THE COUNTRY of TEXOARKLA

[oubronco]

THE COUNTRY of TEXOARKLA


In case things get a little tougher during the next few months, we In LOUISIANA, TEXAS , OKLAHOMA & ARKANSAS have a plan.

Maybe you don't know it, but LOUISIANA , TEXAS , OKLAHOMA , & ARKANSAS have a legal right to secede from the Union . (Reference the Texas/Louisiana-American Annexation Treaty of 1848.)

Us TEXOARKLANS love y'all Americans, but we'll probably have to take action since Barack Obama won the election and is now the President of the U.S.A. We'll miss ya'll though.

Here is what can happen:

1. Barack Hussein Obama, after becoming the President of the United States , begins to try and create a socialist country, then TEXAS , LOUISIANA , ARKANSAS and OKLAHOMA announces that they are going to secede from the Union .

2. George W. Bush becomes the President of the Republic of TEXOARKLA . You might think that he doesn't talk too pretty, but we haven't had another terrorist attack and the economy was fine until the effects of Barney Frank and the Democrats lowering the qualifications for home loans came home to roost.

So what does TEXOARKLA have to do to survive as a Republic?

1. NASA is just south of Houston , Texas . We will control the space industry.

2. We refine over 90% of the gasoline in the United States .

3. Defense Industry--we have over 65% of it. The term "Don't mess with TEXAS ," will take on a whole new meaning.

4. Oil - we can supply all the oil that the Republic of TEXOARKLA will need for the next 300 years. What will the other states do? Gee, we don't know. Why not ask Obama?

5. Natural Gas - again, we have all we need and it's too bad about those Northern States. John Kerry and AlGore will just have to figure out a way to keep them warm...

6. Computer Industry - we lead the nation in producing computer chips and communications equipment - small companies like Texas Instruments, Dell Computer, EDS, Raytheon, National Semiconductor, Motorola, Intel, AMD, Nortel, Alcatel, etc. The list goes on and on.

7. Medical Care - We have the research centers for cancer research, the best burn centers and the top trauma units in the world, as well as other large health centers.

8. We have enough colleges to keep educating and making smarter citizens: University of Texas, Texas A&M, Texas Tech, University of Oklahoma, Oklahoma State University, UL-Lafayette, UL-Monroe, University of Arkansas, LSU, LA Tech, Arkansas State University, Baylor, Rice, TCU, SMU and MANY more.

9. We have an intelligent and energetic work force and it isn't restricted by a bunch of unions. Here in TEXOARKLA, we are a Right-to-Work State and, therefore, it's every man and woman for themselves. We just go out and get the job done.. And if we don't like the way one company operates, we get a job somewhere else.

10. We have essential control of the paper, plastics, and insurance industries, etc.

11. In case of a foreign invasion, we have the TEXOARKLA National Guard, the TEXOARKLA Air National Guard, and several military bases. We don't have an Army, but since everybody down here has at least six guns and a pile of ammo, we can raise an Army in 24 hours if we need one. If the situation really gets bad, we can always call the Department of Public Safety and ask them to send over the Texas Rangers.

12. We are totally self-sufficient in beef, poultry, hogs, and several types of grain, fruit and vegetables and let's not forget seafood from the Gulf. Also, everybody down here knows how to cook them so that they taste good. We don't need any food from somewhere else.

13. FIVE of the ten largest cities in the United States and THIRTY TWO of the 100 largest cities in the United States are located in TEXOARKLA. And TEXOARKLA also has more land than California , New York , New Jersey , Connecticut , Delaware , Hawaii , Massachusetts , Maryland , Rhode Island and Vermont combined.

14. Trade: FIVE of the ten largest ports in the United States are located in TEXOARKLA.

15. We also manufacture cars down here, but we don't need to. You see, nothing rusts in TEXOARKLA so our vehicles stay beautiful and run well for decades.

This just names a few of the items that will keep the Republic of TEXOARKLA in good shape. There isn't a thing out there that we need and don't have.

Now to the rest of you folks in the United States under President Obama:

Since you won't have the refineries to get gas for your cars, only President Obama will be able to drive around in his big 9 mpg SUV. The rest of the United States will have to walk or ride bikes.

You won't have any TV as the Space Center in Houston will cut off satellite communications.

You won't have any natural gas to heat your homes, but since AlGore has predicted global warming, you will not need the gas as long as you survive the 2000 years it will take to get enough heat from Global Warming.

In other words, we're leaving it with ya!


Signed, The People of TEXOARKLA




P.S. This is not a threatening letter - just a note to give you something to think about!

Sleep well tonight 'cause the eyes of TEXOARKLA are on YOU!!

[Meck77]

The percentage of people in America with a college education would skyrocket immediately. ;D

[Rohirrim]

Good riddance. Don't let the door hit ya.

[oubronco]

Good riddance. Don't let the door hit ya.

:wave:

[SPfloppy]

As a proud son of Texas I ashamed that anyone would suggest an alliance of any sort with Oklahoma. You should be ashamed of yourself. Gig em aggies

[rastaman]

Keep dreaming OUBronco! These states on your successionist list including Oklahoma would really suffer sports wise, both professionally and amaturely at the college level.

One of the first casualties the aforementioned successionist states would suffer and the people in those states would regret, would be Jerry Jones Dallas Cowboys would be kicked out or boycotted out of the NFL! Oops didn't think about that did ya!

Every College sports in the state of Tex-ass, La. Ark. OK, etc would be prohibited from playing with any teams in the United States that have not left the union! Whats Bob Stoops and the fans going to do with Oklahoma Sooner Football Program when they realize they are no longer playing on the National stage!! Oops didn't think about that did ya!

What will the states of Tex-ass, La. Ark. OK, etc do when they come to the realization that any federal resources and tax dollars used over said years would automatically be required to be returned to the federal gov't! and if refused to do so the U.S. military, FBI, CIA, etc would have every right to come into those states to TAKE and RETURN what is rightfully belonging to the United States Gov't. Can you imagine the ass whupin! It would make Sherman's March thru Atlanta look like a picnic/cake walk. Can you imagine the shock n awe that would rain down on Okla, Tex, La., and Ark...... The successionist stats Air National Guards and Reserves would be required to return all of their equipment made and purchased with U.S. tax payer dollars and be required to start from SCRATCH and build/purchase their own equipment!

Careful what you wish for it just could come true! Also, think about this if the states you listed decided to leave the U.S., how long before these states are over taken by Mexico, Central America, and South America!!! Just imagine as punisment for leaving the Union, the states that do leave the U.S. are only allowed to travel within the boundaries of the successionist states or down south of the border with TEX-ASS.....boy would that be FUC'D UP!

But hey.....leave the U.S......and good ridance.

[TexanBob]

2010 is the key. If the Communist Party still runs the Congress after the 2010 elections, America is doomed and we need to get out before we are sucked under by a worthless dollar and exploding deficits.

Sports teams has got to be most idiotic excuse not to secede I have ever heard.

[hookemhess]

I'm pretty sure I saw this in an email with only Texas being the proposed new country.

Reminds me of a decent joke...

Three cowboys — from Oklahoma, Arkansas, and Texas—are sitting around a campfire. The Okie gloats, “Just the other day, a bull gored six men in the corral, but I wrestled it to the ground with my hands.” The Arkansan replies, “Oh, yeah? Yesterday a 15-foot rattler came at me, so I grabbed it, bit its head off, and spit the poison into a spittoon 15 yards away.” The Texan stays quiet, slowly stirring the coals with his dick.

[jhat01]

Can you guys take Mississippi and Alabama with you too? Pretty please?

[epicSocialism4tw]

Change I can believe in.

[rastaman]

2010 is the key. If the Communist Party still runs the Congress after the 2010 elections, America is doomed and we need to get out before we are sucked under by a worthless dollar and exploding deficits.

Sports teams has got to be most idiotic excuse not to secede I have ever heard.

You obviously don't know how much these "Hick" States love their SPORTS!:yayaya:

Hee-Haw states of America love their sports too much to ever secede.....what! Are you Stupid or what?;)

[rastaman]

Can you guys take Mississippi and Alabama with you too? Pretty please?

These Li'l Abner States ain't going anywhere.....there just talking shiiiat. Believe me, they aren't going to secede.

[rastaman]

Change I can believe in.

Bub-bye....TEX-ASS.....don't let the door hit ya where satan spilt ya!:~ohyah!:

[rastaman]

2010 is the key. If the Communist Party still runs the Congress after the 2010 elections, America is doomed and we need to get out before we are sucked under by a worthless dollar and exploding deficits.

Sports teams has got to be most idiotic excuse not to secede I have ever heard.

Surely you're not dumb enough to believe that America wants the return
to "Predatory Facsist GOP Capitalism-Democracy to get back into power again so soon do you?LOL

And stop crying suddenly about the "Worthless Dollar"! Beginning with Reagan Nomics and 20 years of Republican Presidents, Republican De-regulation, and Republican off-shoring of American manufacturing is why the Dollar is shrinking!

[frerottenextelway]

2010 is the key. If the Communist Party still runs the Congress after the 2010 elections, America is doomed and we need to get out before we are sucked under by a worthless dollar and exploding deficits.

Sports teams has got to be most idiotic excuse not to secede I have ever heard.

If you hate America so much, don't be here. I'm sure Canada or France or Mexico will be happy to have you.

[Arkie]

Can I have dual citizenship? I live on the AR/MO border and I prefer the AR side.

[L.A. BRONCOS FAN]

2. George W. Bush becomes the President of the Republic of TEXOARKLA .

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

I knew if I kept reading I'd get to that part.

[L.A. BRONCOS FAN]

These Li'l Abner States ain't going anywhere.....there just talking shiiiat. Believe me, they aren't going to secede.

Yep.

They're WAY too dependent on those handouts from the federal government.

RED STATE WELFARE QUEENS

http://www.niagarafallsreporter.com/column189.html

[L.A. BRONCOS FAN]

Texoarkla law enforcement...

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[TailgateNut]

The percentage of people in America with a college education would skyrocket immediately. ;D


No doubt in my mind.

[broncofan7]

THE COUNTRY of TEXOARKLA


In case things get a little tougher during the next few months, we In LOUISIANA, TEXAS , OKLAHOMA & ARKANSAS have a plan.

Maybe you don't know it, but LOUISIANA , TEXAS , OKLAHOMA , & ARKANSAS have a legal right to secede from the Union . (Reference the Texas/Louisiana-American Annexation Treaty of 1848.)

Us TEXOARKLANS love y'all Americans, but we'll probably have to take action since Barack Obama won the election and is now the President of the U.S.A. We'll miss ya'll though.

Here is what can happen:

1. Barack Hussein Obama, after becoming the President of the United States , begins to try and create a socialist country, then TEXAS , LOUISIANA , ARKANSAS and OKLAHOMA announces that they are going to secede from the Union .

2. George W. Bush becomes the President of the Republic of TEXOARKLA . You might think that he doesn't talk too pretty, but we haven't had another terrorist attack and the economy was fine until the effects of Barney Frank and the Democrats lowering the qualifications for home loans came home to roost.

So what does TEXOARKLA have to do to survive as a Republic?

1. NASA is just south of Houston , Texas . We will control the space industry.

2. We refine over 90% of the gasoline in the United States .

3. Defense Industry--we have over 65% of it. The term "Don't mess with TEXAS ," will take on a whole new meaning.

4. Oil - we can supply all the oil that the Republic of TEXOARKLA will need for the next 300 years. What will the other states do? Gee, we don't know. Why not ask Obama?

5. Natural Gas - again, we have all we need and it's too bad about those Northern States. John Kerry and AlGore will just have to figure out a way to keep them warm...

6. Computer Industry - we lead the nation in producing computer chips and communications equipment - small companies like Texas Instruments, Dell Computer, EDS, Raytheon, National Semiconductor, Motorola, Intel, AMD, Nortel, Alcatel, etc. The list goes on and on.

7. Medical Care - We have the research centers for cancer research, the best burn centers and the top trauma units in the world, as well as other large health centers.

8. We have enough colleges to keep educating and making smarter citizens: University of Texas, Texas A&M, Texas Tech, University of Oklahoma, Oklahoma State University, UL-Lafayette, UL-Monroe, University of Arkansas, LSU, LA Tech, Arkansas State University, Baylor, Rice, TCU, SMU and MANY more.

9. We have an intelligent and energetic work force and it isn't restricted by a bunch of unions. Here in TEXOARKLA, we are a Right-to-Work State and, therefore, it's every man and woman for themselves. We just go out and get the job done.. And if we don't like the way one company operates, we get a job somewhere else.

10. We have essential control of the paper, plastics, and insurance industries, etc.

11. In case of a foreign invasion, we have the TEXOARKLA National Guard, the TEXOARKLA Air National Guard, and several military bases. We don't have an Army, but since everybody down here has at least six guns and a pile of ammo, we can raise an Army in 24 hours if we need one. If the situation really gets bad, we can always call the Department of Public Safety and ask them to send over the Texas Rangers.

12. We are totally self-sufficient in beef, poultry, hogs, and several types of grain, fruit and vegetables and let's not forget seafood from the Gulf. Also, everybody down here knows how to cook them so that they taste good. We don't need any food from somewhere else.

13. FIVE of the ten largest cities in the United States and THIRTY TWO of the 100 largest cities in the United States are located in TEXOARKLA. And TEXOARKLA also has more land than California , New York , New Jersey , Connecticut , Delaware , Hawaii , Massachusetts , Maryland , Rhode Island and Vermont combined.

14. Trade: FIVE of the ten largest ports in the United States are located in TEXOARKLA.

15. We also manufacture cars down here, but we don't need to. You see, nothing rusts in TEXOARKLA so our vehicles stay beautiful and run well for decades.

This just names a few of the items that will keep the Republic of TEXOARKLA in good shape. There isn't a thing out there that we need and don't have.

Now to the rest of you folks in the United States under President Obama:

Since you won't have the refineries to get gas for your cars, only President Obama will be able to drive around in his big 9 mpg SUV. The rest of the United States will have to walk or ride bikes.

You won't have any TV as the Space Center in Houston will cut off satellite communications.

You won't have any natural gas to heat your homes, but since AlGore has predicted global warming, you will not need the gas as long as you survive the 2000 years it will take to get enough heat from Global Warming.

In other words, we're leaving it with ya!


Signed, The People of TEXOARKLA




P.S. This is not a threatening letter - just a note to give you something to think about!

Sleep well tonight 'cause the eyes of TEXOARKLA are on YOU!!

That's RIGHT! SUCK IT you commies! We are 'a leavin'! :rofl:

[Spider]

and the real sad part is the south is some real pretty country , like a sunset in Tenn. over the smokey mountains , or the blue ridge mountains , seeing FLA , but damn if that part of the country isnt infested with Idiots ....... See I also like the North east , Man from the finger lakes area on up to Nova Scotia , specially in the fall , the heartland green pastures , rollin hills . the Rockies are a sight to see ,the deserts at night , if you listen , you can hear the music the creatures there make , hell even Cali and the Northwest .Just to put it simple , I love this country from the pacific, to the Atlantic , from Canada to the gulf .........Maybe thats why I love truck drivin so much ..

[TailgateNut]

and the real sad part is the south is some real pretty country , like a sunset in Tenn. over the smokey mountains , or the blue ridge mountains , seeing FLA , but damn if that part of the country isnt infested with Idiots ....... See I also like the North east , Man from the finger lakes area on up to Nova Scotia , specially in the fall , the heartland green pastures , rollin hills . the Rockies are a sight to see ,the deserts at night , if you listen , you can hear the music the creatures there make , hell even Cali and the Northwest .Just to put it simple , I love this country from the pacific, to the Atlantic , from Canada to the gulf .........Maybe thats why I love truck drivin so much ..

USA, USA, USA!!!!!!

I also love doing "road trips". I just avoid Texas like the plague.:wiggle:

I think that living so close to the equator, the earth spins so fast, that the "G-forces" tend to suck their braincells out of their heads.

[Spider]

USA, USA, USA!!!!!!

I also love doing "road trips". I just avoid Texas like the plague.:wiggle:

I think that living so close to the equator, the earth spins so fast, that the "G-forces" tend to suck their braincells out of their heads.

;D That explains alot :D

[TailgateNut]

;D That explains alot :D

I tried to figure it out while I was stationed there, but I was too young, and preoccupied with trying to get the **** out of there.:~ohyah!:

The IQ levels , and my morale increased as soon as I hit the Arkansas state line. :~ohyah!:

[hookemhess]

I tried to figure it out while I was stationed there, but I was too young, and preoccupied with trying to get the **** out of there.:~ohyah!:

The IQ levels , and my morale increased as soon as I hit the Arkansas state line. :~ohyah!:

What's your beef with Texas?

Ever been to Austin?

[TailgateNut]

What's your beef with Texas?

Ever been to Austin?


Texas might be alright if there weren't any Texans there.

[SPfloppy]

Colorado might be alright if not for all the wierdos there...

[L.A. BRONCOS FAN]

Texas might be alright if there weren't any Texans there.

Or if there was a whole lot more ZZ Top, Eric Johnson, and Stevie Ray Vaughan and less GWB.

[atomicbloke]

Will this new country continue to ban interracial marriages?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091015/ap_on_re_us/us_interracial_rebuff

[broncofan7]

Will this new country continue to ban interracial marriages?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091015/ap_on_re_us/us_interracial_rebuff

That is DISGRACEFUL. Whenever someone puts their personal beliefs ahead of their professional duties that person needs to be removed for that position....Isn't this 2009? Good grief.

[spdirty]

Colorado might be alright if not for all the wierdos there...

Yeah we have a lot of Texans that move here.

[SPfloppy]

^if they left Texas for Colorado than they were banished under pain of death