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DemonEagles
10-01-2009, 10:55 AM
I think the chiefs are so bad flordia can beat them and I made some plays to help tebow and company

DemonEagles
10-01-2009, 10:56 AM
tebow recieved direct snap heads over and snakes his penis at tamba hali which causes everyone to chase tebow then tebow hands it off on a reverse

DemonEagles
10-01-2009, 10:58 AM
tebow and flordia come out unbalanced right and tebow starts acting like he is giving the center a reach around so the chiefs defence moves to get a better view and tebow exacutes a jump pass

DemonEagles
10-01-2009, 10:59 AM
tebow flies in the helicopter from riptide to distract the players

Peoples Champ
10-01-2009, 11:01 AM
I say gators beat Chiefs only if Tebow plays

Durango
10-01-2009, 11:04 AM
I say gators beat Chiefs only if Tebow plays


And it might get very ugly early. Maybe they could line up as teams and then Tebow and a Chiefs representative could pick their players in a pick-up game kind of way. That way the Chiefs might get a few Florida players and have a chance.

Pontius Pirate
10-01-2009, 11:13 AM
tebow and flordia come out unbalanced right and tebow starts acting like he is giving the center a reach around so the chiefs defence moves to get a better view and tebow exacutes a jump pass

I count three straight times that you've misspelled FLORIDA.

Only in America.

PRBronco
10-01-2009, 11:17 AM
It must be my birthday!

Garcia Bronco
10-01-2009, 11:21 AM
The Chiefs would kill the Gators. Grown men versus kids? With more speed and power at every position.

broncocalijohn
10-01-2009, 11:21 AM
I dont know. Flordia is one top school that might have trouble. I once saw them play Georgia and whip them good. Then it came time to play Alabamia and let me tell you, tough game, but they bounced back and beat the hell out of Mississipia to regain the division. Teams like Louisiania State University had no chance. Only reason why schools like Nevadia would put them on the schedule is for the moneyia. Maybe a school like FLORIDA would do a little better vs the Chiefs. (Did i really need to highlight?)

scorpio
10-01-2009, 11:51 AM
Ya'll been demonpenz'd

TonyR
10-01-2009, 11:55 AM
The Chiefs would kill the Gators. Grown men versus kids? With more speed and power at every position.

Yep, I love when people make these arguments with a straight face (which perhaps the OP isn't). Florida only has a few players who will make it in the NFL but they're going to beat an NFL team. Uh, okay.

Pick Six
10-01-2009, 11:59 AM
Flordia is a community college in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Recruiting has been a nightmare, so they haven't won anything meaningful since 1970. That sounds like they would give the Chiefs a good game...:thumbs:

Natedog24
10-01-2009, 12:01 PM
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Br0nc0Buster
10-01-2009, 12:06 PM
who is flordia?

Durango
10-01-2009, 12:09 PM
Yep, I love when people make these arguments with a straight face (which perhaps the OP isn't). Florida only has a few players who will make it in the NFL but they're going to beat an NFL team. Uh, okay.


Oh come on. It's all in fun, or making fun. Of course a professional team would decimate a college outfit, but it's always fun to turn the screws on division rivals and now you've ruined it.

TheElusiveKyleOrton
10-01-2009, 12:11 PM
I think Florio could beat the Chiefs.

Peoples Champ
10-01-2009, 12:21 PM
Oh come on. It's all in fun, or making fun. Of course a professional team would decimate a college outfit, but it's always fun to turn the screws on division rivals and now you've ruined it.


I know, I was kidding to. If Florida was going to beat the Chiefs, it would mean all 22 players or 33 with special teams on the Florida Gators would be drafted. And that wont happen, but it still fun to pick on the Chiefs for having another year contending for the worst team in league.

BroncoBuff
10-01-2009, 12:23 PM
classic ...

Rohirrim
10-01-2009, 12:23 PM
I don't know about Flordia but I'll bet USC could do it. ;D

2KBack
10-01-2009, 12:25 PM
Yep, I love when people make these arguments with a straight face (which perhaps the OP isn't). Florida only has a few players who will make it in the NFL but they're going to beat an NFL team. Uh, okay.

I dunno man, those sounded like some serious plays he cooked up. This is obviously as straight faced as arguments get.

JCMElway
10-01-2009, 01:49 PM
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houghtam
10-01-2009, 02:04 PM
My Adopt-A-Bronco strikes again.

Good times!

Peoples Champ
10-01-2009, 02:08 PM
how bout this- you take the all american team from 2009, since just about all of them will be drafted, mold them for 1 year, and then play the Chiefs. Im going with the all american team

Greatspirits
10-01-2009, 02:20 PM
I even think Central Flordia and Flordia Int'l can beat the Cheifs.

Irish Stout
10-01-2009, 02:28 PM
YAY DEMONEAGLE THREAD! Sir, may I have another?

maher_tyler
10-01-2009, 02:28 PM
I even think Central Flordia and Flordia Int'l can beat the Cheifs.

I think Wyoming could beat the chiefs!

Abqbronco
10-01-2009, 02:52 PM
Wack wack pass! Does it get any better than that?

Los Broncos
10-01-2009, 02:58 PM
Maybe Brodie would get his first win?

broncosteven
10-01-2009, 03:36 PM
I still miss Oleg.

Arkie
10-01-2009, 04:01 PM
They have a few guys drafted every year that seem NFL ready (Jarvis Moss, Chad Jackson, lol) but they couldn't field 22 starters, much less 45 NFL ready players for the active roster.

TexanBob
10-01-2009, 04:14 PM
I don't know about Flordia but I'll bet USC could do it. ;D

Not fair. USC is a professional football team.

Marshall Dumervil
10-01-2009, 08:04 PM
Lol at the resposes to this thread...

Hey Demon,

How about Tebow flies in the helicopter from riptide and parachutes in for the score?


While eating nachos?

shakenbake
10-01-2009, 08:18 PM
Lol at the resposes to this thread...

Hey Demon,

How about Tebow flies in the helicopter from riptide and parachutes in for the score?


While eating a McRib Sandwich?

Fixed it for you

BroncoInSkinland
10-01-2009, 08:37 PM
No sham-wow reference, I was robbed. Ah well, I reviewed life lessons according to and feel better about me now.

cutthemdown
10-01-2009, 09:18 PM
Naw Chiefs would rip any college team by 4-5 tds or more.

Overall NFL teams just bigger and faster.

cutthemdown
10-01-2009, 09:19 PM
Maybe a college all star team could hang. But other then that no way.

tsiguy96
10-01-2009, 09:27 PM
heres some food for thought: what would happen if they played the broncos. and we would dominate so badly based on one thing: oline

there isnt 4-5 defenders in college right now that would get even close to the QB. theyd need to send 6 to have a chance, and thats with no additional blocking help from TE or RB. that would be sick nasty.

lex
10-01-2009, 10:24 PM
I don't know about Flordia but I'll bet USC could do it. ;D

Maybe they should set their sights on teams like Stanford, UCLA, and Washington.

Bronco Boy
10-01-2009, 10:26 PM
Wasn't Flordia the name of one of Travis Henry's baby-mama's?

Punisher
10-02-2009, 06:37 AM
I think the chiefs are so bad flordia can beat them and I made some plays to help tebow and company

No Way KC has like an All Star College Team

DemonEagles
10-02-2009, 07:34 AM
Tebow takes a home pregnancy test drawing in Derrick Johnson with guilt and remorse then runs then thros for a touchdown

Kaylore
10-02-2009, 07:37 AM
Best thread!

DemonEagles
10-02-2009, 07:37 AM
Tebow Uses the magic flute he got in mario 3 on a tip by watching "the wizzard" with fred savage on dvd.

he later went to big world

Punisher
10-02-2009, 07:38 AM
Tebow Uses the magic flute he got in mario 3 on a tip by watching "the wizzard" with fred savage on dvd.

he later went to big world

:rofl: Yes i like this guy his a little wacko but hey who isn't :hitself:

DemonEagles
10-02-2009, 07:41 AM
using the create a track feature in excite bike Tebow puts an unsuspecting oil slick causing glen dorsey to slip

DemonEagles
10-02-2009, 07:44 AM
while directing a remake of passion of the christ he tells the jews to stop beating jesus ....for awhile

UberBroncoMan
10-02-2009, 09:23 AM
If there is one thing I'd like more than any other related to football and not a Super Bowl for the Broncos...

It's seeing the worst team in the NFL being forced to play the best team in the NCAA.

I'd watch it every damn year.

oubronco
10-02-2009, 09:33 AM
I think Wyoming could beat the chiefs!

Colorado could beat the chiefs and they suck real bad

LonghornBronco
10-02-2009, 11:02 AM
Texas could do it...