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tsiguy96
10-05-2009, 11:05 AM
its not gonna be pretty. 78-3. prater goes 1/7 in FG attempts but makes a 64 yarder that bounces of paxtons head to split the uprights.

BroncoBuff
10-05-2009, 11:07 AM
We should be favored, and we'll probably win actually.

Oh, you were being sarcastic! ... I get it (not really).

Merlin
10-05-2009, 11:10 AM
We will probably lose by at least 4 TDs. Brady, Moss and Welker, there is no way this D can come close to containing them, much less stopping them.

gtown
10-05-2009, 11:10 AM
49-2. Brady throws seven TDs. He gets so bored throwing on our defense that he decides to take a rest in the endzone for a safety.

skpac1001
10-05-2009, 11:16 AM
I think it will be close. During the last twenty seconds, Brady gets the ball while we are nursing a 3 point lead. It is 4th down, and he flings a ball up for a triple covered Moss. One of our players tips it up away from Moss, the others tackle Moss, but in a stunning turn of Karma, the referee comes from nowhere, plucks the ball out of the air, and runs 50 yards for the game winning score. He also manages to run down the clock by calling for a 10 second runoff after the play. We run back the resulting kickoff for a touchdown, but it is called back for Roughing the QB. Stunning loss for the Broncos.

Los Broncos
10-05-2009, 11:19 AM
By at least a safety.

Archer81
10-05-2009, 11:21 AM
Ask Broncofan7. Apparently the rankings determine game outcomes before they happen.

My prediction though is NE Infinity plus 3, Denver -22. Tom Brady is just so handsome...how can we ever get around that?


:Broncos:

BMarsh615
10-05-2009, 11:27 AM
its not gonna be pretty. 78-3. prater goes 1/7 in FG attempts but makes a 64 yarder that bounces of paxtons head to split the uprights.

Let Spider do these threads.

Broncoman13
10-05-2009, 11:32 AM
I agree. It's only "cool" when someone cool starts the thread. DOH!

Miss I.
10-05-2009, 11:39 AM
Ask Broncofan7. Apparently the rankings determine game outcomes before they happen.

My prediction though is NE Infinity plus 3, Denver -22. Tom Brady is just so handsome...how can we ever get around that?


:Broncos:

for you, because I love you sir...;D (and also I never get tired of this video).

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Natedog24
10-05-2009, 11:40 AM
By over 9000

tsiguy96
10-05-2009, 11:43 AM
i did same thread last week and someone else did it week 1. funny though, go ahead spider make the same thread.

BMarsh615
10-05-2009, 11:43 AM
I agree. It's only "cool" when someone cool starts the thread. DOH!

I didn't mean to sound rude or insult tsiguy in any way. We are 4-0 with Spider's threads, I just want the good mojo, that is all.

BTW who said Spider is cool Ha!

BMarsh615
10-05-2009, 11:44 AM
i did same thread last week and someone else did it week 1. funny though, go ahead spider make the same thread.
I must have missed it. I wasn't trying to be a jackass, just trying to see the Broncos go 5-0!Booya!

UberBroncoMan
10-05-2009, 11:45 AM
The NFL makes a deal with alien life forms to give Brady a belt that creates a shield around him that nothing can come into but the ball can come out of. He throws for at least 15 TD's and as he gets bored he walks the rest in.

Our entire offense on the other hand doesn't make it to the game due to a ton of unrelated incidents the day prior to the game and we end up starting Darryl Strawberry completely alone vs their entire defense.

We score no points, and the number NE scores is so high that to think about it would cause mental retardation.

tsiguy96
10-05-2009, 11:46 AM
I must have missed it. I wasn't trying to be a jackass, just trying to see the Broncos go 5-0!Booya!

in order to go 5-0, someone si gonna have to **** up the patriots GPS and send them to utah. if they show up, broncos prolly wont even take the field.

Miss I.
10-05-2009, 11:50 AM
Just out of curiosity, but didn't we beat NE before, with Jake Plummer under center no less?

prunch
10-05-2009, 11:52 AM
Not only does Brady pass for over 700 yard and 8 TDs but he impregnates 14 women in the stadium.

Tombstone RJ
10-05-2009, 11:53 AM
Tom Terrific manages to win this game with his dazzling good looks! Broncos have no chance against his pearly whites and electric smile. He's sooo great that McD hands him the keys to the city of Denver and then yes, hugs him ala BMarsh style!

Can he be any more perfect? Winning and not even playing?!?! How does he do it?

TheElusiveKyleOrton
10-05-2009, 11:58 AM
Our defense isn't for real. I mean, beating Dallas was nice, but they're still not for real.

For real.

Patriots 99, Denver 5. A field goal and the Pats stepping out the back of the end zone for a safety.

Even Dreamboat knows:

Tom Brady (on WEEI) about Josh McDaniels: "I would love to give him his first NFL loss..."

Miss I.
10-05-2009, 11:59 AM
Not only does Brady pass for over 700 yard and 8 TDs but he impregnates 14 women in the stadium.

Damn, I am getting on the plane now...oh wait, he's playing Tampa at Wembley, perhaps that...ummm...Tommy in England...why does this remind me of something...I know....

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Archer81
10-05-2009, 12:00 PM
Not only does Brady pass for over 700 yard and 8 TDs but he impregnates 14 women in the stadium.


Just by pointing at them and saying...you.


:Broncos:

mr007
10-05-2009, 12:03 PM
I think our D will have a tough time holding the Patriots under 10 points. If our offense can click like it has the potential to, this will be a great game.

We're not gonna win this one by putting 17 on the board.

Mogulseeker
10-05-2009, 12:03 PM
100+ points if they let them play the whole game.

I doubt it goes past to 3rd quarter, though. All our players will have been injured by then, and we wont have enough left to field a team and forced to forfeit.

I think the score will be 83-3 at the end of 3.

Old Dude
10-05-2009, 12:06 PM
Maybe they'll laugh themselves to death and forfeit when they see our throwbacks.


















Nah. Nevermind. These guys play Buffalo twice a year already, so there's no chance of killing them with bad fashion choices.

Anaximines
10-05-2009, 12:25 PM
honestly, we're going to lose sooner than later whether it's next week or not and I hope this team doesn't fall too hard when that happens.

rmsanger
10-05-2009, 12:26 PM
I feel a lefthanded plummer pass combined with a pick 6 is on the way...

OBF1
10-05-2009, 12:50 PM
I think our defense is for real, King Brady will stuggle to hit the century mark. Junior Seau comes back to lead Pat's D.

The King of New England 89 Denver 7