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Spider
09-27-2009, 09:41 PM
;d

BroncoInSkinland
09-27-2009, 09:46 PM
It was harder to find the "right" pick this week you boob. Jeez trucker-mojo sucks compared to last year.

Rock Chalk
09-27-2009, 09:47 PM
Kudos for the Travis mention at the alamo. Considering Bowie and Crockett are by far the most famous people at the Alamo.

SoDak Bronco
09-27-2009, 09:47 PM
56-0 Denver loses, kyle orton sucks and throws 5 pick 6 INTS and romo throws 3 more td's to witten(he's on my fantasyteam).

Dagmar
09-27-2009, 09:50 PM
http://a5.vox.com/6a00b8ea067a51dece01101629be7d860c-500pi

Man-Goblin
09-27-2009, 09:51 PM
I'm hoping for a bad showing by the Panthers tomorrow, with the Cowboys looking amazing. Folks around these parts wouldn't be surprised considering how they've made Delhomme to be the anti-christ.

Unfortunately, the Panthers are better than people think. And they have their season on the line tomorrow.

Expect a close game.

listopencil
09-27-2009, 10:20 PM
First play of the game- Orton tries to throw a bomb and that messed up finger flies off, right into Simms' eye, popping it out of the socket. Half blinded he flounders into Brandy and breaks his leg. We now have no QB's on the roster. The ball, by the way, is intercepted and returned for a TD. Upon further review the refs decide to count it as 10 INT's and 60 points. Cowboys go for two making the score 62-0 Dallas. McD decides to run the Wildcat Offense for the rest of the game and we fail miserably. On our six possessions remaining in the game we either fumble or get picked off on every consecutive first down. Dallas goes for two on each, for practice, and they make each conversion. Final score- Dallas 110, Denver 0. The Broncos are dismantled by the NFL and the Commissioner declares that there will never be a professional football franchise in the state of Colorado again.

OBF1
09-28-2009, 12:13 AM
Jerra pays off McDaniels, Dallas 1,000,000 Denver 2

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
09-28-2009, 12:37 AM
since Dallas is Americas team ,and America wants them to win ,and some poor kid dying from some odd version of cancer wants Dallas to beat Denver, and seeing how god and jesus are cowboy fans and everyone on the denver bronco team are cowboy fans also and mcdaniels is also a cowboy fan along with bowlen the broncos will give the ball to Dallas on every possession they get and let Dallas score the final score will be Dallas 200 Denver 0 and then there will be world peace jews and arabs will love each other democrats and republicans will come together everyone in the world will be millionaires science will find a cure for every disease in the universe. everyone on the mane will win the lottery. but only if Denver throws the game and lets gods team win.

UberBroncoMan
09-28-2009, 12:49 AM
They are going to put a point on us for every foot wide their scoreboard is... I don't know how we'll last through this beating.

FireFly
09-28-2009, 04:12 AM
NO chance Orton falls apart - ice in his veins :)

Meck77
09-28-2009, 04:23 AM
We have no chance Spider. The majority of the omane told us so all off season.

Dr. Broncenstein
09-28-2009, 05:07 AM
America's team is simply too powerful for the lowly donks. Prepare to have mudholes stomped in our collective asses.

Punisher
09-28-2009, 06:07 AM
3-2 Broncos win

book it

gtown
09-28-2009, 06:20 AM
We win. The Cowboys never show up because they believe that their new stadium is so awesome that every game must be a home game.

cousinal11
09-28-2009, 06:38 AM
Bad. We are going to get beat badly. Very, very badly.

s0phr0syne
09-28-2009, 07:26 AM
people are ruining our poll mojo. we're going to lose people, just believe it and vote that way.

It's been proven that this is the true secret to our last 3 weeks' success.

cmhargrove
09-28-2009, 07:31 AM
since Dallas is Americas team ,and America wants them to win ,and some poor kid dying from some odd version of cancer wants Dallas to beat Denver, and seeing how god and jesus are cowboy fans and everyone on the denver bronco team are cowboy fans also and mcdaniels is also a cowboy fan along with bowlen the broncos will give the ball to Dallas on every possession they get and let Dallas score the final score will be Dallas 200 Denver 0 and then there will be world peace jews and arabs will love each other democrats and republicans will come together everyone in the world will be millionaires science will find a cure for every disease in the universe. everyone on the mane will win the lottery. but only if Denver throws the game and lets gods team win.

Nice angle - does that mean they will invite Khadafi (Qadhafi) to roll out his plan for Israelistine? Maybe the NFL could play a game there next year?

Dukes
09-28-2009, 07:36 AM
We win. The Cowboys never show up because they believe that their new stadium is so awesome that every game must be a home game.

In primetime. Anyway, Dallas 74 - Denver 6

Beantown Bronco
09-28-2009, 07:37 AM
40ish to 3.

Ware is going to make Clady his b*tch somewhere in the vicinity of 10 times.

Popcorn Sutton
09-28-2009, 07:41 AM
We also need the Delusional Cowboy Fans thread... who takes care of that one?

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
09-28-2009, 09:53 AM
Nice angle - does that mean they will invite Khadafi (Qadhafi) to roll out his plan for Israelistine? Maybe the NFL could play a game there next year?
i forgot about that. yes we will we will play the super bowl in Libya where a new nfl team the camels will play. and new rules will be implemented to make the game more fair Arabic players . will be allowed to strap bombs to their chest. oh and the cowboys will beat us by o say 9999999999999999999 to 2 LETS LOSE FOR AMERICA ONLY SOME GODLESS HIPPY COMMIE WOULD WANT AMERICAS TEAM TO LOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!
DO YOU WANT AMERICAS TEAM TO LOSE?
if the cowboys lose the terrorist win
DO YOU WANT THE TERRORIST TO WIN?? DO YOU PEOPLE!:sunshine:

Spider
10-04-2009, 06:24 AM
i forgot about that. Yes we will we will play the super bowl in libya where a new nfl team the camels will play. And new rules will be implemented to make the game more fair arabic players . Will be allowed to strap bombs to their chest. Oh and the cowboys will beat us by o say 9999999999999999999 to 2 lets lose for america only some godless hippy commie would want americas team to lose!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you want americas team to lose?
If the cowboys lose the terrorist win
do you want the terrorist to win?? Do you people!:sunshine:

lol.........