as actually happening now ... the lengths to which these former Jay-lovers have turned into Jay-haters, it's a scream!

The night he threw four picks against Green Bay, there was an 800-post game thread ... no kidding, EIGHT HUNDRED posts ... running all the I-told-you-so nonsense. It was like a feeding frenzy of Jay-hate. Strange how some people think hating is the way to mend a broken heart".

I gotta call you out on this one Bronco Brother... Not cool.

ZONA
10-09-2009, 01:16 AM
TAKE IT


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http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/images/09/11/p1.tuck.jpg

http://quarterbacks.org/Giants-Patriots-Superbowl/giants-patriots-brady-sack.jpg

http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2007/09/16/1189993851_8662.jpg

http://www.nysun.com/pics/1703.jpg

http://gothamist.com/attachments/jen/2008_02_sbbrady.jpg

http://photos.upi.com/topics-CAROLINA-PANTHERS-VS-NEW-ENGLAND-PATRIOTS/3a4a6b7f28d1dd14df3a9843b16f9d0b/T.jpg

http://www.sportsrejects.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/nfl_g_brady_sack_200.jpg

cutthemdown
10-09-2009, 02:18 AM
I hate Brady. I love beating him. He gets so mad and whines and cries to the refs.

I have a feeling the let Broncos hit him. Unless its blatant I don't think they will call it like last week. Broncos defense yet to have a bad reputation.

Plus Elvis too short to reach brady's head. He comes in perfect right at the waist.

GoBroncos DownUnder
10-09-2009, 05:51 AM
TAKE IT

You forgot the BEST one/s:


http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2008/02/08/1202486910_1330.jpg
http://www.etc3dot.com/images/brady_yowch.jpg

:rofl:

Hogan11
10-09-2009, 01:49 PM
The Onion? That's really cool Kmonty...I know a guy who works on the staff there, talk about a dream job.

kmonty
10-09-2009, 05:57 PM
The Onion? That's really cool Kmonty...I know a guy who works on the staff there, talk about a dream job.

Hmm I wish. :) That was just on my site.

Got picked up by SI/Hot Clicks today though, site exploded, so that was coooool. :afro:

Hogan11
10-09-2009, 06:18 PM
Hmm I wish. :) That was just on my site.

Got picked up by SI/Hot Clicks today though, site exploded, so that was coooool. :afro:

Nice :thumbs: