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alkemical
10-05-2009, 11:57 AM
Just an observation:

A public pittance. Stand before the group and tell us how WRONG you are. Absolve your sins.

http://www.ruid.com/photos/original/53143-8xn9sn7cz3exyhw2swy8.jpg

Repent before the congregation. Tell us how Evil your thoughts were about McDaniels and Orton.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8Q8EreU1zhI/SV44nJGeCmI/AAAAAAAAABA/jzEt72OJn0M/s320/eyeswideshut_redemption.jpg


You shall cast out all good thoughts about what Shanahan had, or what Cutler had.

REPENT

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/i/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/tdy-090204-snuggies-crew.jpg


You shall have no other thought than what the OM says

You shall have no other say than what the OM says.

You are now....ONE OF US!

http://www.snuggiecult.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/snugcon5.jpg

Eldorado
10-05-2009, 11:58 AM
!st1

Eldorado
10-05-2009, 12:00 PM
http://www.ruid.com/photos/original/53143-8xn9sn7cz3exyhw2swy8.jpg



Is that his knee?

SureShot
10-05-2009, 12:24 PM
Awesome

Broncomutt
10-05-2009, 12:25 PM
Is that his knee?

I think that's ames....

haha, j/k:angel:

_Oro_
10-05-2009, 12:27 PM
lol

Broncoman13
10-05-2009, 12:33 PM
I think that's ames....

haha, j/k:angel:

Hahaha that was funny.

Rohirrim
10-05-2009, 12:40 PM
http://www.snuggiecult.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/snugcon5.jpg

I think the guy in the light green is trying to cop a feel.

Archer81
10-05-2009, 12:42 PM
http://www.snuggiecult.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/snugcon5.jpg

I think the guy in the light green is trying to cop a feel.


He is not one of us...he clearly is not looking up...


:Broncos:

alkemical
10-05-2009, 01:19 PM
Seriously though - some of you people are nuts...

and for me to say that.... you know you have gone off the deepend.

OBF1
10-05-2009, 01:38 PM
I repent.... What in the world was I thinking when I figured the Bronco's (under shanny or Coach McDaniels) would be no better than 6-10. At this point the record does not matter, the play on field and the attitude the team is showing is much better than I could even dreamed of.

I bow to the greatness known as Josh McDaniels :notworthy:

DenverBrit
10-05-2009, 01:40 PM
Ok, which one is Gaffney??

http://www.snuggiecult.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/snugcon5.jpg

Miss I.
10-05-2009, 01:41 PM
how come they don't have tinfoil on their heads? ;D

DenverBrit
10-05-2009, 01:44 PM
how come they don't have tinfoil on their heads? ;D

You should have known better than to ask. ;D

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b242/b123clrk/tinfoilthong.jpg

TheReverend
10-05-2009, 01:48 PM
^^^disgusting


ps. in on first page

Cito Pelon
10-05-2009, 04:52 PM
^^^disgusting


ps. in on first page

You wouldn't tap that?

Cito Pelon
10-05-2009, 04:53 PM
What's a "public pittance"?

TheReverend
10-05-2009, 04:58 PM
You wouldn't tap that?

No thank you. I didn't order any cottage cheese.

DenverBrit
10-05-2009, 06:12 PM
No thank you. I didn't order any cottage cheese.

That's just a little hail damage. :~ohyah!:

L.A. BRONCOS FAN
10-05-2009, 06:17 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8Q8EreU1zhI/SV44nJGeCmI/AAAAAAAAABA/jzEt72OJn0M/s320/eyeswideshut_redemption.jpg


Eyes Wide Shut?

Great movie! :thumbs:

HAT
10-05-2009, 06:34 PM
that's just a little hail damage. :~ohyah!:

lol

baja
10-05-2009, 06:41 PM
I'm not a sinner I guessed right.

SouthStndJunkie
10-05-2009, 06:54 PM
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bronco militia
10-06-2009, 09:00 AM
Eyes Wide Shut?

Great movie! :thumbs:

LOL

that's the funniest thing you've ever posted

Dudeskey
10-06-2009, 09:19 AM
One of us....
http://membres.lycos.fr/erinyx/ns5-ref.jpg

broncofan7
10-06-2009, 09:24 AM
You should have known better than to ask. ;D

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b242/b123clrk/tinfoilthong.jpg

That is a sloppy A$$.........

Rohirrim
10-06-2009, 09:51 AM
Dortoh would hit it.

baja
10-06-2009, 09:56 AM
Dortoh would hit it.

LOL Dummy that is Dortoh



http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b242/b123clrk/tinfoilthong.jpg

Rohirrim
10-06-2009, 09:58 AM
LOL Dummy that is Dortoh



http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b242/b123clrk/tinfoilthong.jpg

Hilarious!

TheDave
10-06-2009, 10:11 AM
Just an observation:

A public pittance. Stand before the group and tell us how WRONG you are. Absolve your sins.


Hey now... The fact is I was wrong. I gave a lot of people a lot of **** before the season started.

I earned a public flogging. ;D

alkemical
10-06-2009, 10:18 AM
Hey now... The fact is I was wrong. I gave a lot of people a lot of **** before the season started.

I earned a public flogging. ;D

First example of checklist

* Milieu control Cults seek to control members' sources of information and social interaction. They encourage members to sever communication and relationships with friends and family members.

* Infallibility, or "The Sacred Science" Cults teach that the chosen philosophy or experiential panacea forms the only possible path to salvation. Cults discourage critical and rational thinking. Persons who question or challenge what the cult offers are denied access or exiled.

* Demand for purity Cults have unreachably high standards for the behavior of their members.

* Confession Even trivial violations of the group's demand for purity must be confessed immediately and thoroughly, often to a large group.

* Loading the language Cults redefine common words and use glib thought-terminating catchphrases as an answer to questions. The constant use of acronyms and abbreviations by some cults has a similar thought-terminating effect.

Additionally, many cults are described as having the following characteristics, though they are not as unique to cults as the behaviours listed above:

* Authoritarianism -- Control of the organization stems from an absolute leader or a small circle of elite commanders. Often the cult's leadership is glorified with a vast personality cult. The leader may be recognized as divine, or even as God.

* Secret doctrines - certain "secret" (esoteric) teachings that must not ever be revealed to the outside world

* Promised Ones - members of the cult are encouraged to believe they were chosen, or made their choice to join the cult, because they are special or superior

* Fire-and-Brimstone - leaving the cult, or failing at one's endeavor to complete the requirements to achieve its panacea, will result in consequences greater than if one had never joined the cult in the first place.

* Shunning -- members who leave may not contact members who remain.

* Mystical Manipulation - Cults ascribe events to supernatural influences even where such influences do not exist.


Second example of checklist

The following characteristics need not all apply to every case, but the more of them that do apply, the more likely this is a cult:

* The group has a firm hierarchical structure and is led by one person or a small group of people who rule absolutely.
* The leader or leading body is not accountable to anyone (on earth).
* The leaders claim to have a special mission.
* The group has a clear view of their enemy.
* The leaders direct admiration, reverence and maybe even worship to themselves.
* The group exerts a total control over its members. Thinking and behavior in everyday matters is prescribed.
* The group applies a double standard (behaves differently towards their own group and towards outsiders).
* The group portrays itself as something new and exclusive or as the only true version of a larger religion.
* The teachings of the group are (at least in part) not open to the public but only to members or even only to some inner or advanced circle.
* New members are introduced to the teachings only gradually.
* There is a discrepancy between the way the group presents itself to the public and the way it is seen by neutral outsiders.

[edit] Total control

This has four basic aspects:

* Control of behavior and activities: The way of life is rigidly laid down in detail (dress, food, contacts, music, motion pictures, computer and video games, Web sites, rites to be observed) and members are kept so busy that little spare time remains.

* Thought control: Cults teach their members techniques to stop thinking processes involving questions or doubts immediately. Criticism is labelled unethical or sinful.

* Control of emotions and feelings: Members are kept under control by means of feelings of guilt and fear which supposedly can only be relieved by means of the group.

* Information control: Access to independent information, education and culture is reduced or forbidden. Contact with former members is forbidden.

These techniques make a mature, critical reflection of one's attitudes and the one-sided information given by the group largely impossible.

TheDave
10-06-2009, 10:22 AM
* Thought control: Cults teach their members techniques to stop thinking processes involving questions or doubts immediately. Criticism is labelled unethical or sinful.



Fine... I'm in a cult. :approve:

Now pardon me while I go worship the pic of TSI in his superfan costume.

alkemical
10-06-2009, 10:31 AM
Fine... I'm in a cult. :approve:

Now pardon me while I go worship the pic of TSI in his superfan costume.

lol :)

DenverBrit
10-06-2009, 10:59 AM
That is a sloppy A$$.........

I doubt yours is any less 'sloppy' after you pull your head out. ;D

alkemical
10-20-2009, 08:06 AM
Get ready for some more after this win.

gunns
10-20-2009, 08:15 AM
I confess I didn't like McDaniels lying. Lie to me all you want Coach!

I confess I didn't like the McDaniels hiring as I thought he would focus on the offense like Shanahan and that was reinforced when he took Moreno. I humbly acquiesce to your brillance and my blindness.

alkemical
11-26-2010, 10:00 AM
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQxM2AE8AsMzxUDfCaOSS9ukcZEUnv1l cd_9gybUMnY_UGQ51FNJQ

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTWd2UhoNu91XwjB6ZP9PD__NQ8evhAw XGRUSwj-_15VCUixx7yuA

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR9Y8yNjiXdSmL0cGf72Lp00UiIqlo4Q E0dsmoI7zxGTyjCknsC

alkemical
11-26-2010, 10:03 AM
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS3-VtgRBN-3jABPmQzZw8jCkNX3N0C0E6Nc2NX33bO3goQ1f10Ew

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSHnONTotUhBpLaI46Tnl1cvJmfN5Uf_ BwZ1UoWWGHGOsLZphQtRA

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ3DcX-XwxzWkMIWHGcF9SI1R4R81hAL5FPB3CCDisj_DtaBPQ-

alkemical
11-26-2010, 10:07 AM
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ_3grmnn3bSto3bIIaGGlth7FLKkVyk qpfMwaPW_z2--tCHI5u

alkemical
11-26-2010, 10:08 AM
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSoZHepoaOOs7UuYq1ScJW86gPYNS82J H4dWlu0UKK5sXZQry-G5A

gyldenlove
11-26-2010, 10:09 AM
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ_3grmnn3bSto3bIIaGGlth7FLKkVyk qpfMwaPW_z2--tCHI5u

Oh god, that is the creapiest **** I have seen in a long time, that is like a teletubby giving birth.

DenverBrit
11-26-2010, 10:43 AM
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSoZHepoaOOs7UuYq1ScJW86gPYNS82J H4dWlu0UKK5sXZQry-G5A

Nothing like embarrassing the entire family. Ha!

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Kaylore
11-26-2010, 11:44 AM
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ_3grmnn3bSto3bIIaGGlth7FLKkVyk qpfMwaPW_z2--tCHI5u

Quaiiiiiddddd!!!

Flex Gunmetal
11-26-2010, 11:50 AM
Quaiiiiiddddd!!!

lol beat me to it.




Pls stop reposting that terrible ass. Thanks

Miss I.
11-26-2010, 11:52 AM
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSHnONTotUhBpLaI46Tnl1cvJmfN5Uf_ BwZ1UoWWGHGOsLZphQtRA

Don't know why, but all of a sudden I want a COOOOOKIE! ;D

gunns
11-26-2010, 11:58 AM
I confess I didn't like McDaniels lying. Lie to me all you want Coach!

I confess I didn't like the McDaniels hiring as I thought he would focus on the offense like Shanahan and that was reinforced when he took Moreno. I humbly acquiesce to your brillance and my blindness.

Guess I was right and wrong here. Does that make me a schizophrenic member?

TheElusiveKyleOrton
11-26-2010, 01:26 PM
I want you to admit that God is a myth, and that you are a false prophet.

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:BP6aSgsiGouOHM:http://www.americanrhetoric.com/images/therewillbebloodranchers1.JPG&t=1

Bronco Yoda
11-26-2010, 01:29 PM
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSHnONTotUhBpLaI46Tnl1cvJmfN5Uf_ BwZ1UoWWGHGOsLZphQtRA


Is that Teddy-Tebow?

Hogan11
11-26-2010, 01:32 PM
Just an observation:

A public pittance. Stand before the group and tell us how WRONG you are. Absolve your sins.

Never!!!! More Kool Aid!!!!

http://www.chrisseddon.com/images/jim-jones.png

OBF1
11-26-2010, 01:45 PM
Holy cow... Josh, is that you???

Bronco Yoda
11-26-2010, 02:07 PM
Is it wrong that I made a crotch hole in my snuggie?

broncosteven
11-26-2010, 06:08 PM
Is it wrong that I made a crotch hole in my snuggie?

Glory hole snuggie?

Los Broncos
11-26-2010, 06:32 PM
Glory hole snuggie?

oh man thats gay LOL

KipCorrington25
11-26-2010, 06:46 PM
oh man thats gay LOL

Bob has one it's in the back though... ROFL!

broncosteven
11-26-2010, 07:05 PM
oh man thats gay LOL

Not my cup of tea but my buddie and his wife did it through a big piece of cardboard once.

theAPAOps5
11-26-2010, 07:31 PM
Not my cup of tea but my buddie and his wife did it through a big piece of cardboard once.

I always think that when people say they have a buddy that usually means them! :angel:

Brewer
11-26-2010, 07:58 PM
I always think that when people say they have a buddy that usually means them! :angel:


When you spell it "buddie" you're definitely refering to yourself. ROFL!

Lev Vyvanse
11-26-2010, 09:35 PM
http://dualinity.wippiespace.com/pics/attention-whore-advisory-system.jpg

Lev Vyvanse
11-26-2010, 09:40 PM
Amesj523 has been on high alert for years.

Los Broncos
11-27-2010, 01:31 AM
Not my cup of tea but my buddie and his wife did it through a big piece of cardboard once.

With a woman it would be sweet, Gene would agree.

Los Broncos
11-27-2010, 01:33 AM
Bob has one it's in the back though... ROFL!

Yeah he takes big aids 15 inch donkey dongs :strong:

alkemical
09-16-2011, 09:12 AM
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS7q6HcuyIVGG5Q7vY70NE3a3BchkKpV 1ItzGZ-ApPdaabrGwq1

Kaylore
09-16-2011, 09:42 AM
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS7q6HcuyIVGG5Q7vY70NE3a3BchkKpV 1ItzGZ-ApPdaabrGwq1

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/30cu9tljpg.gif

baja
09-16-2011, 10:10 AM
Seriously though - some of you people are nuts...

and for me to say that.... you know you have gone off the deepend.


People need distractions now more than ever, Reality is just too damn frightening.

baja
09-16-2011, 10:13 AM
No thank you. I didn't order any cottage cheese.

Ah to be young and stupid again, Er no thanks......

BroncoBuff
09-16-2011, 11:23 AM
Good bump, Josh. Finally a thread that does not mention quarterbacks.

broncocalijohn
09-16-2011, 11:33 AM
Ok, which one is Gaffney??

http://www.snuggiecult.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/snugcon5.jpg

Gaffney is the one hanging from ceiling. All those hours and time he spent on conspiracy theories? 12 total followers and one green rob guy undercover FBI agent.

Gort
09-16-2011, 12:11 PM
* The teachings of the group are (at least in part) not open to the public but only to members or even only to some inner or advanced circle.
* New members are introduced to the teachings only gradually.


http://imgur.com/W6oo0.gif

TailgateNut
09-16-2011, 12:20 PM
Good bump, Josh. Finally a thread that does not mention quarterbacks.

Who do you think all those snuggettes are admiring?
It's the allmighty TimBow!:~ohyah!:




Do I hear a harp?;D

alkemical
11-15-2011, 12:27 PM
https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRYWM8c5h3PrAg8Eb3fg-WXOzuCUTPKSIMvu6DT9o7MGnVOz2ao

**This post does not reflect an endorsement pro/con of Tim Tebow.

bendog
11-15-2011, 12:38 PM
LOL

that's the funniest thing you've ever posted

hey, kidman is essetially a porn scene was not a bad thing for me. But how did the mask from the orgy get onto Kidman's pillow?

DomCasual
11-15-2011, 12:38 PM
It would be best if you turned up your sound really loud. These neon-clad, black men have a message they need to share with you!

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/7xxgRUyzgs0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Shotgun Willie
11-15-2011, 01:34 PM
the play on field and the attitude the team is showing is much better than I could even dreamed of.

I bow to the greatness known as Josh McDaniels :notworthy:

A+

RhymesayersDU
11-15-2011, 01:41 PM
It would be best if you turned up your sound really loud. These neon-clad, black men have a message they need to share with you!

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/7xxgRUyzgs0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

C.M. PUNK.

That One Guy
11-15-2011, 09:51 PM
hey, kidman is essetially a porn scene was not a bad thing for me. But how did the mask from the orgy get onto Kidman's pillow?

I have no idea what this is a reference to but I'm intrigued.

theAPAOps5
11-15-2011, 09:54 PM
I have no idea what this is a reference to but I'm intrigued.

Eyes Wide Shut

That One Guy
11-15-2011, 09:56 PM
Eyes Wide Shut

Thanks. Never heard of it. I'm always interested in checking out some orgy'in though.

Except Caligula... those orgies were always traps..

Archer81
11-15-2011, 10:22 PM
Thanks. Never heard of it. I'm always interested in checking out some orgy'in though.

Except Caligula... those orgies were always traps..


Eyes wide shut my ass. Its film of a scientology meeting.


:Broncos:

That One Guy
11-15-2011, 10:23 PM
Eyes wide shut my ass. Its film of a scientology meeting.


:Broncos:

But is there or is there not a hot orgy?

Archer81
11-15-2011, 10:28 PM
But is there or is there not a hot orgy?


There is an orgy. Hot is hard for me to say. Just knowing Tom Cruise was there (with a mask on...but still) killed any hottness for me.


:Broncos:

That One Guy
11-15-2011, 10:34 PM
There is an orgy. Hot is hard for me to say. Just knowing Tom Cruise was there (with a mask on...but still) killed any hottness for me.


:Broncos:

It's not really my area of expertise but... it would appear you're a terrible gay guy. Can't a comment like the above get you excommunicated from the community or something?

Archer81
11-15-2011, 10:41 PM
It's not really my area of expertise but... it would appear you're a terrible gay guy. Can't a comment like the above get you excommunicated from the community or something?


Yes. But I figured I was out when I said Madonna is overrated, Cher is old, men in capris is a horrible idea, I dont get my eyebrows waxed and lisping and limp wrists are learned affectations.

I also voted republican in 2004. If nothing else did it, that did.

:Broncos:

Taco John
11-16-2011, 01:07 AM
Yes. But I figured I was out when I said Madonna is overrated, Cher is old, men in capris is a horrible idea, I dont get my eyebrows waxed and lisping and limp wrists are learned affectations.

I also voted republican in 2004. If nothing else did it, that did.

:Broncos:


Plus I heard you wear Levis.

sinuous sausage
11-16-2011, 08:24 AM
Seriously though - some of you people are nuts...

and for me to say that.... you know you have gone off the deepend.

I went off the Depends. Was pretty ****ty, pun intended and everything!

sinuous sausage
11-16-2011, 08:26 AM
Yes. But I figured I was out when I said Madonna is overrated, Cher is old, men in capris is a horrible idea, I dont get my eyebrows waxed and lisping and limp wrists are learned affectations.

I also voted republican in 2004. If nothing else did it, that did.

:Broncos:

No self-respecting person waxes their brows anymore. All thread for this gay.

Archer81
11-16-2011, 10:41 AM
Plus I heard you wear Levis.


They are comfy.


:Broncos: