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Spider
09-21-2009, 04:14 PM
:approve:

Mr. Elway
09-21-2009, 04:17 PM
Jamarcus and Javon will send the fantasy football world into a frenzy as they connect for 12 TDs.

Taco John
09-21-2009, 04:19 PM
Two words: Tom Cable Coach of the Year

Spider
09-21-2009, 04:19 PM
Jamarcus and Javon will send the fantasy football world into a frenzy as they connect for 12 TDs.

predict the entire game not just the first quarter ;D

Meck77
09-21-2009, 04:22 PM
ahem....We have no chance. The season was over before it even started.




































*slips spider a low five for the new "We have no chance" mojo thread*

Mr. Elway
09-21-2009, 04:24 PM
predict the entire game not just the first quarter ;D

The 13th TD hookup will be thrown so hard it will propel Walker back past the endzone and into the black hole, where rabid overzealous fans will immediately cannibalize him. From that point on our luck will change as Orton scrambles for 600 yards, throwing zero completions but recording 14 TDs. We win by 7, which seems a lot closer given the high number of points.

Spider
09-21-2009, 04:33 PM
The 13th TD hookup will be thrown so hard it will propel Walker back past the endzone and into the black hole, where rabid overzealous fans will immediately cannibalize him. From that point on our luck will change as Orton scrambles for 600 yards, throwing zero completions but recording 14 TDs. We win by 7, which seems a lot closer given the high number of points.

Just imagine if we had a franchise QB .......613 yards scrambling

Mr. Elway
09-21-2009, 04:36 PM
just imagine if we had a franchise qb .......613 yards scrambling

lol

Hotrod
09-21-2009, 04:38 PM
I was going to go with 99-0 but now that Gallery is out for the Faiders I say we win by 3

DivineLegion
09-21-2009, 04:40 PM
quatrillion to two

prunch
09-21-2009, 04:41 PM
I'm worried that Jamarcus might eat up our defense ... and I don't mean that figuratively.

Raiders 120
Broncos 3

Spider
09-21-2009, 04:43 PM
quatrillion to two

LOL get real , no way we can get a safety ...we traded off our franchise QB ;D

Rohirrim
09-21-2009, 05:01 PM
It would take Carl Sagan to put a number on it. We're toast.

UberBroncoMan
09-21-2009, 05:02 PM
I don't know how so many of you think we will steamroll them... the Raiders are the real deal... look how they took it to the powerful Chiefs and won with half the yardage on offense. That's the trait of a champion.

40-0 Raiders is being modest.

DivineLegion
09-21-2009, 05:07 PM
LOL get real , no way we can get a safety ...we traded off our franchise QB ;D

Jamarcus lets a snap go over his head thirty yards out of the endzone because he thinks only John Elway sees his true potential, and he feels sorry for Johns beloved Franchise. At least this is what we are meant to believe. In all reality the 40 carrot diamond in his left ear catch's a ray of sunshine (since everything about J-marc was being caught on this glorious Raider day) beams him in the eye and he totally misses the snap.

cmhargrove
09-21-2009, 05:07 PM
I was going to go with 99-0 but now that Gallery is out for the Faiders I say we win by 3

I had the Radiers with 98, but i'll go with this...

atomicbloke
09-21-2009, 05:21 PM
I predict the game will end in a 0-0 tie.

broncocalijohn
09-21-2009, 05:24 PM
Tom Cable, Spider's throat punching idol, will put a game plan that even JaJaba cant F up and not score. Lex and the other doomers will get their "I told you so's " in with Orton throwing 6 picks and thankfully the Faiders offense can score only 20 points inside the 20 yard line. We give one hell of an effort on defense but fall to the studs of Oakland. 20-0.

broncocalijohn
09-21-2009, 05:26 PM
right now, there are 12 people who just dont "get it".

Dr. Broncenstein
09-21-2009, 05:34 PM
I, for one, welcome our new Raider overlords.

tsiguy96
09-21-2009, 05:44 PM
has a team ever forfeited an NFL game before? we might have to do that. somewhere in the range of 42-0, and 40 of those points coming from safeties.

Ugly Duck
09-21-2009, 05:51 PM
Sheesh... relax, dudes! I have a hunch the score will be much closer than a quadrillion to 2. I mean... your team may be horrible - but Oakland is even worse... lighten up a bit! Give yourselves a break...

listopencil
09-21-2009, 05:52 PM
Oakland http://www.symbols.com/pics/small/25/2501.gif (http://www.symbols.com/encyclopedia/25/251.html)

Denver -http://www.symbols.com/pics/small/25/2501.gif (http://www.symbols.com/encyclopedia/25/251.html)

We will suck so badly that we'll rip a hole in space-time and Russell will turn into Jonny Unitas.

listopencil
09-21-2009, 05:53 PM
has a team ever forfeited an NFL game before? we might have to do that. somewhere in the range of 42-0, and 40 of those points coming from safeties.


50 point rule?

Punisher
09-21-2009, 05:54 PM
3-2 Broncos

Book it

SJ Bronco
09-21-2009, 06:56 PM
I must reverse K the reverse K and reverse the K yet again....

The raiders will score so many TD's that the score board will tick back around like the odometer on my chevy and it will read 1-0 raiders

oubronco
09-21-2009, 07:02 PM
;d

BroncoInSkinland
09-21-2009, 07:31 PM
Awesome poll again. No really. The options are so hard to choose from, but I think I got the "right" one again. Where are the boobies? I know spiders a boob, but that's just one...

cutthemdown
09-21-2009, 07:41 PM
Raiders been playing us tough as of late. They have a big dline capable of pressuring and stopping the run. They still give up yrds though so something not totally right there.

I don't see us scoring more then 20 points vs them, but there offense isn't very good in the passing game. Broncos seem pretty good vs run so far so it makes it an interesting matchup.

I'd say shut down McFadden, shut down Miller and you have the game. Those 2 players will be the key.

Killericon
09-21-2009, 07:56 PM
The sarcasm in this thread is bringing down some heavy duty bad karma.

Spider
09-21-2009, 08:01 PM
The sarcasm in this thread is bringing down some heavy duty bad karma.

what sarcasm ?

Killericon
09-21-2009, 08:10 PM
what sarcasm ?

People saying we'll lose by a mere 50 points. Please.

It's gonna be biblical.

gtown
09-21-2009, 08:28 PM
We win. A new Country Buffet opens near the Oakland Coliseum and Jamarcus is found dead in a vat of mashed potatoes an hour before the game.

Reverse score mojo does not work with the Raiders. We must destroy them and burn down Oakland.

Mr. Elway
09-21-2009, 08:32 PM
The Raiders spend the entire week gameplanning for Cutler, having missed all the offseason coverage. They take us down anyway 73-0 because we're so scared of all the gothic pirate characters in the audience.

prunch
09-21-2009, 08:34 PM
With the "black hole" ... they will definitely out-gay us ... that's for sure.

broncosteven
09-21-2009, 08:39 PM
I predict atleast one Jail break rush will occur...













...before the game.

They have to fill the Black Hole some how.

Spider
09-21-2009, 09:05 PM
people saying we'll lose by a mere 50 points. Please.

It's gonna be biblical.

lol

FireFly
09-21-2009, 09:26 PM
lol get real , no way we can get a safety ...we traded off our franchise qb ;d

rofl!

FireFly
09-21-2009, 09:27 PM
and while this is a bit of a comedy thread, I honestly think that this could be harder than people are expecting - I hope that we don't get ahead of ourselves...

Vegas_Bronco
09-21-2009, 09:52 PM
Well since Kuper is hurt and we still haven't signed Foneco. I got two words for you - dang that chick is hot in the avatar above this post.

tsiguy96
09-21-2009, 09:57 PM
People saying we'll lose by a mere 50 points. Please.

It's gonna be biblical.

whats all the hate for optimists around here? **** we cant get a break. its not gonna be THAT bad of a loss, just around 54-3. you need to be a real fan or leave, simple.

Popcorn Sutton
09-21-2009, 10:01 PM
Well since Kuper is hurt and we still haven't signed Foneco. I got two words for you - dang that chick is hot in the avatar above this post.

Nice use of the Foneco there... LOL

Irish Stout
09-21-2009, 10:16 PM
Nice use of the Foneco there... LOL

Isn't Foneco one of the LBs we're trying out tomorrow? I can't count high enough to predict the raider's score.... I'm gonna cry all night about it.

Popcorn Sutton
09-21-2009, 10:19 PM
Isn't Foneco one of the LBs we're trying out tomorrow? I can't count high enough to predict the raider's score.... I'm gonna cry all night about it.

I see what you did there... :~ohyah!:

UberBroncoMan
09-22-2009, 04:23 AM
People saying we'll lose by a mere 50 points. Please.

It's gonna be biblical.

Tell that to the Delusional Brown fans thread.

Dr. Broncenstein
09-22-2009, 05:39 AM
Apparently you idiots haven't paid attention to the personnel that constitutes the 2009 Raiders. They drafted this guy who runs like 4.2 in the fourty yard dash. You know he's the real deal because they paid him a huge amount of money to sign without taking a snap. They have two running backs who run 4.4 rolling out of bed. The quarterback can literally throw the ball over a quarter mile. The vertical attack is back... this game will be over by halftime with an epic donk slaughter.

Spider
09-22-2009, 11:06 PM
;d

uplink
09-23-2009, 06:19 PM
The score could get ugly if the broncos laugh at the Lauper Music Cable likes to play during warm-ups

Spider
09-27-2009, 10:23 AM
Awesome poll again. No really. The options are so hard to choose from, but I think I got the "right" one again. Where are the boobies? I know spiders a boob, but that's just one...
That will be enough out of you mister

Miss I.
09-27-2009, 10:35 AM
Spider, spider, spider...what did I tell you about drinking the Diesel fuel? That fuel is for the big truck. You also should not inhale it, because if you inhale too much you turn into a Raider fan. If you drink too much, you turn into Bobo the Chief's fan. Be careful now.
;D

baja
09-27-2009, 11:08 AM
Two words: Tom Cable Coach of the Year

That's 6 words boss... ;D

baja
09-27-2009, 11:12 AM
Jamarcus lets a snap go over his head thirty yards out of the endzone because he thinks only John Elway sees his true potential, and he feels sorry for Johns beloved Franchise. At least this is what we are meant to believe. In all reality the 40 carrot diamond in his left ear catch's a ray of sunshine (since everything about J-marc was being caught on this glorious Raider day) beams him in the eye and he totally misses the snap.

So his ear ring reflects sun light into his eye - dude must have some serious ear lobs

kupesdad
09-28-2009, 11:40 AM
I think we should win by 20 or so

broncocalijohn
09-28-2009, 11:49 AM
I think we should win by 20 or so

ya know we can see when you posted this! Nice try. I will go out on a limb and state we win 23 to 3.

kupesdad
09-28-2009, 12:11 PM
ya know we can see when you posted this! Nice try. I will go out on a limb and state we win 23 to 3.

I know.. but if I tried this on my wife she would think I was the great Carnac :)